TemaShika, Clouds
By Lix Lorn, the Eeveetrainer
(Set During the timeskip.)
"Hey, Shika. You here?" came a familiar voice. Shikamaru was lying outside his house, where she was staying, staring up at the clouds.
"Yeah." he replied simply. "…want to watch clouds?"
He could almost hear her rolling her eyes.
"Shikamaru?" she asked, sitting next to him.
"Yeah?" he said again, without looking.
"You can't take a hint, can you?"
"What do you mean?" he asked, raising a hand to trace patterns in the clouds.
There was the sound of a fan flashing through the air. All the clouds were blown away by brief, strong wind.
Shikamaru looked at her, starting to mumble 'Troublesome…'
"…Temari." he said.
"What?" she said crossly.
"You're leaning on your fan… naked."
"Yes. So?"
"Uh…."
"Well, the holding hands and the talking to you and STAYING WITH YOU didn't make you realise I liked you, so I thought sleeping with you would manage it."
"…huh. Let's try that."
Lulz XP Again, THANKIES to Felix the Eeveetrainer, for writing a ShikaTema for me! :D
What would be - even more - funneh, is if Shika's dad came out, right then…
"… Sorry, son… Darling, don't come out here!"
"What's going on?!"
"He's got a girl round…"
"WHO?! … Why is she naked?"
"I don't know… I told you not to come out here!"
Temari and Shikamaru both sit there, Temari blushing, and Shikamaru muttering.
…. Funneh XP
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