CENSORED!
Summary: In which Kyo and Haru get freaky, and I leave it all to your imaginations. "Who the hell can afford drugs when you pay $12.95 for gay porn you have to read?"
Rating: T
A/N: Hey all! Because of the very convincing statement of "Don't stop" from a reviewer, I've made another chapter.
"Hello readers, Linn-chan has brought to my attention a problem in America. It seems you Americans like doing drugs. Well, I'm here to tell you that drugs are bad, okay?" Kyo glared at the readers, clucking his tongue in a 'tsk-tsk' fashion.
"I know you all hear this from parents and teachers and such, but now you're hearing it from me! Drugs fuck you up, okay? Trust me, I know people who do drugs coughcoughHARUcoughcough." Said cow gave a glare towards the cat but said nothing, half-asleep anyway.
"Sure, you may be like 'this is my business, blah-blah-blah'. Whatever; don't care what you have to say. I don't do drugs, and looks how sexy I am! And you want to know why I don't do drugs?"
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Silence
"Screw you guys! I don't do drugs because my anti-drug is yaoi manga!" Kyo held up a copy of 'Boku no Sexual Harassment' (1) and grinned perversely.
"Don't give me that look, just listen. Drugs are expensive, no? Yeah well, so are yaoi manga. In fact, I had to pay fourteen bucks for this one!" Kyo glared at the thought of his money being wasted.
"Anyway, yaoi manga is my anti-drug, because who the hell can afford drugs when you pay $12.95 for gay porn you have to read?"
More silence
"Exactly, no one who would do drugs anyway! So then, Americans, are you going to stop with the pot and shit?" Kyo's eye ticked and he turned around, storming away.
"Ya know what? Fuck it then!"
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