You know what's awkward? Writing futanari smut when your four-year-old nephew is playing Pokémon Channel on your Wii.
Just thought you'd outta know, Happy Fapping!

Contents: Blowjob, creampie, Bumblebee closet quickie, facial, lovebiting and lovescratching

"Come oooooon~" Ruby whined.

"No."

"Please?"

"No!"

"Pretty please?"

"No, Ruby!"

"Pretty please with cookies on to-"
"Ruby, for the last time, No!" Weiss snapped.

Ruby frowned, "But it's the first chance since we started dating to go out! Who knows when we'll get another three day weekend?"

"next months actually," Blake spoke up from her book on the other bed.
"But that's like thirty days!" Ruby whined and turned back to the heiress, "Just for lunch, we'll even go to that francy cheek place with the snails."

"Ruby I told you, I'm expecting a call from Winter, I don't want there to be any distractions, I promise I'll take you to dinner tonight."

Giving up, Ruby slumped into Weiss's bed with a sigh, that would be ten hours from now, and by then the candy store would be closed so she couldn't get any treats along the way to compensate for the fancy stuff Weiss insisted they eat. Looking for anything to keep herself busy she whipped out her scroll and idly opened and closed apps hoping hours of entertainment would be found, stopping on her contacts page when a particular name drew her eye.
With renewed vigor and that endearing smile of hers Ruby hopped out of the sack, "Well, if I can't spend the day with my girlfriend, I'll spend it with my girl friend instead."

"Wut?" Weiss blinked.

"She means her gal pal." Blake flipped a page.

"Oh, right. Have fun Ruby, we'll do something tomorrow to make up for today ok?"

"I'll hold you to that, see ya!" Ruby skipped out as she pressed the button to call Penny just as Yang left the bathroom, her hair finally brushed, "Kept you waiting?" She grinned to the faunus who placed a bookmark, "Not too long, all set?"

"You know it."

"Where are you two off to?" Weiss

"Unlike you, we've got a date." Blake smirked as Yang wrapped an arm around her.

"oh...where to?"

"No where in particular, Blake just found some private spots around school she wanted to try out."

"oh geez," Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose, "have fun, try not to get too messy."

"No promises." Yang called as they left.

Weiss sighed, she'd be happy if only either her team or her sister could just wait till tomorrow, but she needed max attention on winter when she called, she hadn't yet told her about Ruby or the offspring growing in her belly for the last few weeks, she needed peace to keep her cool and prepare herself for the confession.

Ruby waved at Penny, who waved back from the plaza, Ruby slid down the railing of the stairs and jumped off into her semblance to rush toward the android in a flurry of petals, "Hiya penny." Ruby chuckled, "Hello Ruby" Penny smiled back, "I'm so glad you called, I had never been on a girls day out before, we'll go shopping for clothes, see a movie, go to the park, hang out at the mall, got to the park, and talk about boys.~"

"That's a bit much for one afternoon, how bout just the movie first and we'll work from there?"

"Okay." Penny agreed instantly and took her hand, the pair headed in the direction of the theater, "Yeah, Jaune kept talking about the new Spruce Willis movie, so I hafta see what the hype is about."

"I'm certain it will be sensational."

Just the duo purchased their tickets, Weiss's scroll rang and she quickly scooped it up and answered, "Hello Winter." She said with sisterly love.

"Hi Weiss, just giving you your monthly check in." Winter spoke both adoringly and with authority and poise, "How is everything?"

"Just great, my grades are still good, I'm getting along with my team and classmates fantastically."

"Getting along?" She seemed to chuckle

"huh?"

"Oh Weiss I'm not dumb, I know quite a few girls at Beacon are packing heat."

Weiss stayed silent, her cheeks turning red.

"Be honest, how sexually active are you?"

"um...here and there..."

Winter let out a gleeful laugh, which for a split second seemed to be an aroused moan at the end.

"Don't be shy Weiss, you are at that age, you can tell me these things."

"Well, on more then one occasion a girl has tied me to my bed and uh...rode me..."

Winter chuckled again, "Been there myself, some ladies can't resist the honor of bearing the Schnee seed."

Hearing that gave Weiss a little comfort as she fiddled with her dress nervously, "Yeah about that, I...kind of have a girlfriend now."

"Go a bit deeper please."

"what?"

"I said do you now? who is it?"

"Well, she's kinda of a complete dolt."

Weiss could hear Winter hum on the side, putting two and two together, "It's that Rose girl isn't it?"

Weiss hummed and nodded.

"mmn~ And how did the subject of getting girls pregnant bring her up?"

"Well..." Weiss strayed off, her silence explaining everything.

"I see...How big is she?"

"WINTER!"

"I'm just curious is all."

"It's just really personal, I'm not shameless like you, getting a blowjob while I'm on the phone."

"Was I that obvious?"

"Yes!"

"Fair enough, how bout we change the subject? Tell me about your other teammates, Blake and Yang was it?"

"Well, they're probably getting it on in a closest somewhere..."

Blake and Yang were getting in on a closet somewhere, breathing heavily into each others mouths as their tongues danced, stripping each other down to the buck.
Blake got on her knees and gave her girlfriend's citrus sized cum spheres a good looking, Yang tilting her head back in a satisfied groan as she ran her fingers through her silky black locks.

Running her tongue up, Blake gave the plump pecker a god base-to-tip lick that ended with the fat organ being stuffed between her cheeks, Yang moaned and bucked her hips, loving her girlfriend's rough tongue how skillfully she circled it around her dripping tip as her lips milked her dry. It didn't take long for Yang to fire a round down her throat, and soon she fouend herself pressing her kitten agaisn the wall, one leg up on her shoulder a she stared into those alluring yellow eyes.

"Fuck the shit out of me and shoot it all over my face babe." Blake mouthed, Yang replied with a grin and stuffed her log into Blake's dripping cavern, who stifled her moan by biting her neck, the pain being channeled into harder thrusts that banged the wall. The mix of pain and pleasure causing Blake to moan with her mouth full, clamping harder with her teeth and digging her nails into Yang's flesh, which only fueled her semblance more.

Blake knew that if there was one thing that made her girlfriend cum faster then one of her famous bella-blowjobs, it was applying her semblance, giving Yang just the right touch of masochism that made them so perfect together: Blake would give her a scratch or a love bite and Yang would reply with stronger strokes that hurt her, the pain would in turn get Blake hornier and she would hurt Yang more in her throes, thus repeating the cycle. Of course such an affair would only get them two minutes of hot and heavy lovemaking, but it was meant to be just a quickie anyway, they still had other spots to check out.

Blake came and scrathed Yang hard enough to draw blood, who yelped and pulled out as Blake slid down the wall, receiving thick gooey ropes of baby batter almost hot enough to boil water to the face for several seconds.

Yang basked in her after glow as the Faunus scooped up her seed and licked it off her fingers, "So the next spot?" She asked.
Blake looked up at her with sly smile, "Behind the bleachers, or in the bathroom?"

Two hours later, and Ruby and Penny found themselves doing the 'hang out at the mall' thing.
Mostly because Ruby spent most of her spare cash on popcorn, soda and candy.

It was for the best actually, Ruby wasn't the most responsible with her wallet and without one of her teammates to keep her on a financial leash she would spend every Lein she had on trivial things, sweets and cookies, and parts for Crescent Rose. Not that it wouldn't stop them from checking out clothes.

Ruby regarded the onesies on display in front of her, Penny sticking her into her cone of vision with a curious look, "Ruby, those clothes are far too small for you."
"hmm? OH yeah.." Ruby turned the bot "I didn't tell you did I? I'm gonna have a baby!"

Penny's face brightened, "Oh how exciting! I've always wanted to meet the stork."

"Stork? Penny that's not how it happens, babies are made when...wait you don't know this?"

"Know what Ruby?"

Ruby's mouth hung open, did...did she really have to have the talk with Penny? Wouldn't she have that information programmed into her or something? Like, she should have the entirety of Remnantpedia downloaded in brain right? Ruby took Penny's hand, "Come with me."

"Okay Ruby," the bot replied nonchalantly as Ruby whisked her off to a private spot Blake showed her once, A nice cozy spot behind some bushes in the park, away from prying eyes and far enough for the wind to drown out any moans.

Penny sat on her knees, looking up at Ruby, "Okay Penny," the reaper did her best impression of a teacher, wishing she had some glasses to complete the look, "Do you know what a vagina is?"
Penny brought her hand to her mouth, mulling it over, "I think so, but I can't quite explain it, it's umm..." Penny looked down between her legs.

"It's ok, you can show me."

Penny took of her dress, wearing no bra and pulling down her panties to reveal the smooth slit between her legs, "This is the part used for urination correct?"
"That's right Penny, but it's also used for reproduction, or sex for short."

"What's sex?" Penny looked back up to see her friend had removed her skirt and panties as well, "and what's THAT?"
Ruby giggled, "this is called a penis, or a cock, its what boys use to pee and have sex, but some girls like have both parts, we're called futa."
"Ah..." Penny nodded in understanding, absorbing the information word for word,
"Now, boys and most futa have things called balls hanging from their cock, those are organs that produce this stuff called semen, you following along."
"I sure am" Penny nodded, "Keep going."

Ruby nodded back, "Semen is this hot, white sticky stuff that tastes and feels very good, it a boy or a futa with balls gets there semen inside a girl, it will fertilize an egg and that will grow into a baby."

"I see, I thought it was strange how women who would be visited by the stork would have big tummies."

"Yeah, there's no stork, parents just make that up for kids." Ruby snickered and started to hike her panties back up,
"Wait ruby, how does semen come out?"

"Oh well...you have sex?"
"But you haven't explained what sex is."
Ruby reddened, "w-w-well, it would be easier for us to have sex then to explain it...uh if-if that's okay with you."

"Of course Ruby, why is sex not a good thing?"

"Oh no no! it's great, it's just something that people only do when they care really deeply for each other, and it's kinda a personal thing."

"But Ruby, I do care deeply about you."

Ruby's heart fluttered, and she smiled, "Okay then, let me teach you all about sex!" Ruby scurried out of her clothes and climb on top of ginger droid, sucking on the perky nubs of her adorable flat chest. Penny couldn't contain the noise's she found herself making in response to the new sensations coursing through her body, a louder moan escaping as two fingers dove into her core, something within her stirred and she felt her insides growing warm and moist. "Huh? I didn't know you could get aroused Penny."

"Me neither, this is strange."

"Must be some kind of internal lubricating and heating elements." Ruby guessed, "If they made you so you could have sex, how come they didn't allow you to know what sex was?"

"That's a good question Ruby, oh..." Penny sat up, "Ruby, we can't make a baby, does that mean we should stop?"

"Oh no, sex isn't just about making babies Penny, its also a way for people who love each other to make each other feel really really good."

"So there is no problem then?"

"Nope, in fact there are medicine girls take and things you can wear on a penis to have sex without making babies, just for the feelings."

"How fascinating, Ruby is there something I can do to you that feels good?"

"Sure is!" Ruby jumped to her feet, presenting the her friend with her red rocket, "Put it in your mouth and suck on it, like an cylindrical lollipop."

Penny gently grabbed Ruby by her base examining the object more closely, intrigued by it's form and bright red tip, "Are all penisus like this?"
"Penis comes in all shapes and sizes, mine is pretty good though, seven inches is bigger then most boys."
"I count eight." Penny said matter of factly, Ruby looked down, seeing that she did indeed seem a bit bigger then a few nights ago, her pubis was a bit fuzzier as well, and come to think of it, her clothes felt a bit more snug on her, "I think I'm going through a growth spurt Penny."

"How exciting! Shall I suck on it now?"

"Of course!" No sooner had Ruby said did she feel the inside of Penny's mouth. It was a bit strange, not in a bad way, just, the synthetic flesh just barely felt real, but a bit plastic-y, something between an onahole and a real mouth. Not that it wasn't as pleasing on her sensitive sword, Ruby gasped and held onto to Penny's shoulder to support as her knees wobbled. Penny sucked her with vigor, taking all but an inch of her blood swollen member and humming in delight, vibrating the red meat whose taste she enjoyed.
"Ah-ahhn~ P-penny!" Ruby tensed her legs and blew, Penny pulled off, swishing around the salty fluid in her mouth before spitting it out on her chest, "So that's semen, it is tasty and hot as you said."

"Yeah, it's okay to swallow to."

"Are their other things you can do in sex?"

"All kinds of stuff!" Ruby counted on her fingers as she named off acts, "there's anal, rimming, tribbing, dildos, my sister and her girlfriend are into BDSM..."
Ruby laid Penny back down and mounted her, "But the most important part is this!" Ruby stuck in it, Penny moaned and something inside her turned on.
"wa-wahhh~" Ruby cried and came immediately, painting the walls circling her growing member white.
"Ruby I'm sorry, something just kinda, clicked."
"It's okay! it feels awesome!" Ruby started humping, her cute rear end bopping up and down as semen trickled out where they connected, dripping down past Penny's pucker to land in the soft grass beneath them.
Penny gave in the strange urges she felt, bucking her hips in timing with ruby and wrapping her legs around her to push her in, "uhn~ Ruby, sex is amazing!"
Ruby quickened her pace, the rotating walls of the bot's vagina stirring her up onto the plateau of another big ejaculation, "Penny your pussy is better then Weiss's! don't tell her I said that."
"P-promise! Ahhn~ Ruby something gonna happen!"
"Your gonna cum Penny, and so am I."
"Is that good?"
"It's the best part of sex."
"Then make me cum Ruby."
"Promise!"
Ruby grabbed Penny's shoulders and slammed into the artificial girl with all her might, who thrashed and writhed in the blissful agony of an approaching orgasm below, Penny cried out Ruby's name, arching her back, her walls tightened and vibrated as they rotated at max speed setting of the reaper's explosion.

Ruby panted, the crisp breeze cooling her hot body as she laid atop Penny, softened cock still inside her, "wow..." She said,
"Indeed, that was quite an amazing experience Ruby."

Ruby removed herself and got up, reaching into her clothes to get tissues and handing them to Penny, "Quite a day we had huh?"
"Affirmative, I hope we can have sex again."

"Of course, maybe next time we can get the other members of team RWBY involved as well."

"Are they futa too?"

"Yang and Weiss are, but two girls can have sex as well, you don't need a penis but it is vital to the baby making part"

Penny tilted her head in intrigue, "There are lots of things about sex I don't know."
Ruby snickered and patted her head, "You'll learn, let Team RWBY be your sex-ed teachers."

"Well, that's about everything..." Winter said, hand gripping the hair of the maid between her thighs as she reclined naked, "But seriously, how big is Ruby? was she nivce and tight?"

"WINTER!" Weiss screamed over the phone, winter could just see her face, "Kidding! I'm kidding, but in all seriousness I hope you two are happy together, if she's as cute as you say I'm sure the baby will be adorable."

Weiss chuckled "That's exactly what ruby thin-." "Wiess! Weiss! Penny and I did it and she has an amazing pussy we should invite her sometime!"
"I'm on the phone you dolt! Winter, I have to go, the child needs to be tended to."

Winter tittered, "So I gathered, bye Weiss, I'll see you soon." The scroll beeped and was placed on the end table.
The maid let off of Winter's cock, "It sounds like your sister is doing well miss."
"Indeed, I figured I'll pay her a visit."

"Shouldn't you have told her that?"

"I told her I'll see her soon didn't I?"

Blake and Yang were once again naked in the closest, deciding it was their favorite spot they tried out all day, the heat trapped inside made thing's nice and sweaty, and being filled with janitorial supplies meant clean up was a no-brainer. Yang turned Blake around, who bent over and leaned against the wall, letting out a pleasured moaned as Yang filled her pussy, "Alright Blakey, I'm gonna shoot a big load inside you this time."

"Ahn~ shoot it all over my back."

"Wait." Yang pulled out and crossed her arms with a huff, "Ok, Blake something's up, you haven't let me cum inside for over a week now, what gives?"

Blake frownd, "I...ran out of pills."

"Oh? is that it? wait...That's nto like you, you love getting creampied you wouldn't forget to get more."

Blake twiddled her fingers shyly, "I was thinking...I'm ready."

"Ready for what?"

Blake looked at Yang with sparkling eye, "I want a baby."

Yang glomped her with a squeal of delight, "Blake~ Why didn't tell me earlier, you know I'd love to have a kid with you."

"well...that's thing..." Blake gently pushed Yang off of her, reversing their positon, Blake tracing a circle on Yang's chest, "If going to get knocked up it will be on my terms, so..."

Yang gulped, this freaky chick could have anything in mind, "So?"

"Do you really want to inseminate me?"

"If there was only one girl I'd do it to, it's you."

Blake narrowed her eyes, "I want to get pregnant by having a the biggest load possible pumped into my pussy, are you up for it?"

"Yeah...what are you planning?"

"Starting tomorrow, you are not to ejaculate for seven days."

Fuck.

A bit more dialogue heavy then usual, but I think it checks out ok, I couldn't really decide if I wanted the schneeway or bumblebaby to come first after this so I planted seeds for either one to work. For the record Ruby and Weiss's baby is five weeks along, and it was my intention from the start for her to grow a little bit, don't worry she'll still be cute, but I'd like to hear what people think her final size should be.
Till next time, Safety and Peace out!