Frozen Randomness, One-Shots, and Letters (Oh, My)

by Breathing in Poison

In which the members of Frozen write letters to FanFiction, share one-shots, and sometimes act off their rocker. "Elsa?" "Yes, Anna?" Does your sudden need for a statue garden have anything to do with the sudden lack of crime in Arendelle? "..." "I don't think I want to know."

13. A Bunch of Random Stuff

Frozen Randomness, One-Shots, and Letters

Disclaimer: no

WARNING: RANDOMNESS UP AHEAD.

"Hullo."

"Anna! We weren't supposed to go on yet!"

"We weren't?"

"No!"

"Jeez, woman, stop having such a hissy fit...It's like we switched places or something... OOH, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!"

*Sighs* "Great." *peers closely at what Anna has in one hand-registers alarm* "Kristoff?! KRISTOFF! ANNA'S GOTTEN INTO THE WINE AGAIN!"

*distant, alarmed reply* "AGAIN?!"

"YES! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! AND BRING A STURDY ROPE, CHOCOLATE, AND ALL YOUR APPARENT MALE CHARM THAT I ALWAYS FAIL TO SEE!"

"Umm...okay?"

"JUST DO IT!"

"I see death and unicorns..."

"Wow, Els, just... wow. I see that those physic lessons had absolutely no effect whatsoever."

"Hush, child. OOH! I THINK I'M HAVING A VISION!"

*muttering* "Lord help us all..."

"Hi, random stranger!"

"That'll be the Duke-of-some-foreign-kingdom-that-I-always-fail-to-remember. What is it now, duke?"

"Um... I'm here to negotiate trade operations...but...now..."

"Well, that helps us a lot..."

*claps hand over Elsa's mouth* "Whoops! Sorry, Duke, I don't think she's had her caffeine today..."

Elsa: *rips hand off her mouth* "NO! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!"

"Umm... Okay, then..."

Anna: *Nervous smile* "He, he..."

Duke: *flees*

"Oh, great. Elsa, you drove him off with your overly sarcastic manner..."

"I had no idea you knew such big words, sister."

*Gasp* "Elsa! I'm HURT."

"Well, someone has to be the sensible one around here..."

"I'M SENSIBLE! I AM VERY SENSIBLE WHEN I WANT TO BE!"

"Yup. Dream on, sister..."

*When filming the movie commercial*

Anna: "That's no blizzard, that's my Elsa...oops..."

*TAKE TWO*

"That's no blizz...argh... snowball im my mowf..."

*TAKE THIRTEEN*

"That's no blizzard, I'm my sister...darn."

Kristoff: "Anna? Did you even memorize your lines?"

"No...why?"

"'Cos Sven's starting to get bored, and Elsa is looking really peeved up there..."

"HULLO? HOW LONG AM I JUST GONNA STAND HERE?"

*TAKE TWENTY-SEVEN*

"Tha's no blizzard that's my... zzz."

"Anna? Anna? Are you awake?"

"..."

"Great."

*TAKE TWO HUNDRAD AND NINE*

Elsa: "ARE YOU DONE YET? 'COS I'M GETTING REALLY BORED OF JUST STANDING AROUND BLASTING ICE UP HERE..."

Elsa: *Standing around doing nothing*

*Staring blankly into space*

*Getting bored*

"SCREW THIS!" *Rips hair out of bun "LET IT GOOOO..."

Anna: "I really need to learn that hairstyle..."

Elsa: "What hairstyle?"

"Y'know... That bun of yours. So whenever I'm bored I can just be all like, 'SCREW DIS! LET IT GOOOOO!'"

"Umm...he, he... yeah..."

TO BE CONTINUED...