Here's the next chapter and I am so sorry for taking so long on these. I have a few chapters under my belt so I can keep my peeps entertained. Now it's time to find a new crew that will sail under Jack Sparrow while the girls express their magically powers and have some more smacking sprees!
Oh and by the way you should say god bless when someone sneezes, just in case. I said bless you to someone and they turned on me saying," Oh I didn't know you were the lord." I hit them, and I'm not proud of it but please say GOD bless you. Some people are just Soooo Damn Sensitive. Pansies.
Don't Own Pirate. Nope, Nope, Nope.
The next morning Jack took Will, Alexia, and Xio down to the docks to meet the new crew. Jack and Will had been forced into giving Xio and Alexia piggy back rides because their feet hurt from their boots. When Jack pointed out how much of a baby they were both being Alexia pointed out how Jack looked fat in his hat. Jack, of course, got angry and tried to haul Alexia overboard but she was to fast and held a pistol steadily in front of his face.
"Piggy Back Ride. NOW!" She shouted poking Jack in the nose with the pistol so all he could do was sigh and let her climb onto his back.
And here they were, in the sun shiny day staring at the pitiful excuse for a crew that Mr. Gibbs had rounded up.
"Feast your eyes Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast, every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot." Mr. Gibbs announced proudly. Xio snorted from her seat on Will's back.
"Please they're rancid and retarded to boot." She mocked kneeing Will in the ribs to move forward and holding his hair in her two hands like reins.
"So this is your able bodied crew?" Will asked sarcastically. Jack turned to the pirate Cotton and pointed at him with the little green banana in his hand.
"You sailor." Jack looked to Mr. Gibbs for a name but Alexia answered for him.
"Cotton stupid. His name is Cotton!" Alexia said braiding the free flowing hair into little plaids, her legs squeezed Jack's middle as she wrestled to hold on and keep braiding.
"Mr. Cotton do you have the courage and the fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face a danger and almost sudden death?" Jack questioned, when Cotton didn't answer Jack huffed and puffed like the big bad wolf.
"Mr. Cotton answer me!" Jack shouted in his face, Alexia smacked him in the back of his head.
"He's mute you tard. Had his tongue cut out so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No ones yet figured how though." Alexia informed as Cotton opened his mouth in a disgusting fashion to show a sliver of tongue in the back on his throat. Jack grimaced while Mr. Gibbs gave Alexia a look. She noticed his stare as she let loose the tight plaids.
"How'd ya know that?" He asked. A smile blossomed on her lips.
"Ahhh… That would be cause I'm magic. We both are." Alexia gestured to Xio and herself before jumping off Jack's back in a ballerina style. Once she landed she started dancing around again. Xio joined her and they started square dancing behind Will.
"Magic like her…" Gibbs trailed off but Alexia knew what he was thinking about.
"No, but Tia Dalma sends her love. We're a different kind of magic. Good, crazy, call it what you will." She clarified with a flick of her hand.
"Well… um Mr. Cotton' parrot. Same question." Jack eyed the parrot.
"Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails." The parrot squawked failing around.
"Polly want a cracker?" Alexia teased the parrot and made squawking noises.
"Mostly we figure that means yes." Mr. Gibbs supplied. Xio laughed.
"Why wouldn't it?" She chuckled.
"CHAW!" Alexia shrieked, flapping her arms like a bird.
"Course it does. Satisfied?" He turned to Will who still looked unimpressed.
"Well you've proven they're mad." Will countered. Alexia laughed.
"They'll fit in nicely then won't they?" She said smiling at Will in a weird cross-eyed way.
"And what are the benefits for us?" A voice demanded angrily. Jack looked down the dock and started towards the person.
"Oh my god it's Annamaria. I loved her so much!" Alexia ran forward and jumped up and down in front of her. When Jack looked down and removed the sailor's hat Alexia screamed.
"YAY!" She ran forward and hugged Annamaria who cringed away.
"What is this?" She asked surprised, hugging Alexia back.
"Would you take her if I said she was your daughter?" Jack said massaging his temples with his pointer fingers and closing his eyes. Alexia smiled at Annamaria who looked even more confused.
"Alexia I suggest you move aside." Xio grabbed Alexia's shoulder and pulled her back.
"Annamaria. Go ahead with your face smacking spree." Xio gestured to Jack. Something dawned on Anna's face when Xio said this and she proceed in slapping Jack across the face, hard too.
"Guess you didn't deserve that one, huh?" Will asked haughtily. He, Xio, Annamaria, and Alexia shared a smile.
"No. That one I deserve." He turned back to Annamaria.
"Yeah you deserve it big time for stealing her boat!" Alexia shouted and smacked him across the face in the same matter as Annamaria. Annamaria crossed her arms and nodded at Alexia.
"She could be my daughter." She agreed.
"Borrowed! Borrowed without permission with every intention of bringing it back to you!" Jack explained quickly but Annamaria narrowed her eyes.
"But you didn't!" She shouted, Alexia crossed her arms and glared at Jack. Jack swore they looked too much alike.
"You'll get another one!" Jack improvised. Alexia grabbed a fist full of his stupid puffy pirate shirt.
"She will!" Alexia shook Jack from his shirt collar.
"A better one." Xio chimed in, Will's smile widened.
"A better one!" Jack scrambled. He knew better than to take on Alexia and Annamaria.
"That one." Will pointed over Jack to the Interceptor.
"What one?" Jacks head snapped up. Everyone turned towards the Interceptor and back towards Jack questioning, who did a double take before turning to Will again.
"That one?" Jack growled but rethought the decision when he saw Annamaria's face.
"Aye. That one. What do you two say about it?" Alexia and Annamaria shared a look.
"Aye!" They shouted at the same time as Annamaria snatched her hat from Jack. Alexia and Xio linked arms and walked down the dock with Anna leaving Jack, Will, and Mr. Gibbs by themselves.
"No no no… its frightful bad luck to bring a woman on board Sir. Not to mention havin three!" Mr. Gibbs looked back at the group of girls. Jack looked up at the sky as if searching for something to save him, god maybe.
"It'd be worse not to have them." Jack played with his little banana and walked towards the ship leaving Gibb's and Will to stare at the sky wondering what Jack had seen.
The seas were a rage of fifty foot waves and side ways rain. The Interceptor rocked back and forward and up and down. Alexia and Xio held onto the railing for dear life as the Interceptor swayed violently to the left again and a wave crashed over them.
"JACK!" Alexia screamed as loud as she could, which edges toward bullhorn status, until Jack turned towards her.
"You and Xio should be in my quarters and not out here!" He yelled back holding his hat to his head. He looked down at his compass and turned the wheel sharply left.
Alexia stuck her tongue out at him before grabbing Xio hand tightly and make her way over to Will and Gibbs. They were busy tying down a rope that had come loose and were shouting at each other over the wind.
"How can we sail to an island that no body can find with a compass that doesn't work?" Will shouted pulling at the rope. Alexia and Xio practically latched themselves onto him when another wave threatened to wash them away.
"We're looking for an island not the north pole Will!" Xio yelled in response. Will gave her a confused look before he turned to Gibbs for an explanation but he had gone. He was now making his way shakily up the stairs to talk to Jack with Alexia strapped to his back.
"We should drop canvas Sir!" Gibbs shouted holding onto the stair railing for support while Alexia tittered behind him.
"She can hold a bit longer!" He shouted back looking rather bracingly holding on so tightly to his wheel that his knuckles were white.
"I give you fifteen minutes to stop being crazy or I will beat you within an inch of your death!" Alexia bellowed but Jack seemed very unaffected by it, infuriating her even more. She threw her arms up and huffed off in the direction of the stairs.
"What's in your head that's put you in such a fine mood Captain?" Gibbs asked looking after Alexia. She grabbed both Will and Xio by the hand and hauled them into the Captain's Quarters.
"We're catching up." Jack replied smiling in Alexia's special psychotic way.
This chapter is kinda half and half. Read and Review. Oh and get a Wii and play Super Mario Galaxy. It is so fun.