I totally forgot about Truth or Dare!! I wanted to update and I just wrote a chapter. SO sorry! Here is TorD part 2

Okay who's all finished with the DADA thingy?

ME!!

Me. And I'm quite surprised Black accomplished something!

I'm finished.

Whatever happened to Wormtail?

No clue...he like went home or something. Who cares?

I think he was like ill and his mom wanted him to come home.

LET'S JUST PLAY!

Good idea. Moony, your turn.

Okay. Sirius, truth or dare?

Dare.

Ha! I dare you to walk up to Severus Snape and tell him you think his hair looks good. Then, ask him what shampoo/conditioner he uses!

Oh God.

Nice. Go, Padfoot!

Wow, you think he's learn from last dare not to do your dares anymore but NO.

What is Severus doing?

SMILING?!

No SMIRKING. I think he said something...

Hey, Padfoot. How'd it go?

Severus said...he said...okay this is going to make you flip!

WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN DID HE SAY?

Geez take a chill pill!

What is a chill pill?

It's a muggle phrase. Sirius the Stupid probably heard a muggle or muggle born say it. A chill pill is for crazy people. JUST TELL US WHAT SEVERUS SAID!

Okay...so I said I thought his hair looked good and he smirked. Then, I said what conditioner or shampoo do you use. He said "Wouldn't you like to know?" and I said "Yeah! It's really awesome and your hair is extra bouncy!" he called me queer and said that his hair products were top secret.

How would that make us flip?

TOP SECRET!?

...

Do you catch my drift?

STOP WITH THE FREAKING MUGGLE SAYINGS!!

I don't catch your drift or whatever. You know, you didn't have to say the bouncy part.

FINE! Prongs, truth or dare?

Dare.

Stand up and yell out to the WHOLE class that you love Lily!

Okay!

That was possibly the worst dare! AND YOU'RE A MARAUDER! I can come up with a better dare than that! In fact I did!

Blaahhh. Whatever!

And I'm positive James wouldn't mind telling the whole WORLD he loves me.

I couldn't think of anything! Okay, I have a dare for Moony.

OK.

First off, have you ever kissed Dora?

Yes...

OKAY! I dare you to kiss her again in front of DADA!

Uh, okay?

You suck at dares you know that?

Yes.

Man. I'm super tired. I'm going to sleep right after dinner.

Uh..okay?

Hey! Moony is kissing his girlfriend!

A little slow on the uptake there...

It was my dare!

What? That was a DARE? That's a horrible dare! Now snogging...that is a dare.

Yeah...totally.

That was fun!

See? My dares rock!

No...that was more like telling me to do something. A dare is "I dare you to go kick Frank's foot and tell Alice he is a waste." Not that I would ever do that...that's just mean. But still. "Go kiss your girlfriend." How naive.

:(

Hahaha.

I have a dare for Black!

Why is it always me? Why not Prongs?

Because this one only works for you. Next Transfiguration class (AKA tomorrow) kiss Professor McGonagall on the cheek!

Now THAT is a dare!

Oh no!

Yes! Nice dare Lily! Can I do a charm that writes TRAITOR or SCUM on his forehead in huge black letters if he doesn't do it?

If you know how. I'll do it. Just to be safe...

Oh I cannot WAIT for Transfiguration!

Awesome dare!

This is the worst! My dares make people happy!

That's why your dares suck! Dares are supposed to HUMILIATE! Not make people happy!

Oh. Sorry, homeboy.

I swear to god if you say another muggle phrase, you won't live long enough to kiss Professor McGonagall.

Okay...freaky fresh! Peace out! I'm outta here y'all!

THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DYING!

Padfoot...that was the stupidest thing you have ever done.

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I never really liked Peter, so I just made an excuse. He will be back in a chapter or two! Just one question...does any one know Alice Longbottom's real last name? Like her Maiden name or does everyone make it up?