"LOCK THE SHIP! LOCK THE SHIP!" Shiro was hollering like crazy! Buggle appeared with a black rocket following the Bomber-Shuttle... The ship then fires three harpoons onto the sides of the air-lock, creating a bridge for the other Dastardly Bombers. "*crack!* GET READY TO LAY BOMBS!" Everyone in the ship placed their armor on and pulled out some Layer Bombs.
"... What happens now?!" Momo whispered out in uncertainty.
"S- Som- me- bod- d- dy g-get m- my- p- pill- z!" Orioke shouted out as she then dank an entire bottle full of Bomberman's customized pills meant for her... It kept her alive for a while, so she may as well use most of them now to last the entire fight. "*braurp!* M- Much better!" She then shouted out in excitement.
"*thud! thud! thud! thud! Bang!* ... Hello... Boys and girls..." Five Bombermen appeared. Of course there was Buggle, Magnet and Golem... But then there was also Phantom Bomber and a green Bomberman with glowing yellow eyes. "I am Plasma Bomber, leader of the Five Dastardly Bombers... And I LOVE children!" This scared Ki, Momo, Midori and Mizu.
"AHHHHHHHH! IT'S A PEDOPHILE AND A CHILD MOLESTER!" Mizu shouted as she then threw her bomb inbetween Plasma and Phantom's legs.
"Huh- *bang!* OH THAT'S IT! DASTARDLY BOMBERS, ATTACK!" The Five Dastardly Bombers then ran towards the others with the intent to kill. Bomberman was waiting for the right moment for everyone to attack.
(Play Super Bomberman R Music- Boss Datardly Bomber (Old) Extended)
"*Hiss!* Go!" The nine then threw their bombs towards the Dastardly Bombers. Three of the bombs collided with the floor, creating a wall of fire that was dispelled by Buggle. Bomberman ran towards Phantom and grabbed his cloak after sliding under his arms just before he could set down a decoy bomb. Bomberman then swung the Dastardly Bomber at Golem, who was trying to crush Ki with his own weight. Golem did not budge until he was knocked onto the side by Midori's Daman Ball and faced the full barrage of Orioke and Momo's painful/horrible dancing on his visor.
"Haha-/Woo- *grabbed by Magnet* Uh oh/ EEP!" The two were then grabbed by Magnet and were about to be crushed by his Magnet Bombs if it wasn't for a wall of weak bombs made by Ki. Bomberman, Kuro, Akabo and Ao were dealing with Buggle and Phantom. Kuro and Ao were blocking jabs and kicks from Buggle as Bomberman then summoned an unsparked bomb with a long fuse and swung it like a mace at Phantom, who was trying his best to to dodge it- *pow!* Only to be tripped by Akabo.
"You will not survive..." Buggle grunted out towards Bomberman.
(Stop the song)
"Wait and see. It'll be a blast." Said Bomber retorted in response, swinging his ranged weapon on the floor as it then tripped Golem and Magnet. "Light Bomb... BOMBER SHOT! *bang!*" The Light Bomb's shining was so intense that Magnet became disoriented as he then got knocked out by Orioke, who placed a short-fused bomb next to him.
"One down! Four to- *pow!*" Akabo was cut of by Plasma, falling over in an incapacitated state with Kuro and Ao following after that.
"You can't catch me!" Ki taunted out as he pissed off both Phantom and Golem, pretending to scratch his rear before running off to Mizu's room. What the two did not notice was that Ki left a hidden Mine Charge when he pretended to scratch his butt. A major mistake in their part. The bomb detonated, knocking the two of them out.
"Argh! OFF OF ME YOU FAT-SOs!" Plasma shouted as Mizu and Midori were sitting on him. The two then blew a rasberry and were taunting him. Momo and Ki were also there, sniggering and talking aloud about how this is what Plasma deserved due for something as I quote: 'I am Plasma Bomber, leader of the Five Dastardly Bombers... And I LOVE children!'
"Shut up, lightning pedophile! Your saggy nuts won't save you now!" Momo laughed out loud, getting sour looks from everyone in the process. "... Uh... Too far?"
"Yes... Too far." Mizu responded in annoyance as Plasma then got up and... "NONONONONONO! PRAT- *thud! Thud!*" Threw both Mizu and Midori onto Momo and Ki and then knocked them out with a swift kick.
"*cough!* That's what you g- *thud!*" He was then KOed by Bomberman's Wind Bomb colliding with his head.
"*sigh* I see everyone else is knocked out..." Buggle whispered out before summoning a Sal-T Bomb. "You don't have what it takes to be a true Bomberman!"
"Oh really? Ready, Ori?"
"I thought you never would've asked bro!" Orioke chirped out as she then threw her heart-shaped tiara next to Ki and rolled under Buggle's Sal-T Bomb.
(Play Super Bomberman R Music- Dastardly Kareoke Bomber (Elegant Dream))
The two ran towards Buggle as they then converted their bombs into maces, swinging them like hammers that were used by Thor Odinson himself. They were smacking Buggle until he caught the two maces and lit them up, forcing the two to grab him and throw him onto the bombs as they went off.
The two then ran at Buggle once more and threw their Fire Bombs at him. Buggle retaliated and then drop-kicked the both of them without mercy, breaking the Tech Gear Shiro was wearing. Buggle was then thrown into Orioke. When Buggle was recuperating, Bomberman and Orioke ran off to fight from the shadows. *Pow!* One kick to the chest, *thwak!* Whipped on the back by Mizu's belt and *zap!* stunned by a Beam Shooter. Bomberman then threw an uppercut at him, effectively breaking his mask in half and then grabbing him by the neck.
"Mighty... Stop doing this! I told you all ready, we have eight siblings we need to take care of! *removes the Bomberman persona in tears* Please... Fight Bagura... I know that he is controlling you guys.*sniff* I spent the past nine years protecting the galaxy. Then when Dad died... *sobs* I MISS YOU!" Orioke was conflicted as to what she was seeing: One side wants to be with Shiro and help Mighty remember and the other side wants to end Mighty once and for all.
(Stop the song)
"I- I- I- *gets controlled by Bagura* AM IN CONTROL!" The possesed Mighty then pulls out a dagger and stabs him near his generator (AKA, His heart)! Orioke then proceeded to knock out Mighty and get rid of Bagura's control before calling for an emergency landing from the GCPF.
"GCPF! GCPF! We need an emergency landing!"
"What's wrong?"
"W- We w- were u- und- der at- tack and we have fourteen wounded!"
"Very well. Proceed to land at these coordinates."
At the Grid-city-Scrapped desert
Orioke was given the opportunity of landing near Grid-City at the border of the desert and Grid-city's City Center. There, paramedics arrived and brought almost everyone into the hospital... All except
"Th- Thank you..." Orioke then went to sleep on the cot that was provided to her as Shiro was stumbling out, clutching his wound in front of the police and ambulance workers. What they saw was the Bomberman needing medical assistance.
A slightly taller and rounder Akanami came in with her specialized medical supplies meant for Shiro only.
"What happened this time?"
"St- *cough!* Stab wound!" This surprised Akanami. Until an orange Layer-Daman hybrid ran in with a cauterization device. This is Bazooka 'Bo' Orange, the original Teta and Shiro's former roommate on Grid-city.
"*sigh* What did you get into this time, Shiro? Lie down so that I can handle the wound. *Shiro lies down on the floor*" Bo asked as he cauterized and disinfected the stab wound.
"Fa- *cough* Family, Bo... We got attacked by this group called The Five Dastardly Bombers and they were controlled by Bagura."
"Bagura?"
"Yeah! An old man with blue skin. He's almost like Professor Xeal."
"So Mighty attacked you guys again?"
"Yeah... You're taller and a little squishier now, Aka..." This flustered Aka a little
"What does this mean for you guys? Who's Mighty?" Aka was comforting Shiro... Who was touching her Daman Marble and looking at the wound's reflection, making the red Daman feel flustered a little more.
"Uh... The other guy in white is my missing brother. That's Mighty. We are trying to think of something sooner or later." Shiro then replied.
"Atleast you found him! And *leans in to Shiro* Who's your lady-friend?" Aka was too busy to hear that as she then walked over to her 'Bomberman supplies' for anything that could be used to sub-side the pain Shiro was wincing from.
"Childhood friend! Hm... Do you remember anyone named Mauve Cilary?" Shiro replied and then asked.
"... Dude... That is my cousin! She was the one who was partnered with Phil!"
"Holy crap! She nearly got me on a date with her!"
"... Is she doing alright? Her dad's a merchant."
"If you call chasing a former co-worker with bombs a normal thing in the Bomberman culture..."
"Then I hate my culture! *fist-bumps Shiro* When you recuperate, bring your companions to the fuse-district! There's gonna be a party at Neon Green's!"
"I'll be happy to go!"
"And Shiro?"
"Yeah?"
"When you are in the party, bring an actual date this time! Last time, you left with Trophy Turquoise and Cutie Bomber wrestling just so that they could impress you!" This caused Shiro to sweat a little... Since he considers himself to be horrible with the ladies.
"I'll see what I can do..."
Chapter 13 end...
References:
1. Orioke uses special pills hand-crafted by Shiro to combat her deteriorating state
2. Pedophile jokes
3. Using bombs as maces
4. The abilities of Ki's armor set is revealed
5. Just like the original Bomberman, Shiro is about stealth and explosions... With knowledge of hand-to-hand combat
6. In this, Teta and Io from DS 2 were partnered with former CuBa members Bazooka 'Bo' Orange and Neon Green prior
7. I drew the original Chapter 5 with Shiro whining out that he hates his culture
8. Aka gained a little bit of weight and some procedures were done with her
9. Trophy Turquoise is an OC created by me... Specificaly for Stupid Bomberman Rangers
10. This chapter's name was inspired by Mega Man: DeafMatch's omake styled chapters
That's all folks!