When You're Good To Papa
Sung by: Gandalf
Take off of "When You're Good To Mama"
CHICAGO
Gandalf:
Ask any of the hobbits in my care
They'll tell you that I give them each their share.
I care for them all, and they'd die for me.
Because my system works…
The system is called give me some leaf!
Got a little motto
Hobbits love my looks!
When Tooks are good to Papa
Papa's good to Tooks!
See, there's a ring of evil
That I need to undo!
Frodo, take the ring for Papa,
Papa'll be good to you!
They say in live, it's tit for tat
Well, I got a long way to go!
So I can get a lot of tat
When the ring is with Frodo!
Don't you know that this pipe,
Smokes Old Tobey and Longbottom too!
When you're good to Papa,
Papa's good to you!
If you want help leaving
Give me some Tobey
Light it up for Papa,
I will help you flee!
When they pass that Basket
Of stolen Mushrooms,
When you're good to Papa,
He'll lie to Maggot for you!
The folks atop Mount Doom,
And the ones you need to get to
Help me off Isengard, kid,
And I'll help you do!
Let's all stick together,
And Make the Fellowship a crew!
When they're helping Papa,
Papa's helping you!
So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Papa,
Papa's good to you!
Eww! I just realized how dirty this song was! Gandalf sounds like a total hobbit-phile... but that's not the way I intended this song to be! Please understand!