"Now that I learned how to become a better farter, I'm ready to save the world!" Rosa exclaimed with a huge bassy fart, being back in Unova as she was at the entrance gate to Nimbasa City from the south, wondering if anything changed. "Hmm... things seem normal..."
"Maybe for you." A talking female Vanilluxe stated, speaking with her right face as her left face was frozen, quite literally.
"Whoa!" Rosa exclaimed as she let out a wet fart in shock, "A talking Vanilluxe!? I never thought I see that around here!"
"Yeah, it's not that far off from all the batshit insane things that take place in Pokemon." The Vanilluxe sighed as she got close to Rosa. "Arceus figured that you would be a good partner to hang around with, so here I am."
"Excellent! A new member to the team!" Rosa exclaimed as she took a look in her purse, frowning to see all her pokeballs gone. "D'oh... though it looks like I lost the rest of my team." She shrugged, letting out a higher pitched, trombone like fart. "Oh well! It's best to start over, anyway! Better out than in!"
"Thanks, Shrek." Vanilluxe sarcastically remarked as Rosa put two buns on the Vanilluxe, as a way to signify the difference between her and the other Vanilluxe roaming around at the speed of sound.