61.) Make him spend a whole day[&Night] with Sakura.

I sat on Sasuke's porch, I knew he had no training today so my plan was to make him hang out with me, however I discovered he wasn't home after like 5 seconds so I sat down to wait. I played with a piece of string (STRING yer all jelly bitchez) in utter boredom for about 10 minutes before someone confronted me.

"Good morning, Nero, what are you doing?"

I looked up from my intense string playing-with-ness (that's SO a word), "Hi! 'Morning, Sakura-san~" I greeted, already my interaction levels began increasing.

She sat down and we had a very random chat about thinks I was the overlord of like Neons and cookies and slinkies and pandas and PINK, then who should show up? Sasuke Uchiha! Surprise surprise he IS still in this fanfiction!~

"Uh... why are you both sitting on my porch?" The Emo-King asked.

I was about to say something alog the lines of 'EMO-KING I'VE CAPTURED A WILD SAKURA! LET'S DISSECT IT!' just to shake things up, but apparently something in my brain just went, 'Oh fuck it!' and instead I whipped a pair of PINK handcuffs out of thin air and handcuffed Sasuke and Sakura's hands together.

"EMO-KING! AS YOUR LOYALLY BOTHERSOME... PERSON! I HAVE DECREED THAT FROM NOW UNTIL MIDNIGHT YOU MUST HANG OUT WITH SAUKRA!"

Sasuke gave me the wft face, but I think we've ALL gotten used to that by now.

62.) Make him spend a whole day[&Night] with Ino.

Sasuke arrived back home at midnight, I had finally unhandcuffed him and as he had to spend the whole day with Sakura instead of doing all the broody Sasuke-y things he had PLANNED to do today (silly Sasu-kun never plan anything when there's a Nero on the loose! No telling WHAT might happen!~) he was very tired. The small brooding Uchiha climbed into bed and turned out the light falling asleep immediately.

MEANWHILE~

I was sitting under Deidara's porch playing with the same string and leaning against a bag that totally didn't have a person in it just socks, waiting until he was asleep. After about three hours I finally figured he was asleep and dragged my body- uh... "socks"... out from under the couch and had to go through Sasuke's front door using the key (AT SOME POINT!) and dragged the "socks" to Sasuke's bedroom, slowly opening the door and creeping over to his bed loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

I dumped the bag onto the bed revealing that it had been Ino's body the whole time- she was asleep! I'd never actually kill anyone!... probably...- and not socks, I'm sorry, I know I lied to you all, I'm a horrible person.

I then proceeded to handcuff them together and wrote a note, leaving it taped to the wall.

Dear Miniature Itachi,

Don't be alarmed by the Ino in your bed, I just kidnapped her.

I was bored therefore as the Neon Overlord of Everything

you are commanded to spend the whole fucking day with her.

You're welcome!~

-With love, Jaxx Nero the Neon Overlord

(P.S. I'M AWESOME!)

63.) Replace his cloths with; "I [Heart] My Brother" and shorts that say "Smack it" .

Sasuke opened his closet to get some clothes, semi paranoid by this point that I'd show up AGAIN and force him to hang out with someone with something PINK. He looked at his "clothes"... somehow all of the clothing he normally wore was gone and replaced by a bunch of random Neon coloured T-shirts and short shirts,

Sasuke pulled the first out, a neon green T-shirt reading 'I [Heart] My Brother' in big bold PINK letters. He pulled out another item, these were a pair of black booty shorts reading 'SMACK IT!' in neon blue and purple letters.

After pulling out all of the clothes Sasuke found they were all thesame, at the back of the closet was a little note.

YOU NEEDED A WARDROBE CHANGE, EMO-KING! ;)

- Jaxx Nero the Neon Overlord

64.) Give him a Itachi Plush for his birthday. Bonus, If Itachi finds it.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASUKE-KUN!" I shrieked, shaking Sasuke, who was innocently eating at his table.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" he demanded, pushing me off.

I sniffed, "I... I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday!"

He sighed, "Fine, thank you, it has been wished, now leave!"

"YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR PRESENT FIRST!" I ordered like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"You got me a present?" he asked.

"OF COURSE!" I thrust a large green box in his face.

Sasuke hesitantly took the box, shook it a few times, maybe checking to see if it was a bomb or something but ended up opening it anyways, "... Wow, Nero..." he rolled his eyes as he pulled out the Itachi plushie.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I LOOKED TO FIND THAT FOR YOU!" I demanded, "and oh, BY THE WAY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TOMORROW IS?!"

"Uh... no, what?" he questioned.

"MY BIRTHHDAY!"

"What?"

"Yeah, since it's apparently your birthday- July 23rd- even though its snowing as I write this fanfiction to keep fangirls from murdering me that means that tomorrow must be July 24th, MY BIRTHDAY!"

"... wait! Wait! Wait!... lets go back to the 'fanfiction and murderous fangirls' part!"

65.) Give him a Naruto Plush for Christmas. Bonus, If Naruto finds it.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS, EMO-KING!" I screamed, throwing a red present box in his face "EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SOMEHOW YOUR BIRTHDAY LIKE FIVE SECONDS AGO, I'M POSITIVE ITS NOVEMBER, AND THERE'S NO SANTA OR NUFFIN, IT STILL FUCKING CHRISTMAS!"

Sasuke picked up the box, he was beginning to learn not to question these things. He opened the box, "Great, a small felt doll made of Naruto (WHOOPS! KEYBOARD DERP!) that looks like Naruto... just what I've always wanted..." he said with ample sarcasm.

"IT'S A NARUTO PLUSHIE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" I corrected.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

"Stay here like a good Nero while I get the door!" he ordered and opened the door.

Speak of the devil, it was Naruto.

"Hey, Sasuke, I came to- what the crap is that..?" Naruto pointed to the Naruto plushie strategically planted in Sasuke's hand.

Sasuke's face turned red, he threw the plushie away, "Well... uh... you see... Nero..."

'Good luck weaseling your way out of this one, Sasu-kun~'

HEY! I apologize 80 BAZILLION TIMES for not updating... no its not because my PC crashed... or because I exited without saving... or even because I wasn't online... I just procrastinated... have an Apology Panda!

BY THE WAY, we've declared my couch a sovereign nation, it is the People's Republic of Canadia and I'm the dictator... we also have a Vice Prez without an actual president, our population consists of cats and the Capital city is the middle cushion, we have our own flag, anthem and currency too! WE'RE COMMIES~ :D

Yer jelly of this awesome Konigsberg approved nation!