Author: The Plot Bunny Whisperer
Title: Dear Journal
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Remus/Shacklebolt implied
Summary: CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therapy."
Warning: Implied slash.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue.
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AN: This one has one of my favorite lines in the entire fic. My other favorite line is in DJ21.
Enjoy!
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Dear Journal,
Voldemort sent me a strongly worded letter. Says the Psyche-Wizards banned him from using howlers.
Lucius tried to kill Narcissa. She sent him to Anger Management Therapy.
Told Shacklebolt I'd pay for a "romantic interlude" if he distracted Dumbledore long enough to implement Phase Six.
Remus said to stop using him as a bribe.
Harry