Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.

Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. I've been researching all over the place to make sure this story is believable. My friend and I have also thought up a few running gags to make sure this chapter is full of the funny.

/Sesame Street Song: Elmo's World/-The Crackfic edition

(What happened so far)

My mind was already afloat with a must need to-do-list. First take Sasuke shopping. He already burned off all his clothes. Then we needed to meet Shikamaru and the rest of Team Kakashi back at the lab to see what's really going on within Sasuke. Of course, I also had another tutoring deal with Naruto, not chakra stuff, book stuff. Boy Naruto is going to totally hate me with some of the lessons I have planned for him.

Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style

Chapter 12:Who said what street?

(Jill's Hallway, Sasuke's Point of View)

The girls and I mean all the females, Jill, Sakura, Monique, Audrey, Elsie, and even Clarity herself pounced on me! I was just fine until I spotted a certain DVD. That DVD was going to haunt me for the rest of my life! I dodged the stream of hands but Monique wrapped around my leg and twisted my ankle! I turned to fight but Sakura had me pinned by the shoulders. Jill held open the doors and Clarity rammed her elbow into my lungs during the struggle, knocking the wind out of me.

"SHOGI NOW!" Clarity yelled and a brown square jawed lizard head tugged me in before I could even get my second wind.

"Oh no, no . . . no, no, no," I almost screeched, "Don't make me wear that!"

"C'mon Sasuke," Clarity snorted in her own boyish fashion, "You're the only person in the group without any spare clothes and don't get stubborn with me Sasuke. You're acting like a brat and you know it."

"I don't care! Let me out!"

"Get dressed," she stated.

"Let me out!"

"You just put the clothes on," she sighed, "It'll only take a few hours to do a little wardrobe shopping. Heck even your pants are gone."

Naruto, Randy, and even Mendel were idly walking into the hall thirty minutes later in front of the room where I tried to escape. I called for help. Could anyone believe it? Me, the last Uchiha, had actually begged and pleaded to get out. Inside that room was hell. It's so unspeakable I don't even want to think about it.

GYAAAHHHHHHHHH

SCREEEEEEEE

EEEEEEK

CRUNCH

"Geez what's all the screaming for?" I could hear Naruto ask as if he wasn't watching what he called his best friend getting mauled in a closet.

"Well I just introduced Shogi and Jira to the T.V. show Sesame street." Clarity informed him.

"What's so awful about that?"

Clarity had the remote control to the T.V. where she just turned the volume up.

/La La La-la! La La La-la! Elmo's World!/

"NOOOOOOO!"

/La La La-la! La La La-la! Elmo's World!/

"Oji-san, dance with us!" Jira mewled.

"I'm an Uchiha I don't do fuzzy happy!"

/Elmo loves his Goldfish! His Crayons tooooooo!/

"Someone make the horror stop!" I screamed.

"Elmo's not horrible," Clarity crooned, "He's a cute furry red monster!"

"He's the epitome of horrorr!" I wailed, "Make him stop!"

"You get dressed, and come shopping then maybe I'll make the monster stop." Clarity beamed with a fake little grin, "Besides I have that eight hour DVD set on repeat. You might be stuck there all day."

/HIYA KIDS THIS IS ELMO AND HE LOVES YOU/

"Gyaaaaahhhhhhh!" I screamed.

"Clarity," Naruto finally whined, "We tortured him enough now can we please stop the video. I think you scarred him."

"Which area?"

"You broke his brain."

Two and two finally clicked. This was both Naruto's and Clarity's fault? They planned this the whole time? Both of them planned to torture me with evil puppets of doom in order to force me to come along? Oh it's on, I don't know what humiliation they have planned for me next but it's on. I will have my revenge.

"Fine, fine," I snapped, "You can take me wherever you want I don't care anymore! Just turn the stupid thing off!"

(The Apartment of Mendel's Parents, Clarity's Point of View)

Mendal was definitely right about one thing (along with many other things but hey, he's a scientist, they know stuff) spending one night in his parents unnaturally clean apartment and he was already underway to becoming his usual avenging self. I was surprised the whole building seemed to know the couple. Jack was the building maintenance guy, a real gadget guru and Jill liked to chat with everybody. Much to the ninja's dismay, she'd already told everyone's individual back story to every neighbor they have; all five floors worth. The reactions were almost too seamless.

"Ya kiddin' me right? Some dude sacrifice himself to put what in the who now? Ya trippin man! That guy don't look no demon. He looks like . . . Looks like . . . Nah man that just crazy." The man laughed. Naruto was just happy to be treated like a normal person and not like some weapon or a ticking time bomb. He was smiling all day after that.

"Oh you poor baby," this particular woman had Sasuke in a death hug and almost choked him to death, "Man if I hear one more word about a brother hurting ones brother I'll throw the book at him!" This person also happened to be a nun that came from a big family of about . . . Hm say . . . Eleven children judging by the brag book hanging off her garb. Sasuke, glowered at the lady and calmly drummed his fingers along her back wondering when the hugging nun would let him go. He tends to hate being pitied and he supposedly hates being cuddled but between you and me even Sasuke seemed to appreciate the kindness.

"Mama if I said I wanted to be a doctor. Can I dye my hair pink too?" the little kid asked the Mama though both didn't believe Sakura when she told them her hair is actually all natural. I thought it was dyed too until I met Sakura's parents who by the way, still call her three times a day to make sure she watches her health. The gesture is sweet but when it's my phone singing "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down" it gets annoying.

"Dude, that is like so deep man . . . Uh . . . What does he call 'troublesome' again?" The beatnick never noticed Shikamaru fell asleep standing up . . . Again.

"Wow this wood looks beautiful! Did you use miracle grow?" asked one guy who was once talking to Yamato only to turn around and find out he's been talking to a log.

"Hey mistah you draw Purdy pictures. Are you a gud dwawer too? I'm a good dwawer. I dwaw ah the time, on paper, and mo'papah and my mom yelled at me fo' dwawing on the wall dough. I didn't dwawed on the wall. I dwawed on the fwoor." this kid talked and talked and talked to Sai while he was busy sketching. Of course, Sai just stopped what he was doing and stared. He did not know what to do with this creature that babbled a bazillion words a minute. Of course the "creature" didn't know what to do with Sai so she yakked to fill the awkward silence. I had to giggle, this was actually Sai's first time with a babbling two year old.

Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.

(1) No entertain footnotes today but I hope all of you are having fun reading this crazy story. :D