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Trial 12: Loyalty
"I know it was honorable, Sasuke, but-"
"It was the only option for such a dishonorable man," That's a bit harsh, teme! Though, he is taking good care of Kuroni's severed head.
"Still," I sigh in defeat, knowing that I actually agree with him, "He was just another one controlled by Orochimaru," Like you, I wanted to add.
"Naruto," After tying up the sack that he slid the head in, he took a light hold of my collar, "About that. It's impossible for it to happen again, so you can relax."
Yeah, I guess I can.
With the kiss that I give Sasuke, I start letting the past drop out of my own worries. I mean, I thought Sasuke was the one who couldn't let go, but all that shit flooded back to me. 'Now that I have him, what could take him away?' I can't count how many times that thought popped into my head since the Trials began. Not anymore! I'm too happy with things to be hypocritical.
"Hey, I owe you a skip. I'll take Kuroni to the elders, you can head back to the inn," I reach for the sack, only to have him move it away from me.
"There is no way in hell that I will leave you alone with them," I love how he can say protective things so matter-of-factly, just like me!
"But I still owe you, teme," It might be nerves from what I just saw, but I feel the need to lighten the mood. What's better than some harmless flirting for doing that? So, with flirting mode activated, I slipped around his waist and put a hand in the curve of his back.
"Fine, then pick something else," Perfect opening for me, Sasuke, lemme just take it.
"Well, what do you have in mind?" Nicely-executed, self! The smirk and one-eyebrow raise were nice touches. Hell, Sasuke's even blushing a bit!
"I don't have anything in particular, dobe. I don't care much anymore about it, anyway," Like always, he's trying to ruin my fun. Too bad, he's still leaving himself wide open.
"Then leave it to me. Heh, I think I have something in mind," It takes all I have to not laugh my ass off at Sasuke's confused expression.
"Ano...," Oh, he's catching himself! "Hn," That was a close one; Sasuke nearly lost his ability to stay stoic twenty-four/seven.
"Until then, let's give our dear elders a present," My heavy sarcasm did shit to conceal how pissed off I am at them. If our message at the prison wasn't loud enough, maybe a severed head will get across to them!
We're let right into the meeting room, no questions asked. Nobody cared that we were sent out to find three criminals and came back with none. No, all of their eyes seemed to be transfixed on the dripping, bloody sack.
"That looks promising, but too small for three targets," Koharu eyed the blood puddle forming on the spotless tatami mats.
"Yes, it's just the one," Yanking it out of the bag, Sasuke chucked the head onto the table in front of them. It splatters blood all over their clothes and faces.
"Ugh!" Koharu screams, and motions for a guard to take the head.
"That was Kuroni," Mitokado's trying really hard to get the blood to stop smearing around his glasses, but he's failing hard, "What about the others?"
"They won't be joining us. Kuroni killed both of them before we got there," So far, our cover story is working pretty well. We hadn't talked it out too much with Kuroni's weird-ass accomplices, but we had agreed to say that they were dead.
"If they were dead, why don't we have their heads as proof?"
"There were no heads left, or bodies for that matter. We gathered that Kuroni had turned cannibal. We found bone shards in the fire pit, so it seems that he smashed everything and burned it. We have those, if you wish to see," Sasuke takes some of Kuroni's charred remains out of a smaller sack and pours it onto the table.
"You may not have been aware, but Kuroni was detoxified well before his escape. It is unlikely that he would have lost control like that.
"That would explain the pile of mushrooms at his camp!" Sometimes, I'm damn good at thinking on my feet.
"He was under the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms?" Mitokado nods slowly and turns to Koharu, "Well? They brought back Kuroni's head and the bones of the other two. This Trial focused on having the ability and confidence to track down and nullify a threat. Do you agree that they accomplished this?"
Koharu takes her time, glaring at each of us individually. I'll admit, our story sounds a bit hokey, but our "evidence" should be good enough to even convince this bitch that they're all dead!
"Before I say your result, did either of you see any papers with Kuroni? They would have formulas on them," Even now, she's trying to use him! Not gonna happen, lady!
"He probably used them as kindling so he could burn his accomplices. Can you get on with this? We want time to clean up before we get the Dog Trial," Maybe if I play up my impatience enough, they'll let us get the hell out of here before they realize we're lying out our asses.
"Alright. Somehow, you managed to make it through eleven Trials. Congratulations," If that was any more "sincere", her nose would have grown.
"Great! We'll be waiting for the next Trial,"
"With bated breath, we assure you," Finishing each other's sentences? Those girly romance movies aren't bullshitting when they say that lovers do that kind of fluffy stuff. I think Sasuke noticed it, too, since he clenched his fists after he completed my thought, (granted, I don't think I would've said it as nicely as he put it.)
Given the chance, we skedaddle out of there, which was surprising since Uchihas don't do anything but strut. Instead of being able to make it home, though, we run straight into Sakura when we leave the Hokage tower. Literally. All the books and scrolls she was carrying spilled and opened all over the dirt road.
"Baka Naruto! Why were you rushing like that!" She gets down to pick up her things, and both of us bend to help her.
"Hey~!" I whine (I'm not proud about it) just a teeny bit, "Why am I the only baka? Sasuke ran into you, too!"
"Dobe, I don't run into people. I run through them," That's not a threat to me, right, Sasuke?
"Gimme those," She grabs all of the scrolls and books from us, "You guys are lucky that I'm in a good mood."
"Why's that?" For once, Sasuke doesn't sound totally disinterested in how she's doing. I'll just add that to the long list of improvements I've noticed in Sasuke since I confessed! It'll go right above "Has regained the ability to laugh" and below "Doesn't constantly have his eyebrows furrowed."
"Well, if you really wanna know," She blushes and scratches her cheek, "I'm...seeing someone."
"I know that face!" I go to hug her, but things get awkward when I have to get around the big stack of books, so I just squeeze her shoulder, "So, who is he, just so I know who to punch if he hurts you?" Sakura gets my joke and grins back at me.
"Don't punch him, you idiot! You can trust Sai," Him. Seriously? SAI!
"How in the hell did that happen!"
"Sorry if you didn't notice, Naruto, but you were out training all the time. Sai and I got close when you were training to save Sasuke. Plus, we had a lot of time during the war and you went off training after that, too!" Man, I didn't mean to make her get defensive.
"You two probably make a good match. Just make sure you keep him in check. He seems a bit . . .vulgar," Sasuke shifts his weight to his other leg and crosses his arms. Fine, if he's not gonna come right out and say it, I will.
"He probably has no idea how relationships work. Keep him out of your pants until he does, alright?"
"Dumb ass!" Sakura freaks and punches me over the head with books, "I can take care of myself!" Stars, they're so pretty...Ah! Snap out of it! It was just a whack to the head, even if it was from one of the strongest kunoichi I know.
"Now, if you don't mind, I have to get these to Tsunade!" She huffs, but I see her smiling as she prances off.
"Yo, Sasuke? Why didn't we mention that we're together?"
"I already told you, dobe. I'm still debating."
"Are you 'debating' being with me when you shove your tongue in my mouth?"
"I never 'shove' anything, usuratonkachi! Are you trying to imply that I don't know what I'm doing?"
"I'm just teasing, Saucykins. I fully enjoy kissing you," Perhaps the cutesy nickname was going too far?
"Fuck you!" You're a liar, Sasuke! You said you don't shove anything, but you just shoved your elbow into my stomach.
"Bas- Bastard!" I nearly cough up my guts and spit them out. As much as it hurts, I don't really feel like hitting him back. If I wasn't trying to convince him to be my boyfriend, I would've gladly rearranged his pretty face.
"You shouldn't have called me something so stupid. From now on, no nicknames." Oh, come on!
"What? But, what if I want to call you Teme?" I straighten up and wipe my mouth so I can give my best puppy-dog pout.
"That's a given, dobe," Don't roll your eyes, Sasuke, you know my stare is working.
"Alright, then what about normal pet names, like baby or sexy?"
"Do you know how ridiculous you sound?" Damn, he's right. Sexy doesn't really roll off the tongue, and it's a bit obvious. "Baby" sounds like I'm a pedo, but Sasuke's not a little brat.
"Deal," I almost lean in to kiss him, but then I notice that we're being stared at by some villagers. Yeah, I don't think Konoha's main street would be the greatest place to start making out.
I'll just have to wait until we get back to the inn!
Target spotted. . . approaching slowly so it isn't disturbed.
Initiate capture sequence!
"Gotcha!" It takes some struggling, but I get the target pinned against the wall.
"Dobe, don't jump me when I'm in the kitchen! I nearly burned my hand!" He stops complaining when I grab the backs of his thighs and sweep him off his feet.
Anyone else would be called crazy if they let Sasuke's deadly legs wrap around their waist. It would be like letting a boa constrictor be your scarf.
"Oh, come on. The kitchen is attached to the living room, which is technically our bedroom, so it's legit," Methinks he likes it when I purr. Just a guess.
"Shut up," This would be a great time to say "Make me!", but he's way ahead of me. Kissing Sasuke is coming natural to me, since it's like sparring, but with tongues. If I think about it that way, my adrenaline starts spiking as if we're using our fists instead of our lips. I know damn well which I prefer!
If he lets me get this far, I wonder what he'd do if I went any further. Meh, I wanna do what I wanna do, so I might as well do it. I push into the kiss with my entire body, allowing my hands to slip back further on his legs.
Damn, I thought I was kidding all those times I called Sasuke a tight ass.
If Sasuke doesn't get any control back, he'll probably start getting annoyed, so I tilt my head to the side. He accepts the invite, but way more than I thought.
"Let go...for a second," I'm a bit distracted by his crazy-hot voice, but I take my hands off him. Without fumbling or slipping off me, he pulls off my jacket and fishnet armor. Since he started it, I unzip and throw Sasuke's shirt across the room. I slide my hands under his thighs and get them back to where they belong. I try looking into his eyes, but my cocky grin falters when I take in the sight.
I've seen some sexual things, but Idon't know a damn thing that can beat a turned-on Sasuke. Especially one that's shirtless, but still has on his high, black arm guards. The headband around his neck is a great touch, but it's in my way, so it gets untied and tossed to the floor.
Our skin feels like we're just degrees away from bursting into flames, but we still want to get closer. My eyes skim down from his spinning Sharingan to watch his parted lips. As if he knows I'm looking, he bites his lower lip and slowly lets it go. I can't help myself, I have to lean in and do the same to him. Thing is, I'm not done looking, so I pull away after a couple kisses and bites to glance over his chest. It already has a light sheen of sweat which highlights every bit of definition he has. It raises and lowers along with Sasuke's light panting. But, as nice as it is, I'm more interested in his hardened nipples, so I latch onto one of them. Sasuke hisses when I suck roughly, and again when my nails dig into flesh through his pants.
Without thinking, my hips buck forward and meet Sasuke's. Oh, Fuckin' A, I don't even bother holding in my moan when Sasuke pushes himself even closer. Neither of us see any point in stopping, so it becomes a battle of tongues and hips; and, since he's the one pinned with his legs spread, I know I'll win this one.
The bucking and rubbing and licking and kissing and panting all blurs together as our rhythm quickens. Sasuke, gasping for breath between kisses and grasping at my hair, starts breaking the pace we had set. He's biting my neck a lot more, so my movements also become erratic, until we're both just thrusting wildly into each other. I'm almost at my limit, just a few more seconds...
Then again, that's all it takes for some asshole to knock on the fucking door!
"Excuse me, Uzumaki-san! I have a scroll for you!" Man, it's the innkeeper, so it's not even someone I can beat the living shit out of for interrupting!
Reluctantly, I let Sasuke go. He growls at the door before closing himself into the bathroom. I throw on my jacket to cover my marks and raging hard-on from the poor old innkeeper lady.
"Thank you," I flash my brightest, shit-eating grin, "I never caught your name, ma'am?"
"Oh!" She hands me the scroll, "I'm Ryou Tei," She bows deeply to introduce herself.
"I know you know, but I'm Uzumaki Naruto. You have a really beautiful inn. I'll always remember it. Thank you again," I bow to her, and she rushes back down the hall to take care of some other guests.
"Alright Sasuke, you can come out now," I shut the door before opening up the scroll for our next Trial.
"So, what does it say?" Sasuke avoids looking at me as he goes to finally use the stove.
"We got lucky, it's from Tsunade. She says in here that since this is the Dog Trial, and dogs represent loyalty, that-," I can't say the rest of the line. Why would she do this to me, huh?
"I can choose whether or not you become Hokage," Of all the times to read over my shoulder, Sasuke chooses the worst!
"Sasuke, I know what this says, but think about things first!"
"If I should revoke your ability to become Hokage," He takes a step back, "I must become Hokage instead."
"I understand that you could do a lot for your clan with this kind of power, but just know that I, well," I rethink things, trying to see it in Sasuke's point of view. He does have better judgement than I do. What if he thinks that I'm simply not fit to become Hokage? Out of everybody, Sasuke would be the one to know if I would be a good leader. In that case...
"I will support whatever decision you make," I've got a preference, but it's in Sasuke's hands.
"Dobe," He takes the scroll out of my hands and tosses it onto the table, "Don't be ridiculous. This seems like a standard part of the Trials. I'm sure your father's Assistant was given the same offer. For me, it's a simple choice."
"You don't think they're targeting you?" That's just the kind of thing I would expect from those elders.
"If they are, their aim is way off. I have no desire to take away your dream. An Uchiha becoming Hokage would start this entire cycle over again," I laugh in relief. I know I shouldn't have worried so much. Sasuke as Hokage? Yeah, sure, and I'd make a good celibate monk!
"Simple as that, huh?" Take that, Trials! This team runs on loyalty!
"Yeah. The First Hokage was smart to give the opportunity for mutiny, but I doubt he considered the scenario of the Hokage and Assistant being . . .involved with each other," Fuckin' A, Sasuke, is it that hard to admit it? Stop being such a frustration bastard!
"Makes sense. Now, that wasn't the entire Trial, teme," He's wandering off to get the tea off of the stove, so I make sure he isn't just ignoring me out of bastard principles.
"I figured as much, dobe. Tea?" I nod, so he takes out two tea cups and fills them up. Together, we spread out the scroll and read it while drinking our tea. The two don't mix well, and I nearly spew all of my tea over Sasuke and the scroll.
"Damn it! The rest is from the elders. It says that we're supposed to kidnap scientists!" I sputter as hot tea flies back into my throat.
"From our own country?" Sasuke snatches the scroll to read the rest, "No, from Suna!"
"But Gaara and his country, they're our allies! Why the hell would the elders risk ruining that?"
"Perhaps they aren't," Sasuke sets his cup down and leans back, furrowing his brow, "It seems that it's up to us. We absolutely can't fail."
"Of course we can't! Gaara would eat us from the inside out if we tried to fuck with his people. He's one of my best friends, but he wouldn't even take that shit from me!" What kind of bullshit is this! Those elders know damn well that this is the opposite of how a Hokage would act!
Hey, wait a minute. That's it! I think I got it!
"Can you please explain to me why we're risking the entire Shinobi Alliance? The elders don't know what they're doing," Sasuke growls at me as we trot through the Wind Country's desert. It's not wickedly hot since the sun is going down, but I'm still not bothering to wear my jacket.
"We're not risking anything, Sasuke. We're not even sneaking into the village."
"Naruto, I know you've never kidnapped anybody, but it works in the same way as an assassination. As in, you don't want to be seen!" Yeah, yeah, I know that! Just relax for a second!
"I'm doing what I would do as Hokage!" There's no way I would ever want to be Gaara's enemy. I'm sure my plan will work.
Sasuke merely sighs and smacks the back of my head "for being an idiot."
Sunagakure comes into view quickly, and just in time for it to be night. It's the perfect time to come see Gaara.
"Won't he be asleep?"
"Probably not," I think back on a conversation I had with Gaara soon after the war, "He told me that he got into the habit of not sleeping. Turns out, sleep isn't totally required for you to survive! When he's feeling annoyed, he sleeps for a couple hours."
"So, without Shukaku driving him insane, he became a night owl? And we're simply approaching him?"
"Yeah! Ya see, a Hokage is supposed to be a diplomat. I'm sure that we can reason enough with Gaara that he'll give us the scientists we need!"
Scanning the rooftops, I try to find the silhouette of the Kazekage. It's not long before I spot him on top of the Kazekage tower. We set off in his direction, but we're halted by guards. They recognize us, but we have to prove who we are. Sasuke only has to show his eyes, and I go into Kyuubi mode and do a fingertip Rasengan. Bowing, they let us into the village.
We take to the rooftops, and finally land on the round roof of the tower that's overlooking the balcony.
"Long time, no see!" I keep to a dull roar to be polite. It is night time, after all!
"I thought I saw something orange running towards me," Gaara turns and waves us down from the roof, "And you brought Sasuke."
"Yeah, about that; I don't know if you've heard the news, but I'm going through these things called Trials. If I complete all of them, I'll become the Hokage! Sasuke's helping me because he's going to become my Assistant," Might as well give him the full explanation before jumping into business.
"It's about time, Naruto. It would be nice for there to be a Kage even younger than I am," Hey, I think No-Brows just teased me!
"Hey, you know I'll do a good job! It doesn't matter that I'm young, I've got Sasuke to be the mature one," I nudge Sasuke with my shoulder, which helps both of us relax.
Gaara takes off the Kage hat and lets it hang down his back. The white robes that he's wearing are very similar to the ones I'll be wearing soon, except that his color is green and mine will be red. It was always strange to me that they would make wind be green, but I guess they can't be a weird color, like gray or something.
"How are you, Sasuke?" I don't know what it is about the question, but it gets me really nervous. I mean, Gaara was never really clear on how he feels about Sasuke. At one point, I thought he wanted Sasuke dead in order to protect me, but everything became weird after Sasuke helped us kill Kabuto and Madara. I just don't know what's going on in his head!
"Recently, I've been much better since the last time we met."
"Thanks to Naruto, right?" Gaara doesn't change his expression when Sasuke lowers his head.
"I know. What you said in the Iron Country was right, I just wish I could have seen that," What's this? Oh, right! Gaara said something about how Sasuke was in the darkness or whatever, but I didn't know that meant they talked back then.
"Better late than never, Sasuke. Personally, I'm glad things worked out so well, for Naruto's sake," Since my name is mentioned, it's as good a time as any to jump in.
"Heh, thanks, Gaara. I owe you so much already, but I still need to ask you for more. It's for my current Trial."
"I can do anything within reason," Spoken like a true Kazekage. I should take notes from him for how a Kage should act. So far, I've gathered that they're really protective, and yet they can keep a cool head. So far, I can do one out of the two. Lemme try the second one right now, since I have to ask the main question
"Okay, then. You see, our elders need special scientists for a project. I wasn't given all of the details on it, but we'd really appreciate it if you would ask Hakushi-sensei and Kouba-sensei if they would come help in Konoha."
"Those are two of my highest-ranking doctors. Hakushi-sensei and Kouba-sensei are still very busy with war recovery. Many of the villagers sustained long-lasting injuries or need therapy for lost limbs. It would be very inconvenient for them to leave right now,"
"What if we reimbursed them and sent Sakura to help here? The last time we saw her, she was delivering papers to Tsunade. I'm certain that Shizune could cover for her if she agrees to come here."
"Sakura's abilities would be very useful here," Gaara sighs and looks at one of the guards by the door. He comes over quickly and bows down onto one knee, standard shinobi style.
"Gijou-san, please go to the hospital and tell Hakushi-sensei and Kouba-sensei to report to me," The guard, Gijou, jumps up immediately and takes to the rooftops in the direction of Suna's large hospital.
"Does that mean we have a deal, 'Kazekage-sama?'" Gaara's the only person I know who doesn't roll his eyes at me when I tease them.
"You and I do, but you have to wait for their word. If they agree, allow them an hour to pack. It would be better if you travel at night through the desert."
"No kidding! I nearly turned into a puddle on the way here!" I fan myself dramatically, but Sasuke swats my hand down.
"You were the one trying to sprint all the way there."
"What? I was getting bored with looking at sand!"
"Dobe."
"Well, I see you two haven't lost a beat, despite everything that happened these past years," Come on, Gaara. You know that Sasuke and I can't help but act this way.
"I can't say that we've gone back to how we used to be, but that's a good thing," Phew! For a second there, I thought Sasuke was about to confess about our relationship to Gaara!
"Yes, I suppose being in love with each other is an improvement," Fuckin' A!
"W-what? How did you – Are you implying – I mean, how the hell?" Words are too hard to use properly when you're stumbling to figure out what was said.
"What gave us away so easily?"
"I made a few observations, and then layered in what I already know about your interactions. I wasn't sure until you started bantering, but you made it pretty obvious."
"Alright, fine. It's not like I wanted to keep it a secret, anyway," I swear, I intend on telling Sakura when we see her!
"It's not official yet," Buzz-kill, Sasuke.
"For no goddamn reason!" Telling our friends that we're dating is supposed to be fun! It's not supposed to turn into a debate.
"I'm sure you two will figure those things out. For now, the doctors are here," He's right; One woman and one man, both wearing white coats, are escorted onto the balcony by Gijou.
"This is Hakushi-sensei," Gaara introduces the short, old man. He bows to us, then looks over us both with kind eyes.
"And this is Kouba-sensei," The tall, red-headed woman bows also, then smiles at us.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Uzumaki Naruto, and this is Uchiha Sasuke,"
"Yes, we certainly know who you two are. We heard that this was about some business in Konoha?" Hakushi answers us, and Sasuke takes his turn with stating our offer. Once he does, the two doctors only need a moment to consider it.
"Many of our patients would benefit from some fresh eyes taking a look over their conditions. We'd be happy to have Sakura replace us in exchange for our services."
"You'll also be paid by the Hokage for your time," How about that, I'm not so bad at being polite to people. Then again, I wasn't every a total asshole.
"It's settled, then. We'll be ready soon, and we can meet at the gates," Kouba's words are clipped, but not rude-sounding. If she was a billion years older, she would sound like a nicer Koharu.
"Thank you again!" I say that to both the doctors and Gaara. When the doctors leave, I also give him a big hug and a promise to see him again soon.
After only twenty minutes, the doctors are ready to go. We travel through the desert for a good two hours, but weather decides to be a bitch. Visibility is nearly at zero with all the sand that's blowing around, so we're holding onto each other's arms.
"It's a sandstorm! We have to find cover! Naruto-san, Sasuke-san, can you find a cave or a sand bunker?"
"There's no seeing through this. We'll just have to make a bunker!" I make Sasuke grab on to both of the doctors so I can make Kage Bunshins. Armed with kunai, a thousand clones make quick work of digging into the sand fast enough to create a bunker. It's high enough to cover our heads if we're sitting down, so everyone jumps into it. Before following, I release all of my clones.
"Ah, much better!" Kouba shakes sand out of her hair. Hakushi doesn't have any hair to shake sand out of, unless it's the ones coming out of his nose.
"This storm doesn't show any signs of letting up. It looks like we have to stay here for the night," Sasuke has a point, but the doctors don't have to look so pleased!
"That sounds fine. Get some sleep, you two, we have a long walk tomorrow, and it'll be a quick one. We might have to even carry you. If we don't get you back before noon, we fail the Trial."
"What was that? You need a file?" No kidding, this storm is deafening!
"Nevermind!" I yell, "Get to sleep!"
"Okay!" Both of them respond to me. Using their bags as pillows, they fall asleep almost instantly, despite the raging sand above them. Seriously, these doctors need to get out more if just a little walk like that wiped them out!
"You know, we're going to owe Sakura a lot for this," Man, I hadn't even thought about that!
"Whatever, she knows I'm good for it! I always pay back people if I owe them!" Now that I say that, it's a bit of a lie.
I still owe Sasuke, and this time, we can't possibly be interrupted. Over this storm, we can't even be heard! Sasuke backs as far away from me as the bunker would allow, probably because I'm grinning pervertedly.
"Naruto?" I'm glad my ears are good, or else I'd have to just read his lips. Then again, it's really hard to read lips when you're making out.
"Ugh, dobe, you're getting sand in my teeth," Sure enough, I keep hearing little rocks being ground up in my mouth. I spit a few times and get some water from my flask. He takes it from me once I'm done. Now sand-free, I grab the back of his head and push him into me. While he's taking control by exploring my mouth, I try to come up with a good way to pay him back. I need something that he will never forget. Kissing we've done, grinding we've done. But wait, we've done that, and yet I've never done one vital thing.
I haven't actually seen his cock. Not even once. What the hell kind of gay guy am I?
According to the magazine I read, I have two choices: handjob or blowjob. To be honest, I'd usually go for handjob first, but Sasuke would kick my ass the second any sand got there. I look down and see that both of my hands are absolutely covered with sand. Well, this'll be interesting, then!
"Hey, Sasuke," I speak into his ear, since I know he wouldn't be able to hear a whisper, "I know how to pay you back," It shouldn't really count, since I'm going to have fun with this, too. I doubt he'll complain about it.
One of Sasuke's eyebrows raise up, but as soon as my hand gets on his waistband, both of them try to fling themselves into his bangs.
Right, I'll probably have to get him going before doing anything drastic. Letting lust take over entirely, I unzip and rip off his shirt and headband, once again leaving him with only his armguards. I like how the leather looks and feels on Sasuke, so if it were up to me, he'd never have them off.
With his skin exposed, I'm able to lick and suck at whatever I want. Even if Sasuke would want to do anything to me, he wouldn't find any time between all my advances. At some point, he figures out that he can just lean back and enjoy the attention. His body follows the rhythm of my movements, and I wait for my final cue.
"Ngh, Naruto," The moan heats my ear, then the rest of my body follows suit. Even if I wanted to wait for a better moment, I don't think my libido would let me. I catch his lips and kiss him while my hands work at his pants. Good! It actually has a zipper. I never realized that, but it comes in handy here. I make sure that I don't have any sand on my hands before I reach in. Sasuke squirms once he feels what I'm doing, but that's the only protest he gives. His fists don't stop clenching at my shirt, so that may be his silent go-ahead.
When I finally wrap my fingers around him, my thoughts break like a skipping song. He's so, just so, everything! And he's all that and even more, now that I can actually see his cock in my hand and out of his pants.
This can't be too hard, right? The magazine said something about treating it like an ice cream cone or whatever. Really, I can't think about a good strategy for this. Seriously, I don't think you're supposed to have one when you're about to suck off an Uchiha.
Kissing him calms my nerves, so I leave a trail of them down his chest. Sasuke catches onto my plan when I grip his hips to keep them steady.
"Wha-what?" I can't really explain to Sasuke what I'm about to do, so I decide to show him. As confidently as possible, I run my tongue over the very tip. As soon as I dip into the slit, Sasuke's clenches my hair. He intends to pull me away, but I'm too fast for him. Licking and sucking his head isn't that complicated, really, and it has Sasuke making all the sounds I love to hear. When I start feeling comfortable, I take more of his cock into my mouth.
It's a lot easier than a crow and a frog, but not by much. As an added bonus, his salty skin tastes much better than those things.
I'm not going to let him cum before I get to tease him a bit. His hands have been following my head up and down, but he hasn't done anything more. So, I let my lips come off with a light pop, then I look up at Sasuke. His eyes fly open when he feels that I stopped, and they stare into mine. Keeping the eye-contact, I lower my mouth towards him. I go as frustratingly slow as possible. Closer, closer...
Until he finally just shoves me down. Luckily, I'm prepared, so I don't choke on him. Sasuke seems to like this arrangement, since he's pulling and pushing my hair as he pleases. I shut my eyes and go along, letting my tongue and lips play around him. Sasuke's hips struggle against my hands, but I keep them down firmly as I experiment a bit. After running my tongue from base to tip, I end up lapping up pre-cum.
"Haa!" He's close, I can sense it. All I have to do is suck and lick and kiss and lap, rinse and repeat.
I wish I would've been looking at him when he came, but the sheer force of it kept my attention to his cock. More specifically, I was too busy trying to keep all of his cum in my mouth so we don't get messy. I don't leave it in my mouth long enough to really say what it tastes like, but it's not bad at all. I easily swallow it down and clean my mouth off before Sasuke regains any sort of composure. I sort him out and zip his pants back up, and he doesn't even make a sound. Heh, I'm better at this than I thought.
"So, was that good enough payback?"
A/N: I think it's just how little I use the word, but I'm not the biggest fan of the word "nipples" XP
I haven't been asked about it, and I'm surprised. The question would be "Why doesn't Naruto's point of view every have him saying Dattebayo, or 'ttebayo, or even Believe It?" The answer is: You can fill them in yourselves, but I am not writing out every single time he would add dattebayo, because it would literally be at the end of each of my sentences. You all have heard his voice, just read the story in his voice and you'll hear it. I prefer subbed btw, if you haven't noticed.
A big pet peeve of mine? Unsupported side ships. For me, SaiSaku is supported more by the anime, but the manga has some good moments and facts for these two. He's the best of both worlds for her, since he's got those Sasuke-looks that she craves, and a very mature outlook on matters, but he has a playful and naïve side like Naruto. I see him as someone that Sakura could rely on for support, and yet be able to help with her own intelligence. She'd be definitely more appreciated, I think. Also, Naruto's obsession with Sasuke made it so that Naruto was always training apart from Sai and Sakura, so those two members of Team 7 had more time to get to know each other.
Plus, if you notice Sai's story throughout the manga, it seems that Sakura has always been highly focused in it. She approached him about his art, he calls her "hag" or "bitch", she kicks his ass if he says anything mean, and he approached her about how she's hurting Naruto. Plus, there was that nice moment in the library. She's the one that wanted to give him a chance, and Naruto was the one who wanted the real Sasuke, not some replacement. I think that just sums up the Team 7 dynamics right there.
Just think: If Sai figures out what love is and how to be in it, who do you think he'd consider first?
Yeah, so I figured it was okay to slip that in. If you prefer LeeSaku, I really have no problem for you substituting him in there. I actually think that pairing has a touch of legitimacy, too.