Finn decided to take out another princess, after building another base in Slime Kingdom. "Damn, revolution is going to take a long time in those kingdoms. Better take out another princess." Finn thought, while walking in the grasslands, to his neighbour. He sees a dog pen with a fence surrounding it. "How pathetic, can't even defend itself." Finn thought, walking closer to the dog pen. He begins to smell old hot dog water.
"Finn, is it you? I can smell you?" Hot Dog Princess asked.
"No, name's Farl Merx, I bet all of you know me already, prepare to perish." Finn explained.
"No, I'm very sure it's you Finn. So you're the one they call Farl Merx? Hot Dog Knights, assemble." Hot Dog Princess summoned.
"You and your knights, can't beat me." Finn coldly declared, slicing the Hot Dog Knights with his grass sword.
"What do you want from me Finn?" Hot Dog Princess asked, knowing that she had lost.
"To welcome you to your new home, in the Wildberry State." Finn explained, before knocking Hot Dog Princess out.
"Another job well done Finn." Wrotsky remarked.
"Cleaning up this small time princesses is easy, the problem is when we have to fight against kingdoms and cities with better governments, Wizard City, Slime Kingdom and Breakfast Kingdom are some examples." Finn remarked as the guards dragged Hot Dog Princess to her cell and her sliced up guards were sent to the Wildberry hospital.
"Comrade, my priorities is different from yours, I have to care about my people's safety, from Hunson Abadeer and The Lich, if they ever come back. My scientists have been working hard on these issues, we're creating a super weapon to defeat them." Wrotsky explained.
"Hmm… you're right comrade. Thanks for the tip, what do you think my next move should be?" Finn asked.
"Well comrade, I heard that you have girl issues. Mind explaining?" Wrotsky inquired.
"Well, I have crushes on some of the monarchs." Finn replied.
"Hmm… in fact comrade, I'm fine with that. Is not that the princesses will be locked in their cells forever, they will be integrated back into society as equals, sure you can pursue a romantic relationship with them." Wrotsky wisely suggested.
"No, not that. It's just that my girlfriend found out about it and now she kind of broke up with me." Finn explained, not really sad about the break up. He did not care about romantic relationships that much, ever since he broke up with Flame Princess, he had no romantic interest until he met Huntress Wizard. He began to feel sad about his breakup after thinking about it.
"Comrade, revolutions take time. Guess you can spend your time to patch things up." Wrotsky suggested.
"Wrotsky? Do you have any romantic interest in any of the wildberries?" Finn asked.
"Well, since we're comrades. Let me tell you a secret, I secretly have a crush on Wildberry Princess, I love her childlike voice and how cute she is when angry. I enjoy looking at her shouting insults at me because it looks so cute." Wrotsky confessed.
"Good luck on that comrade." Finn bid Wrotsky goodbye and travelled to Wizard City.
"Darn you Finn! I will kill you!" Flame Princess fumed in her cell.
"Princess, permission to speak truthfully?" Cinnamon Bun requested.
"CB, I'm no princess any more. Just call me Phoebe. And permission granted." Flame Princess agreed.
"Uhh… Phoebe I have feelings for you… as a woman." Cinnamon Bun awkwardly confessed.
"Sorry CB, I have no time for romance, after breaking up with Finn, it changed me a lot, I made myself not to have any romantic feelings with anyone, because they would betray me one day, and I hated that. Plus CB, I see you as a citizen, not as a partner." Flame Princess replied.
"Oh…ok." Cinnamon Bun remarked and life went on in the cell, nothing.
"Back in Wizard City." Finn thought, entering Wizard City. He noticed a change in the city. "Make Wizard City great again!" Finn read a poster, with Trump Wizard in it pointing at him. He looked at another Trump poster," Build the force field!" Another one," Take back our city!" Lastly, "Trump for mayor!"
Finn decided to observe their opposition's posters, Hillary wizard. "Stronger together! I'm ready for Hillary Wizard! Nasty woman for Hillary! Hillary for Mayor!" were the slogans he sees. He sees a notice, there is going to be a mayor's debate starting in five minutes in the town hall. Finn decided to head his way there to see how the debate would go.
Finn entered the town hall just as the debate was beginning. "Ok candidates, I'm going to ask some questions and each of you will have a chance to answer it let's begin. Hillary Wizard, this is for you. How do you plan to settle our illegal flow of non-wizards entering the city? "The moderator asked.
"We have entered a new age where we should accept this non-wizards as part of us. Enforcing it has become harder and harder, we should let them in, we would boost our economy as a result…" Hillary babbled on until Trump interjected.
"No! You shut the hell up! All the non-wizards are criminals! They should never be let into our city!" Trump Wizard interjected.
"I think we should take a harder look…" Hillary Wizard continued before being interrupted by Trump Wizard.
"Well, it's pretty hard to look at you! And we all can agree on that!" Trump Wizard interrupted. "And see, the only way I know to deal with the inflow of non-wizards are…" Trump Wizard stopped to hear the reply his supporters would shout.
"Build the force field!" All of Trump's wizard supporters shouted.
"Thank you!" Trump Wizard replied.
The rest of the debate went on, of course, Finn slept until the debate ended. He woke up and sees Huntress Wizard staring at him. "Oh hey Huntress, great debate isn't it?" Finn remarked, while getting up.
"Yeah… what are you doing here anyway dork?" Huntress Wizard asked.
"Why I'm Farl Merx? I'm of course here to help out my comrades." Finn said, trying to act normal towards Huntress Wizard.
Huntress Wizard asked," So is Breakfast Princess your new girlfriend?"
"No, of course not." Finn remarked, and asked," Hey Huntress, you wanna spend some time together? It's has been a long time, I have the time now, so what do you think?"
"What do you want to do anyway?" Huntress Wizard said, coldly.
"Darn, how should I appease her?" Finn thought, before saying, "Wanna spray paint on Hillary Wizard's posters?"
"I don't know, I'm busy and stuff." Huntress Wizard replied coldly still.
"You sure?" Finn asked.
"I guess I will go, not for you, but to help out the revolution, plus it will be funny." Huntress Wizard explained. "Stay here." Huntress Wizard commanded before entering the ground.
After a few minutes, Huntress Wizard returned with a couple of spray cans. "Let's get started, shall we?" Finn notified her while grabbing a spray can, it sprays out black paint.
The two went to an alley and they sprayed random junk all over Hillary Wizard's poster. "Liar!" Huntress Wizard sprayed. "Pretty hard to look at!" Finn sprayed, and sprayed on a moustache on the poster. While Huntress Wizard was spraying all over the poster, Finn decided to have some fun at her expense. He decided to spray some paint on Huntress Wizard but no paint appeared onto her clothing.
"Magic!" Huntress Wizard explained with one word, and sprayed Finn with her spray can. Finn instinctively grabbed his cloak and used it to block her paint.
"Huntress? I have to ask you a question, do you seriously want to break up with me?" Finn asked.
"What do you think?" Huntress Wizard replied and the two continued to spray paint on Hillary Wizard posters.
After spray painting for a while, Finn suggested," Hey Huntress, let's capture another princess for the revolution?"
"Which one?" Huntress Wizard asked.
"Jungle Princess." Finn offered.
"Sure, never liked her anyway. She sometimes messes me up when I'm a tree." Huntress Wizard agreed and the two travelled to the forest.
"Let me do the talking ok?" Finn said, removing his mask, he walked away from the bush which Huntress Wizard morphed into, into the village which Jungle Princess guards. "Jungle Princess? You there?" Finn demanded, while the villagers ran into their homes, suspicious of the newcomer.
"What do you want from me, Finn the human?" Jungle Princess ziplined down a vine and landed in front of Finn.
"I want to introduce myself, we have never talked personally. So, I'm looking for a quest. Can you help me with that?" Finn asked.
"Yes, in fact, I do have a quest for you. There's this certain forest nymph that has been plaguing these forests for very long. I need your assistance to hunt her down. I have tracked down where she has lived, I plan to get rid of her, you in?" Jungle Princess offered.
"Of course, I will slay this forest nymph." Finn remarked.
"Very well, let's go." Jungle Princess acknowledged and the two set off for Huntress Wizard's treehouse.
Jungle Princess was leading the way, Finn followed suit. "Hey Jungle Princess, ever heard of Farl Merx?" Finn asked.
"Of course, but with you here protecting me, what is there to be scared of?" Jungle Princess replied.
"Too easy." Finn thought. The two reached Huntress Wizard's treehouse and Jungle Princess observed the treehouse's door which is made out of tree roots. Finn instinctively felt the need to touch the door and with his mind, he commanded the door to open. The roots moved out of the way, making a doorway.
"Strange." Jungle Princess remarked, walking into the treehouse, examining everything in it.
"Did Huntress Wizard give me the key to her treehouse? She must have imprinted on me somehow?" Finn thought, following Jungle Princess.
"Interesting." Jungle Princess remarked, seeing the broken video game platform. Suddenly, vines risen from the ground to ensnare Jungle Princess.
"Finn, save me! It's a trap…" Jungle Princess shouted before the vines shut her up, dragging her into the ground.
"Good job Huntress. Ok now, get her out of the ground so we can bring her to the Wildberry State." Finn recommended. Suddenly, he also got ensnared. "What the…" Finn remarked before being ensnared.
"We can spend some time together now. Quality time, now listen, if you don't listen to what I say, I'm not going to let you go." Huntress Wizard threatened.
"Damn you Huntress!" Finn thought, the anger fed his grass arm, which some reason counteracts Huntress Wizard's vines ensnaring him. "Sorry Huntress Wizard, you're not the one in control, we're both equals. Don't try to overpower me." Finn remarked.
"Finn, is it really hard for you to listen to some words I want to tell you?" Huntress Wizard asked.
"Lay it on me." Finn agreed.
"Well Finn, all I wanted to say is that we should spend some more time with one another and that I love you. I can't afford to lose you." Huntress Wizard truthfully said.
"I love you too." Finn replied and they both kissed.
"Ok, let's get rid of this Jungle Princess." Huntress Wizard remarked and the couple travelled to the Wildberry State.
Note: Anyone who reads the previous stories know that I'm horrible at writing lemons, so yeah… no lemons.