Wow. You guys really like my stories? Thanks for your reviews. They made me cry a little bit. Thank you all so much.
Disclaimer: Yea, yea.
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"Yea, sorry for ranting, but I think I should say something about Wesker in Resident Evil 5..." I say
"I THINK YOU SCREWED WESKER UP IN RESIDENT EVIL! HONESTLY, YOU SCREWED UP HIS PERSONAILTY, HIS AMBUTIONS, END EVERYTHING, YOU CAPCOM BASTARDS!" I scream random nonsense.
"Are you kidding? I must rant with you!" Britt says taking in a deep breath, and began to rant with me.
"I WAS SO MAD WHEN WESKER DIED IN RESIDENT EVIL 5!" Britt ranted.
"I KNOW! I MEAN, I HATE CAPCOM! I MEAN, I THOUGHT THEY LEARNED THEIR LESSON WHEN THEY ALLOWED THOSE DUMBASS MOVIES TO BE MADE!"
"Well, the movies are okay, but yea. I agree with you. I ALSO HATED EXCELLA'S DESIGN! THAT JUST MADE ME SHUDDER!"
"Why are you guys yelling?" Ashley asked.
"WE ARE RANTING ABOUT A VIDEO GAME THAT RUINED THE ENTIRE SERIES FOR US!" I yell.
"WELL, IT WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD GAME! I JUST HATED THE FACT THAT WESKER DIED!" Britt yells to me.
"WELL I NEVER ACTUALLY PLAYED IT, BUT I SAW WALKTHROUGHS ON YOUTUBE. WESKER WAS TOTALLY EPIC! HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CHRIS THOUGH. WELL, CHRIS IS OKAY, BUT LEON IS A TOTAL BADASS!" I rant.
"YEA, I USED TO BE A LEON FANGIRL, BUT WESKER IS BETTER!" Britt rants.
"I DISAGREE AND AGREE WITH THAT SENTENCE. I LOVE WESKER AS A BADASS SUPER VILLIAN, BUT NOT AS A FANGIRL. ITS VERY HARD TO EXPLAIN!" I continue to rant.
"Will you two please stop!" Ashley yells at us.
"For the love of Pyramid Head, shut up, Ashley!" I yell at her.
"You like Slient Hill?" Britt asks me.
"Well... I've played Silent Hill 2, and I've seen Silent Hill 3 walkthroughs online... I love Pyramid Head, but hes got issues with raping things..."
"Um, shouldn't we leave, or hide, or something..." Ashley asks.
I shrug. Britt shrugs.
"Yea, we should." Britt and I say at the same time.
"Jinx!" We say at the same time,
"Don't talk Britt, or you'll get punched." I say smirking.
"Wait, thats not how it works!" Britt objects.
"I disagree. Well... Maybe not. Its a game my old friends made up. If you talk while your jinxed, you get punched, but you can break the jinx by having someone say your name three times." I explain.
"Guys, lets go, please." Ashley is practiliy begging us.
"Fine, lets go." I say, jumping down the ladder.
Britt jumps down too. Ashley is a wuss, and she climbs down. We make a break for the door, and we shut it quietly behind us.
Ashley and Britt walk ahead of me. I stop walking, because somethings not right.
'You know somethings not right...'
'Shut the Hell up.'
'I am you. I'm that little voice in your head telling you someone is arooouuuunnnddd...'
'Oh yea, who is here? Wesker? Ha, you fag...'
'Look, I don't know who, but theres someone around...'
"Lex, you coming?" I hear Britt call.
I shake my head, and walk up the hall.
"Guys... I don't think we should stay here..." I say, catching up to Britt and Ashley.
As if on cue, a flash of burning spray hits all of us.
"SHHHIIIIIIITTTT! MY EYES! WHY IS ALWAYS THE GODDAMN EYES?" I hiss in pain, covering my eyes.
I hear a high pitched scream. I try to open my eyes, and see what was happining. A huge figure has two smaller figures over their shoulders.
"Oh no, you bastard!" I hiss, still trying to get through the grenade spray.
I run through the spray, trying catch up with the girls.
"Oh, I missed a brat." I hear a familer voice say. Its Krauser.
I run right at Krauser, still trying to ignore the extreme pain in my eyes. What am I doing? Being reckless. I'm being the retard once again lashing right out on the enemy. Great strategy, Lex.
"Bad move, kid." Krauser says, grabbing both my arms.
"Let me go, JACK ASS KRAUSER!" I say, saying something orginal. That was a pretty good insult, but Krauser thought otherwise.
"Oh man. You have screwed yourself in so many ways." Krauser says, hitting me in the head with his gun. WHERE DID HE PULL THAT OUT OFF? His ass? Ha, such a goooooddd insult...
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I awaken in a cell. Like the one Ashley was in. Well, Britt is in here too. I get up, and Britt runs right up to me. I don't see Ashley anywhere... Who cares?
"I heard that insult you said at Krauser. I would've laughed, if it wasn't for the situtation we were in."
"Haha.. Yeeeaaa... That sucked. Now, we'll be in here for hours..." I say falling on ground in disbelief.
"Yeeeaaa... What are we gonna do?" Britt asks me.
Awkward silence...
"Wanna make fun of people?" I ask.
"Uhhh... I guess so."
"I hate that Rebecca Black... Because of her and Justin Beiber, music is DEAD."
"I know... I love REAL music."
"Man, I love so many bands... Three Days Grace, The White Stripes, Breaking Benjamin, Slipknot, Korn, Skillet-" I am interupted, because Britt is now cowering behind me.
"Uhhh... Britt?" I ask.
"Theres an evil thing on the floor..." She says, pointing in front of me.
"Uhhh..." I look at the floor. Its a little black spider. Like, really tiny.
"Can you please kill it...?" Britt says.
I raise an eyebrow.
"You afraid of spiders?" I ask her.
"Yeeeaaa... Its ridiculous, I know... Just... KILL IT!" She says, pushing me a bit.
Wow. Shes really afraid of spiders...? Well, I am terrified of heights, and big and hairy spiders I can understand... But this tiny black spider...? Oh well.
I walk up to it. I kneel down and place my hand in front of it. It crawls on my hand. I really hate bugs, but this is so cute.
"It likes me." I say, turning around showing Britt the small spider in my hand.
It looks like she could be crying Anime tears.
"AHHHH! WHY DO HAVE IT IN YOUR HAND? EEEWWW!" Britt says, turning around.
I look at the small spider.
"If it makes you feel better, I'll let crawl through the cell bars. I'm not going to kill it." I say, walking past Britt, and let the spider crawl through the bars.
Britt sighs. "Well... At least its gone..."
"We are going to encounter the scariest of video game monsters, and your afraid of-"
"AHHH! SHUT UP!" Britt says, smacking me on the head.
I might as well have a Anime bump on my head, while crying Anime tears.
XX
Sooo... Yea. I decided to stay. You guys are the BEST. Better than my old friends... Thanks. Where is Ashley anyway...? Who cares? Also, I'll probably re-write almost the whole sequel, and make it waaayyy better. So, things will change, MAJORLY. Maybe some parts will stay the same, but everything else... CHANGED. So, read the old, crappy version while you still can. Britt? Would you act like that around spiders? I was just wondering... Byez.