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(Since Xemnas is going to write SUPER bad because of his memory loss I'll just type out what he's actually saying because you'll be SUPER confused except for the beginning though!)
Dear MANLEE SOOPR MEGAH journal UTRAH DEELUX,
I've been feeling…Strange lately….If that's even possible. I can't seem to focus anymore. When I began to write this I started using the eraser of my pencil, I don't know what's going on.
Oh and today I found a strange dog at my office door…Or was it a cat? Anyway whatever it was, it was very fat and it was mooing at me…Or was it meowing?
My butt really hurts…I mean my elbow I mean my finger nail, no it's my nose hair! UGH! I can't remember what it's called! It's the top part of your body where your brain is I think, or is it where your foot is?
Journal MANLY if only you could help me… Oh and today Zexion and Michael Jackson were in my office snooping around. I think they found my journal MANLY… Wait did I say Zexion and Michael Jackson? I meant Ursula and Captain Hook…No! Opera and Dr. Phil! UGH my memory is so bad! I can't even remember who went in my office!
Well journal MANLY I think I need a speaker -no a trampoline- no it's called a…Nap! Yeah a nap I really need one now.
SpongeBob told me to go to the Krusty Krab today… No it was the hospital… Yes SpongeBob told me to go to the hospital. Wait SpongeBob? No it was Mufasa… Wait hold on it's…AH! Saix! Yes! Saix told me to go to the hospital! But what is a hospital? Is that the place to lose weight? No that's a restaurant. No the bathroom… UGH I CAN'T REMEMBER!
Maybe I should listen to him, or her, or it I can't even remember who Saix is…What is a Saix? What does it do? I shall find out…
Happy Valentine's Day journal MANLY!
Or is it Easter?
No… It's GOOD BYE!
Poor Xemnas...Thank you for reading and reviewing! Cookies! (::) (::) (::)