Chapter 13 – Road to the Thicc-Verse part 4
Co-written by Kingmeezy
One day had pass since Brian discovered that Lois of that dimension was having a secret affair with Joe Swanson, a full non handicap man with some nice facial hair.
Sure you're thinking he is dealing with this very well right? Well...no he is on Meg room right now alone while looking for some privacy.
''Stupid Universe where thick bodies are considered ugly!'' He said getting some booze he stole from Carter mansion and drinks some of it
''Wow easy there friend, you don't want to get drunk and bring attention do you?'' The holographic Stewie said
''Why should I care? There is no Bertram here and I got tired of being a normal Dog!'' He said
''Are you sure this has nothing to do with your feelings towards Lois?'' Holo Stewie said.
As Brian stops drinking his next sip and stays silent for a while as it looks like he was collecting his thoughts.
''Why do you think that? Pff as if! I don't care about her in the slightest. She sucks and I'm done with her!'' Brian said
''Oh is that so? Then why are you looking so depressed here in a teenager room drinking booze and lying?'' Holo Stewie pointed out.
''What are you? My mom?'' Brian said annoyed.
''Look man bottle up your feelings with booze is unoriginal and not healthy. You know what you need? Someone to listen to all your problems, but someone who actually cares to listen as a friend and a helper. Instead of professional therapists, ugh those guys are not reliable to keep your secrets!'' Holo Stewie said as he will get Brian some real help.
"You know what Holo Stewie, you're right. Fuck those therapist anyway. I mean all they say is 'And how does that make you feel?' not even giving a damn!" Brian said with a mix of truth and sarcasm.
"There ya go man. Now how about putting that bottle away and trying to sober up huh?" Holo Stewie suggested.
''And why would I want to do that now?'' He asked
''Ok look how about you close your eyes and then I can help you the way a therapist should!'' Holo said
''Why? What are you going to do?'' Brian asked
''Just close your eyes you drunkard, I'm going to dig your emotions, c'mon c'mon!'' Holo said trying to do this faster
"Ughh! Fine just make it quick I dunno if Lois or Peter will catch me!" Brian said reluctantly.
''They are probably in their affairs right now!'' Holo then puts some sort of science shock to Brian who groans and then falls in some sort of sleep.
Slowly opening his eyes he starts to see that he is around someplace that is like a therapy room but the therapist was Holo Stewie who was there like the real deal but with a blue holographic color.
"Ok Brian, let's get started on why you feel about Lois and her affair. Ok?" Holo Stewie said as he grabs a notebook.
''Feel? I feel nothing, I don't care about that red hair bitch or anything!'' he said quickly
''Hmmm...You have a cultured background Brian; it says that you love opera and jazz, and you are a fan of John Coltrane. It also says you speak fluent French and Tagalog, and quite competent on Spanish. Would you say all of these things are still a part of you?'' Holo Stewie said.
"Why the fuck would that matter? I can't speak in this retarded world freely!" Brian yelled at him. Holo Stewie only wrote some notes on his notebook.
"Brian just answer the question!'' Holo Stewie said.
''Ugh...I don't remember the last time I got to opera or hear some jazz music, you can say this is in the past? People change all the time, their tastes and stuff!'' Brian said
''Being one of the few dogs who have various anthropomorphic qualities such as the ability to speak intelligently, drive a car, and walk bipedally, someone who has a particular sharp wit, have you ever thought like you are not human or dog but something in the middle?'' Holo Stewie explain Brian about his life.
''What are you trying to say? That I am some sort of experiment or something that someone did?'' He said raising a brow
''Just be honest Brian, I'm not one to judge and no one else here is going to, well maybe some funny remarks but c'mon man'' Holo Stewie said.
"You know what? Fuck it, I'm pissed that there aren't many others like me From where i came, and here worst too That I have to hide it like it's something shameful. Like Jews during WWII!" Brian shouted.
"Whoa! Take it down a bit man. We maybe in your mind and all but still no need for something controversial," Holo Stewie exclaimed.
''It's not just here ok? It's also on my dimension as well, you ever seen me finding another talking dog I can relate to? Besides my cousin Jasper, There is none!'' Brian said as he explain that nobody gets him at all.
"Well Brian maybe when we get to the next dimension, we can find a bipedal dog that can talk and you might make a new friend." Holo Stewie asked him.
"It won't last long cause of fucking Bertram! He's the whole reason why it's next to impossible to stay happy in a dimension!" Brian said.
Holo Stewie writes something on his notes and then proceeds with the next question.
''Would you said you show more of an atrocious side as your life progresses? Becoming more egotistical and severely egomaniacal because of a bad behavior of continuously blaming somebody else rather than yourself, showing to be a narcissist?'' Holo Stewie asked
"Narcissist? Please I don't like myself enough to be even close to being narcissistic, and besides it's other people's fault for this current situation.'' Brian said
"Is that what you said when you tried to kill yourself?" Silence filled the space ''Brian i want you to tell me your life worst moments and how that is not your fault but others fault!'' Holo Stewie said.
"There's the time when Peter and regular you cause my past gfs to break up with me. Or when I lost my jobs too. A good chunk of the problems that occurred were the fat man's fault!" Brian said.
''I understand that some of the shit is their fault, like when your teeth where destroyed by him. Sure you understand being Peter friend is hard, so how about I ask you if some of the Bad things you did are true or not. Sure you're not going to care right?'' Holo Stewie said now wanting him to see the truth.
"Fine, let's just get it over with!" Brian groaned
''Is it true that you dated a neglectful preschool teacher known as Miss Emily and looked past the neglect of the children, including Stewie, to continue being with her? And you only reported her after you learn that she had another boyfriend?'' Holo Stewie asked him about who he dated.
"T-True." Brian gritted his teeth.
''Did you tormented Stewie with a Queen album's disturbing imagery, almost driving Stewie to commit suicide over the trauma?'' Holo Stewie asked about dated her for a stupid reason.
"Oh come on that was funny! But yes, I did." brain said.
''It was kind of silly for him to be so freak out. Sure you show to him it was just an album, you did well still!'' Holo Stewie said as he asked him if he still bully him with an ablum.
Brian sighs. "Just give me the next question,"
'' Did you took that cat named Principessa off of Lois so you could fondle her breasts but when she wakes up you hit her on the head with a lamp and drive away?'' Holo Stewie Asks
''Y-yes...but she didn't remember a thing!'' Brian said
"Mm-hmm right Brian. Right!" Holo Stewie writes more on his notepad.
"What's next?" Brian asked.
"What about when you gave Lauren worms and broke up with her?" Holo Stewie said.
''That was a small mistake...i dint know humans could get worms like Dogs...i dint know i had too'' Brian said
''You once dated actress Cheryl Tiegs just to spite Glenn Quagmire right?'' Holo Stewie asked.
"Hey that was cause Quagmires been a dick to me!" Brian said.
''Ok Then Brian, I understand how a dick needs another dick. Let's dig Deeper shall we? Did you dated a blind woman and tried to hide the fact that you were a dog, and when exposed, she breaks up with you for the lie. However, you came back taking advantage of her blindness by pretending to be another guy with a different voice with the implication that you will trick her into having sex with you?'' Holo Stewie said one more question asked.
"What are you getting at? That I use people and when things go wrong I blame them and not myself?!" Brian yelled at Holo Stewie.
''First step is to confront your own crap. Therapists try to make people feel safe to know their secrets but I know you all too well Brian. And I need you to fight and attack, you need to hear them'' Holo Stewie said
"Maybe you're right. It's time that I quit being so selfish. And take what's coming to me head on!" Brian sighed at the realization.
''We are not done!'' Holo Stewie said
''Wait what?'' Brian asks
''Anyone can say that they will change but it's never easy. You need an aggressive punch of reality and it's not now that it ends!'' Holo Stewie said
The holographic AI then makes many clones of himself, each one with one thing to say about Brian.
"Oh god, this is worse than a circle jerk." Brian said.
"Is everything a joke to you?" Holo Stewie clone said
"God so perverted" Holo Stewie clone two said.
"All you ever think about is sex" Holo Stewie clone three said.
As The Words begin.
''It appears you want to be a hero, because when you Travel in time with Stewie in a moment. You end up warning your other self about September 11. That was nice Brian but Even though you saved 3,000 lives, it caused Former President George W. Bush to lose the 2004 election and reform the confederacy with the southern states seceding from the country, resulting in another civil war which kills 17 Million people. But when you two try to fix that you still did another shenanigan when you took false and undeserved credit for the Harry Potter Novels...Someone is crazy about being a writer right Brian?'' Holo 1 Says with no mercy
''When you got a nice book you did named. Wish it, Want it, Do it" published, you became extremely ungrateful, and arrogant when the book became a success. Even though Stewie had helped you get the book published in the first place and had offered to be your publicist, you abused him many times. Such examples of this abuse included forcing him to return to their hotel alone just because you two had eaten dinner in the back room of a fancy restaurant, blaming him because you were standing under an air vent, and firing him for forgetting to tell him about a change in a talk show. At the end, you still blame him for your own mistakes on said show'' Holo 2 said
"Stop it! Shut up! QUIT IT!" Brian fruitlessly yelled at the clones degrading him.
''You have a nasty habit of being unreliable with paying up.'' Holo 3 said
''You are a big Hypocrite! Despite being liberal, you keep a pistol because of protective reasons and pretends to be against using a gun itself over the "national tragedy at Combine"." Holo 4 said
''It's weird that you have a human son but hey! You neglected to visit your son Dylan. But upon hearing he is a famous TV star, you set to become a writer on his show. BEST DAD EVER HAHAHA!" Holo 5 said
''Did it felt good to give Stewie and Chris a kind of dog herpes that even Humans get somehow? You ass!'' Holo 7 said
''You're suppose family didn't care to get you new teeth after Peter broke them, who did that? Quagmire but you tricked him into buying a run-down apartment loft, despite the fact that Quagmire consoled and helped you earlier!'' Holo 7 said
''Is more than just obvious that you love Lois Griffin, you constantly flirt with her as I remember the first times and, you tried to show it by nearly raping her? Must be really hard to suppress your love slash lust over a married woman that has let pretty clear she has no interest on you!'' Holo 7 said
''Ok fine I admit it! I am an asswipe and a contrarian! I was in love with Lois and I tried to suppress this because Peter was my friend but it was just so HARD! I mean I'm still an animal. I cope with my life terrible mistakes with booze and all other terrible things, I can't take this anymore. It hurts! Nobody cares about me, nobody helps me! Geez! Sometimes I just wish to blow up the remains of my old self!'' Brian gets on his knees and starts crying.
The clone stewie's disappear leaving the original in their place.
"Now you changed for the better Brian, how do you feel?" Holo Stewie asked brian on how he feels.
''Feeling like crap...'' Brian said.
''You did suffer many bad things too, but keep in mind that you too...did bad things!'' Holo Stewie said
''I guess that is more obvious noq!'' He said
"Good, now we can try to move on from this and save everyone!'' Holo Stewie said.
''Save who?'' Brian asked
''Well we have to save Carol. God knows no one deserves to be blackmailed into sex by that jabba reincarnation!'' Holo Stewie pointed out.
''Ok then let me out so we can think of a plan for this!'' Brian said.
Holo Stewie then finishes the inside out therapy as Brian wakes up back to the room and reality.
"How about we kidnap Peter and threaten him? If we threaten and hurt him a little then we make it so Carol can be saved. Plus you might even let out some aggression against that Retardasurus Rex!" Holo Stewie suggested.
''No, no this Peter never did anything wrong to me besides being annoying so far...we need a more peaceful way. We are going to threaten him by the cellphone. Tell him what we got and if he don't do it we show it not just to his wife but everyone in town!'' Brian said.
"Well if you wanna be a good boy sure, let's hope he doesn't hang up the phone. Wait a minute that's it! We hack the TV and when he's alone we use it." Holo Stewie suggested.
''What is the plan?'' Brian asked
"I hack the TV and set up a feed of your voice. When Peters alone and watching TV we use it and use your voice since he doesn't know you can talk. If he calls it a bluff we show him some of the video and threaten to show it all over town and to not think about running. Sound good?" Holo Stewie asked.
''Do you think he will be alone soon? Privacy is rare these days?'' Brian questions it.
"Well with Meg and Megan being with their friends and Lois cheating with Joe it should happen sometime soon. Let's hope not too long," Holo Stewie said.
In that moment by a hand of fate they hear a car engine and when They go look on the window they see that Peter is the first one to come back home after whatever the hell he was doing.
''Looks like our chance has arrived'' Holo Stewie said with a smirk
"Brian quick! Act like a dumb dog. Well a dumber dog," Holo Stewie joker. "Fuck you Holo Bitch," Brian quipped back
The Dog then got out of Meg room and looks downstairs looking at the Door waiting for Peter to enter.
''Get ready to hack the TV if he feels like watching TV and drinking beer'' Brian said
''That's everyday routine'' Holo Stewie said
"Just do it!" Brian said loudly. "
''Ok cool it! Jeez!'' Holo Stewie said as he get to work.
''Ahnn what a nice day,alone at home with no annoying wife or kids. Time to get some booze and Television.'' Peter said already taking his pants off
"Aaand hacked! Nerf that Sombra!" Holo Stewie remarked.
"What the hell?! Did Lois not pay the bill? Dumb broad1" Peter shouted at nothing.
''Now take this microphone and start talking low, the TV will sound louder!'' Holo Stewie said as he gives Brian directions.
"Got it! Thanks again!" Brian thanked the hologram.
"Eh don't mention it. Go get em tiger!" Holo Stewie said.
The television then makes some noises like this was one of those saw game movies.
''Peter Griffin!'' Brian said
"Whoa the hell are you?" Peter asked angrily. The TV made some static noise again.
''SILENCE! I know what you did. Tsc tsc! Cheating on your wife with her own sister? That is a low dick move Peter!'' Brian said as he told peter the business.
"How do you know of that? Did Carol tell?!" peter asked in panic.
''You dont need to know how i know that Fatass! What you need to know is you need to stop blackmailing Carol to have your disgusting sexual needs or your secret will be shown to your wife!'' Brian said.
"I call bull on that shit! There's no way you have proof and besides who'll believe your dumbass claims? I may be a fat drunk but I'm a damn good liar, so unless you have a video including my face and dick with Carol being naked, you ain't got shit!" Peter shouted.
''Ohohoho, I'm glad you said that. Prepare your mind to get blow away!'' Brian said with delight to make that smug go away.
Then Holo Stewie knowing it's his moment he makes the video he recorded and put in on the TV at Low volume.
The fat man then sees images starting to show up. Carol was dressing up like cat woman and Peter was dressing up like the joker with his zipper open and dong hanging out.
''Now Cat woman you need to make a deal with me if you want to save Batman hehehe'' Peter said as then the retard fat guy watches it for a good one minute before realizing he was more than completely fucked.
''This was disgusting Peter Griffin, mostly because you where there and made everything weird and off! That woman is totally scarred for life now'' Brian said.
"Alright fine! Delete the videos and I'll stop blackmailing her." Peter said in a pissed voice.
"No first tell me what it is that you've blackmailed her with!" Brian threatened.
Holo-Stewie was smiling at this cause Brian was letting out some frustration in a healthy way.
As Brian put some exclamation point on the no for better feeling of his emotion
''Ok ok! Before she got married to the Mayor West There was this bachelor Party, Lois did for her with other gals, They had call a stripper dude who had a bodybuilder kind of body and then after she got really drunk she end up accidentally having sex with him, which she had to pay for it too so i guess he was a prostitute!'' Peter said as he explain what happened.
"Do you have evidence of it? If so get rid of it! Otherwise I'll show the video!" Brian shouted with authority.
"Ok Ok I'll delete it from my phone. See look, all gone." Peter showed the screen his phone and saw that it was deleted.
''Thank you for collaborating, But if I see any shred of you blackmailing her again Ohh your so gonna be toast...good bye!'' Brian said as the television was now off and his voice gone from it.
''Hey! Wait did you delete the video as well? Tell me!'' Peter said with no success of getting an answer of who that voice was from
"Unlike you, I keep good on my word. The video is deleted. If you so much as think of harassing Carol, let alone fucking her, your ass will regret it." Brian said with authority.
''Your gonna regret this, I will find you one day I swear it'' Peter said as he vow to get even somehow.
''Ha-ha! Good luck with that fatso!'' Brian then stops with the whole talking
''Congratulations Brian, you did very well you deserve a walk in the Park'' Holo Stewie told him
As Brian got on all fours and walked downstairs, he saw that Peter was putting his pants back on and sweating.
"O-oh h-hey dog, wanna go have a pi-picnic with the family tomorrow? We can all have a good time," Peter said nervously.
"(Bout damn time fatass)" Brian thought as he was wagging his tail. Peter then pats his head and heard Lois enter.
"Oh Peter, it's so good that you're petting and enjoying Brian. What would you like for dinner?" Lois said as she was smiling.
As Meg and Megan walk in behind her and go upstairs.
Brian follows them and when out of sight walks on his back legs.
"Hey girls, how was school?" Brian asked them about their day.
"Hey Brian, is dad really gonna have us go to a park for a picnic?" Megan asked while sitting down, making her ass seem wider and Brian gulps at that.
"Yeah I think you can invite your friends too, make it a party if we can!" Brian said while looking at her ass using his peripheral vision.
"Alright I'll message Patty and Esther, Meg can you get Ruth?" Meg asked bending down giving Brian a good view of her cleavage...Man It was hard not being such a pervert dog.
"Yeah I'll get Bushy!" Megan said while laughing.
(Time skip)
The griffins are at a park with the twins friends with amazing weather. They choose to sit at a gazebo rather than sit on the ground. The girls walk Brian together since Lois had something to say to Peter.
"You're pregnant?! Oh my god that's amazing Lois! What are we gonna name the kid?" Peter said with and surprise and joy.
"You're, you're not mad?" Lois asked skeptically. She removed her hands from her stomach and put them by her side.
"I'm shocked but we're having another kid! That's freakin sweet! Hope it's a boy. If it is, let's name him Stewie." Peter shouted. He grabbed his wife and spun her around and held her close.
"(Should we head back? Brian? Brian what are you loo-. Really? Patty again?)" Holo Stewie said in annoyance as he noticed Brian checking out Patty's figure.
"(What? Oh yeah, we should head back and can you blame me? It's not like I'm thinking of what to do. It's better than before.)" With this, Brian was right and decided to pull the leash back towards Peter and Lois. The girls got the message and decided to go to the gazebo and eat. Just then Holo Stewie picked up an energy surge. Being wary, be warned Brian of what he found.
''(Brian this is bad, I am sensing a signal of a Bertram right now)'' He said
''(Wait what? Why now?)" Brian thought
''(It may be because Lois is pregnant with Peter son who is going to be Stewie, guess she was already pregnant before she had sex with Joe, not like she would not use protection anyway!)'' Holo Stewie said as he explain that Lois is pregnant with this worlds Stewie.
But then out of nowhere before Brian could talk again a big Blue portal shows up and from There Bertram shows up, once he step it out the portal did not close.
Bertram was with a Cigar on his mouth and he was looking at everyone who had their jaws open in disbelief.
''It's a beautiful day right? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these!'' Bertram said.
As He throws his cigar away before he says it ''I should be burning some dog meat.
''(Ahhn fucking shit!)'' Brian cursed.
''What the hell? Did a midget just got out of sort of portal?'' Peter said outloud.
''The right term is little people and no! I'm a smart evil Baby thank you very much!'' Bertram said.
'Oh my god, this is so weird!'' Lois Said.
''Hey Brian I see that you got yourself a step forward, but you know why I'm here!'' Bertram said
''Is he talking to the dog? He has gone crazy?'' Ruth said.
''Maybe we should walk away'' Esther said.
''NOBODY FUCKING MOVES!'' Bertram yells as he snap his fingers and a weapon comes out of the portal that is a bunch of discs.
Then he starts Throwing at everyone before they could run, once hit by them they start to feel their bodies so heavy they could not move.
''Ugh l-last time I felt this heavy was when I was pregnant with twins!'' Lois said.
''N-not now for your bitching, mom!'' Megan said as Meg was in same situation with the weight.
In that moment Brian decides to stop hiding who he really is and starts by getting on two feet.
''That's enough you football head sicko!'' Brian said shocking everyone except Meg and Megan that he was able to talk.
''What the hell? Your Dog can talk?'' Ruth said.
''That is so cool'' Patty said ''Is he a mutant'' Esther asked.
''Does that mean I can profit from this?'' Peter asks about Brian and using him for money.
''QUIET! I came here for a reason but I will kill You Brian so that can happen!'' Bertram shouted.
With a snap of fingers a total of Six Robotic versions of Bertram who were armed come out of the portal and then it finally closes.
'''Dear lord...your so much uglier with Metal on your face!'' Brian said.
''You won't be laughing for too long once you get bullets all over your body'' Bertram said taking control with the Robotic versions of himself with a control remote.
''Oh Crap!'' Brian said as he starts to run away seeing the robots aiming at him as they start shooting lasers
While The white furred dog was doing his best to run, jump and hide on the best stuff he could, Bertram walks by all the smoke, screams and people running away as he get close to his hostages.
Brian practically got Behind Esther who was on four because she had four and lays his back against her big ass.
''Man this is quite the picnic you guys won't forget I am right?'' Bertram said
''Oh my god...that Midget is using one of Meg ugly Friends ass as a pillow!'' Peter said as he rips on meg friends.
"Shut up Peter and protect Lois! I'll deal with the robots and Bertram!" Brian shouted at lard ass.
The Dog then takes from his storage the Punisher Gun he took from Robert in that Dimension and once more made an upgrade with Holo Stewie Tech as its Bullets now where laser shots of blue energy.
"(How's my battery percentage?)" Brian thought.
"(You're at 63%. Make it a quick one like your one night stands back home!)" HS quipped.
The Labrador grunts at his joke as he Moves away from a big rock that was almost turning to dust and aim to one of the robots as he shoots it right on his head, with a lucky shot one is now down and it blows away.
''W-what the hell? Peter did you buy some sort of Talking spy dog?'' Lois asked.
''I can't believe it was so cheap.'' Peter said
''No way! Brian is my friend from a wish I made him talk...right?'' Meg said.
''Meg c'mon this is more than just a shooting star wish!'' Ruth said
"Guys what're we gonna do? That weird baby is behind Esther and we're just doing nothing!" Ruth shouts.
Then Patty smacks her to snap her out of it.
"Get a hold of yourself woman! What we need to do is not freak out!" Patty said as she moves her hand.
"She's right, let's try and get Esther safe and we'll find some cover." Megan said.
''Oh How Cute! You thinking on tricking me? I am right next to you, you know?'' Bertram said looking at them like they are a bunch of idiots.
''Let us go you son of a bitch!'' Megan Screamed
"Well since you asked like a cunt, NO! Now shut the fuck up you bitch before I kill all of you!" Bertram yelled as he pulled out a desert eagle and pistol whipped her as a warning.
"Hey Bertram! Yippe ki yay motherfucker!" Brian shouted as he took a shot at Bertram.
Sadly it didn't hit him as one of the robots took the shot for him. Two where now gone and four where there now.
''Oh my! Brian you would kill a baby? Such cold blooded killer hahaha'' Bertram Laughs
''You would not even blink if you did too, you're a terrible baby and bad babies need the paddle!'' Brian said an insult.
''Robots! GRIND that bitch to dust'' Bertram said
All of the remaining bots look at Brian. Many laser shots were being shot at Brian who was defending himself with a defense shield around him thanks to Holo Stewie.
He would use small holes on its defense to keep shooting as best as he could. It was hard and dangerous but he had to do it
"Damn! This robots are all getting on my nerve! More than the time when Chris thought that the microwave responded to loud rap music!" Brian recalled out loud.
Brian got lucky with a shot and shot off an arm of a robot.
"Ha! You can't even land a decent shot, nothing more than a small graze on Bertbot 5!" Bertram said smugly.
''Will you ever shut up!? I need to destroy them man I need some more fire power'' Brian said.
''Energy is on 50% I think I can make up something nice or you think you can handle then? Your luck might run out!'' Holo Stewie said.
"Fine just hurry! Can't last much longer!" Brian shouted
''He is not gonna last too long with all that shooting and defense, once his energy is gone he is toast, attack all full force'' Bertram screams
''Dammit! I should had asked you to make more weapons before and storage them'' Brian said.
"Wait a minute Brian that's it! Maybe I can assimilate the broken robots and save some power while creating new weapons. Get close to one of the broken ones!" Holo Stewie exclaimed.
As Brian rolled close to a broken robots, Holo Stewie began to hack the robot and change the programming.
''You think it's worth protecting them? They don't deserve help, don't you agree? They are assholes in all different places you go. They act nice at first but they are just waiting...to betray'' Bertram said with a smirk looking at Peter and Lois as if he know of their affairs at first
"C'mon Holo Stewie, hurry!" Brian said with urgency in his voice.
"I am! Bertram set up firewalls just in case!" Holo Stewie rebuttal.
The robot began to twitch and green lights flickered in its eyes.
"Orders sir?" Bertbot asked.
"Protect Lois and Peter! That's your priority!" Brian shouted.
And just like that the Broken Robots start to get back up as best as they could and start to fire at the robots.
Brian uses this chance to start firing too as well, Bertram is not happy, not one bit.
"Dammit! Can't believe I have to do this already but might as well test it. See you in hell faggot!" Bertram yelled as he threw a weird looking grenade.
Without thinking Brian shot at Bertram again, hitting his aorta, causing him to bleed internally fast.
This caused his throw to fall short and cause a portal to open underneath Brian and the girls.
''H-how?'' Bertram said as this where his last words
''Man I can't believe you so accura-OH SHIT!'' Holo Stewie said as the portal opens in a big fashion way starting to suck everything, It sucks Brian, the twins and their friends as they scream to their unknown destiny leaving only Peter and Lois who could move again.
"So...what is for Dinner tonight?" Peter asked his wife.