A/N: Hopefully this is the last time we have to update this particular chapter.
Chapter 13: Jailbreak! (Part 2)
*When we last left our four heroes, they had successfully managed to sneak the keys out of the Sheriff's belt while he was sleeping. Now, they've split up to continue the mission. Little John and Maid Marian are making they're way up the stairs of the jail to free everyone inside.*
Maid Marian: (notices a cell that they had almost passed) Psst, Little John. Over here.
Little John: Hmm? What is it, Marian?
Maid Marian: Look at this sign.
Little John: Hmm. ''Sentenced to Death for Treason''? I bet that's where poor Friar Tuck is being held captive.
Maid Marian: (quietly panicking) Well, don't just stand there! Open the door and let's free him!
Little John: On it. (Unlocks the door to find Friar Tuck chained to the wall sitting down on the ground sadly)
Friar Tuck: Huh? (Looks up thinking his time of death had come) Oh! Little John! Maid Marian! It can't be! Is it really you two?
Maid Marian: Shh! Keep quiet or you'll give us away, Friar. Yes. It's really us.
Little John: Yep. And we're bustin' outta here. Now, let me see if I can unlock this. (Unlocks Friar's shackles) Ah. There we go.
Friar Tuck: (sighs in relief) Thank God. My prayers have been answered. Ooh, ow. (Rubs his hands) I think I've had those shackles on for too long. My hands hurt.
(What about your neck though, Friar? I mean, seriously, a neck shackle?! That could've beheaded you instantly, let alone choke you to death!)
*After freeing Friar from his cell, the three of them continue they're way up the stairs until they find and enter the prison where everyone was sleeping, hoping they'd soon be free.*
Little John: Right. We'll free everyone one at a time. Got your keys to unlock they're shackles and chains?
Maid Marian and Friar Tuck: Yep.
Little John: Right. I'll start freeing Alan. Good luck.
Friar Tuck: I should probably help Otto.
Maid Marian: (notices Skippy and the other kids she and Lady Kluck met earlier in this film/fanfic) Oh no! Not the kids too! I'd better save them right away! (She hurries to the kids to free them of the chains.) Skippy!
Skippy: Maiden Marian! Boy, am I glad to see you! Where's Robin Hood?
Maid Marian: (unlocks the chains and helps the kids remove them) He's busy with robbing Prince John and Lady Kluck is helping him. (She also removes the chains from Skippy's mother.)
Mother Rabbit: Oh, thank you for helping us, Maid Marian.
Maid Marian: You're completely welcome.
Little John: (goes over to Alan A Dale and unlocks his shackles/chain) Wakey Wakey, Alan! We're here to rescue you...oh hey! (Notices bruises everywhere on Alan) Whoa. What happened to you?
Alan A Dale: Don't ask.
(If you want a quick reminder on why Alan is all bruised up, you'd better quickly go over Chapter 10 again.)
(Alan glances out the window and notices Robin and Klucky out the window after everyone's been freed from they're shackles and chains.)
Alan A Dale: Hey guys! Look out the window!
Skippy: Why should we listen to you now? Haven't you let us down already?
(Again, quickly check over Chapter 10 to find out what Alan did to let everyone down if anyone needs a reminder.)
Alan A Dale: No! Really! Look! It's Robin Hood and Lady Kluck!
*And indeed it is. Here they are. Robin Hood and Lady Kluck are climbing up the wall to the false King's bed chambers, hoping to get the gold and get themselves and everyone else out of there before it was too late.
*Robin Hood and Lady Kluck enters the bedroom where they find Prince John sleeping in his bed dreaming about his favorite foods along with Sir Hiss in a long baby cradle.*
Robin Hood: (whispering) There it is, Klucky. The mother lode.
Lady Kluck: (whispering as well) Wow. That's an awful lot of gold he has there. Hey, are you ready with that rope?
Robin Hood: (nods) Mmm-hmm.
Prince John: (mumbling a song about food in his sleep) Food, glorious food! Hot sausage and mustard! While we're in the mood, cold jelly and custard! (Continues mumbling the rest of the lyrics to the song)
Lady Kluck: (tries to stop herself from laughing) I kinda feel sorry for poor Hiss there.
Robin Hood: (also keeps himself from laughing too loud) Heh. That's nothing. You should hear Little John when he sleeps. He sings in his sleep! (Heads to the window/balcony and ties a rope to one of his arrows) Right. Here goes nothing.
*Robin shoots the arrow with the rope attached to it across to the jail window on the other side of the balcony where Little John catches it.*
Little John: Ha. Thanks, Robby. (Loops the arrow through one of the torch holders in the room) Right. Gotta aim just right since I don't often do archery as well as Rob does. (Fires the arrow with the rope back across the yard to Prince John's bedroom/tower) Perfect.
*Unfortunately, the arrow that Little John fired back across to the bedroom that lands on the wall above the wall briefly wake Prince John up! Luckily, Robin and Klucky hide behind the curtains before he notices them.*
Prince John: (waking up) HUH?! WHAT?! (Falling back to sleep again) Oh, it was probably nothing. (Drops off dreaming about food again) Now, for some delicious chocolate cake.
Sir Hiss: (also briefly waking up scowling at the Prince) Oh, how's a snake supposed to get any sleep around here with all this talk of food? Especially since I go through this literally every night! (Sigh) Okay, calm down, Hiss. If you wake the prince he'll be so mad at you. (Yawns as Robin Hood begins rocking his bed back and forth using his feet) Just quietly and calmly go back to sleep. (Drops off to sleep snoring like a snake would)
Lady Kluck: (peers from the curtains) Are they both asleep now, Robin?
Robin Hood: (whispers yet again) Yep. Now, come on. Let's get to work on getting this gold out of here.
Lady Kluck: On it.
*Together, Robin and Klucky gather the up the bags of gold and tie them to the rope as it gets pulled across the yard and to the prison.*
*Meanwhile inside the jail as everyone helps themselves to they're own gold...*
Friar Tuck: (laughing a little too loud) Hee hee hee! PRAISE the Lord and pass the tax rebate! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (Hands two elderly owls a bag each)
Maid Marian: Shh! Not so loud, Friar! You'll give us away again!
Friar Tuck: Oops. Sorry.
Little John: (Whispers while holding a few sacks of gold) Right, everyone. Have you all got your bags of gold?
Everyone Else In The Jail: Yep.
Little John: Right then. Come on. Follow me. (Leads Friar Tuck, Otto and the others down the stairs quietly so as not to alert the guards)
*Outside the jail, the Sheriff is still asleep snoring.*
Little John: (peeks out as he opens the prison door) Hmm. Coast is clear here. And bushel britches is still sleepin' like a baby. I think we're safe to go...(notices one of the sacks of gold on the rope/clothesline has a hole in it causing some gold to fall out)...uh oh.
Sheriff: (wakes up as some coins hit him on the head) Huh? What? Oh, it's just raining gold. (Closes his eyes) I knew I should've hung an umbrella out here to keep me dry in case it rai...RAINING GOLD?! GUARDS! TRIGGER! WHERE ARE...(Little John grabs him and pulls him into the jail) WHOA! TRIGGER! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Trigger: (hears the noise) I KNEW IT! A JAILBREAK! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! (Runs back to the front of the prison where he left the Sheriff only to find Little John in his clothing pretending to sleep on the chair) Now Sheriff, don't get your dander up, but I still got a feelin' that… (Little John reveals himself) WHAT THE?! (Little John grabs him by the neck)
Little John: Well, I bet you weren't expecting this now, were ya? (Signals Friar Tuck and the other prisoners to go while they still can) Friar, get goin'! Hurry!
Friar Tuck: Right. Come on, gang. This way. (Leads the prisoners as they all begin to head out until they stop and see a couple of wolf archers on patrol)
Wolf Archer 1: I keep telling ya, buddy. I swear I DID hear some voices and a lot of shouting earlier. Why won't you believe me?
Wolf Archer 2: Are you new around here? Maybe you're not used to being out all night or something. That's probably why you keep hearing things. What do you lads think? (The other wolf archers nod in agreement) I think maybe you'd better head on to bed and get some sleep. Maybe then you'll be fine. (They all begin heading off to the castle)
Friar Tuck: Good. They've gone. Come on, guys.
*The villagers follow Friar Tuck as the clock begins to chyme four times indicating that it was 4 o'clock.*
*Back inside Prince John's bedroom, the sound of the clock gets Robin and Klucky's attention.*
Robin Hood: (quietly gasps) It's almost dawn! We need to hurry! Lady Kluck, do you have the last bag ready to tie to this thing?
Lady Kluck: (hands Robin the final bag) Here it is, Robin. The last...(feels an urge to sneeze) uh oh.
Robin Hood: (ties the bag onto the rope) What?
Lady Kluck: I...I think I'm going...to...to...SNEEZE!
Robin Hood: Oh no!
Lady Kluck: ATCHOO!
Robin Hood: Gesundheit.
Sir Hiss: (waking up yet again due to the sneeze) What is going on here? (Notices Robin and Lady Kluck rush out the bedroom to the clothesline with the rest of the gold) What? Robin Hood? Lady Kluck? (Finds the room almost empty) THE GOLD!
Robin Hood: Right then, Klucky. You first.
Lady Kluck: Thank you kindly. (Jumps onto the clothesline with Robin not far behind him beginning to climb across to the jail)
Sir Hiss: Oh no you don't! (Grabs a sack of gold while holding on tight to Prince John's bed) Got it! (Realises thanks to him, they were now being pulled out the window) Uh oh. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
Prince John: (wakes with a start noticing the bed moving toward the balcony and Hiss tied to the end of his leg grabbing onto a sack of gold) AAAAAAAH! WHAT THE?! HISS, WHAT'S HAPPENING?! (Bed crashes a bit on the balcony and a nearby lit torch falls to the floor, lights the carpet on fire, and the flames quickly spread throughout the bedroom) WHOA! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! (Falls out of the bed and hangs on the balcony edge for dear life) What's going on right now? This can't possibly be happening to me! I must be having a bad dream! Yeah, that's it! This is all but a nightmare! (he sees through the window and spots the flames) Yes, yes, this is definitely a nightmare!
Sir Hiss: (still grabbing hold of the now broken sack of gold) No, sire. This is very much real.
Prince John: HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT IT ALL, HISS?! WE'RE HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE ABOUT TO PLUMMET TO OUR DOOMS HERE!
*Meanwhile the remaining prisoners still in the prison area are pulling as hard to on the rope to get the gold.*
Alan A Dale: (pulling hard on the rope) HEAVE! HEAVE!
Toby: (Just standing there doing nothing) Heave! Heave! Um, they ARE heaving, Alan.
Skippy: (also pulling hard on the rope) Well, you heave as well, you idiot!
Toby: Hmm? Oh yeah. Sorry. (Begins helping them pull on the rope) HEAVE! HEAVE!
Prince John: (still hanging on for dear life on the other side) GUARDS! GUARDS! MY GOLD!
Sir Hiss: (sarcastically) Oh sure. Care about the gold but not your life, pal.
Robin Hood: (dodges the arrows from the wolf archers while struggling to continue climbing across the clothesline with Lady Kluck) Oh, this isn't good.
Lady Kluck: (also dodging the arrows as best as she can) No! It's WORSE than good!
Robin Hood: Why, Hiss? Why did you have to constantly keep waking up and then blow our cover like this and put ALL our lives in danger?
Sir Hiss: I was having difficulty sleeping. Plus, I could HEAR you and that chicken whispering to each other the whole time! Don't think that DIDN'T wake me up!
Lady Kluck: Don't bother arguing with him, dear! COME ON!
Robin Hood: Oh! Right! (Follows Klucky across the clothesline safely)
Prince John: Aw, geez! I don't know how much longer I can hold on to this ledge! (Loses his grip on the balcony edge) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Flies into the wall, crashing into it) OW! My butt! (Falls down to the ground) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-OOF! Huh. That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I thought for sure I was gonna di...(notices the last of the prisoners running out with the gold) Oh no, no, no! They're getting away with my gold! (Runs over and closes the door as Tagalong and Sis run out in time) GUARDS! GUARDS! TO THE JAIL!
Derek (the Rhino Guard): (wakes up with a start) Huh? What? (Notices everyone escaping) Oh! Right! Uh, wake up you lot! (The other rhinos wake up) Axes ready?
Other Rhinos That Don't Have Names: READY!
Some Other Rhino Guard With No Name: Wait. Why should we take orders from you again, Derek? Nobody even likes you.
Derek (the Rhino Guard): Oh, come on, man. Don't start this conversation again. We've already been through this.
Prince John: GUARDS!
Derek (the Rhino Guard): See? He gave that order, not me! NOW CHARGE!
*The Rhino Guards begin charging toward the prison unaware that Prince John is STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!*
Prince John: (notices the rhinos coming his way) Wait a minute! RHINOS! HALT! STOP! DESIST!
Derek (the Rhino Guard): Uh oh. WATCH OUT!
*The Rhino Guards do their best to stop, but they end up crashing into the jail door taking poor screaming Prince John with them.*
Prince John: AAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Watch out for the wall, men! (Too late! They crash into the other wall) Okay, that's coming out of Derek's pay!
Derek (the Rhino Guard): What do you mean? You HARDLY pay us at all!
Robin Hood: (now safely on the ground with the others running away) EVERYBODY THIS WAY!
Lady Kluck: MOVE IT PEOPLE, MOVE IT!
Maid Marian: They're running as fast as they possibly can, you two.
Otto: Yeah! And I still have a busted leg here!
(It was never explained how or why Otto's leg was busted in the first place when he was first introduced to this movie. Dede42: I suspect that the Sheriff may have had something to do with it when Otto refused to pay his taxes, and I wouldn't put it passed the Sheriff to do something like that.)
Sis: (trying her hardest to dodge the flying arrows) Oh no. One's heading my way! (Jumps over said arrow flying her way) WHOOPS! That one nearly got me!
Wolf Archer 1: See, guys? I was right all along! I told you I kept hearing voices!
Wolf Archer 2: Alright, alright. No one likes a know it all.
Skippy: Not so fast, you three wolfies coming our way! (Fires his arrow at the three charging wolf archers)
All Three Wolf Archers: OH NO! (Skippy's arrow sends them flying backwards until they get pinned to a wall) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-OOF!
Wolf Archer 2: (sarcastically) Well, THIS is lovely.
Wolf Archer 1: Come on, guys. Stop hanging around! They're getting away!
Wolf Archer 2: Really, dude? Hanging around? Really?
(That wolf archer's joke was so unfunny, there wasn't even a rimshot this time.)
Robin Hood: Nice shot, Skippy.
Skippy: Thanks, Mr. Robin Hood, sir. I've been getting better since you gave me this bow and arrow for my birthday.
Robin Hood: I can tell. Come on. (They all continue running)
Little John: ALAN! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Alan A Dale: What? (Sees arrows heading his way) AGH! (Blocks them off with his guitar) Aw, man. That's the only guitar I got.
Maid Marian: (helping the two elderly owls run quicker) Come on, you two. I know you're elderly, but you got to go a little faster than this.
Elderly Owl 1: DON'T RUSH ME LADY!
Maid Marian: Wow. Rude much?
Captain Crocodile: (waiting by a nearby wall with an axe in his hand) Aha! I chop you!
Friar Tuck: (manages to get Maid Marian and the owls into a wheelbarrow he is steering and drives them out the way just in time) I think not.
Captain Crocodile: (misses them) D'OH! I missed!
(Hey! That's Wario's line!)
Maid Marian: Phew! Thanks, Friar.
(Before I continue, has anyone else besides me noticed that Captain Crocodile is wearing a purple cape instead of his red one from earlier? Was it ruined when he got ran over by the runaway tent back at the Archery Tournament fight? Dede42: I say that you're right about the color change of his cloak.)
Derek (the Rhino Guard): (charging with the other rhinos toward Robin and Little John by a cart of wine barrels) THERE THEY ARE! ATTACK! ATTACK!
Robin Hood: HURRY, JOHNNY! DUMP THAT CART AT THEM ALREADY!
Derek (the Rhino Guard): (sees Little John lifting up the cart sending the wine barrels rolling they're way) YIKES! RETREAT! RETREAT!
Some Other Rhino Guard With No Name: Wait...wha-(all get knocked down by the barrels like bowling pins) D'OW!
*While those rascally rhinos are knocked out for a few seconds, everyone gets on the cart while they still can. The little ones like the small raccoons in the white stripey jail clothes though need help getting on the cart from Friar Tuck.*
Robin Hood: (brings Friar the last raccoon) Right, Friar. That's all of them. Get going!
Maid Marian: Uh, Robin? Why don't you ride in the cart with all of us?
Lady Kluck: Are you sure we're not all squashed up in here already?
Skippy: I can't breathe.
Otto: OW! I think someone's sitting on my broken leg!
Robin Hood: No, Marian. I'll be fine. Running keeps me fit anyway. Now, let's get a move on already! (Goes over to pull the lever which lowers the drawbridge)
Little John: This ain't no hayride. Let's move it outta here! (Begins pulling the cart with everyone on it to Sherwood Forest) HOOOOO!
Lady Kluck: (cheering on the cart) COWABUNGA!
Maid Marian: (also cheering on the cart) WE'RE HOME FREE!
Sis: Um...are you sure everyone's here? I feel like we're forgetting someone.
Skippy: Well, let's see. I'm here. You're here. Toby's here. Mama's here. The rest of the family's here. Everyone else is here. Who's missing?
Toby: What about Tagalong?
Skippy: Oh, well she's...uh oh.
Skippy's Mother: (gasps in horror) STOP! MY BABY!
Tagalong: (still back at the castle grounds trying to catch up) Mama, mama, wait for me!
(Oh, ha, ha, ha! That ''wait for me'' joke worked so well the first time, you just HAD to repeat it, huh? Dede42: Yup.)
Robin Hood: (looks back in horror) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HOW COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY LEFT HER BEHIND?!
Friar Tuck: Want me to tell Little John to stop the cart?
Robin Hood: There's no time! I don't care how risky it is, I HAVE to go back and get her myself! (Runs back to the castle grounds)
Maid Marian: NO, ROBIN! WAIT! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!
*Robin grabs Tagalong just before an arrow hits her and carries her back toward the exit.*
Derek (the Rhino Guard): AH! HE CAME BACK! GET HIM!
Some Other Rhino Guard With No Name: And get knocked over by MORE wine barrels if there are any more? Nope. Not me. You're on your own.
Derek (the Rhino Guard): But it's no fun alone!
Robin Hood: (almost at the exit) Hold on, Tagalong. We're almost there and soon, you'll be back with your family and...oh no.
Captain Crocodile: TIMBER! (Uses his axe to cut the gate chain causing it to drop trapping Robin Hood and Tagalong)
Robin Hood: AW, GEEZ! WE'RE TRAPPED!
Tagalong: Twapped? You mean, we can't get out?
Robin Hood: Well, maybe YOU can if your small enough to fit through those bars but...
Sheriff: (now in a pink shirt because Little John stole his clothes) WE'VE GOT HIM NOW!
Robin Hood: I'm dead. (Manages to squeeze Tagalong through the bars to a waiting, concerned Little John and a worried Maid Marian outside) Keep going. Don't worry about me.
Derek (the Rhino Guard): (charging toward Robin Hood with his axe along because the other rhinos chickened out) YOU'RE MINE NOW, ROBBY!
Robin Hood: You and what army, Derek? You're mates have given up just after they were knocked over by the wine barrels.
Derek (the Rhino Guard): Well, they gave me ALL of they're weapons!
Robin Hood: (notices Derek holding more than one axe in his hand) Oh...RUN! (Climbs up the gates quickly and swings on a rope screaming like Tarzan) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sheriff: I've got you now, Rob-(Robin hits the Sheriff in the tummy as he continues swinging on the rope) OOF! That's it! Now I'm mad!
Robin Hood: (keeps swinging until he ends up hanging for dear life on a wall) Oh great. A wall.
Derek (the Rhino Guard): Hold it right there! I may not have my mates with me this time, but I'm not done with you just yet! Take this! (Throws all the spears at Robin who just so happens to miss them like a boss!)
Robin Hood: Missed me! (Dodges another spear) Nice aim! (Dodges yet another spear that he uses to help him scale the wall) Thanks, Derek.
Derek (the Rhino Guard): Wait, huh? Now, how did that happen?
Robin Hood: (reaches the top of the wall) Phew! Made it.
Wolf Archer 1: Hold it right there!
Robin Hood: WHAT?!
Wolf Archer 1: That's right, fool! The rhinos may have given up, but NOT ME! (Fires his arrow at Robin's direction)
Robin Hood: (runs across to the other side of the wall) RUN AWAY!
Wolf Archer 2: (appearing in front of him) HALT!
Robin Hood: ANOTHER ONE?! (Runs the opposite way) MOMMY!
Wolf Archer 2: This is what you get for making my friend over there make a terrible joke about hanging! (Fires his arrow at Robin's direction)
Wolf Archer 1: DUCK!
Wolf Archer 2: (sees Wolf Archer 1's arrow coming his way) YIPE! (Ducks)
Wolf Archer 1: Sorry, bro. (Sees Wolf Archer 2's arrow coming his way) EEK! (Ducks)
*Not wanting to waste his time with those two, Robin jumps off THAT wall and onto ANOTHER wall, and then jumps from THAT wall to ANOTHER wall and so on and so forth until he finds his way climbing back up to Prince John's still on fire bedroom balcony again. Oh, and apparently, the Sheriff knew that was were Robin was heading.*
Sheriff: (climbing up the stairs leading to Prince John's room with a lit torch in his hand) This time, we've got him for sure!
(Wait, what do you mean ''we'', Sheriff? It's just YOU battling with Robin Hood. I don't see anyone else with you.)
Robin Hood: (climbs up the still burning from earlier balcony) Huh? Fire?! Oh yeah. Prince John's bed set the place on fire. Well, that figures. (Runs inside the now empty and bedless bedroom and shuts the curtains) Still, this is a good place as any to hide for now.
Sheriff: (standing right behind him while still holding the lit torch) Oh, is that so?
Robin Hood: Uh oh!
Sheriff: I got you now, Robin Hood! There's no escape this time! (Swings his torch at the startled fox setting the curtains on fire)
Robin Hood: (dodges the attack) Sheriff! Buddy! What are you doing?! You're gonna set the WHOLE place on fire with that thing!
Sheriff: Well, if I'm goin' down in flames, you're goin' with me! Now, STAND STILL AND LET ME KILL YOU!
Robin Hood: Oh, I'm SO dead now! Wait! (Notices a rug that the Sheriff is standing on) Hey, Sheriff! What's that over there?
Sheriff: Huh? (Robin quickly pulls the rug out from under him causing him to fall) WHOA-OOF! Ow. My butt.
Robin Hood: (runs to another flock of stairs leading to the roof) You'll never catch me now, Sheriff!
Sheriff: THIS IS NOT DONE YET, BOY! (Throws his lit torch at the stairs causing the fire to rage on and chase after Robin)
Robin Hood: (gets to the attic) Oh. A window. Really? THAT'S my way out of here! (Sees the fire following him and spreading some more) Oh yeah. That window's DEFINITELY my way outta here! (Climbs out the window and onto the roof) There! The fire can't possibly get me from her...(spoke too soon! The fire is spreading to the roof as well) ARE YOU SERIOUS?! NOW I'M TRAPPED!
Prince John: (at another part of the castle) SHOOT HIM!
(Um, PJ? Who are you talking to? There's no way your guards would dare try shooting Robin where he's trapped right now. Plus, I can't even SEE your guards anymore in this scene!)
*On the ground below near the forest, Little John, Maid Marian, Lady Kluck and Skippy are watching in horror.*
Skippy: ROBIN! JUMP!
Robin Hood: (hears Skippy's shouting) Well...(the fire starts burning his clothes) AH! HOT! HOT! HOT! (Looks down at the moat) I guess I've got no choice here. (Jumps off the roof) GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (EPIC SPLASH!)
Prince John: (yelling in fury) KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
Sir Hiss: Sire, just admit defeat and let him win this time, hmm?
Prince John: NO WAY! KILL HIM!
Sir Hiss: And all your guards have given up trying to at this point now, sire.
Prince John: HUH?!
Sir Hiss: Yep. Even Derek's called it quits.
Prince John: B-b-b-but...
*Meanwhile back at the ground...*
Little John: Rob? Buddy? Are you alright down there, buddy?
Maid Marian: You CAN swim, can't you, Robin?
Skippy: He's just gotta make it. Or he'll drown!
*Suddenly, Robin's green hat appears floating on the surface, indicating that Robin just couldn't swim (even though he swam perfectly before in the Oo-De-Lally number) and he drowned.*
Little John: (gasps) No...no...no.
Prince John: (cheers in delight) HISS! HE'S FINISHED! DONE FOR! (Begins dancing like an idiot) La, la, la! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Skippy: (after a short silence from everyone standing near him) So, he's gonna make it...isn't he, you three?
Little John: Well...he should...I mean, he could swim just fine before but...well...
Maid Marian: (begins tearing up) Well, (sniff) I guess Prince John finally got what he wanted. (Sniff) Poor Robin.
Lady Kluck: (sees a moving reed) Don't lose hope JUST yet, you two! Look!
Skippy: (sees the moving reed as well) Hey. What IS that?
Maid Marian: (sees it too) Oh. I'm not exactly sure, Skippy. Is it some sort of fish?
Lady Kluck: A SHARK?! LEMME AT EM!
Little John: (leans forward as the reed gets closer) I'm going in for a closer loo...(the reed ends up squirting water in his face) HEY! WHAT THE…?!
Maid Marian: (gasps) C-could it be?
Skippy: Gee whizz! It's Robin Hood!
(Skippy, you already said that.)
Robin Hood: (appears from out of the water) Yep. You guessed it. I'm back from the dead!
Little John: Rob? Ha, ha, ha. Oh man, did you have us worried? We thought you was long gone!
Skippy: (jumps into Robin's arms) Aw, not Robin Hood!
Robin Hood: Ha! Fooled you all, didn't I?
Sir Hiss: (watching from the castle looking surprised) Look, sire! Look! He's made it. He got away again.
Prince John: WHAT?!
Everyone On The Ground Near The Moat Below: A POX ON THE PHONY KING OF ENGLAND! OO-DE-LALLY!
Prince John: (upset) Oh no! It's so miserably unfair! I ALMOST had him that time! I ALMOST HAD REVENGE!
Sir Hiss: Well, I tried to tell you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen. Your traps just never work no matter how clever they are. (Notices the burning tower) And now, look what you've done to your mothers castle.
Prince John: (about to his Hiss with a stick until he hears the word ''mother'') AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! MOMMY! (Begins sucking his thumb while whacking Hiss with the stick)
Sir Hiss: (dodging Prince John's swings while panicking) AAH! OOH!
Prince John: HOLD STILL!
Sir Hiss: SIRE, NO!
Prince John: YOU COWARDLY COBRA!
Sir Hiss: PLEASE! OH, NO!
Prince John: PROCRASTINATING PYTHON!
Sir Hiss: NO! WAIT! HAVE MERCY!
Prince John: YOU AGGRAVATING ASP! (Manages to hit Hiss in the tail)
Sir Hiss: SAVE ME! OOOH!
Prince John: (Chases Hiss up some nearby stairs into the castle) YOU EEL IN SNAKE'S CLOTHING!
Sir Hiss: HELP! HE'S GONE STARK RAVING MAD! (Voice echoes all over the castle)
Prince John: NOW, YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS!
King Richard: (standing right behind Prince John and takes the stick away) I'LL take that!
Prince John: Hey! What's the big idea, bub? I was trying to hit this stupid sna...(realises who he's talking to) AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
King Richard: Well, brother John. Up to your old tricks I see.
Sir Hiss: (gulp) S-s-s-sire?!
Prince John: (nervous) Richard! I...uh...errrrrrrrrrr...
King Richard: I leave England in your care and return to find the people oppressed! And by the looks of things, you've managed to set the whole place on fire!
Prince John: Well...I...uh...yes...that is to say...um...(beginning hugging Hiss in panic)
King Richard: YOU ARE BOTH GUILTY! You have used the crown for your own selfish interests! You should be banished from England FOREVER!
Prince John: (gasps) F-f-f-forever?
King Richard: (reconsiders) But it would upset mother. (Sees the crown still on Prince John's head) Ah yes. The crown. (Prince John gives it to him) Thank you.
Prince John: (begins crying once more) OOOOOOOOH, MOMMY! (Sucks his thumb once more too)
Sir Hiss: Hmph. Big baby.
A/N: Yay! It's finally done! See you on Tuesday! R&R everyone!