a/n: OK, I decided I needed to update, like now. 'Cuz it's been about a week...XD
Haru
"Hiya!"
"Um, doc?"
"I'd really appreciate if you stopped staring at my mustache. It's bad for my skin."
"That did so make sense!"
"Like, what-ever!"
"I am not gay!"
"Hey, my mustache looks smexy (is that even a word? according to spell check, no. no it is not.) and I get more respect because of it!"
"No, I don't think the meaning of 'respect' has changed to 'people gawking at your gayosity'!"
"Hey! You're the one who said, 'gayosity'!"
"My finger quotes aren't gay! ...well, they're not that gay."
"Finally, new subject!"
"What about Katara?"
"No, I don't like her...I like her shoes!"
"Seriously! They are like, soooo fantabulous!"
"Yes, fantabulous!"
"What do you mean I've been 'spending too much time with Jet'?!"
"MY FINGER QUOTES ARE AWESOME!!...and Jet isn't gay!"
"So what if he's stalking Zuko?! The man's damned hot! ...Get it? He's hot and he's a firebender? Nobody ever laughs at my jokes."
"THEY ARE SO FUNNY!!"
Doctor's Note
Diagnosis: Gay.
Treatment: Who cares? Either way, I get paid by the hour.
Current Status: Ranting about how funny his gay ass jokes are. (They aren't really funny!)
Additional Note: OK, WTF is with that gay ass mustache of his?!
I hope his Zuko burns off his mustache! DIE MUSTACHE, DIE!!!!
a/n: OK, I dunno exactly how many votes Haru got, but it was alot! The current score though, is...-drumroll- Bumi: 6 Jet: 8 Zhao: 3 Ya, and if you're the 100th reviewer, your vote counts as two, so review!!! Or ZUKO will grow a mustache!