HHHHHHEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO EEEEVVVVVRRRRYYYYYBBBOOOODDDYYYYYY, yes i am still alive, yes i know its been forever and I apologize for that, life's been mucking around too long and barely got anytime to write anything out but here I am back again with new chapters for you all to enjoy but first some reviews

Even though its been a long time *AHEM*

arckane: well technically he isn't teaching them what Wolverine might not teach, I mean tracking and hunting are use by practically everyone in the service and I didn't have him teach certain stuff in regards to the Creed or anything so it's not really teaching them secret assassin stuff if you want to get technical

Blazing heart frigid soul: first off yes, second definitely will as is a staple for mostly adventure type, third I'll try but no promises, *hehe* tell you what maybe that would be the first world I send him to in an accident of sorts especially with the crap the X-men go through it will be easy

Anyways now that's done, onto the story

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(A few minutes later Jason POV)

For some reason I could tell that whatever deity or cosmic powers that may be out there is having one sick sense of humor, that or karma catching up to me for something I probably didn't mean to do in the past. Here I am sitting on the couch with a defeated look on my face as I look on at the three people right in front of me

First was Morrigan who had a cat ate the canary grin on her face as she slowly relish the situation at hand right now, next to her was Jean who was torn between anger and resignation before deciding to just shake her head at it all. Beside her was Ace who in all her part just look on in confusion which was good for her because I'm not sure what the heck is going on here

It was just half an hour later did Morrigan and Jean came back with Ace in tow and boy was it some sight, especially when the moment they did was when Starfire walked out of the bathroom stark naked right before them. Jean manages to cover Ace's eyes for a bit while Morrigan looks at her for a bit before turning back to look at me with a coy grin on her face and I knew that I was gonna be in for it

So after a tedious talk and getting Starfire out of the room to get change was right where I was now, hoping to every deity in the universe that I get out of this unscathed. After a while Jean just gave out a tired sigh before she said to Ace "Ace, how about you go and take a rest at one of our guest room for a bit because me and my husband here need to have a little personal talk okay sweetie"

Ace seemed a little confuse about it all but nodded despite it and started to head towards the second floor to the guest room. After she was gone was when her eyes turn back to me and I could tell that I was gonna get it real bad right now, her emerald green eyes actually boring a hole into my head quiet literally since she's probably reading my mind right now

"You bet I am buster" she said to me telepathically which made me groan outloud before she said to me normally "I mean really Jason, what are the odds that an alien pod would hit our backyard of all places and said alien is a princess from another planet who was sold to slavery before escaping here?"

I cringe at the way she was saying it and for the most part I don't know why it just happen, I mean Starfire was suppose to crash land in Jump city, get hitch with the first Robin and get fucked up nearly all the time in the DC world with Raven killing the priest during her own wedding.

Note to self, if possible help Raven with her problems if I even meet her

"Oh no you don't mister, you are no way going to do that until we finish this right now" Jean said to me outloud making me groan loudly as I knew Jean does this when she's a little upset and boy you really do not want her upset, Scott can attest to that. Better not drift my thoughts too long before she decides to use her powers which I can see she is close to using

So praying to every god out there, I suck it up and said to her "Jean, look I didn't want it to happen hell I don't even know how it happens but that how it is. Besides not like you want to kick her out now do you?"

I saw her shoulders slump a little which was good for me, I think, I could tell that she wasn't gonna let Starfire all alone like that but I knew she was upset a little with all the heat we're getting here considering that I doubt she let the Joker off the hook so easily. I sigh for a bit before I got up and pull her onto my lap, she was a bit startled by it but didn't fight it much as I said to her

"Don't worry about it okay, we've dealt with stuff worse than this before and besides between me, you and Morrigan we could take on just about anyone so relax babe"

I did a little massage to calm her down even more as I could literally feel her turmoil due to the psychic connection we have. I continue it on for a few more seconds until I felt her push out of it a little with a slight relax face and said "fine but just so you know you're not off the hook yet"

I chuckle a little, god I love this woman in times like this as I lean in and kiss her on the lips for a few moments before pulling back and said "better?"

I could see her turn for a bit with a slight blush on her face as she said outloud "It's a start"

"Awe~ isn't this adorable" I sigh for a bit with a small smile on my face as I heard Morrigan coo next to us as she continued on "you two were just made for each other" I roll my eyes playfully before pulling her in for a kiss. She didn't mind as she reciprocated it with her hands roaming my body for a few moment until we heard some footsteps coming towards us

Ending it, all of us saw Kory coming towards us wearing a white T shirt that is a little tight on her chest while showing a lot of her midriff along with a pair of tight shorts that would look like it was painted on if anything else. I knew leaving her upstairs for some clothes was a bad idea and I don't even know why I told her to do it

Back to it I could see that she was fidgeting slightly which made me guess she's a little worried about what we were going to do with her. She then decides to speak first "umm I thank you for helping me friend Jason, I do hope that I did not inconvenience you with your loved ones for my presence here"

Jean was the first to answer her as she said "oh don't worry about that, this lug here is a sucker for sob story and pretty women"

I saw her tilt her head in confusion and I know what that meant as I quickly said "its an expression, don't worry about it stay as long as you like Kory and if anyone says otherwise then just tell Jean here because she'll probably roast them alive like that X-men Barbecue we had one time"

I got a playful swat to the chest by the blushing redhead who remember said moment when she was testing out the Phoenix's power and boy was that some day. I look back towards Kory who's still a little confuse but I just wave her off and look back towards Jean and Morrigan "well, why don't all you girls get to know each other a little better and I'll handle tall, dark and brooding who's about to be here in another 5-10 minutes along with the league"

The two nodded for a bit before Jean got off my lap as she and Morrigan took Starfire upstairs while lay back on the couch for a bit and wondered why I should be surprise at what's going on. I waited for another five minutes or so until I said outloud to the somewhat empty room "just get out here already Bats, I know you've been there for a while"

From the shadows, the Dark Knight of Gotham emerges like he does to his foes and the Master Assassin/Gamer couldn't help but let out a slight groan of frustration as I knew that it was gonna be a while and it did take a while, a full two hours of placating him and making sure that he doesn't go full blown paranoia on stuff like this which in hind sight would probably never worked anyway

But hey it's the thought that counts

Right?

Dragging my feet towards the bedroom, I was nearly mentally exhausted and wondered if the luck I got from the Marvel X-men universe transfers to any related to anyone from the comics because I swear to the Creator that karma is really hitting me hard mentally for some reason. If Starfire crashing here wasn't good enough for a reason then this would because the moment I open the door I could see what most men would claim as heaven on earth but to me I could tell this is going to be a headache that wasn't going away anytime soon

There on the bed was both Morrigan and Jean as usual with Morrigan wearing something that would make a blind man having a nosebleed as she wore black suki chemise with lace detail that had a high neck bold black lace set against her sensuous satin while the lace placement makes a strong statement and highlights her very generous cleavage. Jean wore a little more simpler yet still very enticing thigh high lace trim satin robe which showed her curves a whole lot more than her naked

But that wasn't the reason for the soon to be headache oh no, the start of the headache would be the third person on the bed with Morrigan's arms around her waist with the green haired succubus giving me a coy smile. Because right there is none other than Starfire herself as she wore a purple hannah floral lace chemise with delicate floral lace and sheerly seductive mesh, this underwired bra features a fashion forward high neck shape with a sexy keyhole cut-out at the cleavage. Soft mesh plunges down the torso and wraps around her hips and derrière for seamless curves

I can tell this had Morrigan written all over it in very high class cursive letters using her lipstick with a kiss at the end as I couldn't help but said outloud while rubbing my temples "dare I ask why she's here and not in the guest room like Ace?"

All I got was Morrigan giving me a cheeky smile while Jean gave out slight exasperated sigh as Morrigan said out to me "well~, our cute little alien friend here has admitted to have some trouble sleeping because of what happen to her by those slavers so I thought that we could help comfort her in her time of need, and since we can't sleep without our favorite pillow I thought why not, you wouldn't let her be all alone now with those mean nightmares now do you"

The way she look right now would have been soooo innocent if it wasn't for the tiny glint in her eyes and the fact that I knew her just enough that she would do this. I pinch the bridge of my nose and wondered just how in the name of the Creator did we fall in over with each other again

Oh yeah, the thank-god-we're-alive-foursome with the Phoenix who was separated for a moment due to some weird ass magic after saving the entire world from disaster…

Again

In some weird ass shape or form I knew that stuff like this was gonna happen but then again my life was never the same the moment my new life became a video game. Sighing, I just simply said "you know what, I'm to tired for this so go right ahead because I am gonna collapse now and I know for a fact you're gonna put Kory right on top of me so let's just get this over for now"

Like that I just plop on the bed and just like I had predicted Jean took my right side while Morrigan took the left and right on top was Kory. If I was anyone else I would be living the dream as some would say but the fact that the three of them could fling me around like a

"Ahem" Fine four of them, man I hate it when they do this sometimes

Kory looks up at me a little unsure but still manages to speak out first "I'm am sorry if this is uncomfortable friend Jason but..."

I then interrupted her for a bit "don't worry about it Kory, like Jean said I'm a really life sucker for a sob story and a pretty woman"

I heard a small scoff from my right and I gave a side glare towards a smirking red head who look as innocent as possible if you were any other guy. Again I ignore that for a moment as I focus on the exiled Tamarenean princess and told her "so like I said don't worry, and if there is anyone that says otherwise just kick their ass or tell us so we could their ass"

That earned me a confuse look from her while Jean and Morrigan smack me in the back of the head. Still kept on grinning at the woman on top of me while she still gave me a confuse look but she nodded all the same before sleeping on my chest

I can tell that this is going to be a pain in the ass but then again this is my life and after the Sentinal attack number two hundred million I knew that life will never be simple especially since I have gotten hitched to a woman with could fling me around with her mind while her body housed a very, very powerful entity that could waste the entire world, a technical succubus that feeds of adrenaline and needs to get high from either fighting or sex to actually live

I stop my train of thought right then and there and started to sleep because quite truthfully I needed the rest for the chaos that was gonna happen tomorrow as I slowly drifted off to the land of dreams

(Next Day)

"I really shouldn't have tempted fate like that, I really shouldn't" I said outloud in slight exasperation due to my current situation right now. Morning wasn't much of an issue since at most is just one more person using me as a body pillow but it is what happens after that is what men wouldn't want to wish upon their hated enemy, because right now I have two more guest so to speak and the worst part is that they have no clothing to their name

Which brings me to my current situation as I sat right in front of four changing rooms where said four women that currently lives with me are now doing the sacred art of shopping. I couldn't help but let out a groan since despite being either an alien from another planet or a slightly emotional stunted teenager the female form will forever know shopping no matter where they are

I could tell that Morrigan is having a ball especially since Jean decided to let Phoenix out for today to go along with this ride. Worst part is I know Jean is doing this to punish me and I can't do jack squat about it all, so in the end I suck it up and hold on as much as I can…which lasted for about another five seconds when Phoenix came out in a blood red low cut backless slit maxi club dress which showed her cleavage prominently and her back showed as much skin as possible to her waist and the fact that Jean isn't regaining control of her body being in a dress like that shows just how much she wants me to suffer for now

Groaning, I knew someone out there finds my life so interesting that they decided to throw as many curve balls as they possibly can. I can see the smirk she had plastered on her face and I just knew that Jean and Phoenix plan to make this as long as possible with Morrigan's help. Sad part is they were using Kory and Ace as a smokescreen to all this so I couldn't protest even if I want too even if it was futile

Phoenix then went back into the changing room before Kory came out in a purple high-neck long prom dress with cut-in shoulders that hug her curves every which way possible that would make the dead rise from the grave. I can and will admit that as a member of the hot blooded race of human males that she was just as beautiful as she was in the comics, I mean damn they really didn't do her justice as I saw her checking herself out from the mirror before she turn and asked me "does this suit me friend Jason?"

It took a lot of my thankfully phenomenal will power that I did not stutter like an idiot as I said to her with a smile on my face "don't worry about it Kory, you look amazing"

She blush lightly before going back into the changing room, I shook my head a little as I thought to myself "woah there cowboy, ease up before you bit off more than you could chew"

I couldn't help but wonder just how or why Starfire crash in my backyard or what this would bring to the Justice League universe, I mean this is the cartoon and Power Girl was never technically in it if you count Galatea and I know for a fact even if Kory would have crash here she would have been the Teen Titans cartoon counterpart and not the comic version of her and definitely not the New 52 version of her

Am I complaining

A little

Frustrated

Yes

Whining

A smidgen

Can I do anything about it

What do you think?

Next was Ace as she came out in a modest summer dress and this time I couldn't help but give out a small smile for her, I mean I kinda feel for her you know, sure she's only been in two episodes but damn it I have a sore spot for people like her. I didn't think about it much but I knew for a fact that Jean is gonna want to take her with us and probably Kory too, again I would like to reiterate to whatever almightly force is out there that I HATE you all so much right now.

Anyways I had to suffer being there for another hour or two and having no choice but to focus on the ladies in there knowing that one of them could actually read my mind. After that was simply going back to the mansion with them along with their bags did I realize that this was just the start of many many many many times that I will have to go shopping with women

Worst part is I can't deny them

Sad huh

The whole shopping trip lasted till night fall and even though we weren't in Washington at the time the news hit real quick about the Gordanians 'invading' earth. The interview happen yesterday so I know that the backstabbing will happen soon, Kory help put out any doubt that it wasn't actually the Gordanians despite her recognizing the ship itself

After that was us starting to go to sleep, well that was the plan anyway as I dressed in nothing more than my pajama pants suddenly leap into the air the moment the front doors blasted inward and two Thanagarians came right in

Right into my foot while the other had my hidden blade lodge in his throat, gotta thank Beast and Forge for this by giving me tips for the Adamatine blade as I quickly flick the blade out of the first guy throat and stab the second one under me

I jumped back as a few more burst into our home from all sides, though I could tell a few of them had some problems since the front door is the choke point so there aren't any traps there. The rest fell for most if not all of the traps we've laid all over and it was there I notice that they decided to send us a very big welcome

I couldn't help but grin as I took out my Karambit in my left hand while my right still has its hidden blade out before looking at the rest of my housemates and said to them

"Well ladies, shall we"

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