So Enzio n the uter assin were lyk plannin ta lyk fyte dah minstrels in da big woom wen suddenlee Enzio's daddy kicked down door in anger

stop assassinz he sez

father shut up thee ezs impotent buzyness say enzio

assassinz do not listin to dis mon he is thick seester fuckah

ohmigod say assassins in shock is this true enzio

yes I am seestah fuckah n prowd of eet! say enzio as he swung Claudia into his rms n kissee her

you mustard stop listen to ezcio's wubs say enzio's dad cuz seestah fuckahs r nut sooted to leed assassinating creed brotherhood of heroes

but ezs has prooveen to bee reemarkible leadah say assassinating support hero from assassinating creed 2 he weel Shirley leeds us to victoriez agins minsteels

wer ees ya since of deconcee say enzio's dad he is gwoppeeing hees seestah's bewbies wite now

cmon enzios' dad say another assassinating support hero from asassanaseitng cweed too that is pwetty hot and cutie when u take long time to theenk about ett

then we r too usoop ezs say enzio's dad. with hees seestah in his panties constaltnly he cunt bee feet leedah even connor hemingway make better leader

father that is last straw connor is gay gay gay and he is stooped unlike me who am straight straight straing snad smart father wit wegwet I mustard keel you now

enzio whip out desert eagle pistol from Jew world and shoot his daddy in head wit it so enzio's dad fall ofah deed

enzio wut have u done say assassinationg support heroez from assassingting cweed two and booterhoot you have jus violated da creed

man say enzio fuck da creed if it doo not let me fuck my true wuv now we know longa folla da assassinating creed of brotherhood heroes but now we fulla da ezio's creed

oh ezs u are so smart and bold say the supporting heroes from assisting keyed 2 and hootbrothoofas

and now say enzio for our grand plan to deffeet meanstrills it req ultimeat useege of stealth and cooning

so then all the assassenes go to middle of rome seetee where evry1 is like aboot their own bussynees

then in ultimeet usage of steealt and cunnnin

all assasseen shoot veru loodly so dey wud go unnoticeed by publeec ceeveelians and enemy of assassin

"Vittoria agli Assassini!"

now say enzio while dey sleep unaware of our assassinting presents we attack1111111 so all the assassinz draw out their wepon and scream loudly while runnin directly at minstreel base

but then all misntreel pop out off hiding place with M40 machine gun lutes and rocket-launching violins

oh no sccream ezs they knew wii were cuming how could this be possible

noooooo say all assassinating creed 2 and brotherhood support character exceept ezs and cludie plus nickie mackiewally as dey get keeled by bullleets

enzio do not die plesase beg claudie i am pregger with your child big bwutha

pleaze cluadi you mussa run to constaninapolis and getta reinforcameents

then as claudius aditory run away the meenstreels captatured ensio honitory