I want you ta know I love you~ Always hoping I can go to my little den of otaku-creative-juice, where I bathe with rainbows and shimmery pokeballs (WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE O_o).

Liz jumped back out of the office and suddenly froze mid-step. 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-'

Now newly acquainted with a male uniform from an extremely terrified old, balding man (NOT a pedo, wasrongwityogaiz~), Liz felt the old school fears come back. "New life, new school, new bad-assery!" She muttered angrily to herself. She marched towards the classroom at the end of the hall. 'Poor Tuna-chan~ He gets too many new classmates~'

Now Liz was truly and royally pissed off. The teacher was not 'notified' by the old, sleazy man about his 'new student'. She flipped him the bird. "Fuck off about whatcha don't know 'bout, bro," she sauntered to the front of the room. Internally, she was having a mental shut-down. "OHSHITOHSHITOSHIT-"

The teacher was shocked from either the language or the finger. Probably both. Anyways, he was not very happy when a certain Fuuki Iinchou slammed open the door. The whole class visibly paled and shrunk towards the corner as a deathly aura surrounded him. Liz smiled and waved. "Yo, Hibari~ Ya might wanna go soon or the order of the school will be disrupted because of your lovely interruption." Hibari left the class alone, miraculously.

"Detention for lunch and after school."

"WHA-"

"Two weeks."

Grimacing, Liz awkwardly stood as the teacher began into a long rant and berated her for making Hibari come. Little whispers filled the classroom. The teacher finally finished and cleared his throat. "Introduce yourself, and do NOT use any profan-"

"Yo, minna~ I'm Liz (think Ri-zu) and I'll be your new classmate! I love tortu- I mean playing with people's mind- I mean talking to them. Yeah. And Yaoi! Hm, I sorta dislike some people and little bit o' this and that too ... Ehehehe. Hehe."

The class paled and mouthed 'Scary!' One brave girl's eyes were sparkling, quite literally, and they were poking Liz's face. 'Euurgghh...Sparkles.'

"A-ano...Do you have any girlfriends or boyfriends?" The girl's friends 'OMG'd'. Liz fell to her knees in a dramatic pose, and a spotlight shined a circle onto her. Placing her hand perfectly on her forehead, she looked the epitome of tragedy. "Oh, my love above the stars and shining moonlight, come back to me..." Here she pulled out a switchblade. "Or I'll gut ya!" Standing up and brushing invisible lint off of her knees, she then said matter-of-factly, "In other words, no."

Sweatdrops all around. Then yelps, as she randomly let go of the knife, inches away from the asker's hand.

"I don't swing that way, girl~ I'm not lesbian~" Liz sang beautifully.

"You, in the guy uniform! How dare you make fun of Chi-chan in class!"

Liz was now pushed into a school bathroom. Out of her bullying experience, she didn't fight back. The girl who had man-handled her had on a scary amount of bright, fuschia lipstick and mascara drenching her eye area. Liz, with her typical dry humor and love of enraging people, said, "Ya really need a job as a makeup artist. Is the model doing well?"

The girl squeaked in outrage. She sent a slow and weak fist toward Liz's face, but Liz caught it easily. Liz realized that she was no longer a weak and sarcastic prankster. She was worth more than that. She had endured the Pink Lady of Death. She had been captured and escaped the Varia Assassination Squad. She had survived being with Dino when he had Reborn as his tutor. She had survived being within three feet of Hibari Kyoya, the Demon of Namimori. She had survived in this new and unfamiliar world.

Liz smirked crazily, like the grins of the mentally insane hidden within padded walls and dark rooms filled with screams. The girl shrieked and started to call for her boyfriend. Before the second syllable, Liz had her knocked out. Careful to backtrack onto the girl's repulsive face, she started to straighten and dust off her clothes.

Scowling, Liz finished examining the bottom of her shoe. "Disgusting."

Liz retied her tie and headed back to the lunch area.

"Herbivore. For ignoring orders and skipping detention, I'll bite you to death."

'OH SHIIIEt.'

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Heehee~ SO Sorry for leaving y'all for such a long time. I know everybody says this, but:

LIFE IS A MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED ASS-FACED BIYYYAATCHHHHHHH!

Strawberry Mousse Cake for y'all if'n ya stayed with me! (Yes, I'm trying to give you cyber diabetus~ Heathly! Only mushy and fluffy brains as a result! /shot)

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