Kitty-sama: I don't own bleach, unfortunately.
Kitty-sama: jacks Renji's chili dog
Renji: but! You don't even eat meat!
Kitty-sama: so? I didn't say I was gonna eat it, did i?
Renji: then can I have it back?
Kitty-sama: no. throws chili dog away
Renji: what the hell?
Kitty-sama: just keep asking. We'll never tell you.
Rukia: here Renji, take my chili dog gives Renji chili dog
Renji: thank-
Rukia: jacks Renji's chili dog
Renji: again… what the hell?
Rukia: we're not gonna tell ya.
Ishida: would you like my chili dog, Renji? You know me. Gives Renji chili dog
Renji: yes I do, and I know you won't-
Ishida: jacks Renji's chili dog or at least, you thought you knew me.
Renji: this doesn't make any sense…
Kitty-sama: it's not supposed to.
Ichigo: welcome to my world, Renji.
Inoue: it's not nice to pick on other people, so I made Renji a special chili dog!
Renji: takes chili dog at least someone-
Inoue: jacks renji's chili dog
Renji: not you, too!
Kitty-sama: sut up you idiot!
Renji: did you just say sut?
Kitty-sama: yah I'm making fun of my friend, AF
Renji: is AF her initials?
Kitty-sama: in a way…
Renji: what do they stand for?
Kitty-sama: … Apple Fiend.
Renji: Apple Fiend?
Kitty-sama: long story.
Renji: I've got time.
Kitty-sama: she stole an apple from a hotel, so we decided to call her Apple Fiend, and that was her superhero name.
Renji: that wasn't long.
Kitty-sama: I'm not done. We have me, who is Psycho Bitch, which Jesse called me in science, god I hate that kid, anyways, and Femmy Boy, cuz someone sprayed perfume on buddy and he smelled like a girl for 3 days, and the Incredible Cheese Grater, Michelle, had a dream that Dumbledore went around grating harry potter's skin with a cheese grater.
Renji: wow…
Kitty-sama: still not done. There's the Ingenious Dr. Bendy Straw, who sucks your brain out with a bendy straw (ari) and finally, Hip Cat Daddy-o, cuz someone called Kaity that, and she scratches people's eyes out with her catlike claws. That's it.
Ichigo: you and your friends are crazy…
Kitty-sama: let's just do reviews…
Kitty-sama u pwn. Gin i love u (mi is not a rabid fangirl) hana u r so cute hugs
Now as a
moment of randomness... Ps. Sesshomaru is hott!
Aizen i hate u
Kitty-sama i want u 2
tie aizen up as a pinyata and tell yachiru he has candy in him
Next
i dare bya-kun to kiss kenpachi
-AngelHeart92
Kitty-sama: WhOO! I pwn!
Renji: …
Aizen: you should love me! I am god-
Gin: hits Aizen with 2x4 thank goodness he passed out, otherwise there would have been an at least thirty minute spiel on how he was god and deserved respect to the end of the earth.
Kitty-sama: that may just work ties unconscious Aizen up by legs and arms and hangs from ceiling at Yachriru's height Hey! There's candy in this piñata!
Toshirou/Momo/Yachiru: where!
Kitty-sama: right here. But you can only hit it with this stick holds up 2x4
Yachiru: me first!
Toshirou: no! Me!
Momo: …
Kitty-sama: since Momo's being a good girl, she gets to go first hands momo 2x4
Ichigo: whimpering in corner
Momo: whack I whack want whack my whack candy! Whack
Toshirou: my turn!
Momo: no little shirou!
Toshirou: gimme the stick, bedwetter momo!
Momo: drops stick itsygo! Lil shirou's calling me names!!
Ichigo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Small child!!
Toshirou: hey you fat bast-
Kitty-sama: glares
Toshirou: brat! Gimme my candy!
Yachiru: steals 2x4 cannnnddddyyyyyy!
Kitty-sama: well, the piñata company lied to me. All this is filled with is Aizen's flesh and blood. Too bad!
Yachiru: I want candy!
Kitty-sama: oh. Whoops. Wrong piñata! Throws real piñata into locky room
Yachiru/Toshirou/momo: RAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Dives into locky room.
Kitty-sama: locks door moving on…
Byakuya: okay!
Kenpachi: what's that kitty-sama? You say you have a surprise for me?
Kity-sama: oh it'll be a surprise alright! Leads blindfolded Kenpachi into studio
Kenny: what's that you say?
Kitty-sama: nothing
Byakuya: kisses Kenny very passionately on the lips I never would have done that if I wasn't dared to
Kitty-sama: that was a little too passionate for you have not wanted to do that…
Kenpachi: You and your rainbows and froo froo cherry flowers had better watch out, ya rat bastard!
Byakuya: runs in locky room and hides
Kitty-sama: don't worry. He'll be out soon
Byakuya: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! How could you let me go in there with those hyperactive monkeys?
Kenpachi: Run, flower boy
Byakuya: oh shit runs like hell
Yo
Kitty-taichou-sama!! xD You're show is doing really well!! I only
have 2 requests: That Hitsugaya-kun - Okay, fine. Hitsugaya-TAICHO
admits his undying love for me; and that he says more in future
episodes ) I love Hitsugaya-Taicho! GLOMPS Keep writting... er...
talking... er... doing watever you're doing Kitty-taichou-sama!! D
Also, Ichigo, yes u
are a strawberry. But that's unbelievably cute. and Abarai-san, u
make a pretty good looking pineapple... who else to talk to...
Mayuri... You freak the hell outta me!
-Kukino3
Kitty-sama: yo! It is, isn't it?
Toshirou: I wuv you kukino3! I wuv you so much that I wanna die wifout you!
Kitty-sama: he's had a little… okay a lot of sugar. But he still means it.
Ichigo: you mean… I could end up with a girlfriend?
Rukia: grrrrrrrr. Any girl who thinks about touching MY strawberry had better think TWICE!!
Ichigo: I love you too Rukia.
Rukia: glomps Ichigo
Ichigo: you do realize I was being sarcastic? She's not listening.
Kitty-sama: …
Ichigo: really though, about the girlfriend thing?
Rukia: itsygo! I wanna be your girlfriend.
Ichigo: turns red really?
Kitty-sama: obviously
Byakuya: HEY! STRAWBERRY! STAY AWAY FROM MY- OWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwww!!
Kitty-sama: don't think he'll be doing anything about it soon…
Renji: Same comment as Ichigo…
Kitty-sama: you don't need a girlfriend, Ren-chan! You've got me!
Renji: a poor substitute.
Kitty-sama: but a working one!
Mayuri: why thank you. Now will you be my test subject?
Nanao: hits Mayuri with 2x4 mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Kity-sama : I think she's an addict. And you can count on that!
Classic with the 2x4! I believe that Momo and Aizen should officially be blasted to the far away planet of Pluto(Yes, it is still a planet!) See ya soon!
-Sheepsama13
Kitty-sama: drags aizen's corpse into teleporter
Momo: Aizennnnnnnnnn! Leaps into teleporter
Kitty-sama: presses launch button
Renji: was it really that easy?
Kitty-sama: well you watched…?
I
love 24's! But why stop at that? How about 48's? or flamethrowers?
Ichigo, don't forget your fangirl repellent. It won't work on me
though! I will get you, Renji, and Byakushii! hehehehe...
P.S.:
Gin and Hanataro, you guys will forever be awesome.
-master62
Kitty-sama: flamethrowers PWN! But I can't give one to Isshin, cuz the last time I did that he had it backwards and he burnt all his hair off.
Isshin: that's they didn't label the front and back.
Kitty-sama: shouldn't the fact that you had to push the trigger have given you a hint that something wasn't right?
Isshin: I suppose…
Ichigo: what the hell are you doing here
Kitty-sama: this is my old Soul Society buddy, Kurosaki-taichou
Isshin: what is this taichou, or "Soul Society" you speak of. Is it a cool new game? Steps on kitty's toes
Kitty-sama: owwwwwww!! That hurt.
Isshin: I'll just go now….
Renji/Byakuya: cower in corner, glancing around often
Gin: HA!
Hanatarou: NATAROU!
I have a great idea! Put Inchanted beads on Ichigo, Byakuya, and Renji so everytime you say sit they fall to the floor!
-fluffylover119
Kitty-sama: Amazing! Puts enchanted beads on Ichigo, Byakuya, and Renji
Ichigo/Byakuya/Renji: huh? Oh well.
For
4 of July there should be lots of fireworks.
And also a hot dog
eating contest.
One question for Kitty-sama
Why did you write
Ulquiora's name in the poll 3 times? He's my favorite character and
he is the best.
-ErisedPandaGirl
Renji: chili dogs!!
Kitty-sama: it may or may not have something to do with me liking or not liking Ulquiorra…
Ulquiorra: TRASH!!
Grimmjow: translation is BITCH!!
Kitty-sama: damn right I am! Oh that reminds me, you have until Friday, July 18 for the poll.
Hanago: that's my birthday! Give me presents!
Kitty-sama: you'd be lucky to even get on the show.
Hanago: pweese?
Kitty-sama: just this once…
Renji: Now, tell me, what is this fourth of july thing?
Kitty-sama: that's right, you're all Japanese. You shoot off fireworks and do fun things in celebration of the US's Independence Day! And who is best for fireworks than our very own… KUUKAKU SHIBA!!
Audience: APPLAUSE!!
Kuukaku: thank you very much. Now I am going to shoot off fireworks for you, and you're gonna like it, whether you want to or not! Assisting me is the lovely-
Ganju: GANJU!!
Kuukaku: beats ganju I was gonna say yoruichi.
Yoruichi: And Kiske!
Kiske: attacks yoruichi and tickles
Kitty-sama: save it for later, you two.
Renji: chili dog.
Kitty-sama: he's excited for the hot dog contest. Ichigo, Renji, Rukia, inoue, and matsumoto will be competing. Ready, set, GO!
Seven Minutes Later
Kitty-sama: you official results, after this message from Radio Kon Baby!
Kon: Radio kon baby is looking for a co-host. Requirements include they must be female, she must be hot, kind, like hugging cute stuffed animals to her bosom, have at least a c cup-
Kitty-sama: smashes kon Ichigo ate 4 hot dogs, Rukia ate 8 hot dogs, inoue ate 22 hot dogs, matsumoto ate 23 hot dogs, and Renji ate 67 chili dogs. Renji is now in the hospital, and he resembles a fat pot belly pig. It's now 8 pm.
Kuukaku: Fireworks time!
Kitty-sama: well, it's about time to wrap up. It's 11 pm. Renji is throwing up chili dog, matsumoto is playing tag with her boobs, Toshirou and Yachiru are bouncing off of the walls, inoue is watching fireworks with her closest BFF Ishida, Rukia and Ichigo fell asleep next to eachother, and quite frankly look very cute, Yoruichi and Kiske have disappeared and I'm not in any rush to find them, and I'm laffing at Renji! Due to me being in texas, the next post will be on Friday, July 18th.
Ichigo: snoooore
Kitty-sama: pokes Ichigo.