Me - Yes! Yay! Woo! :D Yahoo! Whoopee! Super!
Phineas - Wow Kate, what's got into you?
Me - Its summer!
Phineas - Er, no its not.
Me - Is too! Where I live anyway…
Phineas - Where do you live, anyway?
Me - In the UK.
Ferb - *Eyes widen* You live in the UK?
Me - *Laugh* Yes Ferb, I live in the UK. And come on everyone, Sing with Me!
Me and Phineas -
There's one-hundred and four days of summer vacation,
and school comes along just to end it.
Isabella - So the annual problem for our generation,
Is finding a good way to spend it.
Like maybe ...
Phineas and Ferb - Building a rocket
or fighting a mummy
or
.
Discovering something that doesn't exist,Phineas : Hey!
or giving a monkey a shower .
Vanessa - Surfing a tidal wave
,
Creating nanobots,
Or
locating Frankenstein's brain.
Phineas: It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird,
Phineas -
Or driving our sister insane
.
Candace: Phineas!
As you can see,
Me and Ferb - There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us,
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us,
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Candace:
Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!Me - Cool!
Me - First dare is for Baljeet and Buford, you must kiss each other... for 2 minutes... O_O
Baljeet and Buford - O_O *Buford walks over to Baljeet and starts kissing*
…...
….
….
…
Baljeet - *Coughs* Oh please use mouth wash next time
*Buford punches Baljeet*
Baljeet - Ow -.-
Me - xD Ferb, kiss Pelly.. Perry, you must watch.
Ferb - O_D
Perry - No!
Me - *gritted teeth* Ive got a whip, which I can use!
Ferb - Erm, Ok. *picks up Pelly and kisses fully on lips -I mean beak-
Pelly - Why Ferb, I…. ^^
Ferb - xD *Strokes Pelly*
Perry - *growls at Ferb and balls hands into fists*
Ferb - Ok, ok, I get the message, It was only a dare.
Perry - *Relaxes*
Me - Now we gotta tell everyone our most embarrassing secret.
Phineas - I come from Mexico and my real name is Dorito
Ferb - I pick my nose :D
Isabella - I wear this dress everywhere as it is the only piece of clothing ive got apart from my fireside uniform and my pajamas
Perry - This fur is a costume.
Pelly - I fancy myself a popstar and have imaginary concerts every Friday.
Me - I have a Dora the explorer diary which I've had since age five and refuse to put it in the bin. I also still write in it.
Dr D - I make all of my back stories up
Candace - I once went to the psychiatrist because Mom thought I was crazy because I was sleepwalking and talking about the boys and busting.
Jeremy - I got my zipper stuck in a motorbike.. And had to walk around like it all day..
Vanessa - I once walked around town all day with a mime following me
Baljeet - I walked around town with a mud stain on my pants because I slipped and fell and everyone laughed because they thought the mud was something else...
Me - Oh god. Dragonaqua I am going to kill you virtually when I PM you :D
Ferb, act like a girl :3
Ferb - does that include a dress and stuff?
Me - I guess. Go To the theatre 1 floor up and get girl clothes and shoes ,ok ? Ive got Phinderella's wig.
Ferb - *Sigh* Ok.
*Ferb goes out*
Me - *Deep Fake Voice* Five minutes later
*Ferb comes in in a long blue dress with big white lilies and blue ballet pumps*
Me - xD Hi Fern
Ferb ( Fern) - *Girl voice* Oh Heyy! I'm new here, What's your name? Does My butt look big like this?
Me - Candace, destroy your cell phone
Ferb - *Girl voice* why does she have to do that? Do I have to? Won't it be dangerous? -_-
Me - its for a dare. No you don't. Yes it is dangerous.
Candace - Meep! No!
Me - Meep yes! *Hands mallet*
Candace - *anime sweat drop* Uhhm..*cries*
Me - O_D Freaky! ^
Candace - *Drops Mallet onto phone*
Me - She did it! Now in slo mo!
*Video of Candace dropping the mallet in slo mo pops up*
Ferb - *girl voice* I cant believe you did that girl! A girl's friend is her phone! :o
Candace - I know! *sob*
Me - Baljeet, eat the most disgusting thing you can think of. Without Puking
Baljeet - Ah, Ok…. worms?
Me - Coming right up!… FERB COOK THE WORMS :D
Ferb - *girl voice* Ewww that is like, so disgusting! I am soo not cooking a worm, like.
Me - Oh ok sassy pants!
Jeremy - Hey, ah, I can cook worms.
Me - Ok! Get Cooking! Annnnnnnnnnd while le wormz are cooking, excuse me for a moment!
*Starts breakdancing and saying 'my name is Kate and you'll do what I say, Woop Woop!'*
Ferb - *Normal voice* Oh god.. Your gonna kiss me.
Me - actually, yes I am , later on in the chapter. And sorry I just felt like doing that. AND FERB USE YOUR GIRL VOICE! *Whips*
Ferb - *girl voice* Ow! *Looks as if is about to cry*
Jeremy - The worms are done!
Me - Ok! *Takes worms and puts on plate* Here you go Baljeet, this is uhh, spaghetti!
Baljeet - But you said they were wor..
Me - EAT THE SPAGHETTI! :C
Baljeet - A-ah , Ok. *Eats* These are chewy and muddy.
Me - Yes, yes they are.
*Artemis Fowl the mastermind walks in*
A. F the mastermind - Ooh! Spaghetti! *Eats*
Everyone minus Baljeet and A.F the mastermind - NO WAIT! :O
Baljeet - But its spaghetti….. *Eats* OMG THEY'RE WORMS! *Tries not to puke* Oh My! oh my oh my oh my!…
Me - Ok, don't hurt yourself!
Buford, you can't beat up or get angry at anyone for a whole day.
Buford - :C Aww! Why?
Me - *Bares Teeth* I've still got that whip!
Buford - Ahh Fine! What are you gonna do If I hurt Dinnabell and his sissy friends anyway?
Me - Whip you. And since you are being mean now and you punched Baljeet earlier, I've got a surprise.
Buford - What? Buford like surprises! What is it?
Me - *Whips Hard*
Buford - Ow!. That ain't a surprise, loserrrrr! *Picks me up by t shirt hem*
Me - *Whips* Bad dog! Down!
(Buford Puts Me Down*)
Me - Phineas and Ferb, you have to ask a total stranger of the street or on on a date.
(Phineas's Eyes Go Wide)
Phineas - Is the person who sent this dare high on sugar and soda?
Me - Nope. The person on a sugar high is Dragonaqua. This person is MissyMeghan3
Phineas - Oh ok. C'mon Ferb. :C
Me - Fine by me. LordryuTJ I know you didn't say you were gonna sue me, but I had to convince Phineas and the gang somehow.. ;) And how's the mind reader going?
A.F the mastermind - She actually is doing well..
Me - Aww, what's wrong? You mad because you know who dated Frannie?
Isabella - *Nod*
Me - And now, welcoming, Mizzgirlygirl0 !
Mizzgirlygirl0 - Hi everyone!
Everyone - Hi!
Mizzgirlygirl0 - Ok Isabella why do you like pink so much?
Isabella - Its just a cute colour for a girl.
Mizzgirlygirl0 - Phineas why is you soo Clueless like?
Phineas - Clueless? About what?
Mizzgirlygirl0 - *Rolls eyes* (To Isabella) Is he always like this?
Isabella - Yes, Yes he is.
Mizzgirlygirl0 - Seems annoying. What's yall fave dance move? Phineas - The chicken thing! *Phineas starts acting like a chicken* it's a genuine move!
Ferb - My nose spin! *Spins on nose*
Isabella - The moonwalk! RIP Michael Jackson!
Perry - I like the moonwalk too
Pelly - The wave.
Me - Moonwalk!
Dr D - I like disco dance moves
Candace - I like ballet.
Jeremy - I like the toe drag.
Vanessa - The head Bang
Buford - The Head Bang.
Me - Yeah, and just so you know, the chicken thing IS a genuine move :D I learnt it in one of my friends dance lessons! True story!
Mizzgirlygirl0 - Ok.. Umm.. XD Read this Kate, Ferb will hate it xD
Me - ok. *Reads* OH HOLY BUTTERBALLS! WHOO! *Starts Breakdancing*
Ferb - OH great. Just what I Need!
Me - *Whips* Naughty boy! YOU MUST KISS ME! NAO! NAO! For Ten Minutes! :D
Ferb - *Sigh* Ok…
Me- Yay! Hows the mind reading going?
A.F the mastermind - DON'T YOU DARE LIKE! *Bares teeth* Oh good girl its stopped J
Me - KISS ME NAO FERB! NAO!
Ferb - Ok ok! *Walks over to and kisses*
…...
…...…...…...
Ferb - Ten minutes of kissing. Whew..
Mizzgirlygirl0 - Well.. I guess I'm going..
Me - Ok, Bye then!
Mizzgirlygirl0 - Buh Bye!
Me - Bye. Now Phineas marry Isabella again
Isabella + Phineas - :D YAY!
Me - Ok, well , lets get changed…
(Five minutes later we come out in wedding outfits)
*Isabella starts walking down the aisle*
(A few moments of nervous but happy walking later)
Random girl Person - Do you, Isabella Garcia May Shapiro take Phineas Matthew Flynn to Be your lawful wedded husband?
Isabella - I do! J
Random girl person - And do you, Phineas Matthew Flynn take Isabella Garcia May Shapiro to be your lawful wedded wife?
Phineas - Umm, Yeah!
Random girl person - Say it properly, Mr Flynn!
Phineas - Oh. *Blush* I do!
Random girl person - Good. You may now kiss the bride, Mr Flynn.
*Phineas and Isabella kiss*
…
(Five minutes later Phineas + Isabella are still kissing)
Me - *Waves hand in front of Phineas's Face* Uhm, Hello?
*Phineas stops kissing* What? :C
Me - *Whispers* You gotta divo- oh wait a hologram message! Carry on kissing for a moment!
(Comment person flashes up on screen) Hi Phineas, hi Isabella. Listen, one of the dares on here is for you to divorce. DON'T DO IT! PLEASE!
Isabella - :O Don't divorce me Phineas!
Phineas - *Bites lip* it's a dare. I've got to. Isabella..I.. I.. I can't do it! I can't divorce the girl of my dreams! *Cries* Why are you making me divorce her! :'(
A.F the mastermind - Do It! *Slams whip onto Phineas's hand*
Phineas - *Cries* Ok. *breath* you have *breath* got to *Breath* get rid of *Breath* that whip.
Me - If I get rid of the whip will you divorce her? For this chapter only? Next chapter you can get back together?
Phineas - *Bites lip* O-ok. Isabella .. I-I divorce you. For this chapter only.
Isabella - *Sobs* O-Ok.
Me - *Throws whip out of window* Dr D, admit you are a 78 year old Norwegian woman.
Dr D - No!
Me - *Grits Teeth* Do it or I'll get Perry to kick you where it hurts. Very, Very hard.
Dr D - *Face goes pale* ok. I-I'm a…
Me and Perry and Pelly - A What?
Dr D - A 78 year old Norwegian woman….
Me - *Cracks Up*
Perry and Pelly - *Cracks Up*
Phineas + Isabella - *Sniffle*
Me - Ok, Phineas, Ferb I need your help.
Phineas - *Sniffle* With what?
Me - I need you to dig a hole. A deep hole.
Phineas - *Sniffle* Ok. You'll all have to stay out of the room for a bit
Ferb - *Nod*
Me - Ok!
*Everyone minus Phineas and Ferb walk out into another room*
Me - So, Candace, how long does it take for Phineas and Ferb to build something?
Candace - About five minut- (Cut off by Ferb)
Ferb - WE'RE DONE!
Candace - *Slits eyes* Oh look, they're done.
*We all walk back in*
Me - *Whispers* Perry, you've got to hide in the hole till the cast find out you're missing. Then the cast will rescue you using a magic school bus.
Perry - Um, Ok? *Jumps in hole sneakily*
Phineas - Hey, not to sound too typical, but where's Perry?
Me - Ok, we'll have to look for him. GO GO GO!
(Five minutes later)
Phineas - That's just great! I lost my wife because I had to divorce her, and now I lost Perry too :C
Gretchen - Oh hey look! He's lost in this big, random placed hole! How are we going to get him out?
Me - Magic school bus! We can build a magic school bus!
Phineas - *Sniffle* If it would work…
Me - It will! Phineas & Isabella, can you go looking for any pieces of metal that could be useful?
Isabella - Sure thing. *Runs out with Phineas*
Me - Dr D, you're good at finding stuff for your inators, can you find me a yellow bus and a wheel?
Dr D- Ok.
Me - Ferb: can you get me a box and some black and white paint?
Ferb - Ok!
(Dr D comes back in)
Dr D - Here you go! The bus needs painting but it would work.
Me - Ok thanks. *Dials number* Hi Ferb!
Ferb - Sup?
Me - Get some yellow paint too please.
Ferb - Ok.
Me - Dr D, go get Ferb's welding tool from his room. You can weld the wheel in.
Dr D - No need, I got my own welder.
Me - Ok, weld then! Pelly - I need Fairy Magic.
Pelly - Ok.
Me - *Starts doing electrics*
(Ferb walks in)
Ferb - I got the box and paint!
Me - Good. Start painting the bus yellow please!
(Ferb starts painting)
(Phineas and Isabella walk in)
Isabella - We found some metal that could be used as a crank for some rope to get Perry out
Me - Good. Can you weld the metal into a crank?
Phineas - Sure! *Welds*
Ferb - I'll go get the rope! *Runs out*
Me - *Finishes Electrics and starts welding box to front of bus*
Dr D - I'll write 'school bus' onto the box!
Me - Ok! *Starts pumping wheels up*
(Ferb walks back in)
Ferb - Here's the rope!
Me - Phineas and Isabella can wind the rope around the crank!
Phineas and Isabella - Ok! *Starts winding rope*
Ferb - *Starts wiring the crank up to a button inside the bus*
(Pelly walks in)
Pelly - Here's the fairy magic!
Me - Thanks. *Puts Magic into engines*
Pelly - *Finishes off painting *
Ferb - *Finishes Wiring*
Me - We need seats!
Gretchen - I'll get them!
Me - Ok! Ferb we need the remote you use to drive cars.
Ferb - Ok. *Hands remote8
Me - Thanks. *Welds remote near steering wheel*
(Gretchen comes in)
Gretchen - Here you go!
Ferb - *Welds seats in*
Me - Its finished! *Hops in bus followed by everyone else* Ok Perry a rope is coming now *Pushes crank*
(Perry grabs onto rope and gets pulled out)
Me - Yeah and we can redo if you want.
Phineas + Isabella - *Sniffle and hangs head*
Me - *Concerned* Aw you're real upset about the divorce huh?
Phineas + Isabella - Yeah..
Me - I think this'll make you happy though..
Phineas & Isabella - *Sniffle* No it won't
Me - *Whispers* You get to make out for half the chapter :3
*Phineas + Isabella's faces light up*
Phineas & Isabella - YAY! :D
Phineas - Thank you!
Me - Don't thank me, thank Comment Person :3
Phineas and Isabella - THANK YOU COMMENT PERSON :D
Me - Well c'mon, kiss! *Phineas and Isabella kiss*
Me - Ok, Buford take Ady- OMG THERE'S A TERMINATOR!
(The terminator ignores us and goes to Doof)
Terminator - Exterminate!
(Terminator burns Dr D to a crisp)
Comment Person - Haha Doof!
Me - Buford take Adyson on a date - but use mouthwash.
Buford - Ok. *Sprays mouth*
(Adyson walks in)
Buford - C'mon Adyson, time for a date.
(Adyson clasps her hand together)
Buford - So, what do you wanna do?
Adyson - What about that beach restaurant? We can eat and watch the sunset.
Buford - Sounds like a plan.
(Time skip to the restaurant)
Buford - (To the waiter) I want the spaghetti bolognaise. What would ya like Ady? I'll pay ;)
Adyson - I want- Oh! Look at the chocolate fountain! We can have strawberries dipped in chocolate!
Buford - Mmmm! Yeah that sounds nice. Cancel the spag bol, waiter, I need a chocolate fountain with strawberries, stat.
Waiter - Ok!
(Buford gets the chocolate fountain and sits next to Adyson on the beach)
Adyson - Wow! Isn't this a pretty sunset!
Buford - Yeah. But you know what's better?
Adyson - No. What?
*Buford Kisses Adyson on lips*
Adyson - *speechless* Why Buford.. that's lovely.. ^^
*Buford and Adyson come back from the date*
Me - Enjoy?
Adyson - Yes! ^^
Me - Well, Phineas & Izzy are still making out xD
Adyson - Wow they don't wanna stop!
Me - I know! And we can redo too Comment Person. Ferb take someone on a date, but not a taken girl.
Ferb - ok! *Walks over to Vanessa*
Vanessa - Taken.
Ferb - *Walks over to Gretchen*
Gretchen - *Eyes shine*
Ferb - Want to go on a date?
Gretchen - Yes! Uh, I mean ok, fine!
Ferb -*Laugh* Where'd you wanna go?
Gretchen - Well, what about the Sugar sweet Ice cream and milkshake bar?
Ferb - Say no more! *Ferb & Gretchen walk off with arms linked*
(Time skip to the Sugar sweet Ice cream and milkshake bar)
Ferb - What flavour?
Gretchen - Actually *Giggle* Can we share?
Ferb - Ok! You pick the milkshake, And we can both pick a scoop of Ice cream.
Gretchen - Ok! *Takes Glass and fills it with chocolate milkshake*
Ferb - *Puts scoop of mint ice-cream on top of milkshake*
Gretchen - *Puts chocolate brownie ice-cream next to mint ice-cream *
Ferb - You sit down, I'm just getting something. *Grabs two liquorice sticks from jar on counter* *Sits with Gretchen*
Gretchen - What are the liquorice sticks for, Ferb?
Ferb - it's a surprise! *Winks*
Gretchen - *Starts drinking Milkshake*
Ferb - *Puts a straw into opposite side , then drinks, with his nose touching Gretchen's*
Gretchen - *Dreamily* Is the liquorice for now?
Ferb - Yes, yes it is! LIQUORICE RACE!
(Ferb and Gretchen chew the liquorice, meeting in the middle with a sticky liquorice kiss)
Ferb - Oh, you've got some ice cream on your cheek, let me get it *Kisses cheek as sucks off ice cream*
Gretchen - *Blushes* Well we better get back
Ferb - Sure. *Links arms with Gretchen and goes back*
Me - Hey Both. Enjoy the date?
Ferb - Yup!
Gretchen - Yes!
Ferb - We can redo it too, comment Person .
Me - And sorry, Phineas and Isabella are divorced now. *Sniffle from Phineas* but they are still kissing.
Gretchen - IloveFerb has a new poll! Check it out!
Ferb - And check out her new story too! Family surprises Family troubles!
Me - Please review!
Byeee!
*Camera fades on Phineas + Isabella, still kissing.
Me - Oh don't be such a fuddy duddy kid! Now go! *Whips*
(Phineas and Ferb leave)
Jeremy - But how do we know if they will really do it?
Me - I've set camera's up in the studio and on every inch of the streets. If they don't do it we can show them the evidence and we'll whip their sorry butts!
Now lets check that camera!
(Outside on the street)
Phineas - *Sees cute girl* Heyy! Will you go on a date with me?
Girl - *Laugh* Aww, cute kid. But I'm like , Fifteen and you're like, 8.
(In the FF.N Studio)
Ferb - (To Hotpink Jellybean) Wanna go on a date?
Hotpink JellyBean - Meh, ok.
(Ferb comes into the studio with Hotpink Jellybean)
Ferb - I wasn't supposed to go on the date in real?
Me - I don't know. But If you do, MissyMeaghan3 can tell us and you'll go on a date with Hotpink. And Phineas with a random girl.
Ferb - Cool.
Me - But we've still got to check the camera to see how Phineas is doing!
(On the street)
Phineas - *sees another cute girl* Hi! Would you like to go on a date with me?
Girl - *Swoon* You're Phineas! THE Phineas! The Phineas who makes stuff. With Ferb!
Phineas - Yes, yes I am.
Girl - Oh, I'm definitely going on a date with you ^^
Phineas - That's cool. Come with me madam.
Girl - Ok!
(Phineas and a random girl walk into the studio)
Phineas - Hi Kate!
Girl - OH! You duped me! You've got a girlfriend! (Goes to leave)
Phineas - Wait!
Girl - What?
Phineas - What's your name?
Girl - Frannie. Oh wait! *Gives Phone number* Call me when you're free. ;)
Phineas - Ok! Will do! ;) *Whispers to audience* Not.
Me - Ferb, go get me the mind reader again!
Ferb - On it! *Runs out*
Isabella - What's the mind reader for?
Me - Oh, nothing…
(Five minutes later)
Phineas - I'm bored.
Candace - Me too.
Me - Brb. (Goes to find Ferb) WHERE ARE YOU, YOU HEART MELTER WITH GREEN HAIR! HURRY UP AND COME BACK! PHINEAS IS BORED AND THAT MEANS TROUBLE AND PEANUT BUTTER! HURRY UP!
(Comes in)
Phineas - Did you find him?
Me - No.
Phineas - Can we build something? Please?
Me - No, you can build later.
Buford - Where is he, the little green haired annoying….. *Makes punching motions*
Me - Hey! Don't speak about Ferb like that!"! *Whips* Stop being mean too!
(Ferb comes in)
Buford - Oh Freakin' Finally! You tortoise!
Ferb - *Eyes cast downwards* Sorry.. It went missing..
Me - Its okay , you got it now. Stupid Buford for being mean. *Whips Buford*
Ferb - *Giggle* Haha! :P
Me - Ferb, put the mind reader on you know who.
Ferb - Okay! :D *Puts mind reader on Isabella*
Isabella - *Mutters under breath* How did I know?
Me - Ok, are you ready for this?
Isabella - *Sigh* Yes.
Me - You sure?
Isabella - Yes.
Me - Ok.. Don't have a heart attack…
Isabella - Ok…
Me - You've got to hate Phineas for the rest of the day.
Isabella - WHAT! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! D:
Me - Told you you'd have a heart attack.
Isabella - What Happens if I start liking you know who?
Me - Guess.
Isabella - Whip?
Me - Duh. Now, I need someone to keep an Eye on the mind reader while I do the dares and questions.. You are only allowed to think about you know who if there is a dare involving you and him.. Understand..?
Isabella - Yeah.. :C
A.F the mastermind - Hey,I could check the mind reader for ya.