Disclaimer: Edward loves red, Roy loves blue, yaoi is awesome and so are you! (Luv to my readers!)

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"Edward! Ed, where are you?!" Roy had searched for 8 straight hours and still couldn't find Edward. "Damn it, Edward!" he yelled. "I don't have time for games! It's late and I need sleep!!"

"Are you sure that's all you need?"

Roy spun around to see the smaller brunette at the top of the stairs, his red traveling cloak wrapped around him. "What do you mean by that?" he asked.

"Remember the bag?" Edward questioned, flashing the older male a sexy smile. Roy licked his lips, sitting down in a comfy blue armchair. Edward smirked, clapping and placing his hands on the floor. Restraints pulled themselves from the chair, winding around Roy's wrists to keep them still. Edward kept smiling as he walked down to stand in front of the older male, his cloak still wrapped tightly around him.

"Fullmetal, what's this about?!" Roy tried to use his scary I'm-your-superior-officer voice, but it came out more as his I'm-scared-please-help voice.

"Why're you using my title instead of my name?" Edward asked, tilting his head innocently. He sighed. "Oh, well." He leaned close enough so that he could kiss Roy if he wanted to, but Roy couldn't kiss him. "Guess I dressed up for nothing."

Roy gulped, wanting to have his hands free and be able to kiss the blonde. Damn, when did he get to be such a fucking tease? He thought, holding back a groan as Edward's hand gently rubbed over his now-painful erection for a second. "Edward…" he breathed, "please…"

"Please what, Roy?" Damn, Edward didn't realize how much he was torturing Roy.

"At least tell me what the bag was," Roy said as Edward took a step back.

"What if I show you?" Two things happened at once. Edward's cloak dropped and so did Roy's jaw. Under the cloak, Edward had on an outfit that Roy wanted to just rip off and that took the blonde 3 hours to work up the courage to wear. The blonde had on a leather halter top that showed off his stomach, a leather miniskirt that hung low on his hips and barely covered his ass, fishnet stockings held up by a garter belt hidden under the skirt, and a pair of 1-inch heeled leather boots reaching half-way up to his knees.

"Where…where did you get that?" Roy asked, licking his suddenly dry lips.

"Hughes told me of this store you liked and showed me this outfit and said you'd like it," Edward replied, blushing.

I'll have to remember to thank Maes later, Roy thought as Edward straddled his lap, wrapping his arms around his neck. "E-Edward," he stuttered as the blonde readjusted his position, their erections rubbing gently against each other, "what are you doing?"

"I'm not really sure," Edward admitted, a light pink color dusting his cheeks. "But I'm gonna see what happens."

"Edward, you can do whatever you want," Roy said. "I'm not going to force you into anything. But I do ask that you let my hands go."

Edward grinned. "Not until I'm done," he whispered, pressing his lips to the older man's. Roy grinned into the kiss and pushed his tongue through Edward's lips, quickly winning the battle for dominance that ensued. The blonde breathed heavily as he pulled away from Roy, his skirt pushed up to bunch around his hips. "How the…hell did…my skirt…get pushed up…?" Edward asked between pants before he noticed that Roy's hands were free.

Roy grinned evilly, wrapping an arm around the blonde's waist. He pushed the younger down to the ground, leaning over him on all fours with his hands on either side of his head. Edward's hair was spread out around his head, adding to the overall effect of the outfit he had on. "H-How did you get free?!" Edward demanded nervously. Roy just kept grinning.

"Really, Edward," he said, running a hand over the blonde's cheek lightly. "Did you think that your little alchemy trick could help you? I've gotten out of worse than that blindfolded."

Edward shivered slightly at his words. "Then do with me as you will," he said, closing his eyes. "Master."

Roy could've climaxed right there and then at those little words. "Well, then, slave," he said, deciding to play along. "Stand up." He got up and Edward obediently stood in front of him, pushing his skirt back down.

"Yes, master?" Edward asked innocently, bowing his head.

"Strip, slave," Roy ordered, sitting down in his chair to enjoy the show he was about to get.

"Would you like music?"

Roy pondered that for a moment. "Bring me the stereo remote." Edward walked over to the stereo system mounted on the wall behind Roy and grabbed the small gray remote on top, bringing it back to the older man. Roy skipped through a few songs before stopping on a song with a slight bass-y beat that he knew was a good song to strip to. "Strip, slave."

Edward's P.O.V.

I nervously turned in a small spin as the song started up. I'd never done this before and I wanted to make sure I did it right. My hand traced up my thigh and crossed over my chest, coming to rest up by one of the straps of my top. Why did I let Hughes talk me into buying this outfit?!?!?!?!

Taking a deep breath, I pulled the strap down. I could see Roy grinning from behind my bangs and I smiled a little. It felt kinda good that I was doing something that was making Roy happy. And hopefully aroused. My shirt soon went over my head, landing somewhere behind Roy's armchair. I could hear him breathe deeply as I slid my hand down my chest, gasping slightly as I brushed over a nipple. Oh well, guess I had to finish what I started. I just hope I could get through it without Roy jumping me.

Normal P.O.V.

Roy watched intently as Edward moved; the muscles in his stomach clearly visible as he bent over and ran a hand up the inside of his leg. "Edward…" he said almost inaudibly. The blonde's bangs hid his smirk as he unzipped his right boot, standing perfectly on his left foot as he held out his right one to Roy.

"Master?" he asked, smiling slightly.

Roy took hold of the boot, keeping one hand under the blonde's knee. He pressed his lips to Edward's leg and pulled off the boot. Edward let out a satisfied breath, rolling his head back. "Other leg," Roy murmured against his leg. Edward held out his left leg, closing his eyes as Roy repeated the same process to that leg. The blonde's head rolled back again, exposing his neck to the older male.

"Master…" he whispered, closing his eyes.

Roy shivered at the word and trailed his way up Edward's leg. He skipped completely over the blonde's waist and torso, attaching his mouth to his neck. He sucked lightly on his collarbone, biting down after a few seconds. Edward gasped, arching his back into the older male. "Very good, slave," Roy mumbled against Edward's neck. "Your master is very happy."

"M-Master," Edward breathed, "c-can we stop here? I'm not r-ready yet."

Roy smiled. "Go up to your room, Edward," he said, running a hand over down his back. "I won't force you to do anything until you're ready."

Edward smiled and kissed Roy before he headed upstairs, leaving his shirt and boots in the living room. Roy smiled, knowing his little pet was happy and pleased. Now if only he could get rid of his little problem he had going on…