Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

AN: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT ANBU MISSION OR SPRING ROMANCE. I have lost all inspiration for ANBU, but I am slowly trying to work on Spring Romance. I did manage to get this new oneshot done though! I hope that you all enjoy it. Please no flames or crit. It's just a little drabble-y thing.

"This is stupid."

Ino gave him a withering look. "Why must you always feel the need to ruin everything?"

"Hnn." replied Sasuke as he stuffed his hands into his pockets. "Why do you feel the need to ruin my day by dragging me a long to these stupid things?"

"We are celebrating Naruto's rise to Hokage! He is your friend, you know."

Sasuke scoffed. "He'll destroy the village before the end of the week."

Rolling her eyes, she leaned over to the snack bar and grabbed a chocolate covered strawberry. "You, my friend," she replied as she wagged the strawberry at him, "need to get your panties out of a wad."

Sasuke glared at her and grabbed her hand. "You're splattering chocolate all over me."

Ino just raised an eyebrow and shrugged at him. "My bad."

He opened his mouth to retort when Ino suddenly shoved the strawberry in his mouth. She then broke out into giggles as Sasuke chewed the strawberry angrily.

"Ah! Ino! Sasuke-kun!"

Turning around, they saw their pink-haired friend walking toward them.

"What's up?" asked Ino as she turned to get another strawberry.

"Oh, you know nothing much." Sakura replied sarcastically. "My fiance is just the leader of the Leaf Village."

"Heh. He'll be even more insane than usual now. Enjoy." Ino winked at her.

Sakura laughed. "I don't even want to think about that! Oh no."

"Ramen will be mandatory for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for everyone now."

"Everyone has to wear an ugly shade of orange."

"Everyone has to be an hyperactive moron." interjected Sasuke quietly.

Both Ino and Sakura turned to him and grinned.

"Oh, you know that you wuv him." Sakura teased as she lightly punched him on the arm.

"You two are BFFs, after all." Ino giggled.

Sasuke twitched.

"SAKURA-CHAN! SASUKE! INO-CHAN!"

Sasuke closed his eyes in pain at the loud and annoying noise coming from behind him. Naruto caught up to them, panting.

"Geez! You won't believe how many people are talking to me! It's amazing!" Naruto was positively beaming.

Sakura smiled fondly at him. "Well you are Hokage now, Naruto."

Naruto grin grew even wider. "Haha! That's true! I'm the most powerful ninja in the Fire Nation! Haha, right, Sasuke?" He nudged Sasuke.

Sasuke just glared at him.

"Well, congratulations, Naruto." interupted Ino. "Have fun with all that paperwork."

"Ah," replied Naruto as he scratched the back of him head. "I thought that I'll just let Sakura-chan deal with all the paperwork and...stuff..."

Sakura's forehead vein throbbed and she narrowed her eyes at him. Naruto backed up a few steps.

"Ahahaha, Sakura-chan! I was only joking! Ahahaha. OH! LOOK OVER THERE! It's...See ya!" Naruto then ran back into the crowd. Ino burst laughing.

"Excuse me." Sakura said sweetly as she followed Naruto into the crowd. They heard her crack her knuckles.

Ino grinned at Sasuke, who was looking bemused. "They are quite the couple, eh?"

"I don't know how Sakura hasn't killed him yet." Sasuke replied. There was a pause as they both looked at the crowd. Sasuke then shook his head and started walking towards the exit.

"HEY!" Ino shouted as she caught up with him. "Rude much? Where are you going?"

He raised an eyebrow up at her. "Home."

"But the party is still going on!"

Sasuke sighed, but continued walking. "I stayed for a while. Now I can go."

"But--!" pouted Ino indignantly.

Sasuke stopped and turned his head to look at her. Ino's eyebrows knitted together in confusion.

He smirked. "You can come with me, you know."

Her cheeks turned red as he continued on to the exit.

She smiled and followed him.

AN: Ehehe. I tried. Forgive me. A bit OOC too. Crap it.