Little Blue Pill Of DOOM!

WARNING: Contains adult themes, Yaoi, M/M, gay, BDSM, bondage, servant-master, SnM, incest, and what could be considered a kind of rape. Or at the very least, non-con or dub-con. It's basically "date-rape", just to be clear. Also contains some alcohol and drug-use. And yeah, after reading this again, I am aware that there are lots of mistakes. Including the use and effect of the pills in the first place which were just plain inaccurate. But this story is almost 2 years old now… My writing has changed a lot since back then.

Also, you're WELCOME for the warnings. If I am forgetting something, please let me know.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or anything associated with it. That's all Masashi Kishimoto's fault; blame him, not me. Uhm... I barely even own this fic, okies?

Chapter 13:

After dinner, Itachi went into the seldom-used office room, and turned on the computer. He needed to find a suitable homeschooling program for Sasuke... He'd left all his things from work sprawled out on the coffee table, and there was a mess in the living room. But he didn't care, he had to do something!

He searched for hours, but still found nothing. Either the schools were too expensive, or they were too demanding on Itachi's time. Sasuke had to go to school, he knew that much. He didn't want his brother to become a dropout. He'd graduated early, and so would his little brother, if he had anything to say about it!

But it would be impossible for him to teach Sasuke anything if he couldn't stay home with him all the time... It was such an impossible choice. And the whole thing with Sasori sat painfully, tauntingly, in the back of his mind.

Sasuke didn't like being around Deidara while Itachi was gone. But he'd rather know where they both were. He hoped Itachi wasn't somehow sleeping with the man behind his back. But that was ridiculous, because if that were the case, he would have known it by now. He was home all the time, and they didn't have that much time alone. But it hurt him to even think about it.

He and the blonde clean teh living room and kitchen areas together, in silence. The raven could tell he was scheming something, but he wasn't entirely sure what that was yet.

"Otouto," His brother's soft voice caught him off guard, just as he'd finished taking out the trash. "I need you to come with me to my office for a moment. There is something I wish to discuss with you."

Deidara leered over at them. 'That means they're going to have sex again, un! Damn it, I can't stand for him to leave me out! It's not fair fair, yeah!'

"Sure aniki, I'll be right there..."

Hastily, Sasuke put a new trach bag in the kitchen and ran after his older brother. He thought it might be about the school, but he wasn't sure. "Be right back, Dei!" He called over his shoulder.

"No problem, un. I'm just going to be watching TV, since everything is clean now. No rush." He was so good at lying through his teeth, it almost hurt. But not really!

In the office, Sasuke sat in the chair, while Itachi leaned over his shoulder. There were three different homeschool programs displayed on the screen for him to look over.

"Choose carefully otouto. They charge a fee if you change once you enter the program. It doesn't matter to me which one you pick, they are all the same price."

"But these are..." He was stunned. "All of these are so expensive! I don't think we can afford for me to go to any of these, Nii-san..."

"It'll be alright. I might have to pick up a second job, but-"

Sasuke was acting depressed. It made Itachi wonder what was wrong with the boy. He had his head hung low, with his hair falling into his face, and he avoided eye contact a lot. "You choose for me then Itachi. I will do whichever ofthese is the most convenient for you, okay?"

"Hn."

Just then, a loud cry sounded out from the living room. "Oh my god, un! You two GET IN HERE NOW! Itachi!"

It was Deidara. Itachi sprinted down the hall, only to find him watching TV. "What in the hell-"

"You won the lottery, yeah!" Bright blues sparkled in amazement. "This is your ticket, right un?"

"Yes, but..." Black eyes went wide as well, when Sasuke joined them.

Deidara quickly filled both of them in. "I was just watching the news, and they started reading off this week's lottery numbers yeah... And I happened to notice you left this on the table here, Itachi-danna. So I checked them for you, and YOU WON!"

Itachi was still in shock and Sasuke was still silent. "How much did I win?"

"The Fifty Three Million dollar jackpot, un!"

The stricken teenager glared at the liar on the couch. "Is this some kind of sick joke, Deidara?"

And then, all he could hear were his little brother's words ringing in his ear. Itachi promtply fainted. He fell on the floor in a clump.

Sasuke had snatched the ticket from Deidara, hurriedly writing Itachi's name on it. "I wasn't going to steal it, un! Unlike Sasori, I am not dishonest!"

"I never said you were," Sasuke glared at him, still hating him. "But it never hurts to be careful. Besides, I can't the prize since I'm underage. Why don't you help me put Itachi in bed or something?"

He groaned when they picked him up, delicate eyelids flickering open. "Give me that!" Dark painted nails snatched the ticket away from Deidara. The other two chuckled lightly. "Sasu-chan, it looks like we can afford a better homeschooling program. And I won't have to work, and... This is too good to be true! How long does it take to process this amount of money?"

"I don't know, un! I think you just take it to the main office. There's a number on the back you can call, yeah."

"Oh, right. You two wait here, I'm going to be on the phone..."

The next day, everyone slept in rather late. Itachi had been up all night on the phone with the Konoha Lottery, trying to tell him he'd won. Deidara knew the other two didn't have to get up early, and he had been up late too, from all the excitement. Sasuke was used to going to school, and well... Now there was no school! Things were just getting better and better.

"Good morning, Sasu-chan," Itachi gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before rolling out of his old bed, and onto the ice cold floor.

Sasuke turned to look at the alarm clock. It was around Ten. He groaned and followed his brother, grabbing for his clothes, which lay on the floor. He had slept in the same pajamas his aniki had provided for him the night before. They had both been so dead tired, they hadn't even had time to play! (A/N: You didn't think I would leave out THAT part, did ya? ;D Lol)

"Did I say you could get dressed?" Itachi narrowed his eyes at the boy.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Come on, Nii-san! When are you going to give the whole S/M scene a rest, ne? It's retarded. You know we're more than that..." He flinched internally, for he knew he had just made a grave mistake. But it was how he felt, and it had to come out some time.

"That's a lie!" Itachi backhanded him. "You can't even appreciate the things I do for you, otouto. When will you learn not to backtalk me? Your place is, and will always be, beneath me. You are my toy, whether you like it or not. I can do as I please."

"Itachi..."

Sasuke fell to his knees weeping, while his older brother casually strolled out of the room, and away from him. Itachi wanted nothing more than to comfort his little brother, who cried so innocently over him. It was really cute in a way, but he could not let himself become attached to anyone. Especially now that he would have to let Sasori borrow the boy. He had no choice...

By the time Deidara woke up, Itachi was in the shower. He stepped into the hallway just in time to see him walk out from the bathroom that they all shared, looking oddly sexy. Well, not that it was odd for him, but... The blonde was practically drooling at the sight of the him!

'He looks so fucking hot like that, un! Ohhh, un...' Of course this was all kept silent, more for his own sake than anything.

A sprase coat of water covered his pale skin, and his long blacj hair was spun elegantly own each shoulder. He hadn't brushed or tied it up yet, and he looked sexed up, like he just got done doing something he shouldn't. Deidara found himself dumbstruck, staring at teh other man's chest, blue eyes daring to dip further down...

"Good morning Itachi-danna, un. You're looking good, yeah."

"Shut it, Dei."

"Somebody's cranky, un..."

Once Itachi got dressed, he found Sasuke in the kitchen, chatting with their new room mate. He hoped with all his might that it would only be temporary... He smirked at Sasuke's bowl of fruity pebbles. He had gotten impatient waiting for anyone to cook, and he'd never really learned to, so he'd helped himself.

"Otouto, your school just called me back. They said they will be sending over all your files and the necessary paperwork required to unenroll you from the academy."

"Did they say who's coming?"

"No..." Itachi muttered, searching through the sparse cabinets, trying to find something else to satisfy his hunger. There wasn't much food left, really. "Hn. Looks like we need to go to the store."

With that being said, he took a seat at the small table his little brother. Sasuke yelped when a hands reached across, and yanked his bowl away from him. "I was eating that!"

"There's more in the box."

"But there's no more milk!"

"I'll go to the store, un!" Deidara offered, trying to create peace where there can be none.

Just then, the doorbell rang. Sasuke sighed and ran off to answer it. But before he could, Itachi stopped him. "Where do you think you are going, otouto?"

"To get the door?"

"I don't think so. I never told you to do that. You wait here, and you will be punished as soon as I deal with whoever it is."

"Fine!"

A/N: Okay so I lied, Kotetsu isn't in this chapter... But something really good did happen, like I promised. :D That was a nice surprise, ne? I kept mentioning the lottery ticket he'd bought, though indirectly. I wrote that Itachi bought it when he was at the gas station last chapter, AND I said that he left his things from work lying on the coffee table. Who saw that coming? XD And I know how the regular lottery works, but this is the Little Blue Pill-land lottery, so... Don't expect it to be accurate. For plot purposes, things are weird. Just roll with it, ok?

-Kaline Reine