A/N: Hi evry1. Wuddup? You know wat I'm lyk so bored it isn't funni! My friend (the other evil sheep) has gone to Paris luky … I wanna b in Paris. Neways I'm glad you all lyk da stry it really makes u wanna update so here I am. N about da chapters being long, I'm sorry I really am I just can't do it, no matter how hard I try I just run out of ideas for wat 2 say in a chap. N then wen I get to a gud bit 2 cut it of I do.. I'm just goin on bout shit so might wanna scroll down n start reading the stry. LOL I shud stop.

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I hate his fugly girlfriend, if I wanted to be responsible of anyone's murder in the world, it'd b hers LMAO

Tom Felton really need 2 update his website incase no1 noticed he hasn't dun so in wat… let me see…9 months…LOL that sounds weird maybe he got his girlfriend pregnant and was too depressed to do it LOL… ok that was just mean

I betta stop hey n get on with da stry!

Like Father Like Sun

Hermione apparated into the house, Nick in her arms, to find Draco was no where in sight. Nick ran straight up to his bedroom and began playing with Arnold (his Pygmy Puff). Hermione walked up to her bedroom. She slowly opened the door and peeked inside. Draco was laying on the bed, staring up at the ceiling. She walked in wearily careful not to make any noise but Draco noticed any way and instead of staring at the ceiling he began staring at her. Hermione didn't say anything, she walked to the cupboard and took out some clothes, ready to take a shower. She began walking towards the bathroom, when:

'You're not going in there' came Draco's voice from the bed

'What? Why not?'

'Because I want to take a shower'

'So?'

'So…how am I supposed to do so if you're in there?'

'Malfoy!' said Hermione sighing 'do you really have to pick a fight with me over everything?'

'Yeah I do'

'What do you get out of it?'

'I dunno…fun'

'You're so pathetic'

'No Granger, you're the only one that is pathetic'

'Whatever' and with that Hermione began walking towards the bathroom again.

Draco jumped up and grabbed her arm 'I said NO Granger, I'm going in'

'Look Malfoy I don't really give a fuck what you said'

'Well you better start giving a fuck Granger, who d'you think you are any ways huh? You really think you can intimidate me by swearing because if you do then-'

'I'm not trying to intimidate you'

'Oh yeah?'

'Yeah!'

'You know I can swear too'

'And I care because?'

'I dunno…cuz you do'

'Just let go of my arm Malfoy' yelled Hermione, trying to wrigle her arm out of his grip, but Draco only held it thighter, but not tight enough to hurt.

'You know what Granger, you're a really sad girl' said Draco bringing his face so close to Hermione's their noses were almost touching.

'Excuse me-' but Draco didn't give her a chance to finish, he brought his lips smashing down onto hers, stepping back making Hermione's back bump against the wall. Hermione was struggling to get out of his grip but he just wouldn't let go. The suddenly:

'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Mummy and Daddy is doing yukky stuff. Grrroossssss!' Draco let go of Hermione instantly, whipping around to look at Nick, not saying anything. 'Mummy look what I made' said Nick holding up a dememted looking figure made of wizard Lego.

'Oh, it's wonderful dear' exclaimed Hermione making Nick's smile grow a mile wide.

'What do you think daddy?

'Oh…um…yeah…it's cool!' said Draco who had been standing there, transfixed.

'Daddy, can you teach me how to fly?'

'What?'

'I wanna learn how to fly so I can be a seeker at Hogwarts just like you!'

'Who told you I was seeker?'

'Mummy did'

'Oh did she now?' asked Draco turning to look at Hermione who had a blush creeping up her neck.

'Yeah she did! But she said you were never able to beat Uncle Harry' this made Draco's smirk turn into a frown. 'But daddy I can't learn how to fly, I don't have a broom!'

'Tell you what, us two'll go to Diagon alley and get you a broom, then I'll teach you how to fly'

'YAY! Let's go!'

With that Draco picked Nick up and apparated out of the house. Hermione just stood staring at the spot where Draco had just apparated, then shrugging walked into the bathroom to take a shower.

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Draco apparated into the Leaky Cauldron for the second time that day, Nick in his arms. Still carrying Nick, he walked out of the pub into the bustling street and made it straight for the Qudditch supplies shop.

The shop was crowded like always. Draco made his way through the many rows until he came to the kids section, at the back of the shop. Nick ran straight out of his arms to the display of the minature Firebolt 360, and turned to look at Draco with longing in his eyes.

Draco walked up to him and asked 'So d'you like it?'

'Yes, yes, I love it!'

'Well I guess it'll do then!'

'You mean I can have it!'

'Yeah of course'

'Oh daddy I love you so much!' this made Draco slime so widely that he picked Nick up and held him in a tight hug, kissing the top of his head.

Just then a sales clerk came up to them and asked 'Can I halp you with anything?'

'Yeah, I'd like one of those' replied Draco pointing to the Firebolt 360.

'Ok, I'll go and get one from the back' and with that he left them only to return five minutes later holding a long, slim package. Nick gave a squeal of excitement and took the package out of the shop assitant's hands. Draco chuckled, thanked the assistant and turned around to follow Nick to the counter. The broom cost 400 Galleons, but Draco, being as rich as he was, didn't mind so much, and handed the money over almost instantly. Then they went back home, where Nick ran up stairs to show his mother his new broom, Draco following him, a smile plastered to his face.

Hermione was sitting on the bed reading a book when Nick came bounding into the room screaming: 'MUMMY! MUMMY! LOOK WHAT DADDY GOT ME!'

'Oh how wonderful dear' said Hermione looking uncertainly at the package in Nick's hand. Without further ado, Nick tore open the package to reveal a shiny new broom. Draco came to sit next to Hermione on the bed, putting arm acroos her shoulders, just to piss her off. Hermione had to restrain form slapping him because Nick was standing there.

'Daddy can we fly it now'

'Yeah ok, but I'm hungry, so after lunch'

'But-'

'No Nick, your father's right, now go and wash your hands'

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After eating as much as they could for lunch, Draco and Nick stood on one of the many lawns of the Malfoy Manor where Draco was teaching how to mount his broom.

'Ok Nick all you need to do is put one of your legs over the broom and grip it tightly' Nick tried, but failed misrablely. 'No Nick' said Draco laughing 'you're doing it the wrong way' for about two minutes Draco couldn't stop laughing and then he finally showed him how it was done, properly. 'Now just kick off hard and make sure you hold on tightly, we don't want you slipping of the end. Then when you've done that just tilt it forwards and touch back down ok'

'Ok Daddy' said Nick and he kicked of as hard as he could. The broom went flying into the sky.

'Well done now touch back down' Nick did that perfectly. The sun was setting when Draco and Nick walked back into the Manor, exhausted. Nick was covered in mud because he had tripped over into a puddle and was leaving a trail where ever he stepped. Hermione, who had chosen that second to walk in took one look and Nick and gave a loud shriek.

'Nick! What happened?' she exclaimed

'I is falling over in a puddle'

'Oh dear! It's bath time for you'

'Mummy! I don't wanna have a bath'

Laughing at his typical little kid behaviour Hermione picked him up and carried him up to the bathroom.

'Daddy taught me how to fly! He says that with a little more practise I'll be a natural!'

'That's wonderful baby!'

Soon Nick was in the bath, playing with his toys. Draco walked into the bathroom and splashed his face with water. He stood there examining himself in the mirror when suddenly: SPLAT! Nick had just thrown a large amount of wizard bubbles and they hit Draco right on the back of the head.

'NICK! Why you little-' But Draco didn't have time to finish because Nick had just thrown another handful of bubbles at him and this time got him in the face. Not waiting a second longer Draco began splashing water at Nick.

'Daddy! Daddy stop it!' said Nick giggling.

'What's going on in –' Hermione had just walked in and received a faceful of bubbles from Nick. This caused Draco to laugh so hard he fell to his knees cluting his stomach. 'It isn't funny!' said Hermione 'look at the mess you've made. Nick get out of the bath and get dressed'

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Three hours later after having dinner and putting Nick to sleep Hermione climbed into bed sighing. It had been a really long day. She looked up as Draco walked in wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.

'Oh pur-lease dress your slef' said Hermione unwillinly looking away.

'Why?'

'Because it's a little disurbing seeing you pratically naked'

'Oh really!' said Draco jumping into bed next to Hermione 'other women would give anything to look at me like this'

'Well that's other women and you know if you just deflated that ego of yours people might just like you better'

'But what is the point of getting people to like you?'

'God you're so bloody difficult' said Hermione rolling her eyes and turing her back to him.

'I know' replied Draco. After a few seconds he trailed his finger across her arm.

'What are you doing?'

'I dunno'

'Well don't.'

'Why not!' he said doing it again

'Beacause I said so'

'It's turing you on isn't it?'

Hermione turned to look at Draco and said 'nothing about YOU Malfoy could turn ME on'

'Wanna bet!'

'NO!'

'Ok you're so bloody aggressive' This time Draco didn't touched her arm, he touched her leg instead. Just to piss her off.

'DRACO BLOODY MALFOY! I'm going to kill you!' and with that Hermione picked up her wand from the bedside table and pointed it at Draco yelling a complex spell. Five seconds later Draco's hair had grown up to three metres long,

'What the hell did you do Granger?' yelled Draco

'I dunno!'

'Change it back!'

'Uh-no I don't think so, you deserve it'

'What will Nick think?'

'I dunno, he'll laugh'

'But-'

'Look Malfoy this is like the third time you've tried to rape me, after already doning it once!'

'Rape you, rape you, I am not trying to rape you'

'Oh yeah?'

'Yeah! I just touched your leg'

'I consider that sexual assault'

'How is touching your leg sexual assualt?'

'It just is'

'It was just a bloody joke, gwad!'

'Well now that you've had your fun it's time for me to have mine'

'And growing my hair is fun is it?'

'Yes'

'God dammit just change it back Granger'

'Why can't you do it youself? You seem to have quiet a talent for hair spells'

'Well I've never grown it'

'So you can find the counter spell yourself'

'Granger-'

'Don't Granger me or I'll make it worse'

'How can you do that?'

'Like this' and with that Hermione pointed her wand at Draco and muttered another spell. Now instead of being blonde, Draco's hair turned the colours of the rainbow.

'GRANGER! YOU BITCH! CHANGE IT BACK!'

'Say please!'

'As if!'

'Then you can stay like that'

'Ok fine! Will you change it back Granger, p-pl-p-p-p-pl'

'Oh my God! It's not that bloody hard!'

'Ok will you please change it back Hermione!'

At that Hermione changed Draco's hair back to normal and closed her eyes to go to sleep. Draco sighing and ruffling a hand through his hair settled down under the covers closing his eyes.

There we go ppl eight WHOLE pages now plz review!

p.s im a little teapot short and stout :P (I luv dat song…)