Ch. 13 Drunken fun
Disclaimer Disney stuff not mine at all, my stuff is the stuff you don't recognise from Disney, get it?
Now this is my kind of chapter it features both couples. Oh and thanx for reviewing for those or person who did.
During Ash and Will' kiss they heard sounds. They both stopped what they were doing to look in the direction of the docks.Sure enough it was Emily and Jack staggering back to the ship. Em was on Jack's back.
Ashley and Will hid to watch Emily and Jack with their stupid attempt at a conversation. The newly engaged couple were crouched underneath the railing of the ship. Listening and watching intently to the drunks.
"Jack you have a beautiful….", she removed one of her hands from his collarbone to bring it to her chin as if in deep thought, "Ah, ass, very, very beautiful ass", she finished quite content with herself.
"Why thank you, kitten", he replied.
"Can I have it?"
"No, no, luv."
Will simply rolled his eyes upon hearing this conversation.
Ashley whispered, "Oh my heavens", needless to say she was not impressed. Yet the couple intended to hear the rest of the conversation.
"Why not?!" she sounded angry, "I have money!"
"Because, darling, if I give you my ass, that will leave me without an ass and you will have two. Savvy?"
Ashley let out a laugh, Will shushed her immediately.
"Oh."
Jack smirked at this, "But", he started, which was very ironic, "If you give me your ass and I give you mine, we'll both have an ass, savvy?" he ginned his toothy grin.
Emily started to giggle uncontrollably, then she started to nibble on his ear and huskily she whispered, "I savvy, Captain."
Well Jack was so flabbergasted by his lass' sudden change in mood, he stammered off the dock.
'Splash!'
They both ended up in the water.
Will immediately stood up as in condition to go save them. Ashley tugged him back down.
"Let's just see where this goes, Mr. Turner."
"Right", he kissed her cheek.
Suddenly two heads bobbed out of the water, panting heavily.
"Jack", Emily giggled. While moving closer to hug him,
He just spat water out of his mouth. He then surprised Emily when he kissed her hard on the mouth. Tongue slipping into her mouth. Their wet bodies pressed up against the other. She wrapped her arms around his neck, bringing him even closer, if that was humanly possible. They were both so warm. His hands were working on keeping their rightful place on her, now his ass. Good thing the barge was there.
"Ummmm, Jack", she broke away.
"Yes, luv?" he replied sadly because she pulled away.
"You, your, yer very fun to kiss wet", she giggled.
Jack arched one eyebrow and smiled cockily, "Well kitten, luv, darling", he paused fro dramatic effect, "I'm also very fun to-"
"That's it! Out!" Came Will's voice, "Out of the water you two." He proceeded to pull Emily out of the water and let Jack struggle. Once he had Emily out of the water he shouted to Ashley, "Sweetheart, Can you retrieve Emily's night ware from my cabin please?"
Ash didn't know why she was retrieving them, but did so anyway and went below deck.
'Thud'
Will turned his attention to Emily who had now collapsed on the deck. He picked her up bridal style.
"You know Billiam.." she started.
"It's William", Came Jack's voice from behind. Once he had succeeded in getting on the deck, he decided to lay sprawling for air.
"Nuh uh. No it's not!" Em's childish voice replied.
"Actually, it is", Said Will, being the only sober one on deck.
"No, because then why is William short for Bill", Emily replied in a 'duh' voice, quite pleased with herself.
Ashley came out on deck, Em's things in hand. She started to laugh. She heard most of the conversation. "Emily, sweetie, Bill is short for William", she chided.
Em's eyes grew huge, her mouth open wide, "Since when?" of coarse it was a rhetorical question. "God almighty should have told m-", her body went limp in Will's arms.
"She's unconscious, I'll bring her to Jack's cabin", Will said softly.
When he left Jack came to stand by Ashley, he started to sing the wedding song, "Dum, dum, da, dum, dum, dum, da, dum."
Ashley laughed yet again.
"Wait", Jacks face became mad and red with anger, "Did he marry my lass. William bloody Eunuch Turner", he yelled running after Will, running towards his cabin.
"Jack! NO!" Ash yelled from the dock.
'Bang!'
He ran right into a mast and fell unconscious.
Ashley made her way to Jack, "Will!" she screamed, "Little help!" She tried lifting Jack but failed miserably.
Will came out of the cabin. He put his hands on his hips and stared at Jack, "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Ashley go dress Emily please? She'll catch her death in those wet clothes. She's in-"
"I know Jack's cabin", she left Will to deal with Jack and with a chaste kiss on her fiancés lips. Once Ashley had finally finished dressing Emily's lifeless form, Will entered with Jack. One of the Captain's arms firmly planted on his shoulder.
"William, why are we putting them in the same room?" ash asked tucking Emily in.
Once William had managed to tuck Jack in, half naked, in his hot chiselled chest and breeches, he slung his arm around Ashley's shoulders, "Because, my love, I want to spend the night next to you", he replied kissing her on the cheek.
She just smiled.
"And", he now had her full attention, "Because I get this sick pleasure in knowing Jack will wake up thinking he could have possibly done something, but can't remember because he was too drunk. And having a terrible feeling because he has a half naked Emily, who is only wearing a less than modest under shift beside him and he can't remember a thing", he finished laughing as did Ashley.
Ashley was shutting the door.
"You know those two are exactly like children", he said as he picked up his fiancée bridal style.
She let a tiny squeal escape her lips, "Well, we'll just have to think of them as practice children", she replied honestly.
Will let out a hearty laugh, "Right you are, my love."
With that said he carried his fiancée to their cabin. Nothing happened they were both tired out. They just laid there content in each others company, cuddling for the night.