Another sunny but weird day in Gravity Falls, and at the mystery shack it was business as unusual.
Wendy : You guys got your body attributes switched by an experimental carpet?
Mabel : Yup.
Wendy : Ford was into some kinky crap.
Mabel : Why'd you have to put that image in my head?
Wendy : Heheheh.
There's a knock at the door.
Mabel : Oh thank god.
She opens the door and standing there was her custom photocopy double, Lebam.
Wendy : Look Mabel it's your daughter.*snickers*
Mabel: Clone! Not daughter! What are you doing here clone of mine?
Lebam : I need your help Mama.
Mabel : NOT YOUR MAMA! and with what?
Lebam : I want to become real...
Mabel : Say what now?
Lebam : well its like this...
*FLASHBACK*
Gideon was typing on his computer when his vision is blocked by something very soft.
Lebam : Guess who~
Gideon : Darlin please I'm trying to work.
She starts to rub his shoulders and she presses against him.
Lebam : I can tell, maybe I Could loosen you up. *grins*
Gideon : Darlin, we talked about this.
Lebam : Come ooooooooonnnnnn!
Gideon : No
Lebam : Please?
Gideon : No
Lebam : Please?
Gideon : NO!
Lebam : WHY NOT!?
Gideon : Because you're paper! You'll melt!
Lebam : I'M LAMINATED! Now pucker up!
She turns him around in his chair and kisses him. Gideon couldn't help but get a little into it, grabbing her curves.
Gideon : *sigh* You're not gonna let this go are you?
Lebam : I'm not gonna let YOU go. Though I'll admit it is sweet that you care so much.
Gideon : Fine, but with a condom!
Lebam : Yes! *fist pump*
Gideon : Just let me finish my paperwork
Lebam : Ugh!
After said paperwork the two adjourn to Gideon's room and Gideon was on the bed. Throughout the years Gideon had himself a growth spurt and having prison inmates as guards\friends helped in terms of keeping himself fit. While he's not a beefcake like Dipper and had a little chub on him, his physique was nothing to sneeze at.
Lebam : Ok cupcake are you ready?
Lebam headed towards him swaying her hips. She had some muscular features, courtesy of Wendy, but was plump in all the right places, almost on par with Mabel, with her lovely black hair and seductive emerald eyes. Gideon couldn't help but become aroused by the lovely custom clone in front of him.
Gideon : Dumpling, I don't know if I can-
Lebam : Sure you can you're getting a boner already. It'll be great~
She pulls down his underwear revealing his-
"STOOOOOOOP"
*FLASHBACK OVER*
Mabel was covering her ears as Wendy was laughing her ass off.
Mabel : Just Stop! why did you go into that much detail! UGH!
Wendy : Ahahahaha! hahahahaha! Oh this is priceless!
Mabel : Its not funny!
Lebam: Wait aren't we supposed to be detailed about our love ones in bed when you are with friends?
Mabel : NO!
Wendy : I am.
Mabel : You stay out of this!
Wendy: Oh no I want to hear this, So what happened later? He didn't last long enough? Did he cry? Was it embarrassing?
Mabel : WENDY!
Lebam : Oh no he was fantastic. *grins* But the problem is he's too careful with me. like I'll tear if he gets to rough with me.
Wendy: And you want him to be rough with you *grins*
Lebam: Pretty much *winks*
Mabel: I think I am going to puke.
Lebam : So you see I want to become real so I can do everything with him and he won't think it'll kill me.
Mabel: Sorry but we are not Gods or fairies who can just snap our fingers to make you real.
Wendy: How big was h-
Mabel: I SWEAR TO GOD! I will titty slap you so hard your head will hit another country.
Mabel : Wait...god...THAT'S IT! Love god!
Lebam : Love god?
Wendy: What are you talking about?
Mabel : Oh boy where do I start? Remember how Robbie and Tambry got together all those years ago?
Then the big boobed girl starts telling how she got Love God's potion to hook up Tambry and Robbie when she was still a kid, so she could make them fall in love. Then some sort of mishaps after that like destruction but that was more of side-story for her.
Wendy : So you're the reason all that happened.
Lebam: Someone here likes to play God of matchmaking.
Mabel : Sometimes they work out. I hooked you up with Gideon didn't I?
Wendy : Oh you did Mabel. You sure did. *smirks*
Mabel: SHUT UP! Anyway. If we find Love God maybe he can grant your wish!
Lebam : Ok but how do we even find him?
Wendy: Now that's hard. How'd you find him the first time?
Mabel: Hmmmm... the first time was completely by accident.
Lebam: Great...now we're fucked.
Wendy : You were fucked before you got here. *smirks*
Mabel : DAMN IT WENDY!
She then proceeds to Titty slap Wendy face as she promised, knocking her off the couch.
Wendy : *falls to the floor* Ah! Girl, those things are lethal weapons!
Lebam: Guys! Now is not the time for titty slaps. I am in need of help!
Mabel: Ok ok calm down, Maybe we just need to find someone who is in deep need of a love help, But what are the odds of that guy still being here? I mean the world is huge.
Lebam: We need someone so lonely and so desperate that they would have to kidnap a girl to even have chance.
Mabel :...
Wendy:...
Lebam: Any gambles? I'm still new here
Mabel : Oh I know exactly who we're looking for. Ladies to the forest!
The three girls then gather in the forest to look for someone in love depression or something like that, to find the Love fairy who they need help from. Entering the forest Lebam was looking around like a Kid. Everything was so new and great, not like a retarded clone of a boy band who doesn't even know what a tree is but she saw the difference between the real and fake.
Lebam : This forest is so amazing! It's so pretty!
Mabel: Careful where you go and don't trust anything small with red pointy hats.
Wendy : You know where this guy usually hangs out?
Mabel : Jeff is always stalking near the town. We'll find him. Hello? Three hotties alone in the forest! Come and get em!
One Then shows up from the bushes.
shmebulock: shmebulock!
Mabel : Hey Shmebulock, seen Jeff?
Wendy: I don't think he can talk other words.
Shmebulock : Shmebulock.
At that moment they hear a scream.
Mabel: Bet that's him kidnapping a girl.
The girls all run towards the scream.
Mabel: Ok...what is going on over there?
They find the Love God hanging from a tree branch being harassed by gnomes.
Love God : I'm not giving you a love potion!
The only answer the fat winged man got was a baseball bat to the stomach making him grunt in pain.
Jeff: Oh I can make you think twice.
Love God : This is no way to treat a god man!
Jeff: A God like you should lay off the fries, Now GIVE ME THE POTION!
Mabel : Hey! Jeff you've gone too far this time!
Jeff: WHO DA...wait...Mabel? Is that you?
Mabel : Yeah its me! Let him go right now!
Jeff and the Gnomes look at Mabel...well not really to her face as her huge breasts in her sweater which were kind of always screaming to be watched or looked at.
Jeff : Wow... I really wish I married you all those years ago...
Lebam : You were gonna marry a gnome?
Mabel: They tricked me! They tried to kidnap me! Just because they are so desperate for a queen!
Love God : Yup they are super desperate.
Jeff : Shut up tubby!
He got Hit again with the bat, grunting in pain.
Lebam: Hi! I'm a Mabel clone made by magic but I also call her mama. What will be needed for you Gnomes leave Love God alone?
Mabel : Not your mama!
Jeff : We need a love potion so we can have a queen already!
Lebam: What happened to the previous Queen?
Jeff : W-We don't like to talk about it...
Wendy: She probably run away with someone taller.
Jeff : WHAT DID YOU HEAR!?
Wendy: Relax man it was just a hunch.
Lebam: What if Mabel gives you a hug? would that make you feel better?
Mabel : Wait WHAT!?
Jeff : *Staring at her breasts* Yes...Yes it would.
Lebam: C'mon mom just do it. There is no need for violence
Mabel : Ugh do I have to? And don't call me mom!
Wendy: Well its just a hug right?
Mabel : Oh you're right. Everyone needs a hug once in awhile. It's what keeps you from getting old and grouchy like Gruncle Stan.
Meanwhile wherever Stan was he let out a big sneeze and said "Damn Kids".
Mabel : Well bring it in Jeff. *couches and holds out her arms*
The Gnome wastes no time as he jumps at Mabel waiting to be hugged by her huge beautiful breasts like a soft prison that was going to be her hug. The Pines girl takes the little guy in her arms. And squeezes him like she does everyone else.
Wendy: Does she know that she is practically suffocating him on her titanic boobs and its what he really wants? *whispers to Lebam*
Lebam: Shhh! hush!
Mabel : There now doesn't that feel better?
Jeff: Hmhpmhpmh!
Mabel : Glad to hear it. Now let the Love God go.
She let him go and he falls on the ground. His eyes where heart shaped and he was dizzy.
Jeff: Ohhh ahn..y-yeah l-let him go guys
The gnomes let him go and scurry off.
Love God : Ugh I hate when this happens.
Wendy: Good job Mabel, Suffocating a Gnome king on your breasts saved the day.
Mabel : It's what I do. Now let's get what we came for.
Lebam and Wendy help the love God to his feet.
Wendy: Hey God we need a favor.
Love God : LOVE God! The actual god is way better looking and more powerful than me. NOT THAT I'M JEALOUS OR ANYTHING!
Wendy: O...K?
Lebam: Hey Love God do you have anything that can turn a magic laminated paper clone like me real?
Love God : Say what now?
Mabel: Ugh this is useless, he is the Love God he is not a miracle maker.
Love God : Now see here! I am not useless! I think I might have something for this. I'll just need some fairy dust.
Mabel: Fairy Dust?
Wendy: Did we ever see a fairy here in this place?
Mabel : Maybe we just don't remember.
Lebam: Oh just Great...Wait! my cupcake keeps all kinds of magic junk! we'll probably find some there! to the office!
Wendy : I am not carrying this guy all the way there...
Love God: I AM NOT A BABY!
Later at Gideon's office, Wendy picks the lock to allow them to sneak in.
Lebam : Why are we sneaking in?
Mabel : Well you want to surprise him don't ya?
Wendy: Also this is more fun.
Lebam : If I remember correctly the magic stuff should be on a hidden shelf somewhere.
Mabel: Like...protected by a panel with password?
Wendy : Like in a spy movie?
Lebam: Maybe.
Mabel : Oh there is no way he is that cliche.
Wendy : *moves a painting to the side* well well well Hidden safe behind a painting. classic.
They look at it carefully. trying to figure out the code.
Lebam : What would his password be?
Wendy : Easy. Mabel Gleeful.
Lebam: WHAT!?
Mabel : Assuming he hasn't changed it.
Lebam: He better have or My cupcake is not going to get his sweet Whipped Cream.
Wendy busts out laughing.
Mabel : Please, stop talking...
She starts pressing buttons and The safe opens, revealing a bunch of magic stuff. Their eyes go wide as they look at it.
Wendy : Dude, Dipper would have a field day with all this.
Mabel: I mean look at what we have here, unicorn hair, a gnome hat? which one is the fairy powder?
Wendy : Just look for anything sparkly.
Lebam: Hmm...Minotaur Hair cream?
Mabel : So that's how he keeps his hair so nice.
Wendy: We should try some later.
Mabel : Agreed.
Love God : Move over, amateurs. *Looks in the safe*
Mabel: Where did you? I didn't even see you coming!
Wendy : At least I didn't have to drag him.
Lebam: Quick! before my exquisite pudding comes back.
Mabel : normally I find pet names adorable but these are just making me miserable...
Love God : Quiet! God at work here!
Lebam: Fine I'll shut up!
Love God : Good! Be thankful I'm doing this at all.
They just groan at that guy.
Wendy : We could have just left you ya know.
Love God: And leave the good love of the world unattended? that would be irresponsible Wendy...ah here it is.
Wendy rolls her eyes.
Lebam : Finally! Turn me real!
Love God: Yeah I just go bibidi babidi boo on you and BAM! your a real boy...be patient ok?
Mabel : You are no fairy godmother...
Afterwards the safe was then closed and the painting was put back in place.
Love God : Alright, are you ready or what? I don't usually do stuff like-
Lebam : DO IT ALREADY!
Mabel: Mix some stuff or make hocus pocus magic or whatever. This girl is really impatient.
Wendy: And Thirsty *nudges Mabel* Hahaha get it?
Mabel just groans at the Lumberjack girl.
Love God : Yeah, yeah.
The chubby god pours the fairy dust in one of his potion bottles and shakes it up. It starts to shake violently and change in many different colors.
Wendy : Um is it supposed to do that?
Mabel & Lebam : Pretty...
Love God: Hold it.
Then it shoots sparkles in the air like fireworks...then it calms down into a white color.
Love God : It's ready.
Lebam : Great! What's next? Do I drink it or something?
Wendy: Will it have any side effects?
Love God : Yeah, you'll become real.
Without another word he splashes the white liquid on Lebam.
Lebam: Ahn! Right in my face
Wendy: That's what she said!
Mabel : DAMN IT WENDY!
Love God: Well nice knowing you all, Love God out!
He runs off and flies Away with his little wings bumping into numerous things along the way.
Mabel: I'm shocked Love God is not dead...like literally that guy needs to work out.
Lebam : Love is in the eyes of the beholder, mama.
Mabel: Not your mama! Also how you feeling?
The laminated clone starts to glow and sparkle as the magic seems to be taking effect right now.
Lebam: W-whoa!
Her skin looks more real and her features more clear.
Lebam: W-wow...I feel different.
Wendy : Congrats. you're officially a human, certified for rough sex.
Mabel: I am going to suplex you.
Wendy : I thought Suplexes were Grenda's thing.
Lebam : My cupcake is gonna be so happy! Thank you both so much!
The clone turned human hugs them both with happy tears leaking from her eyes.
Mabel : You're welcome Lebam.
Wendy : Well we better get out of here before Gideon gets here. Have fun. Lots and lots of fun *grins*
Mabel groans and drags the lumberjack girl out while Lebam grins and preps for Gideon. Not long after that, Gideon comes back from an outing.
Gideon: Boy this summer sure is looking up for lil ol Gideon here.
The door suddenly shuts behind him.
Lebam : It sure is cupcake.
There standing in all her naked glory was Lebam.
Gideon : L-Lebam!? What are y-
Before he could even finish the copy girl tackles him to the floor. meanwhile Mabel and Wendy had come back to the shack.
Wendy : Well Lebam and Gideon should be getting it on right about now.
Mabel: Why don't you join them? since you can't seem to shut up about them.
Wendy : Thanks but no thanks. It's your brother's cock that I want. *grins*
Mabel: THAT'S IT! COME HERE!
Wendy laughs as Mabel chases her around in front of the shack.
Sorry guys but since I'm starting classes now and ideas are running in short supply these chapters will just come when they come. Hope you stick around to enjoy them. remember to review and follow for more.
Oh and the votes are in and the next girl to get with Dipper will be...Candy! So stick around for that!