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Anyways, yeah...this is another chapter of 'Rebel'


Just a reminder to anyone who has just tuned in now...that I have a super-early sequel to this called, "Awakening to Hyrule" I think you'll like it.

Disclaimer: No. I do not own LoZ. I do however, own Melissa and whatever changes I make to the plot.

Chapter 13

"One of those? You're certainly easy to impress, cause you can buy them at the cheapest store in Kakariko" Link said smugly, to my amazement.

Holy crap! They actually had those! I want one!

I was actually impressed now. Not by him, of course, but by the fact that they would have something crazy and retarded such as that.

Although, this is Hyrule…so everything is retarded here.

"You want one? I can get cha one…" He trailed off to smirk at me. Not to mention that stupid wink that always sends shivers up my spine. I hoped it was a bad shiver. I mean, what was with that guy?

"Nah, I'm fine…" I answered after a brief silence.

"Are you sure?" Damn it…Link still had that cocky smirk on his face that he knows I blush over. Damn him and his observation skills.

"Yes. I'm sure…" I mutter under my breath.

I hear Zelda chuckle in the background and Sheik moan in pain. I rolled my eyes.

"Melissa! That punch freakin' hurt! You punches are like iron, man! I betcha you could fist-fight with Link. And beat him too!" Sheik added as an afterthought.

I raised an eyebrow at the last comment and looked at Link. He was still smirking. What a jerk.

"Nah. He's probably slug my ass easily anyways…" I mutter quietly.

"What's this I hear about your ass?" Grr. That kid doesn't know when to quit, doesn't he?

I glared at the hero and to my dismay, that stupid smirk of his was still on his face.

I grumbled as I decided not to answer. He was probably thinking of something overally perverted anyways.

Like he always does.

"Wait erm…Link? Aren't you supposed to be saving Hyrule? You know, fighting Ganondorf?"

Link blinked at me before answering, "I already fought Ganondorf…"

Yes, you idiot. In a game of poker. Poker! No doubt trying to impress me…

Retard.

Link smirked a little and winked at me before continuing, "And besides, I think Hyrule can wait…"

I didn't like that look in his eyes. That damned perverted bastard.

"Ugh. Get away from me. Get a girl or something"

Oh wait, that last part wasn't the right thing to say…wasn't it?

Well, damn it.

Link's smirk only grew wider and he flexed his biceps, as if it would make me bow and worship the ground he walks on like a crazy fan girl. I scoffed and rolled my eyes.

Ha. Yeah right.

I heard Sheik's stifled laughter from behind me. Grr.

I turned around to slug him in the face, but he wasn't there. Zelda was in his place though. That didn't really discourage me from still making my punch connect. I mean, she did betray me too.

"I didn't betray you, Melissa. We were just messing with your head. Like now."

The 'Zelda' in front of me flickered and disappeared, leaving my punch connect nothing but air.

The momentium from the punch- I had obviously made sure to knock Sheik out- made me fall down to the ground. In a puddle of mud. Great.

I got up slowly, humiliated. I whirled around on one heel to glare at the three. I don't think I could survive another day.

I grimiced at the sight of my muddy modern clothes. I didn't want to give them up, for when Link opened his mouth to possibly suggest me getting new clothes…and then him trying to peek in somehow, I sent a glare his way and he seemed to flinch. Ha, I caught ya.

As I thought and assumed, the mud wasn't real. It was just another plot. Zelda had a guity face on as she glanced at me. Hmm…I wonder if Link's blackmailing?

I wouldn't put it past him.

Link's face slowly twisted into that damn smirk again. I knew that stupid wink would come next though as I looked away from him, disgusted.

Ha, what did I tell ya? That was his plan.

I mentally put Link on the top of my 'Things to Kill list'

'You mean, your 'to do' list? '

Hm. Who was that? Oh well, must be the wind or something. Go away, you stupid voice.

I glared at the Sheikah, to which he beamed at. Apparently, my glares were attractive to him…so I promptly brought my face blank at the realization. His grin grew wider-if that was possible.

I don't think I'm that awesome to be smiled at…

Oh damn, Link'll probably turn that into something sick and twisted. I hate the way his mind works.

Oh, who the hell am I kidding? I hate him in general.

I knew I was being harsh but hell, he deserved it.

I saw Link flinch out of the corner of my eye and I held back from laughing in his face.

Zelda, as if something possessed her, hit me hard on the shoulder and stated, rather calmly, "Come with me, Melisa. I need to tell you something"

I rolled my eyes as I had no choice but to follow her. It was no doubt another sneaky trick of Link's…I could tell somehow.

Or, maybe that was just me being paranoid again? I don't know.

Zelda stopped when we were far enough from the boys. They were looking at us intently though.

She stepped in front of me though, so I couldn't look at their faces anymore. "Forget about them. Link likes you, ya know…"

I scoffed, "Yeah, I know. It's friggin' obvious. Too bad I hate his guts, huh?"

Zelda rolled her eyes before stating, "He's actually a great guy, once you get to know him"

Pfft. Yeah sure. And I'm the friggin' queen…

Give me a break…

"Um, yeah sure…" I nervously started, eager to get off the subject of Link. Seriously, that guy freaks me out.

"And…he's also good at fighting, you'd be right he'd probably would of defeated you. Although, I think his mind made a perverted thing out of the way you worded it"

"Yeah, " I scoff, "Tell me about it. Damn ass is friggin' desperate dude. Same with Ganondorf. I mean, I don't get them. They play a game of poker when they're supposed to be at each other's throats…" I trailed off.

Zelda seemed amused though for she added, "Yeah. But Link obviously thinks your more important than Hyrule…"

No shit, really? Like I didn't know…

He only was flirting with me every chance he got.

Damn ass.

"You gotta admit though, he is cute…" Zelda trailed off when she saw my suspicious glare. Hah, I knew it. Another one of Link's retarded schemes that keep on failing.

"Pfft, I've seen a lot better. Besides, " I add with a slight frown, "He did shove me into Sheik's face…which is worse than Ganondorf. Much worse"

Zelda rolled her eyes before looking at me in the eyes, "It doesn't matter what Sheik looks like. We're talking about Link here…" she glanced in Link's direction before turning back to me.

"Heh. If you and him actually think that I'd be stupid to fall for this 'information getting' thing, you're mistaken."

Zelda frowned, as if it annoyed her that I figured out her evil plans.

Hah, evil isn't the word. More like torturous.

"You know, he can still hear us…" Zelda's face grew into a smirk. I only rolled my eyes though, "I know that. I'm not that dense. Besides, it's not like I'd want to pick a fight with him anyways. He'd probably…" I let the sentence hang in mid-air as my face contorted into a disgusted expression. Gross, man.

"I mean, look at his muscles. He could squash you. So I would do what he wants…"

I glare at her, as if me glaring would somehow make her turn into a pile of dust. I wish that were true.

She really was a bitch.

I rolled my eyes at the obvious death threat. Hah, so Link's planning on blackmailing me?

I almost burst out laughing at the thought of Link actually-

Wait no. Bad thoughts Melissa…very bad thoughts. Restricted thoughts. Ugh…

I groaned inwardly, before having a sudden urge to ditch them again. That wouldn't go so well though, since Link has a horse and all…

Well, shit. This royally sucks.

I hear the boys calmly approach me as Zelda still stood there with her arms crossed smugly. Damn her.

Couldn't Ganondorf just capture her or something? Seriously. She's like the bane of my existence.

I instinctively back away as I see Link's face come into view. I didn't bother trying to figure out what that look on his face meant. I didn't want to know.

I was starting to think that the damn Skeleton King was better than him…

He paused slightly in his confident stride towards me and I smirked. Ha, he wouldn't know what was coming.

I let him walk right up to me and as soon as he was in kicking range, my foot shot up and I would of nailed him right in the sensitive spot if Link's hands didn't catch my leg first.

I glared at him and he smirked. Ugh…

We stood there for a few seconds until Link broke the pause with twisting my leg. Oh hell no. I'm so not going to be undone in this…

I remembered my black belt training with my best friend, and I started mentally kicking myself in the ass by doing a move like that. He obviously saw it coming.

I wasn't far enough in my training to learn how to get out of this however. So, I did the only logical thing I could do at the moment. I kicked up with my other foot and hit his sensitive spot with that foot. Of course, that would make me fall too…but who cares? I got my long needed avenge. I still wanted those still toed boots though.

Link's eyes widened when my other foot hit him in the groin and Sheik whimpered slightly. When I landed on the ground, I slid away from him as he was on the ground, currently writhing in pain.

Ha. And I thought the Hero of Time was all hot for not being in pain at all…

I knew that didn't make much sense, since he knows that I hate him and all, but he immediently stops his groaning and moaning in pain and looks up at me with hopeful eyes. I only glare at him again as I turn on my heel. Sucker. You got rejected, bitch.

And rather painfully, might I add.

Too bad he got up rather quickly and with a swift kick to the legs, I got knocked down.

I hit the ground with an 'oomfph' as I struggled to comprehend what just happened.

"Like you said, I'm hot because I'm immune to pain…"

I rolled my eyes, I think I got his hopes up a bit too much.

I felt myself get turned over, as me face was currently planted in the ground.

My painful expression quickly turned into a glare when I saw his face. That really hurt, I'll be lucky if he didn't friggin' snap my leg in two.

He looked slightly relieved that he didn't hurt me much- or so he thought. I was secretly trying to stop tears from showing…as it felt like someone just tore off my leg slowly.

Sheik kicked my leg gently, as if too tease me. I groaned, ow…the friggin' pain! It hurts!

"What's wrong…?" Zelda trailed off only to gasp when she saw my pained face.

"You hurt her, Link! Now you're definetly not going to-" she stopped in mid-sentense from her fierce glare. Despite my extreme pain, I couldn't help but scoff slightly. Link's retarded. Seriously.

"She deserved it. She kicked me in the balls."

Zelda turned on him and glared, "No Link, you're the one that really deserved it. She'll be lucky if you didn't break her leg. That was a hard kick, I don't think you know your own strength"

No shit, you fucking think?

Link thought I was faking it. I mean, who wouldn't? I couldn't blame him? I have a reputation of being a cocky and sarcastic girl, who randomly fakes injuries and sickness from time to time.

And I do a pretty good job at it too, but except I really think my leg's broken. Well, damn him.

I saw Link's gaze soften sharply and was about to ask how I was doing when I spat in his face.

Yeah. Jackass.

"Bitch" He hissed at me. I grinned inwardly. Awesome! Maybe he'll leave me alone!

"I don't even know what I loved you in the first place. You arecold and heartless asshole!"

Whoa. Link knows swear words? And- wait….did he say love?

Ha. That's funny.

"Come on guys, we're leaving her to die" He spat out venomously and I raised a suspicious eyebrow from his actions.

"But-" Zelda tried to protest but got cut off.

"NOW!"

"Link, don't be a-"

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"

They both sighed and followed after Link.

Great. It's getting close to dark and everyone just left me out here to die with a broken leg.

Well, damn it. I need my bow.

AN: Some more random fluffiness inserted by me here. Link's acting a bit strange, isn't he? Well, wouldn't you act like a complete ass if you got hit where it hurts…?

That is just my excuse for more Melissa torturing though. Also, I'm sorry for the lack of plot…but…the plan will pick up soon. Promise. But damn, I somehow find joy in torturing Melissa in ways that I wouldn't of thought possible. First mentally, than emotionally now physically! cackles darkly Yes, I am so evil. XD

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