A/N: Yo you all got me back for another round. Hey everybody I'm happy to be forward with you all. So far my friend has sent me a list of funny April fools pranks. I can't wait to watch them. But I think its needed to be said that last month was crazy for me. My midterms and class assignments had me scrambling for parts to use. So again sorry dudes for not giving you an update last month. But I also hope that there won't be another delay like last month anytime soon. So lets see what you dudes left for me to read.

Mercswar: Thanks for understanding dude and here's the update you ordered. Hope you like it.

Guest: Dude the idea sounds fucking hilarious. But I'm swamped with stories I've come up with that I need to finish or type. But dude if you can or want put up the story yourself. And if you'd like I'd help you with ideas or questions you have. Hope that helps dude.

Let's check in on our dog and his bone.

Quahog Rhode Island Lois's POV

God I needed this. Over a month with no dick from my sugar dog made me very pissy.

But now I've got both him and his big bone back and all to myself this morning. Bonnie's handling breakfast even though she wanted to join in. Brian told her he'd give her some once the girls and kids where taken care of.

Still in my pink nightgown I moan as I bounce off my mans lap like the good bitch I am.

I moan saying, "Fuck baby you're bigger, stronger, better, and so much more of a fucking man then that fat retarded bastard drunk! OOOH fuck me all morning honey!"

Brian moans and grunts as he bucks up to meet me every time I drop my waist drops back down onto him.

Brian says, "Told you I was better then him. But you now know and should regret not divorcing him sooner."

Brian growls as he pushed me off of him and onto my stomach. Spreading my legs Brian gets into our favorite position. The classic doggy style to which he rams his cock past his knot right into me.

With both his paws on my ass Brian growls as he rams and pounds his way into my pussy,

I moan in nothing but bliss. As the OH's of lust leave my lips I let my tongue hang out. God it's so fucking good to be my sugar dog's favorite bitch.

With our hips continuing to meet every time I throw them back. I soon feel Brian spank my ass saying "Bad bitch should have come to me for a better marriage!"

Howling I can't even think of or say a proper apology for making him wait.

I think 'God why didn't I notice how big and how much more manly Brian was.'

In a flash Brian flings me onto my back pulling open my pink nightie to lick at my leaking tits.

I think 'God ever since Brian told Bonnie and me to use those pumps instead of normal breast-feeding. Our breasts have become so fucking swollen.

'But at least Brian still nurses from out breasts when we fuck.'

Holding my legs over his shoulders Brian continues to fuck me with no mercy. Growling down to me I feel the first of his orgasms. Howling with him up to the ceiling I hold Brian's ears as I cum with him.

Even as I try to catch my breath Brian reels back and goes right into fucking me again. God I fucking misses this.

After another two orgasms I don't know when Brian stopped fucking me. All I do know is that right now I'm lying on my back.

With my eyes half open, my face contorted into a silly lopsided smile, and my legs wide open leaking his cum onto the bedspread.

Brian is over by the window having a smoke.

I say "Brian tell Bonnie to put my breakfast in the microwave. I need to nap off that great fuck we just had."

Brian says "No problem Lois." With a kiss to my cheek he walks off and I rest my head onto a pillow.

Stewie's POV

With a smirk on my lips I finish my second bottle of sperm and milk for the day. Relaxing in my crib I think and wonder over what Bertram is planning.

Dad and I finished our rape spree well it was more light a rape jog.

After crapping on the pervert's grave we went into the three woman's clothing stores downtown. Using the Touchy glove we stayed invisible and controlled a few women and the security.

We had our fun and before dad dropped me off we both pissed on the fatman's grave for laughs.

But Bertram's plan is still on my mind. So right now I have the lawn gnome camera set up and monitoring for when he and his mother leaves.

Soon they both get into her SUV and drive off. I gear up and infiltrate Bertram's home. Making sure to wear a skintight suit I also yank off my bra. I say "Damn I might as well wear pasties for now.

"Wearing that under this suit will squeeze my jugs too much."

Slapping on two pasties I slide the suite up and put on a pair of infrared goggles. Outside I make quick work of the distant between our homes.

Opening the side window I scan with a snake drone making sure there aren't any cameras. Switching through all screen filters I make sure completely that the coast is clear.

No cameras or laser grids I jump through the window and make my way to Bertram's room.

Getting to the door I use the snake once more and scan for his lab. After ten minutes I find my access point.

But its clearly has a shielding to power to blast past so I'll need another way in. Looking around I find my way in but honestly it's pretty much a cliché in every spy movie.

Crawling through the air duct I push the small grate for the attics entrance. Landing I dust myself off to them walk through his lab. Getting closer I groan seeing Bertram's setup.

It's smaller then mine but his equipment is clearly better since our last fight. I gasp say "He's got a shit smell suppressing pill! Fuck you Bertram I'm taking the recipe for these."

Using a small worm I hack in and look for his plans without leaving any footprints.

Finding the files I download them and retrace my steps out. And just in time too as I close the window they both return groceries in hand.

Smirking I return to my own lab and quickly look over his plans. While also fool proofing my lab. I can't honestly make Bertram break in as easily as he let me now can I.

I smirk to say, "So that's your plan Bertram well two can plan at this game. And you're going to regret thinking that my dad is a stupid dog. We're going to both put your ass in its place.

"And I'll savor those tears you cry when your mother screams like a bitch for my dad's cock. Hell I might even butt fuck her just to see you cry more."

I start to laugh as I come up with my own counter plan for Bertram's. In time dad calls me telling me that Meg and Roberta are going to be home soon.

And that Lois will leave to work at the strip club with him. Telling him ok I end the call and start to work on my disguise for my counter plan to work.

Brian's POV

I smirk after dropping off Roberta and Meg Lois tells them both to heat up the dinner in the oven at seven. And to make sure Stewie and Susie are in bed before ten.

Getting to the club I still can't help but chuckle at the name Bonnie picked after I bought it for her.

She renamed the place LAP meaning Lost of Ass People. But LAP didn't just cater to guys and ladies that loved just ass.

No we have groups that like big tits, groups that like BDSM, a little role-playing for those that want to find a fetish.

And lastly a group of people that get busy with talking animals. That right seeing as talking animals are not that rare on the east and Mid East of the USA.

The Supreme Court okayed us talking animals to screw, plow, and fucking rail any woman or guy we felt like. So long as it wasn't rape to either party.

Walking in through the employee entrance we say hi to Henry. Henry says "Hey boss we got a packed house today and people still want to come in."

I say "Well you know the drink limit for anyone sitting at the bar and tables. Tell Milena and Pat to keep watch for credit cards without chips too. Those punks have been trying to scam business all over town."

Henry says "For real shit I'll be sure to tell them over the radio to include that when they check ID's."

Getting inside I give Lois a kiss and she sways he hips as she makes her way backstage to get dressed and get ready for her act.

Getting to the office I smirk seeing Bonnie and Clark counting and watching the monitors. Bonnie smiles seeing me and walks over to give me a kiss. Kissing her back I slap her ass making her giggle and sway her hips back to her desk.

Clark says, "Sup boss heard over the radio from Henry. Those fuckers I thought the government cracked down on these kinds of scams?"

I nod saying "They do Clark. Its just getting harder now that someone's managed to get them the same graded plastic used in banks credit cards. And they're taking the numbers off of current cards they scan from businesses.

"We need to be careful and ready. Make sure that security doesn't let those punks get out if we catch any ok. Well I'll be keeping watch over the dungeon which group is on rotation tonight?"

Bonnie smirks answering "Oh that'll be the Fur crowd tonight baby. Upstairs we'll mostly have the gay and bisexual crowds. I called Lois in tonight mainly cause she needed a break from home.

"Also remember tomorrow are the kids doctor appointments so please try to stay just buzzed tonight hun."

I nod leaving the office and getting a glass of Burden from Pat. Walking through the table area I say high to Frank who watches the dungeons entrance. He's a big guy but most don't know he's kind of a marshmallow unless you touch him.

Cursing to his face doesn't piss him off its when you touch him that sets him off.

And once you do touch him you either end up flying through the door or sleeping in the dumpster out back.

Passing the ropes Frank gives me a nod and closes the ropes behind me. Pushing past the dungeons doors I smile to Lorelei at the counter.

I say "Hey Lorelei how are things going in the rooms?"

Lorelei answers, "Ok from what I can guess no ones marched out angry yet. I was about to do a check up ground through the rooms."

I wave her off saying "Let me Lorelei you know us talking animals we don't like it when people butt in.

"They don't mind me poking in and seeing if every things ok."

Lorelei smiles saying "Thanks boss I still remember when I popped in to check on Doug on his last visit."

I smile chuckling remembering how angry and still erect Doug the penguin was as he told me about Lorelei ruining the mood. He was getting his slide on off of some chick's ass and Lorelei popped in too suddenly.

I got Doug to calm down after two hours of free lap dances. And a rub from a girl of his choice.

In total the dungeon has nine rooms you need to book ahead of time to have a room to yourself. You either book the night or three hours.

Opening the first door I find a brown mouse and blue cat have some BDSM fun.

The Mouse is gagged and gasping in a pleading way to the cat. The cat is using a claw to tease one of the mouse's nipples and his erection.

The cat turns and waves at me still smirking seductively at his mouse. The cat then shows the mouse his erection. To which the mouse goes wide-eyed and worried.

Closing the door I shake my head to say, "Hope he doesn't plan to sit tomorrow."

Checking in the room across from them. I find an elephant using his trunk to shower a woman in water with the lights set to neon glow. The woman rolls around on the wed bed to them turn and slap her ass.

The elephant gives a seductive growl to slap the woman's ass with his trunk. Elephant says, "Grab that pussy wetter girl cause you really are going to need it."

Going to the next room I find a cow screaming in pure bliss as a guy in overalls and a straw-hat milks him.

Looking around I find that the cows already filled three bucks. Now working on the fourth.

Closing the door I go to room four finding a female white cat giving a guy a seductive strip tease in pink lingerie. The cat pours milk into a bowl that has the guys cock in it.

And right away she laps up both the milk and his shaft. The guy moans to take hold of the cat's head as I leave. Her large puff tail swaying back and forth with her ass.

Now looking in room seven I find a sheep getting his ass stuffed by a dildo saying nothing but encouraging insults to his partner.

Sheep says, "Fuck come on light weight fucking shear my ass with that thing. So you can fuck me real good. FUCK YEAH!"

I roll my eyes at how enthusiastic the sheep's being. Getting to the last room I chuckle seeing Phil the white Unicorn getting balls deep in a guy.

The guy's gagged, blindfolded, and earmuff as Phil has his fun. Phil neighs to turn at seeing me.

Phil says while still thrusting "Hey Brian want to get up in this sissy's ass. It's nice and lubed and tight as a cunt."

I smirk to say "Sorry Phil I'm just making sure everyone getting along ok."

Phil neighs to stop with his entire shaft up the sissy's ass. Phil says, "Come on Brian I know you love those two girls of yours. But you can't honestly say you've never wanted a taste of the other side.

"How about I give you a hummer and then you take this sissy's ass for a ride."

Drinking down the last of booze I say, "Fuck it why not right this is a sex dungeon."

Phil smiles to say "Great ah but before I blow you can you reach into my ass real fast. I had this sissy put a silicone dildo up my ass and its kind of stick up in there."

I sight to take off my jacket and roll up and sleeve. I say "This blow job better rock my work."

Phil says, "Once I give you a blow job you're going to be begging me to teach your wife."

I think 'I'd like to see you try and teach my porn star of a wife something she doesn't already know.'

Well hoped you liked it and if you didn't well I don't care. Drop me a review and some other fun stuff. I'll see you all later!