What the Hell
Sigh why school couldn't be on Saturday of Sunday, not Monday; maybe have two days of school. I looked to see everyone in the club room was dressed as someone from Hakuouki Shinsengum. I had ended up somehow dressed as Chizaru and let me tell you did I get swamped.
Hikaru and Kaoru had put on a little show and Hunni was sitting there with Mori, Tamaki was giving the girls some goofy line that they fell for. I looked to see Haruhi confused, but she fit into character perfectly. Kyoya well stayed in his uniform sort of.
"Oh I could just eat three bowls of rice." I looked to see Renge's hormones had gone up again and I sure as hell didn't want to go there.
I was so busy in my own thoughts that I didn't see Mori aim his spear was right by my head, I just dead panned and looked at him, he was calm and I pulled out my sword.
"Mori if you wanted to fight all you had to do was ask." He shook his head and gently picked me up and out of the way. "No it's not that, we have an intruder."
The twins and Tamaki were still babbling on about giving him his time on the screen, I just sighed and watched as the red headed kid bowed to Mori.
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"So why did you come here, are you in need of some assistance?" He looked at Tamaki and then at Mori, we had already established what he needed and this idiot was making him repeat himself.
"Casanova,"
"Kasanoda,"
"Bossa nova,"
"ROAR, KASANODA, DO YOU WANT TO DIE!" I had to keep myself from laughing at him. "Pffft you can threaten them all you want, they are idiots and don't know when they are in danger." He looked at me and blushed a bit.
"So Casanova, why do you want Mori's help anyways, not like you need it." It was then he went into his life's story and told us how his dad said that he had to us his outside voice instead of his inside. This went on and then the twins asked Tamaki if we should butt in.
"No this is for Mori-sempai; we can't interfere with this one." I face palmed and then Mori did something that was way out of character.
"Tamaki," He took his hand away from his face and then calmly looked at us with a petrified face that said "help" I wanted to glomp him.
"Well then men we are now starting operation make Casanova look less mean." I looked at our object and then the twins started to dress him and make him look scarier.
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"Haruhi do you think Casanova, liked his makeover?" She looked at me and then ahead of her. She looked thoughtfully and then answered.
"I don't think so if anything, he probably just wants his friends around."
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"GOOD MORNING MORI-SEMPAI." Why is there always yelling at this school? I looked to see Hunni greet Kasanoda then hide behind Mori, I chuckled and went over to greet them as well.
Haruhi was gone to the library to get some more studying done and I didn't really care.
"Hey, good morning guys how ya doing?" They looked at me and greeted me as they would when club hour's starts. I heard a scrap and then something start to fall. I looked up to see a potted plant; I pushed Kasanoda out of the way and kicked the plant so it landed with a splat on the wall in front of me. Another one came down and Mori took care of that one, I looked up to see blonde hair.
"Oh Mori are you and Yuki alright?"
"Oh, look Yuki you are bleeding." I didn't care I went over to Kasanoda and helped him up; he was hesitate at first but then grabbed my hand.
"Hope you are okay didn't mean to push you like that." I looked at Mori and Hunni they seemed to be in a darker mood. "T-thank you Yuki, and Mori I am in your debt." I just scratched the back of my head and laughed nervously.
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"No, stop please I don't want to." The twins were holding me down and were in my face, Hikaru had moved so that we were about to kiss, while Kaoru was holding my hips. I moved and wiggled trying to get out of there grasps.
"Come on Yuki, it will only hurt for a moment, and then it will feel better." I saw that Kaoru was trying to hold me still, but wasn't doing the job.
"Well you don't want it to get infected do you let us put it on." I felt my eyes start to water.
"Okay, but hurry up."
"K, Kyoya she said she is ready." With that I had anti infecting spray applied to the wound and bandages.
What you thought they were doing something else, tehehe pervs.
"What was that stunt you pulled yesterday, are you trying to embarrass me?" I looked to see Tamaki explaining that the twins had gotten carried away and, that they were sorry.
"Okay I am still in your hands then." Then they all went off except Haruhi, me, and Kasanoda. Haruhi had brought us some tea and started to talk to him I stood and went over to eat cake, but was sadly alone because Hunni was with the others deciding what to do.
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We were currently looking at Kasanoda, we couldn't figure it out, it was then that Hunni opened his mouth. "Demon cat," I tried not to laugh I really did, but that was exactly what he looked like.
"Huh, Renge said these were the item we needed, she usually is never wrong." The twins suggested the maid outfit and Kasanoda was struggling to reject it, only to be practically raped to get the damn thing on. "That won't help maybe it isn't-" I was cut off by the door opening, in walked in a cute boy and for some reason or another, the room filled with smoke and my ears and tail were out.
"Sorry to disturb you, but I was wondering if the young lord was here, Ahh, y-young lord?" I moved beside Kasanoda and put my hand on his shoulder.
"Are you ready for the picture shoot?" He looked at me and then at his clothes, he was so embarrassed and then practically ran out the room. I sighed and looked at the blonde boy in front of me.
"Hey, are you good at scratching ears?" It was then that I was put in a dark room and all to keep me company was Mori. I wanted to cry, I mean that kid was cute.
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All I have to say is that Mori would make any cat fall for his hands. I had forgotten time in the dark room with Mori; no we didn't do anything bad if that is what you are thinking. Come on I am not a total ear scratching whore.
I was actually making my way to the maze when I saw Kasanoda and Haruhi, I didn't want to ruin the moment, but all moments have to be ruined.
"Hey, Haruhi, Kasanoda, what are you two up to?" Haruhi smiled at me and showed me the sparrow she had in her hands.
"Look Casanoda saved this pretty bird." I sat down next to her and then as if by coincidence paint can flew at us. I covered Haruhi, just in case she wouldn't get hurt. I looked and saw that the paint can wasn't near us but the paint was on me. The bird had flown away. We looked on with amazement, and I saw that Haruhi got some paint on her anyways.
"Well some protector I am, I see you got paint on you anyways." Tamaki was freaking out asking if it was blood, I looked at the idiot and wanted to slap him.
"Hey let us go we need to show that punk a lesson for taking our bosses son away." I looked to see some ugly guys and the twins tying them up I laughed.
"Sigh, I guess Imma change, you coming Yuki?" I looked and saw that Haruhi was already on her way to the club room.
"Tsk no I think the uniform needs some color." She shrugged her shoulders and I laughed.
"Want some help; we can dress you if you want." She looked at the twins and walked away. "No thank you perverts." She yelled over her shoulder.
I heard a thud and turned to see the boy from earlier. His long blonde hair was a really good look for him; I had to keep myself from jumping the poor guy.
"I don't want to hang out with you people anymore so leave me alone." I felt my cheeks heat up as I thought about all the things we could do together, I didn't care if he was a gangster's son. Wait, what?
"I ran away from my home because my old man and I got into a major fight, I was so lost, and everyone kept walking past me, not taking a glance at me, well one girl did, she had beautiful silver hair, and we talked until a man, dressed like a woman came and got her. Before she left she gave me this piece of paper." He pulled out a little slip of paper that showed to people holding hands. I tried to remember, but couldn't, I guess it was when I was still getting used to Haruhi and Ranka; they gave me the idea to make these papers to make friends.
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"Yuki since you won't talk with us why don't you go out and give someone those little papers you make, I bet one person would like to be your friend." I ran out the house without another word. I was walking for hours and trying to make conversation with people, but they wouldn't give me the time of day.
It was then that I saw a blonde boy sitting by himself watching the people and the rain.
"Hello, can I sit with you?" He looked up and was surprised at first and then scooted over; I sat down and watched the rain with him.
"Are you cold?" I looked at him and shook my head no; he then continued to look out at the people.
"Hey, are you out looking for friends too?" He turned to me and smiled, and then nodded his head.
"Yuki, there you are, why didn't you come back to the house when it started to rain? I was so worried, come along and say bye to the boy." I looked at him and smiled, before I left I gave him two papers, he took it and didn't throw it away just slipped them in his pocket and waved bye.
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So I did meet him before, huh no wonder I think he is hot. I saw that the host club was looking at me, and were smiling.
"Oh, young lord it looked like it was going to rain so I brought this umbrella for you." Kasanoda snatched the umbrella away and thank the kid.
"Uh, I think Imma thank Haruhi." Hunni gave him directions to where she was and I didn't mind. Then Tamaki and the twins started to pick on me.
"So, you like that boy huh?" I blushed and looked at the long haired blonde.
"No, maybe, okay yes, but it is only because of his hair." They laughed and started to poke my cheeks.
"Well as amusing as it is to watch you tease Yuki, aren't you worried about Haruhi, who went to change?"
They paled and ran after him.
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I had made to the club room, I swear if I didn't get away from them I would of just lost it, Yuki was cute and so was Haruhi, but when they are together it was just, too much. Especially for Yuki, I looked around the empty room and didn't see Haruhi anywhere.
"Haruhi, are you still in here?" I looked over at the prep room and opened the door, at first I looked down making sure there wasn't anything I would step on.
As I looked up I saw black pants, pale skin and then a bra, wait a bra? Only girls wore those, why was . . .
"Get out,"
" . . . MA"
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"Get out,"
". . . MA"
Was what we were greeted with, as we ran into the host club room, the door slammed shut and we saw Kasanoda, he was sitting there in shock. The twins were the first to react; they dressed as police and interrogated him. Tamaki, started to jump in and yelling about how, his daughter has been turned impure. I just smacked him and then Kyoya scared the living day lights out of him.
"You guys are over reacting, and listen Kasanoda we need you to keep this a secret." I was the one to calm everything down, he blushed and looked away.
"You guys, it's alright he can tell whoever he wants, besides I don't care." I wanted to laugh at the clubs failed attempts to try and keep Haruhi a secret, it was then that I realized that I had become one of the members and I didn't even know it.
"Be that as it may, we need to keep that both you are girls under wraps." I face palmed at the twins, I wouldn't have been figured out if they didn't open their damn mouths.
"At any rate, now that you know Haruhi, and Yuki are girls are you in love with them?" He didn't answer and we took his silence as still in shock.
Tamaki was now unusually quiet and I looked over to see him past depression and into death mode.
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I can't believe they are girls, I would have never known until, ahh okay calm down, I know I will swear to protect their secrets with my life. I took a marker from a nearby drawer and started writing an oath on myself.
"I will visit them tomorrow."
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Today was tiring, but to our surprise Kasanoda came in. The girls were curious at first and seemed interested. He quietly walked over to the couch where we first talked to him; he stayed silent for a few minutes.
"I-I would like to request Yuki and Haruhi."
"EHHHHHH, what is going on?"
"Is he for real,"
"Oh, oh, oh so he is that."
"Renge is he really in that category?" It was then that somehow all the girls were on fire and I looked closer to see MOE flames, I flinched and wanted to run out the room, but knew it would be rude.
"Hey Kasanoda,"
"What's up, did you get lonely?" He blushed and answered Haruhi, I felt that all the girls were freaking out and observing closely. It was then that I heard them calling all of their friends, well if that was going to happen. I leaned over and touched his arm, he jumped at first and, somehow, don't ask me ask the pervy writer and her friends, I ended up on top of him.
I blushed and my ears popped out and my tail swished, there was screams of MOE and CUTE all over the room and I looked up to see the room was past filled to capacity. Renge had stars in her eyes the twins freaking out Kyoya smiling like a lunatic and Tamaki that fool was in his corner. I sighed and got off him.
"Sorry Kasanoda-kun I thought I saw something on you head." It was a lame excuse, but he took it, it was then that Tamaki came and tried to sit between Haruhi and Kasanoda.
"No Tamaki sit over there and play with this." She moved him over to the end of the couch and gave him metal IQ games.
It went back to us trying to get Kasanoda to talk to us and listen to what he did. Tamaki interrupted us again and showed Haruhi that he got the pieces apart. She told him to put it back together and he was now busy trying to do so. I heard a phone ring and then Hikaru's voice on the other end; it was then that the phone in his hand broke. I gasped and saw the cuts that were now littered on his hand.
I sighed and saw he had renewed fire in his eyes.
"NO, DADDY FORBITS IT, HE FORBITS IT, FOREVER HAPPENING!" He yelled I face palmed and wanted to die.
"I forbid it and you will have to go through me their father to get to them."
Why was this boy ever invented, I want to kill him he needs to die.
"Huh, you mean you are their father, as young as you are you are her father, how is that possible?" Tamaki stopped and paled at first.
"No not by blood."
"Then you are in relations with her mother?"
"No never, I would never and I have never met the woman."
"The YOU are not her father." He lost it and flew away, I was so surprised and amazed at how he did that, I followed him and Hunni caught him.
He passed out and the twins announced that he woke up a few minutes later.
"I need time to figure out why I like Haruhi not as a father then what do I like her as?" I was shocked along with all the other hosts.
The girls then started to scream and it was then that I remembered that club was still in session. "Fujioka, I" I looked and saw that he was about to confess but he couldn't get it out.
Moments passed and let me tell you Haruhi knows how to ruin a good moment.
"Yeah I know, I like having a friend to talk to and get along with." I just died and wanted to just run away from her. How oblivious can she freaking be.
"Yes lets be friends forever me and you Fujioka." Everyone then started to cry, Renge yelled about being moved and then there was a stampede of hormonal girls running towards them.
"We'll be friends with you Casanoda."
"Yes, yes us too we will even play kick the can."
"YOU CAN BORROW USA-CHAN!" Hunni shoved Usa-Chan in Kasanoda's face, and was crying with everyone else.
"More secrets for the MOE, MOE diary, chapter 11, Haruhi's adventures, and secret lover," It was then that Renge was gone.
"Tamaki what is wrong now?" I looked at Kyoya Mori and Tamaki, he looked sad.
"Well my heart goes out to Kasanoda."
"That is strange, you are her daddy shouldn't you be trying to kill him?" I looked at Kyoya to see he was being evil again. I sighed and looked at Tamaki.
"Don't worry Tamaki, I think it is all for the best."
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"HYPER, STARLIGHT, KICK!" Tamaki kicked the can and we were running to hide while Kasanoda counted, I went with Mori and Hunni, I already knew that Haruhi, Tamaki, Kyoya, Hikaru and Kaoru were going to hide together.
"So they are all developing feelings for her and they don't know it?" I looked at Hunni and then at Mori, I smiled and knew that my time was almost up.
"Hey, Mori, Hunni, tell me something, would you miss me even though you won't remember me?" They blinked and looked at me.
"Of course, but are you going somewhere, will we get to visit you?" I looked at them and shook my head.
"I don't know, maybe, only if I needed you to." They smiled and lifted me up in the tree with them.
"Where ever you go Yuki we will miss you." I felt so happy I just hoped that if I do leave they think I was kidnapped or killed.
"I DON'T BELONG TO ANYONE!"
"I hope they're feelings don't develop in violence.
Another chapter done I hope this is going well. I have been thinking a lot and would like to hear many opinions. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed.