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Marshall, Lily, Ted, and Robin went to the reading of Barney's will. When they got into the large office of the lawyer, Lily asked Marshall
"Why didn't he ask you to draft up his will."
"I don't know?" Marshall said wondering
"Let's get to it shall we." The lawyer said and they all sat down in front of the huge mahogany desk. The lawyer started to read "This is the latest edition of my will and all other are useless." He scanned and said "Alright I'll have to skip the part about Weekend at Bernie's. Alright, aa" she scanned through the will looking for the next part, "Ah, here we are, "To my Mother, I leave two million dollars and my apartment. Love you Mom, enjoy!" The group looked at each other very surprised at the amount of money. "To my brother, James, I leave half of my suits, and to my nephew, one of my most precious possessions, wait-for-it, (person that's reading this actually wait for it or else I'll haunt you.)" and Ted leaned toward Marshall and said
"Now we know who wrote it."
The lawyer paused for a few seconds then continued "(person that reading this say it with much enthusiasm)"
"Yah, he totally wrote it" Marshall leaned in and said to Ted
"The Bro Code! Keep on being awesome bro." the lawyer said with enthusiasm and continued "Marshall and Lily, I leave you five million dollars for your kid's college and other kids and have in the future. I know Marshall never told you but he was afraid he couldn't afford it." The gang looked at each other in amazement and Robin asked
"Seriously! What did he do for a living!"
"It says here," said the lawyer
"WHAT!" the gang said eager to learn
"Haha, please," the lawyer read and they lost their eagerness and sighed, he continued "To Ted, who was my best friend, yah Marshall, he is. To my best friend, I leave the other half of my suits, and wait-for-it, The Playbook! You'll need it to pick up women now that your best friend can't be your wingman. To Marshall and Ted, I bestow unto you, wait-for-it, (person reading this say this with a lot of enthusiasm), my share in the Lusty Leopard Strip Club!"
"What!" asked Marshall and Ted wanting to see the will
"There's still one more section." The lawyer said and read the last part of the will "Robin, if your hearing this, I wish I could've told you myself. When I returned home from the business trip, (which I already signed up for before I knew about the baby) and I was going to tell you how much I love you and how much I would love to raise our child." Robin didn't know if she should believe him or not. The lawyer continued "You probably don't believe me, I just needed time to digest it, that's all. After that, I got preparations ready for us and our child. I was going to lead you to an beautiful apartment for us to raise our child in. Now, I leave it to you, it might still be under construction, depending on when you read this. It's at 70 Little West Street, Battery Park, along with twenty million dollars." They all looked at Robin and she's just sat there in amazement,
"Okay, seriously, what did he do for a living!" Lily said wanting to know
"haha, please" the lawyer read
"That's in Tribeca." Ted said and before he could finish Marshall said
"Damn was he loaded!"
"That's what I was going to say!" Ted said
Ted and Marshall decided to check out their new business venture a little later.
"Hi!" The owner came up to them and gave them a huge hug. Ted and Marshall both thought it was weird, a huge three way man hug in a strip club. "I'm Alan. So glad to have you here, I'm so sorry about Barney."
"How much did Barney own?" Marshall asked
"Half"
"Half!" asked Ted
"Well, with you two you each own a quarter!" Alan was overly happy and then said "Hi, Jasmine," to a passing stripper
"Oh my God!" Ted said in shock "That's Stripper Lily! Never actually saw her in person before. Wow, she does look just like Lily!"
"I know right!" Marshall said agreeing
A few days later Robin was sitting on the couch next to Ted and when she said
"I want to see the apartment."
Ted knew she was getting better and said "Certainly"
They went to the building with a doorman and an awning over the door. They went in and the man welcome them and tilted his hat to them. They walked into the beautiful lobby with glass walls and hardwood floors, a beautiful water fountain in the middle with a concierge desk to the left of it. Robin was amazed and Ted started to pick out the architectural gems. A man came to them from the concierge desk and said
"Ah, Ms. Scherbatsky, we've been expecting you! Come with me." The man went to the elevator with Robin and Ted behind him. The man motioned to the elevator attendant which button to push. He pressed the penthouse button. They arrived at two white doors with gold trims. The man opened the door to see a beautiful white hallway with some paintings on the wall. To the right was a beautiful terrace, overlooking Manhattan, which the sunlight poured into. Ted once again, started to pick out the architectural gems, as Robin slowly walked in in awe. Ted left to see the hallway again and Robin was just amazed, a maid came up to her and said
"Oh, Ms. Scherbatsky, you're ever more beautiful than Mr. Stinson described. Welcome, we've been expecting you!" Robin smiled and seemed to have a magnetic attraction to a room that had a big red bow on the door. She walked slowly and got close to the closed door when Ted came in and said with excitement
"Oh my God! You're neighbors are Caroline Kennedy and Robert De Niro!" Robin looked at Ted and said
"Look" and Ted went over to the door and Robin opened it. It was a whimsical yellow walled, naturally well-lit nursery with white carpets, with a small terrace across the room. All it needed was a baby. Robin and Ted walked in in awe, Robin looked at the beautiful crib and changing table, the happy zoo animal's on the walls smiled at her. All Robin could do was smile in awe, she ran hand across the animals on the wall. She saw a white dresser and matching stocked bookshelf, a toy chest was near a closet and then she saw a rocking chair next to the bookshelf and said,
"He was going to come back for us," and Robin looked down at her stomach, And Ted smiled, he didn't know what to say.
He woke up, he wondered where he was, it seemed like he was on a boat. He felt the waves he sat up in the bed and a white, brunette woman came in and said
"Hey! You're up! I was starting to think you were dead like all the others." And he looked around the cabin a little confused.