A/N: OH YEAH, LOOKIT THAT, BARELY ANY CAPS THIS TIME.

...WAIT A MINUTE

...In which I hate on Mr. Creepy.

And we open on Alex sleeping. Let's hope she's dreaming about Gene :D Although with my luck, she's probably dreaming about a potato eating her or something.

...There's gonna be a trippy moment on tv, isn't th-KNEW IT.

This duck scares me. A lot.

Since when has Gene had a siren for the Quattro? He's usually too busy knocking down shit to put it up I guess.

What does Alex want nothing to do with?

...OH.

I can see why now lol

"You GIRL." That's not really an insult Gene, it's just stating the obvious :/ "Ah, yup, I do believe you're a girl" "Really now. I never noticed."

Wonderful impression of a mime there, Chris. You should sign up for the fucking circus. You'sd be the highlight act "Random Man Pretends to be a Crap Mime...-Ist... Or whatever it's Called"

...Well I'D see it.

There's that train noise again! WHY DO I KEEP HEARING IT?

"Oh, this is gonna be weird" Like this show isn't weird enough already, Alex.

Alrighty Alex. You're being creepy agaiiinnn.

"She takes her community relations very seriously" LMFAO

But seriously, who is this? I'm confused. Like I usually am when it's the start of an A2A episode lol

"We'll do everything we can, won't we Gene?" Gene's like:...DAMMIT. I can't say no D:

WTF GENE. Don't smile, it's too weird, I'm not used to it D:

What's so important about this kid? Did I miss the memo? Is he related to Alex since his last name is Dra-OMG I GET IT NOW. He's Alex's husbannnddd...

Oh, he ran off then? What an asshead. Hey Alex, I'LL bet you Gene wouldn't run off on you *creepy face*

"No, I said almost" Lol, that tip of her head just made the joke ten times funnier :D

Oh god, Ray just jeeps staring at this chick's breasts, it's amusing me greatly to watch his eyes become wider than dinner plates.

Mel-whosit?

I'm confused AGAIN. WILL IT EVER END?

No. I guess not. QAQ

Whoa. Um. This is interesting. ...Is his face in a toilet?

"Are you sick?" "What?" "You only hit him once" LOLLLL

Pfft, they're having a conversation about Chris' crazy aunt while Ray is beating the shit out of a guy in the corner. Ah, good times.

"How come you seem to know so much about me?" SHE'S A CREEPER, PETER. RUN WHILE YOU CAN.

"I want you to know that you WILL cope with this." ...Except that he won't know. Because he's deaf

Homg. Ray is filling out an army recruitment form... I-is he finally leaving? :'D

I'm sorry, but I've seriously never been much of a fan of Ray. He is an asshead most of the time.

George who? Am I supposed to know who he i-OHHH he's dead. Um, that's weird O-o

Alright. That's odd. So basically, there's a not actually dead guy running around smashing people's heads in and stealing their shit? Lovely.

Is Metal-Mickey two words or one? |D Just wondering. Y'know, because that's obviously the IMPORTAN question right now.

Oh Chris. I love you. Not as much as Gene though. Sorry man.

Btw Alex, you still owe me goddamned cake D8 YES I STILL REMEMBER THAT.

OMG IT'S QUEEEN MUSIC*spazzes*

Chris is like "I would appreciate if you didn't blow smoke in my fa-Or go ahead, do it again "

Holy shit, Alex just turned on her bad0-ass mode O-o

Lmao Gene just isn't listening to the guy on the phone. He's just like "...I don't care. I just DON'T CARE. Please stfu. Or don't. Just keep talking I suppose. Whatever... GODDAMIT JUST LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Sure they're all yours?" The other guy's face is the definition of "HAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHA... ... Oh fuck."

Did Ray run of to go do crossword puzzles by himself? That's weird.

OH WAIT. Never mind, false alarm. He's just continuing his army recruitment form. Sounds like fun. But not really

YAY MORE QUEEN

In a word: ILOVEYOUGENE

Yes, that's technically one word, DON'T JUDGE ME.

Oh god, Mr. Creepy wants to see Alex at Luigi's. DON'T DO IT, ALEX.

"Is that a yes or a no?" It's a yes

This chick is seriously reminding me of River Song. Is that odd?

And by her reminding me of River, I mainly mean by me desperately wanting to punch her in the face.

Oh god lol Chris has replaced his smoking habit with a crisp one as it appears XD

Gene, you're jealous. I can tell. SEE THESE EYES? THEY SEE EVERYTHING. EVEN YOUR HEART.

Bahaha imagine if the car said "GOTCHA THERE, BITCH ;D"

Oh my god, I was actually right. Well, sort of. His was much more polite |D

OMGWTFBBQ WHO'S THIS CREEPER

Oh, it's Mr. Creepy... Somehow I thought he'd be much fatter. And grosser. And have a pedo beard.

...I don't like you, Mr. Creepy. I don't care that you're from the same place Alex is, you seem like an asshead waiting to happen.

Then again, that's what I thought about Gene the first time I saw him :/ ...NO. I REFUSE TO LIKE YOU, MR. CREEPY. REFUSE. OH YES. GET READY FOR THIS.

"Lovely teeth :D" ...Why do his teeth matter? O-o This a new fashion thing? Pretty teeth? "Ah, your teeth are looking lovely today!" "Oh, yours as well!" "Why thank you!" That's probably how dentists greet each other.

"Rearrange the following words: Change, never, leopard, spots." Um, I'll have to say Spots never leopard change, Gene.

"And god forbid I might even have to put a comforting arm around you!" I KNOW YOU WANT TO GENE *creepy face*

So Gene. Catching scum apparently involves you and Alex sitting in a car alone in the dark? Interesting *creepy face again*

Oh look, the River Song look-alike's been hit with a rock! :D It's almost like River get hit with one, right?

"I'd forgotten it did that." ...I don't want to know why, Alex. I really don't.

Alex, you're being creepy again. Just thought I'd let you know. Not that you ever listened to me before D:

OMG. IT WAS PETER. NO WAY.

...The River Song look-alike is technically a MAN?

Ohhhh my Ray. I'll bet you're feeling awkward about staring at her breast now :D

Oh my god lol. The chick just punched Gene in the balls. BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

Alex looks like she's torn between wanting help Gene up or wanting to punch him as well.

OHHH. So it wasn't Peter... So, he's not an asshead? Is no one really an asshead in this ep? THIS CANNOT BE.

EVEN RAY ISN'T AN ASSHEAD. THIS IS A MIRACLE.

Alex, you're creepin' again.

"...Creep" LOLLLL

*crosses fingers for Galex moment* 8D

FUCK YEAH, THERE WAS.

Oh Alex, you look so proud of yourself lol "Now you have to stay :D"

Oh god, IT'S MR, CREEPY.

SAY NO ALEX, SAY NOOO.

FUCK YEAH

"I think so, Luigi *stares directly at Gene*" FUCK YEAH, MORE GALEX.