AN: Damn, how long has it been? Yeah, yeah I know. But give me a break! There's been a lot going on with my family and school, and I haven't had any time at all to update. But I'm finally back with part 3! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tell me what you think, I'm sorry if it seems a bit rushed, but I was in a hurry. I have a great finale coming up!

The Kombat is Alive, part 3.

"What lies have you been spreading?" Jade says with a stern voice, quickling walking to confront Mileena.

Kitana and Lui Kang stop at the door.

"What is it that you're planning, bitch?" Jade says, her face heavy with disgust.

"Moi? Planning? Oh nothing at all my dear Jade...or shall I say, Quan Chi!" Mileena laughs maniacally.

"Quan Ch-what?" Jade shouts.

"Okay, what the fuck is going on here?" Sonya demands.

"Simple. Mileena has been spreading lies about me to stray you guys away from her own plan. Don't think I don't know, Mileena."

Music starts to fill the room, Jade burst into a pose, getting ready to dance. Lui Kang and Kitana appear behind her, serving as her back up dancers.

"You're a liar,
You're a witch,
You're a grotesque little bitch,

I know, your plaaaan,

To stick it to the man,

The one you like to call dadddddddy!

You were scared, worried, that you wouldn't be leader,
You were nervous that you'd be MY bottom feeder,

So you made this plan to kill us alllllllllllll!"

Jade, Lui, and Kitana start bowing.

"You lying little skitch!" Jax hollers.

"Yes, guys, don't you see? She used that whole feux Quan Chi story so that you guys would attack me, and kill me." Jade explains further.

"But why would you of all people be leader, Jade, you and Shao Kahn are..." Sonya says in confusion.

"No, no. Not anymore. He was going to let me rule Outworld if I swore to be his dick-sucker until he dies. Sindel doesn't put out."

Everyone breaks out into 'ohhhhhhs' and 'awwwwwes' before a large, menacing voice breaks their mini-conversations.

"MILEENA! Explain yourself!" they all turn and see Shao Kahn and Quan Chi walking in.

"Daddy...I..." Mileena was in shock.

"You...WHAT?" he growls.

"I...can't let that whore take my place! And whats the deal with her anyways? Is she asian, or is she black?" Mileena huffs, crossing her arms.

A white flash fills the room, and they suddenly find themself on a stage, with an audience of people screaming "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!"

They all turn around and see Jerry Springer walk onto the stage.

The audience cheers.

"What the...?" Sonya exclaims.

"Mileena, she's not a whore! She's just..."

"Easy?" Mileena responds.

The ground was burting in a mixture of clapping and screams.

"Bitch, ain't no body do it like me!" Jade says, her hips swinging, and her finger moving back and forth.

Mileena lunges at Jade, the two pull each others hair.

"JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!"

The audience went wild.

The security breaks them up.

"Now, guys, how can we resolve this?" Jerry asks.

"This is so-" Sonya starts, but is interupted by the crowd.

"STRIPPER POLE, STRIPPER POLE!"

She rolled her eyes, and then ripped off her tank, and then did a series of back flips to the pole, and did a spin.

Everyone went wild.

"Look, honey, maybe I don't need Jade to take my place." Shao Kahn said with his head down.

Mileena grinned.

"You promised! I had to have two tummy pumps in the past 3 weeks because of you!" Jade growls.

"Look, that was fun. But I think my daughter is going to carry on my legacy!" Shao Kahn smiles.

Mileena and Shao hug.

"AWWWWW"

"Great, now can you get rid of the spell? I feel a song comin' on." Kabal says, stratching the back of his head.

Jax, Sonya, and Stryker all nod.

"Fiiiine." Mileena laughs. "Let the spell be overrrrrrrr!"

"That was it?" Stryker asks.

"Yep. That was it." Mileena says.

"ONE MORE SONG, ONE MORE SONG, ONE MORE SONG!"

The audience shouts.

Everyone exchanged looks, then shruged.

A strong hip hop, clubby beat arose.

Kabal and Stryker start krumping while Jax and Sonya near the front of the stage.

Sonya begins,

"Uh, yeah. Uh yeah.

There was once the pesky music spell,

had our vocals goin' like some kinda harmonic hell,

We made a plan, got suited up like motha'fuckin' batman,

Yeah, we got wild like a god damn sports fan,"

Then Jax starts,

"Hell yeah its The fuckin' Group,

Slammin' past bitches like mutha'fuckin' troops!

We killed Freddy,

Got killed too,

Then shit got sticky like microwaved Tofu,

Everyone locks hands and sings,

Now this concludes our musical adventure,

It took a trip to Jerry Springer,

So now this is our final song,

Here we are, giving a big SO LONG,

To this speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.

The lights slowly dim, and the room becomes pitch black.

The Group Official Fan Page: And that's all, folks!

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AN2: Alright, that was it! Good? Bad? Lemme know. So, here's the deal. There will be a few more Facebook-y chapters, and then another story-type chapter like this, which will be the end of this series! Basically, it will be about them saving Facebook, because Mark Zuckerberg has mysteriously decided to destroy Facebook and everything having to do with it. Gasp! Anyways, but do not fear! You have not seen the last of them!

I will be starting a new story, this summer, called Kombat of Love. It'll be a reality television parody, formatted like series such as The Bachelor, Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, etc. Lemme know what you think of the idea! Thanks to all my supporters 3