Toonville EP10: Squidward-Vision
Brief Summary: Squidward gets a brand new TV show called SquidChat.
(Theme Song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna be...
I wanna be...
I wanna be famous!
I wanna be...
I wanna be...
I wanna be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo...
(End theme song)
(Cue Episode: Squidward's House: April 1, 2010. Squidward is almost finished tidying up so he could watch his favorite show, Fab and Fancy)
Squidward: Just a few more seconds until I sit down to watch the most favorite fancyness show in all of Toonville! (Sits down on the couch) Fab and Fancy! EEE! (Turns on the TV. It shows "Toonville Public Access" on the screen)
Announcer: Toonville Public Access presents…
(The words "Fab and Fancy" appear)
F&F Announcer: Fab and Fancy! The most glorious show on Toonville Public Access…
Other Announcer: …is canceled!
Squidward: Wait, say what?!
Other Announcer: Fab and Fancy will not be seen tonight so we will show you something else. (The words "April Fools" pop up on a black screen as white font while a honk is heard. Then it disappears)
Squidward: Oh, come on! What could be better than Fab and Fancy?!
(It shows some guy playing a guitar for playing rock and roll music in the tune of Rick Astley's song, "Never Gonna Give You Up" while "Rock Roll'd" pops up on the screen in green, firey font. Squidward calls Toonville Public Access)
Squidward: Hello? Toonville Public Access? Give me a TV show! Give me a TV show! I want a show! (The Toonville Public Access camera crew come into the house and place cameras everywhere, Jackie Fingerfish pops up next to Squidward)
Jackie: (Holding a contract and pointing at the signatures) Sign here, here, here, here and… here. (Squidward signs every spot) Congratulations, Squidward Tentacles! You have a TV show. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jackie Fingerfish, owner of Toonville Public Access. We are gonna make you a hit!
Squidward: Wow! I never knew I could be a big star!
Jackie: Well, you are. Okay, see ya at the board room after your first episode!
Squidward: (Looks at a sign) SquidChat? Hmm. Must be a chatting show.
(Later…)
(Peter is watching Toonville Public Access)
(TV)
Announcer: Toonville Public Access presents… SquidChat! Staring Squidward Tentacles! (Cut to Squidward in a room that looks similar to the TDA Aftermath set on Total Drama Action)
Squidward: Hello, everyone! I am Squidward K. Tentacles, your host for this entire show! First, I would like to answer some questions before we begin. First comment comes from SpongebobJSquarePants from . (Groans) Spongebob. He asks Can I be on this show? The answer is… no! Never, Spongebob! (Takes a deep breath) Okay. Our next comment is from OwenAndHisFatFlab from . (Groans) Owen. He asked me Are you gonna show vomiting on this show? The answer… maybe. Okay, that's enough comments here. Now, let's brighten the show with some music! Music, please!
(Some music plays)
Squidward: (Singing)
If you're feelin weary baby sail away with me
Let you catch us drift away upon the seven seas
Won't you pack your bags
You've got nothing to lose
We're gonna have a great cruise
(Clarinet Solo)
I'll hold you closely as we dance beneath the skies
Feel the breeze caress us as I gaze into your eyes
Won't you take my hand
You're the one that I choose
We're gonna have a great cruise!
Yes, you and me baby!
We're gonna have a...
We're gonna have a great cruise!
Bon Voyage!
Squidward: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You've been great! (Spongebob pops up on screen) What the? Spongebob! How did you get here?!
Spongebob: Don't you live here, Squidward?
Squidward: Yes, but I'm making history here! You shouldn't ruin my sh— (He sees Patrick) Patrick! Why in hell are you here?
Patrick: I don't know. I'm funny. (The audience laugh) Hey! They like me, Squidward!
Squidward: Out! (Patrick leaves) You too, you dumbass! (The audience gasps) No, wait, I—(Barfs)
Spongebob: (Angry) Dude!
Owen: (Off the screen) See? Told ya!
Squidward: Shut up! (Peter appears)
Peter: Uh, Squidward, isn't this a party or something?
Gazpacho: (Coming into the house) Did somebody say party?!
Peter, Owen, Spongebob and Patrick: Gazpacho! Wazzup!
Gazpacho: (To some off-screen people) I'm doing fine! Hey, guys! Party over here! (Chowder, Mung, Bender, Fry, Zoidberg, Flexo, Roberto, Stewie, Cleveland, Joe, Mort, Neil Goldman, Chris Griffin, Brian, Homer, Plankton, Lumpy, Nutty, Quagmire, Cartman, Geoff, DJ, Phineas, Ferb, Shnitzel, Skunk, Rabbit, Skipper, Rico, Private, Kowalski, King Julien, Mort, Maurice, Greased Up Deaf Guy, Ezekiel, Cody, Noah, Stilton, Gorgonzola, That Keg-bot from Futurama, Doofenshmirtz, Panini, Endive, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Pearl, Gary, Ms. Puff, Duncan and Truffles follow Gazpacho into the house while party music plays)
Squidward: No! No! It's not a party!
Homer: Of course it's a party! Let's boogie! (Everyone dances except Squidward)
Spongebob: See, Squidward? It's one awesome party! (Laughs) Look at Peter! He's too drunk to do stuff!
Peter: (Peeing into the old-timey bell clock and drinking) Hey, Squidward, your clock won't flush!
Plankton: (Laughs evilly while he shoots his gun at paintings)
Spongebob: What could possibly go wrong? (Accidentally throws a sawblade and decapitates Shnitzel and Mort and the house blows up, killing all but Peter, Squidward, Patrick and Spongebob)
Peter: Shit. (Jackie Fingerfish comes up to Squidward)
Jackie: That's it! Your show is canceled!
Squidward: What?! Why?!
Jackie: Look at the place! This show is a no show! (Rips up the contract) Good day to you, sir!
Squidward: (Sighs)
Spongebob: Don't worry, Squidward, you'll get to the hall of fame… some day.
Squidward: Shut up.
(End)