Ok everyone, I know I have made you wait for long enough. The move to Lincoln, Nebraska is over and I have finally settled in. Though not as much can be said for my kitten Mina lol. I am officially working on this fic again. Love you all and hope you all keep reviewing because I love to hear your praises, criticisms and suggestions.

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Sheldon 'Whack-a-Doodle' Cooper, declared himself my boyfriend.

Mostly for Leonard's benefit than anyone else's it seemed as everyone else didn't even appear to be the focus of Sheldon's very hard stare after his statement.

Sheldon's words had wormed their way through the apartment, and Bernadette had grabbed Amy's hand and scampered out with a hasty goodbye and a promise to catch up later.

Raj and Howard scampered out just as quickly not long after.

Two months later

S-POV

It was a well known fact, that Sheldon likes order, tidiness, and for things to be in their assigned place.

What isn't so well known is that he also like things that are unique, that stand out, and are different from all other things or people around it.

These descriptions could not exemplify Penny any more if they tried.

Two months after that particular night where he decided to allow the others to know his and Penny's personal business in becoming a couple, alot had happened.

Life, for one Sheldon Lee Cooper, could not be any better.

Aside from winning the Nobel of course, this goes without saying.

Leonard Hofsteder was miserable, stewing in his jealousy day after day, observing his blossoming relationship with Penny, and knowing that there was nothing he can do about it.

The little rat was moping about trying every which way to make Penny and himself feel badly about being together, even though he was currently flirting anytime he got the chance with Sheldon's new assistant Alex.

His work was finally becoming viable again, after the betrayal of his friends. Thus Siebert assigning him Alex, against Sheldon's wishes, but it was nice to have a second pair of hands around he grudgingly admitted to himself. He only had to focuse on his work at the school and Alex took care of everything else at his behest with Leonard sniffing after her like a canine in heat. Having Siebert put him onto a new project for the school, trusting him again to do the work that only he could do. Papers on his theories published and no mocking reviews thrown into his face.

Not even Kripke or that she-witch Winkle could bring him down.

Hawken knows they've tried.

These last two months they threw more backwards insults at him, and when those did not work they resorted to outright hurtling of insults.

It got so bad that he did not even need to go to Siebert, someone did it for him. Another scientist was tired of them bullying Sheldon just for being happy.

Needless to say, they were strictly instructed to avoid him at all costs, lest more serious censures be given.

It was a magnificent moment.

Even better were the moments he had before sleep and wake with Penny these last two months. Where he could lay and nestle himself into her and watch her rising chest and know that from now on this sight was for him alone.

Noone would ever again see this sight, aside from their future children of course.

P-POV

For Penny waking up next to someone was not an unusual occurence, but waking up next to someone who wasn't trying to sneak out of the bed all stealthy like a hungover ninja was.

Sleeping in the same bed with Sheldon wasn't like what she thought it would be.

Not that she had particularly thought about it all that much before that night of dancing what seemed forever ago, but she had had the occasional pop up of "what if", who didn't.

He was always cold. Like ice pressed up against her back. When she asked him why he was so cold all the time he went into some long winded explanation about blood flow and anemia before she zoned him out thinking about whether or not she could pick up an extra shift for a little extra pocket money for this weekend.

She just knew that he made her feel like she was sleeping with an icecube.

A very large, sexy, smart, and highly horny icecube.

One that refused to let her move more than an inch away from him even in sleep.

For someone as arrogant and self-assured as he was when awake he was surprisingly clingy when he was asleep.

This was not a good thing for her, especially when she needed to get up in the middle of the night to pee.

Which seemed to be the situation she was finding herself in once again.

Wiggling and squirming would do no good, she learned that the hard way when she tried that tactic one night and it just made him excited and he pounced on her as soon as she managed to make it out of the bathroom.

'Sleep was not fast coming that night.' Penny thought with a smile cuddling back into surprisingly firm arms and less surprisingly firm groin.

She had found the only way to get out of his hold without too much trouble was to be straightforward.

Unlike any of her past 'paramors' (Thank you Sheldon-ese) Sheldon was completely fine with knowledge of all of her bodily functions. In fact even before they were 'dating' he was asking after her period and her bowel movements.

It was just her whack-a-doodles way of showing he cared.

So saying she had to go pee was no biggie with him, which was a little refreshing as most guys liked to believe girls had no bodily functions outside of the cute mousy sneeze here or there.

God forbid you fart, or burp.

Not Sheldon though. He seemed perfectly fine with all of her bodies functions.

When she finially managed to get out of his vice grip, and she was sitting on the toilet doing her business, the thought that despite the occasionally super possesiveness and slightly controlling tendencies Sheldon had, this might just be her healthiest relationship, was a little scary.

This chapter is a way of introducing the story to those who are new and those who need to be re-introduced. I am so sorry for my absence and those of you who have reviewed in my absence are insanely loved. I won't be able to respond to all of you, but I will do so from now on. Thank you all so much and I hope you enjoy this chapter!