The Halo Randomness Adventure

by Neptin Shumabe

Just a random halo story i've made. About 2 boys named Josh and Kris who are both retarded and so is the narrator and sadly they go on an adventure. Rated T for strong language.

13. Chapter 13

The Halo Randomness Adventure

Chapter 13

Enjoy guys :D

They got dropped off by a pelican on the wasteland.

There was a cliff edge where Kris and Josh were.

Down in the cliff edge was the landed covenant carrier.

They both laid down on their stomachs and while they were scoping the area.

Josh said shockingly, "Kris, there's the Arbiter."

Josh turned to Kris and Josh said angrily, "Kris what the fuck are you doing?"

Kris was playing his 3DS.

Kris said, "I'm playing Nintendogs."

Josh said, "Turn the fucking thing off we have a mission to do!"

Kris started crying like a little baby saying, "But I don't wana! It's my 3DS.

Josh yelled out loud, "TURN IT OFF!"

Kris yelled out loud, "FINE BITCH!"

Then he turned it off.

They didn't realize but one of the covenant heard Josh and Kris.

The Arbiter heard it.