AN: alrite flamerz! STUP FAMIN U FUKIN PREPZZZZ!1! MA STORU IZ DA BEST STORU IN DA WORLD N ITZ GETTIN REAL GUD!11! also fangz Raven 4 da help agen lul U ROK BABE! unlike dose stUPID PREPZ WHO FLAM ON MA SR+TORUUUUUUU!111111111
so teh goffz (n snap n dumblydore coz dey r pserz nut goffz) n da cristinaz went ootside n fond ref dumblydore watin 4 dem
"So, are you all ready for the mission?" he sed
"Oh boy we are!" sed harry "We are honored to be part of a mission which will save the true Christianity!"
"yeh, i jus wanna c guyz screw eachotter" sed enoby
"Umm... Alright... Anyway, here are your instructions: First you must find the portal which is 5km north of the forbidden forest. Then once you enter the portal, it will lead to the Canon Universe, in front of a house with a black door. Enter this house, but don't worry, the man living there will be expecting you and can help you find the Prep Gang." he expalned "Any questions?"
"yeh, iz dis guy a prep?" axed enoby
"I have no idea what a prep is, any more questions?" he assked,, evryone stayd silant so dere wer no mor questons obviosly, "Ok, now here are some tents, food, drink and extra clothes to last you the treck through the forest. I even got some... black clothes and weird make-up for you alternate universe children."
"omfg... tweed dumblydore, maybe ur nut so prepy after all..." sed enoby, cryin blood teerz of goffik joy
"nah hez still a cristina n waers tweed tho..." sed blody maru
"oh yeh,, sory dude, ur still a prepp" enoby sed, but ref dumblydore just loked confussed coz he dosnt no wat a prep iz coz hez a bit absent upstares if u get wat i meen
"Well, godspeed! And good luck on your quest!" he sed as he wavved us godbi (lulz bi guize r sooOOOO HOTTTTTTT!1111111
"Goodbye, Reverend Dumbledore! We will do our very best to succeed in the name of the Lord!" sed ron
"Goodbye Daddy!" sed herminie as she huged da ref
"yeh yeh goobiz r 4 psers, cum on letz go!" enoby sed as she led dem all thru da... forbideen forest!111