WARNING: CONTAINS CRACK

HAI all yes I am very much alive and well. to a point. I'm just busy as all and as I haven't updated this story (because I want to re edit half of it and or start again) doesn't mean I don't think about it. I will how ever make sure I finish this story and some how rework it into a much better story. Where did the idea come from for this BONUS CHAPTER well i was listening to demons by Imagine Dragons when a little thought crossed my mind of Zero rolling around like Toothless off How To Train Your Dragon and well I couldn't not somehow in clued this little cut scene into the story. How ever remember this Chapter has nothing to do with the story line. Its just a little extra for being such wonderful followers of this story.

~ Bonus Chapter ~ How to train your Dragon Boyfriend

Tonight was like every other night, the moon was out and the boys sat at the edge of the forest over looking the lake. Ever since they sorted out there relationship problems they have not been apart (half of it was because Zero couldn't stand being away from his mate.) Tonight they chose the soft meadow part of the lake that lay on the other side of the school. From here they could see the Academy and the stables (which was only a mere 20 feet away from them.) Kaname and Zero where simply chatting about all kinds of things which Zero wondered why he and Kaname never talked before now. But thats when it happened, Zero said something that made Kaname scuff and throw some grass that he picked at Zero, Little did he know that the grass had an effect on Zero that Kaname would never forget.

The grass that Kaname threw at Zero was a Nepeta Drakonaria (Dragon Nip.) The dragon nip was long with long strand like leaves and small purple flowers. It had no scent until picked or rubbed. In this case Kaname had picked the leaves and was rolling them between his hands when Zero commented on his liking it in the rear when Kaname scuffed and threw the now scented leaves at Zero. Zero who had never smelt the dragon nip before let alone felt its effects went wide eyed and dopey. He grew a smug looking smile on his face and his eyes went blue and glassed over. To be frank he looked like he was the cat who had two bowls of milk and five canneries. Kaname blinked and watched as Zero swayed a bit before falling over on his chest in a really awkward position. Then he let out a long purr. Yes purr like a small kitten.

At first Kaname thought Zero had lost his mind and even more so when he rubbed up against the leaves and rolled around purring. Then Zero smelt the dragon nip on Kanames hands, to which he crawled on to Kanames lap purring and rubbing up against him. "Zero what are you doing" the only answer he go was a flick of a white tail and a long purr like growl. Wait a minute Zeros tail wasn't there a second ago. Zeros eyes where large and glassly. Almost like he was high. Kaname sniffed his hand and gorcked at the smell. To his nose it was like smelling a meat plant, a dead and rotting meat plant. To Zero however it smelt like one thousand roses and chocolate, and sweet stuff. It was just purrfect so to speak.

After several hours of kitten,dragon Zero purring and rolling around with wings and tail falling about. Kaname finally manged to get Zero away from the now foul-smelling plant and sane again, well almost. It seemed that the plant had another effect on Zero, one that Kaname love a little too much. Zero was more horny than he would be without a months worth of love-making. Which would be a really horny Zero if that ever happened. With the mark on Kaname and all.

Lets just say no one got any sleep that night, With Zeros load roaring that broke though the sound proof spell and all.

The next night Kaname had a little chat with Alcazar, Kaname held in a small plastic bag a sample of the plant. "whats that?" Alcazar Asked as Kaname gave him the bag while pinching his nose. "I don't know me and Zero where out on the meadow talking when he went all kitten like because of this plant." Kaname explained as Alcazar opened the bag and sniffed it. His eyes went glassy and then he shook his head. "oh my I never thought Cross would have this growing here" Alcazar stated as he closed the bag and set it aside. " the scientific word for this is Nepeta Drakonaria otherwise knowing as Dragon nip or Draco mint. It belongs to the same family as the cat nip and also normal mints. Only dragons will feel its over powering effect." Alcazar sated as he walked towards his desk placing the bag in a drawer for later (he would place it in his students desk later and see what happens, oh he is such a nasty Maker.) "its harmless to dragons only turns them soft and gooey like kittens as you said Kaname." Kaname nodded as his thoughts ran else were, he was sure he had seen this "nip" before just couldn't think of were.

Several hours of late internet research e came across we he had seen it before, And in fact he was rather amused. The fact that it was right in his face made it all the more funnier.

The next night he made Zero come around to watch a dvd, Zero of cause wasn't interested in dvds all he wanted to do was pin Kaname to his bed and never let him go. In fact that was all that was on his mind. Zero knocked on Kanames doors "come in" came the voice of his lover as the doors opened for Zero. Who simple rolled his eyes at the mind controlled doors and entered his lovers chambers. Kaname was setting te dvd up in his dvd player and two slots in the wall slide apart reviling a large plasma screen tv. "so what are we watching tonight Kaname?" Zero asked as he sat on the bed. The doors made a small clunk noise which was the lock to the door Zeros brows raised 'why did Kaname lock the doors' Zero wondered. There was a small bump as Kaname sat down next to Zero on the bed. "oh just something that could help us understand dragons more" Zero raised his brows at Kaname 'history lessons great way to kill my mood Kaname' Zero thought and turned to the tv when he heard the dream works tune.

"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunset. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have... dragons!" Hiccups voice came from the Tv. Zero turned to Kaname and gave him a 'orly' look. "So you going to try to train me now hmm Kaname?" Zero said in a sickly sweet voice. Kaname just chuckled and shook his head. "well I thought since you just love dragon nip that I could get a few more tricks to have you bending over backwards for me" Kaname said as straight-faced as he could. Zero how ever looked like he was petrified, After what his marker did to him during class, making him roll around and purr like a kitten. He still can't look at some of the students in the eye let alone tell them to get in line.

From watching the movie both Zero and Kaname learnt that Zero will drop as if being sedated after being starched behind the jaw where his neck and jaw meet. (he also gets very horny if licked or bitten there to the point he pins Kaname down and well you get the point.)

So all in all Kaname had a few tricks up his sleeves, and now a well-trained Dragon Boyfriend.

Zero however hates Kanames tricks and his maker for both turning him and putting him in this state.