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I'm so sorry I haven't up dated in forever! Here is the very late Halloween chapter and I'm halfway done with real chapter.
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GirlUdontMessWith: Hello everyone! I know I haven't updated in forever but I had stuff going on. I Actually have a life outside of this show.
Voice from backstage (A.K.A Friendly Neighborhood Stalker): She has a life?
GirlUdontMessWith: *glares* Anyways, I'm here now for more answering of questions! But before I go on there is a new rule. Please only ask Qs in the reviews for when I do my next interview. Because you guys ask questions for every chapter and they kind of get overwhelming. Don't get me wrong I love your Qs it is all part of my idea for this! It is just I still have two pages full of Qs so please hold in your Qs until I put up an interview.
Okay! Now onto the show! But the setting of this stage isn't right for this time of the year! *snaps fingers and lights go off*
Audience: *start to panic*
GirlUdontMessWith: Come down! You're ruining the effect!
Audience: *calms down*
The lights come back on to reveal me missing and the stage walls are covered in dirt and blood and a window looks out into dark woods. The seats have been replaced with dark black couches with claw marks. A giant witch cauldron is in the center glowing green. Spider webs are all over the walls and furniture. A bat flies around the studio, and a crow perches itself by the witch cauldron. A cloud of fog is clinging close to the floor. A witch cackle is heard. Then the lights start flashing.
GirlUdontMessWith: *comes swooping down on a witch broom by the cauldron wearing a black dress with a purple corset and a black witch hat with a purple feather on my head, wear else would a hat go.* Isn't this awesome! *witch cackles* I love Halloween! I think I love dressing up in costumes way to much! Anyways, back to the show. I will be having a co-host! Everyone welcome someone who is just as crazy as me if not crazier! Friendly Neighborhood Stalker! Previously know as SuperMegaAwesomeHotNinja, The Trickster Queen, and PandasWithDeathNotes! I think she has commitment issues. *a shoes is tossed at me head* *I duck* Haha! *sock is drown in my open mouth* Eww! *spits it out and wipes tongue*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *yells from backstage* That's what you get!
GirlUdontMessWith: I could kick you out!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: I could break your arm!
GirlUdontMessWith: And anger issues!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Introduce me right! Here! *holds her hand out from backstage with a note*
GirlUdontMessWith: *grabs not and reads it* Everyone welcome the beautiful, talented, and future wife either-There is like a hundred names listed! Just get your a$$ out here!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Fine! *Walks out and Glares*
GirlUdontMessWith: What are you wearing?
One Hell Of A Stalker: A Alice in wonderland outfit Kuroshitsuji style? Or would you call it Ciel in Wonderland outfit? ANYWAYS That's not the point, Hello Peoples! Cheer for me or you'll suffer!
Audience: *Cheers*
GirlUdontMessWith: Sure, and you only cheer for me when I offer free food.
Audience: Yeah!
GirlUdontMessWith: JERKS! Anyways time to introduce out host- I mean SG characters. First up, Sabrina!
Sabrina: *walks in wearing a Roman Warrior costume* Hey! Happy Halloween!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Puck!
Puck: *walks in* Hello! Oh god not you! *looks at Friendly Neighborhood Stalker*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Don't worry I'm over you.
GirlUdontMessWith: What are you supposed to be Puck?
Puck: *mumbles something*
Sabrina: *smirks* Louder Puck!
Puck: Justin Bieber! It's all because of Marshmallow, OK? She went all adorable until I agreed to wear this horrid thing!
GirlUdontMessWith and Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *giggle*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: I-I Didn't even know they had a Justin Bieber costume...
Daphne: *walks on* They do! So I begged Puck to wear it
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *Rushes to Daphne* *puts hand to her forehead* Oh No! Daphne's come down with Bieber Fever! *Makes a cross sign with fingers* Stay back! Back I say!
GirlUdontMessWith: Ooookaaaay, no more sugar for you...
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: what's your costume Daphne?
Daphne: A marshmallow!...Your costume is weird...
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Nuh-Uh! ( fs71/300W/f/2011/140/c/1/ciel_in_wonderland_by_ ) It's from a show I've been watching-
GirlUdontMessWith: And obsessing…
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker:*Glares* -over, It's Black Butler!
Daphne: . . .
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Your not allowed to watch until your older...
GirlUdontMessWith: Yeah some stuff not for you yet and you didn't wait until we called you out!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Who cares!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I do! Next welcome Mustardseed!
Mustarseed: I don't want to be on this show anymore!
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Why not!
Mustardseed: You're scary enough without the Halloween thing!
GirlUdontMessWith: Friendly Neighborhood Stalker, can you please get his a$$ out here!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *Walks back stage* *Comes back out with an unconscious Mustardseed*
GirlUdontMessWith: What the hell?
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: You didn't say how to get him out here...
GirlUdon'tMessWith: *sighs* Okay, next! Red!
Red: *comes out wearing a her usual cape but in blue*Hi.
GirlUdontMessWith: Cool Red did not expect that.
Red: Yeah. *blushes*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Ooooh! Next Blue!
Blue: *comes in wearing his Little Boy Blue outfit in red* Hello!
GirlUdontMessWith: *smirks at Red and Blue* Yay! I'm now Cupid!
Puck: We don't need a reminder of that incident with Cupid's arrows! Well you can always remind Mustarseed! *smirks*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Henry.
Henry: *walks in wearing Kangaroo costume* I hate this.
GirlUdontMessWith: I love this!
Veronica: *walks in in a momma kangaroo costume and Basil dressed up in a baby kangaroo costume* Henry be good.
GirlUdontMessWith: That is a adorable!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: It is without the Henry! Next Granny!
Granny: *walks in in a nurse costume* Hello lieblings.
GirlUdon'tMessWith: My god that is disturbing!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: The hobo!
Girludontmesswith: Great! *sarcasm*
Hobo: *walks in covered in trash*
Henry: Oh god the smell! What are you anyways?
Hobo: I'm a trash man! Duh!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *Raises a metal bat*
GirlUdontMessWith: You can't hit the hobo!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Oh, yeah, right! 'Cause I was aiming at the hobo not Henry…
Henry: O_O Get her away from me!
GirlUdontMessWith: *Looks at the dude behind the camera holding the speech cards* Was there anyone I forgot?
Moth and Bro: *run out on stage* You forgot me!
Bro: No she forgot me!
Moth: No me!
GirlUdontMessWith: *facepalm* Okay, Moth I forgot you. Bro you didn't get ask a Q!
Bro: You can't not have me! Everyone loves me! I'm freakin' adorable!
GirlUdontMessWith: Fine both of you tell us your costumes.
Moth: Queen of Faerie!
Bro: The Crypt Master!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Is that everyone?
GirlUdontMessWith: No we have one more. Uh sno-snot! What? Not that? Then more your -beeeeep- hand off the word. Don't tell me what kind I'd language to use! You may be older, but I'm still you boss! Oh I can't use that type of language, but you can use that gesture! You quit! Okay! See if I care! A$$hole! To think that guy was my cousin!
Audience: o_O
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *picks up cue cards* Next is...Snow! *looks at GirlUdon'tMessWith* Not snot.
Snow: *walks out wearing a hippy costume* Hello everyone! Happy Halloween! I hope you don't mind I brought Billy with me! Oh Billy!
Billy: *walks out in hippy costume* -_- Why?
Bro: *is taking pictures*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Ooookaay, what are our Qs? I've lost my Q cards...
GirlUdontMessWith: Ah rookie. Out first guest is...LoonyMsLuna!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: HI LOONYMSLUNA!
LoonyMsLuna: Hi...
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Yea she's high on sugar..
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: She's also a friend...
GirlUdontMessWith: Now into the Qs!
LoonyMsLuna: Sabrina, how do you truly feel about Puck? Honest answers only.
Sabrina: Um... He is a special friend!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: What kind of special friend?
Sabrina: You're not the one asking the Qs!
LoonyMsLuna: What would be your favorite Daphne-ish word, if you had to chose?
Daphne: It's actually this new one I made from a word I heard GirlUdon'tMessWith say when she hit her toe. It's-
GirlUdon'tMessWith: *covers Daphne's mouth* Next Q please LoonyMsLuna!
LoonyMsLuna: But I didn't get an an-
GirlUdon'tMessWith: I want her favorite word to remain a mystery! Next Q!
LoonyMsLuna: Oh...Kay. Hobo, why do you always come here? Have you even read the books?
Hobo: Books? What books?
Everyone: *facepalm*
Hobo: I come here because GirlUdontMessWith has a cart of food in her dressing room also her robes are soft.
GirlUdontMessWith: You eat my food and use my robes!
Puck: You have a dressing room and I don't!
Hobo: *looks at me* Are you deaf?
GirlUdontMessWith: I'm gonna choke him!
Bro: I'll get the video camera!
Sabrina: No fighting! At least until out guest finishes asking Qs!
GirlUdontMessWith: Yes, we must remain professional.
Hobo: That shipped sailed long ago.
GirlUdontMessWith: That's it, he is dead!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: STOP IT!
GirlUdontMessWith and the hobo: *stop and stare at Friendly Neighborhood Stalker*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Say sorry for interrupting our guest and let her finish.
GirlUdontMessWith and the hobo: Sorry please continue.
LoonyMsLuna: My next question is for GirlUdontMessWith...
GirlUdontMessWith: Yay!
LoonMsLuna: I know you read Hunger Games and Maximum Ride and quite obviously Sisters Grimm but what other book/series do you like?
GirlUdontMessWith: Oh well Percy Jackson and the Olympians for sure! Uh, The 39 Clues, Septimous Heap though I haven't had the chance to read the new one, Inkheart trilogy, Land of Elyon, Witch and Wizard, the Underland Chronicles, Chasing Yesterday, Skeleton Creek, Reckless, Hero, Artemis Fowl, Tunnels, and I started reading the series The Gate Keepers and On the Run. I am also just now starting to read Harry Potter because I've been lazy. Though see all the movies.
LoonyMsLuna: Granny, have you ever made something that you didn't like?
Granny: No...I love everything I cook!
LoonyMsLuna: And my last one is for Puck
Puck: I have a feeling It's gonna be one of those questions...
LoonyMsLuna: Puck, how long have you like Sabrina. HONEST. ANSWERS. ONLY.
Puck: I was right. I liked her as a friend for awhile.
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: AHA! *Points finger at Puck* He Confesses!
Puck: W-what?
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Here is a basket full of imported chocolate, Paid for by GirlUdontMessWith
GirlUdontMessWith: WHAT!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker:*Hands Basket to LoonyMsLuna* What?
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Who gave you my check books!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Your bro gave some to me.
Bro: I gave you the checks? I don't seem to remember that…
GirlUdontMessWith: Bro. come here.
Bro: *runs and steps on Mustarseed while exiting*
GirlUdontMessWith: =.=' Ok anyways please welcom-What are you doing?
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *Is moving around the stage looking for something* I've seemed to have misplaced my Sebastian doll...
GirlUdontMessWith: *rolls eyes* Anyways, everyone please welcome Winn!
Winn: *Walks In* Hello! Well my first question is for-
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: I FOUND IT! *Holds up a Sebastian Plushie Doll
Everyone: . . .
Winn: *Ahem* My first question is kind of odd, It is for Micheal Buckly. Are you an everafter? If you are, which one.
GirlUdontMessWith: Well he would answer that but Friendly Neighborhood Stalkerand I had an...incident...with our video chat machine so we cannot contact him
One Hell Of A Stalker: I thought he blocked your invites...
GirlUdontMessWith: SHHHHH and no, we can tell you he is not an everafter
Winn: Mhmm...Well the Second also for Micheal. Does any of the SG characters know that you write the books about them and if so who?
GirlUdontMessWith: Well none of them knew until Friendly Neighborhood Stalker gave them the books...
Winn: Finally, for Sabrina. Are you gonna attack Micheal now that you know that he wrote about your kiss with Puck. It probably doesn't matter now because GirlUdon'tMessWith's little bro probably has it all over the internet but... thoughts?
Sabrina: I want his head on a stick.
GirlUdontMessWith: Morbid. Here are the chocolates I apparently paid for. *hands chocolate*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Next is Bigtimebooks!
Bigtimebooks: Hey! My first Q is for Sabrina, out of Truth or Dare, 7 Minutes in Heaven, and spin the bottle, which one have you played with puck or want to?
Sabrina: I have not played any with Puck and wouldn't want to. But if I had to chose I'll say Truth or Dare.
Bigtimebooks: Puck same as Sabrina.
Puck: Uh never played any of those games with Sabrina. I don't know what spin the bottle and 7 minutes in heaven is so if I had to chose it would also be truth or dare.
Bigtimebooks: Next Q is for Mustardseed.
GirlUdontMessWith: Bring me a bucket of water!
Dude from backstage: *brings GirlUdontMessWith bucket of water*
GirlUdontMessWith: *dumps water on unconscious Mustardseed*
Mustardseed: Ahhh!
Bro: *runs in with camera* I heard screaming! What happened!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: GirlUdontMessWith threw water on Mustarseed.
Bro: Man! I missed it! You guys have to call me when these things happen.
GirlUdontMessWith: Mustardseed, you have a Q!
Mustarseed: Great I'm all wet. A simple Mustardseed wake up or shaking my shoulder could have work! What's the Q?
Bigtimebooks: Mustardseed, will you marry me?
Mustardseed: *blinks* Um I don't really want it marry yet.
GirlUdontMessWith: Oh well to bad so sad! Next Q!
Bigtimebooks: Okay. Daphne do you like Justin Bieber if so how much?
Daphne: I love Justin Bieber!
Puck: Enough to make me dress up like him!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Kinda scary... *Hides behind couch*
Bro: Here's your chocolate! *hands chocolate to Bigtimebooks*
GirlUdontMessWith: Next is Cool-Bean82!
Cool-Bean82: Hello! My first question is for Red! You hung out! Give me deets!
Red: *blushes* Um...we went to the movies...
Blue: *blushes*
Cool-Bean82: Moth, you should date this one dude I know named Sammy. He's my friend. but he is annoying sometimes so you can have him.
Moth: Unless he is a king no! I will not date a peasant!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Snob! Cool-Bean82 here is your chocolate. *hands chocolate*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *Starts eating a basket full of chocolate*
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Can I have some?
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: No! *Glares*
GirlUdontMessWith: Meanie! Hey Mustarseed you haven't told us your costume.
Mustarseed: I'm a punk rock zombie. That, thanks to you, fell in water.
GirlUdontMessWith: I said I'm sorry what more do you want!
Mustarseed: You didn't say sorry.
GirlUdontMessWith: I just did!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: That is true.
Mustarseed: Lord, help me!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Next guest and last for now is...Rome!
Rome: *Walks* *Waves*
GirlUdontMessWith: Heeelllooo!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: What is your Question(s)?
Rome: GirlUdontMessWith, how do you get all these guys into your house? Don't your parents ever notice? *yells loudly* HEY! THERE IS A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN HERe GIRLUDONTMESSWITH' PARENTS!
GirlUdontMessWith: I moved into a studio and my other chappisodes were at my house when my parents were gone. Now they don't know a thing.
Bro: *pops up behind me* Unless someone calls them. They'll be here in an hour.
GirlUdontMessWith: S'hit! So we got an hour people! Please continue your Qs.
Rome: For every SG character, have any of you played W101?
Henry: I don't even know what that is.
Veronica: No.
Basil: No!
Granny: No.
Sabrina: No.
Mustardseed: Have be idea what that is.
Daphne: Tried to but-
Puck: It messed up GirlUdontMessWith's laptop.
GirlUdontMessWith: What!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Oh good I thought I did that. Which is why I took it apart trying to fix it.
GirlUdontMessWith: You will all die a painful death! *lights flash*
Bro: 50 minutes.
GirlUdontMessWith: You will all die a painful death in an hour!
Rome: Um… that was all my Qs.
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Oh here's your chocolate! *hands chocolate*
GirlUdontMessWith: Okay that was out last guest to ask Qs for today but don't worry if you weren't in, I will have everyone on here just you have to wait. Now for the Halloween Ending! Jack!
Jack Skellington: Did someone call me?
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Did she not just say Jack? *hugs Sebastian doll*
GirlUdontMessWith: Jack it's time for the end! *lights dim*
The Nightmare Before Christmas cast starts performing This is Halloween like they did in the movie.
GirlUdon'tMessWith: *pops up behind the cauldron* *says before kid* Tender Lumplings everywhere.
NBC cast: *pushes me out of the way and continues*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *makes her Sebastian Doll sing* Won't you please make way for a very special guy!
NBC cast: *pushes her out and finishes song*
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: I have to say I like Marlin Manson's version better...
NBC: *glares at GirlUdontMessWith and Friendly Neighborhood Stalker*
GirlUdontMessWith: Thanks everyone for watching! Now you guys always ask me Qs so your turn to answer. So what were you for Halloween and what did you do? I went Trick-or-Treating and I don't care how old I am and I wasn't a witch but a spider queen! Oh and Friendly Neighborhood Stalkerwas the inventor of the word chappisodes!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *smiles* I was a panda... Oh and I has a Q for the readers! Do any of you Watch Anime? :3
GirlUdontMessWith: And if any of you do Friendly Neighborhood Stalkerand I have a joint account where we invade animes. We are currently ruining the lives of the Black Butler cast.'
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: The account is QueenOfAnimeObsessions.
GirlUdontMessWith: That sounded like a advertisement...
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Yea...Anyways- FUCK WHERE'S MY SEBASTIAN DOLL?
Basil: Fu-
GirlUdontMessWith: O-O *Rushes over and covers Basil's mouth*
Henry: *glares* You two things are a bad influence to my children!
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *Is running around screaming profanities*
Puck: *Is holding the doll* This is what made her stop obsessing over me?
GirlUdon'tMessWith: Um I don't think you shoul-
Puck: It's just a stupid doll...
GirlUdontMessWith: Too Late...
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *Eyes glint evilly* WHAT!
Bro: *Runs Out* I gotta film this...
Puck: I said it's a stupid doll.
GirlUdontMessWith: Oh *beep*...
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Just a stupid doll? JUST A STUPID DOLL!
Bro: This is gonna be awesome...
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: YOU DARE CALL SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS 'STUPID'! *Attacks Puck*
GirlUDontMessWith: *Covers Basil's eyes*
Audience: O_O
Mustardseed: As his brother I should help him but I learned from this show never get in a fan girl's way or piss one off.
Sabrina: Did Mustarseed just say piss?
Henry: They are slowly turning him to the bad side.
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *Is standing over a bruised and broken Puck* Don't ever diss my Anime obsessions
GirlUdontMessWith: Ooookaaay then…
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: *hugs doll*
Sabrina: You do realize the cameras are still rolling?
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker & GirlUdontMessWith: Shit...
Henry: Another cuss w-
Hobo: Oh shut your pie hole!
Nov 01st 2011One Hell Of A Stalker: You shut your pie hole!
Bro: *still recording* This is gold!
Henry: Is this show over yet? I wanna leave, and if you say we just taking a break I'm going to kil-
Veronica: HENRY!
Hendy: Why does everyone stop me mid sentence but let's those two cuss!
GirlUdontMessWith: STFU!
Basil: Ss-too-fooo (STFU)
Veronica: OK It's time for basil's nap...
Henry: Now you get the baby out!
Veronica: *Glares*
Henry: I mean thanks for taking the baby for his nap...sweetie...I love you...*smiles*
GirlUdontMessWith: And I that note I say goodbye since my parents will be here in ten minutes.
Friendly Neighborhood Stalker: Bye and don't forget to review! *stands next to GirlUdontmessWith*
GirludontMessWith: Bye! *puff of smoke and appears and when it disappears but her and Friendly Neighborhood Stalker are gone*
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