Secret Diary Of Sarah Baker Strictly Private

by FussleFloosh

Find out what lifes really like with twelve siblings, a workoholic dad and a mother who jets of on a booktour. Chaos ensures that my friends is inevitable.

13. Uh Oh

Dear Diary

Ok this is going to be a mega quick entry as a) I feel terrible and b) I have to go and help look for Mark. Look for Mark you may ask, he ran away after leaving mum and dad a message something along the line of big families suck. Anyway on to my feeling awful I mean I was always picking on the dude, I practically gave him the name Fed X, and now he's run away.

Mum's was in floods of tears but she's calmed down now and dad's just finished giving everyone directions. Nora's on her way over, most probably with the doorknob, but frankly I couldn't care today the more people we have the more chance we have of finding Mark.

Mike and I are heading of to the park with Lorraine and the twins, so I have to go as dad's yelling.

Sarah