Harrison: Jeez! I might have to start cutting some of the later answers off! This thing is getting really long, whoa! There are 1,748 words just for the questions. Sorry for the ranting, I really enjoy the reviews. On to the main presentation.
I
got sick. Now I feel like crap. I can't sleep but I'm really tired,
and my favorite show (Naruto) has not been on for two weeks. I am
going INSANE!
Good, because now I feel... the same. But thanks for
telling me.
Hey Zets, if Tobi was eating a cactus in front of you
(god knows why) would you eat him?
YOU LIKE SOUR GUMMY WORMS?!
Awesome!
-is standing as far away from you as possible-
Finally!
Took you forever.
-has a mental break down- WHY CAN'T I SUPPORT
YOU BOTH?! I g really bad headaches, and fireworks and cr like that
aren't exactly the best medicine, okay?!
Here eat. -shoves cookies
in mouth-
Ja-ne peoples.
MyCookiesNotYours
Harrison: Oh, that stinks… I know! I've been waiting for a long time. I was like "Oh, boy, Naruto's on tonight." I checked the channel and they were doing Superman: Doomsday. It's an alright movie but I really wanted to watch Naruto.
Zetsu: Why would Tobi want to eat a cactus? No, I fricking hate cactuses.
Sasuke: They are the next best thing to tomatoes.
Orochimaru: I know, I would too. I have quite a range. Mwehehehe.
Sasori: Dirty people…
Deidara: Because, if you like motion then your on my side, but if you like statues and other gay shit-
Sasori: Hey!
Deidara: Then your with the gay old man.
Kakuzu: Don't talk about me like that!
Sasori: Not you!
Gaara: Ablepghmganaglepgha!!
Harrison: What do you mean by Oh,my...?
Sasuke: I give up.how about if Sakura gets an arranged marriage and leaves Konoha cuz she is married to a prince of ghugoa from the arranged marriage? And she falls in love with someone else? What is she falls in love with Robin from the teen titans or something? WHAT WILL YOU DO? Will you fall in love with a pansy like Karin or an Angel like Sakura?
Shikamaru: sorry
Jiraiya: Well not really I am trying to form an original.
Itachi:Go For It!
Naruto Hinata: Here you go hands ramen over
Orochimaru: need anything?
Mikoto: Okay we should start with the guests!
Zetsu: idk good luck in the future.
Neji: ...IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!
Ten Ten: just keep on telling Neji its not his fault.
Pein: It's goin good back to school in japan so just teaching and more work.
Sakura: Damn straight Sasuke belongs to you!
Sasuke: ...
Karin: How isn't it proof! Its living proof but you can't except the truth! I am not going to do anything because you already ruined your reputation by being your slutty self, but thats good cuz you don't hide your true self.
Sai:... get a job...
Kakuzu: heres 20 bucks.
Konan: you are so awesome!
Kakashi: Dude I love your dogs.
-Itachi-Is-Mine-
Harrison: As in "Oh, my, you're right." I thought you were joking. Whoa!
Sasuke: No, no she won't. -rolls around on the floor, covering his ears- Lies! Lies!! She won't marry some random stranger. The only one person she would marry is- No one!! She won't fall in love with someone else. Screw Robin!! And theoretically, THEORETICALLY, mind you, I would rather fall in love with Sakura. Oh, please.
Shikamaru: That's alright. I could probably use one for my down time on missions and stuff.
Jiraiya: Oh, that's too bad. My novels are quite exquisite.
Itachi: I will! This is my trial of youth! Yeah! -paddleballs-
Naruto: Thanks. -eats ramen-
Hinata: Arigato. -eats ramen-
Orochimaru: Nope, I'm exhausted.
Mikoto: Alright, but you're going to have to work on it. I can't because I'm dead. So… yeah.
Zetsu: Uh, thanks?
Neji: You know what? Forget it.
Tenten: Neji-kun, it's-
Neji: -kisses her to make her shut-up-
Pein: Oh, I see. You are also a teacher, hm.
Sakura: Yeah, I know! -blushes
Sasuke: Yeah, whatever.
Karin: They're photoshopped pictures, you fucking bitch!! I so can accept the truth. Like the truth that you're a liar and a punk ass hole. Well, you should do something otherwise you a weak ass bitch!! And the slutiness is just a cover so that Sasuke-kun could take time to find the true me. And he'll pick me over that flat-chested, PMS-prone, weak ass bitch!!
Sai: I have one, stupid penis-less.
Kakuzu: Uh, thanks? -snatches money- What is it for?
Konan: Thank you! You are too.
Kakashi: Yeah, they're pretty cool.
Is Naruto afraid of the undertaker?
/watch?v29StvNyGWE8&featurerelated
Bamorad
Naruto: Pssh! Yeah right!
Sasuke:SO
MEAN! y not 2 both? i still luv u tho!!
Itachi: U r Lava Girl
because when i first saw you, I thought u were a girl because of ur
hair, so u r Lava Girl.
Kisame: lol...idk about Shark Man, i'll
have to talk to my friend!!
Might Guy: It's just wat we call
u.
Ino: LALALALALALA!! cnt hear u! I said id leave u alive because
of Shika!! sheesh! i like Temari and all, but shes like 3 years older
than him.
Sakura: I dont care! U go after him, dont just let him
leave. Then that looks like u just say that u love him, and dont mean
it!! u have to show him tht if he were to leave, ud b alone, thts y i
would have gone after him b/c i really do love him.
Naruto: im
sorry!! plz dont b mad at me...
Hinata: ur welcome, and once
again, im sorry, plz dont b mad me either. I just thnk that u might
have been stronger than Sakura but just didnt show it!! i didnt mean
tht u wanted to!!
Kyuubi: okedoke
TenTen: y would i need to get
a room?? im single...again...but ur welcome, im just speakin the
truth.
Kiba: Apparently he does.
Akamaru:gives treat
Shino:
OMG! i cnt bleve u just said tht...wow...ur always so quiet...i didnt
think u had it in ya...
Gaara: gets teary-eyed u dnt have to b
so mean! now i want a hug when ur done eating, or i wont ever give u
any more cookies!
Jiraiya: Whatever u say, whatever u
say.
Kakashi: Seeing how Sasuke's being a meany...plz!! ill b u
Jiraiya's newest book!
Sasori: My friend luvs u and when u died,
she took pics of u, put them in a box,buried it, and said tht was ur
funeral. she was depressed for like a week.
thts all for now, im
really tired and have more stuff to do before going to sleep, so
bye!!
Racergirl936
Sasuke: Why not both what?
Itachi: Yeah, I have long hair but I should like a man, what do you think I am? And what does the lava have anything to do with this. I mean, I kind of understand the girl part, but lava?!
Kisame: Please say yes!
Ino: You suck! Yeah, you'd better leave me alive so I and Shika can be together without you and your annoying big ass mouth!! Screw Temari!! I'm the best for Shika-kun.
Sakura: My words were the only thing I had at the time to convince him, but it didn't work. Well, of course I love him, and I really do mean it, but I just wasn't strong enough at the time. And there is proof that I'm alone, which I told him that I would be, because now I am alone.
Naruto: Then you don't make fun of my best friends.
Hinata: Then YOU don't make fun of my best friends, too! Of course, she's stronger than me. Sakura-san has trained under Tsunade, one of the legendary Sannin. Jeez!
Kyuubi: I see…
Tenten: Oh, okay.
Kiba: I know. I'm so surprised right now. I'm like blown out of my mind. Whoa!
Akamaru: Arf Arf! (Thank you!)
Shino: It's because he's annoying. I'm sure you'd do it too, if you had him insulting you and yelling in your ear.
Gaara: Okay Okay! -hug- Now give me more cookies!
Jiraiya: Yes, that is what I say. Jiraiya is no Liar!!
Kakashi: Sorry, I already have all of them, and in the special edition set.
Sasori: Uh, thank you? At least, she mourned me and not "Gay"dara.
Deidara: Hey!
so
naruto now that you have been talking to your dad how have you two
been getting along?
itachi ive been thinking about what you said
to me in the last chapter and it seems like theres not much to do so
i brought soda and chips and popcorn and movies for everyone so you
can party.you can thank me or teach me a jutsu,please go with the
jutsu.anyway have fun partying!
Alberto4395
Naruto: We've been getting along. I found out that I'm related to him.
Itachi: Hey guys! MOVIE NIGHT!! We have Resident Evil 3, Revenge of the Sith, The Notebook, Batman Begins, Rush Hour 3, The Godfather, The Boxed Set of Naruto, and Brokeback… Mountain… What the hell? Anyway, thanks. And I'll teach you the ripped version of Chidori. First, gather chakra into your hand.
Kankurou
Do
people often mistake you for playing with dolls when you play with
puppets?
Your puppets are pretty cool.
Kabuto
I am a
fan of yours so hopefully, I did not offend you with the question
last chapter. Honestly, you do look really cute and I do dream of you
besides Iruka. Iruka overhears that
Shino
Autograph
please?
hands Shino a pen and paper to sign
Do you fear human
contact at times?
How did you train yourself to keep your emotions
under control?
What is your opinion on bullying?
Iruka
Do
you sometimes have a hard time giving advice?
If you saw someone
getting bullied, what would you do?
Any advice on how to overcome
fears? same question to Naruto, Ebisu & Tsunade
Kidomaru
If
you were to fight Spiderman, who would win?
Favorite
book?
Favorite jutsu to use?
Ebisu
What are the color of
your eyes?
I don't think you are a pervert but I can't blame you
for the fact that you got nosebleeds because of Naruto's dirty
tricks. Did you ever get him back for that?
-Sonar
Kankuro: Uh, no, because they're giant puppets and aren't small like dolls. My puppets are people-sized…sort of.
Kabuto: Oh, thank you.
Shino: Uh, sure. -signs paper-. Uh, not at all, I'm just a bit anti-social. I just don't let a lot of things bother me, that's all. Except for KIBA!! Bullying is bad!
Iruka: No, not all. I'm a teacher so I get used to that kind of stuff. I would reprimand them on-site and discuss the problem. I seemed to have to do that a lot to Naruto!
Naruto: You just have to go on through it. Be brave and overcome it.
Ebisu: What? Why me?
Tsunade: That little punk stole my words. -grumbles- Little punk.
Kidomaru: Dur, me. I'm waay stronger than that spider-y freak. My favorite book is the encyclopedia of spiders. And my favorite jutsu is the simple net making.
Ebisu: My eye color is brown. Well, of course I'm not a pervert! W-why w-would I be one?! Yes, t-that kid's a dirty… dirty person!!
Ino-
Why do you wear purple? Does it cover blood better?
Sakura- Do you
get annoyed with the color pink sometimes?
Sasuke- Do you think
your brother did the right thing by making you become an avenger to
kill him?
Itachi- How did you know that Orochimaru was going to
give Sasuke the curse mark? Admit it, you know something about it.
Kasaka Masido
Ino: What?! Yeah, so, what?
Sakura: No, because it's my hair color. Do you get annoyed with your hair color.
Sasuke: Well, he was only doing his mission. So, I guess to him he was doing the right thing.
Itachi: I saw it on his neck and then I did some research on it. Of course, I did. I researched it.
Sakura
What
annoys you the most besides Naruto and Ino?
Favorite
song?
Ebisu
Most annoying song you ever heard and had to
listen to for a long time?
Have you ever snapped?
Ideas Morrew
Sakura: Stupid people. My favorite song is "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis.
Ebisu: That one "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song.
Jadel:
Harem no jutsu!
Jadel walks up only covered in clouds and walks up
to Iruka, Ebisu and Jiriya.
Jadel: Hey look at me! I'm naked. i
wish the clouds would move though.
Velvet: Jadel! You
sicko!
Jadel: Well it was time to see some nose bleeds. I should
walk over to Shikamaru.
Velvet: Temari and Shikamaru's teammates
would kill you.
Ebisu went flying as Iruka passed out from the
blood loss.
Velvet: Is this torture Iruka day or something?
Velvet
checks on Iruka and then sets him into a chair while Jiriya won't
leave Jadel alone.
Jadel: No means no.
Jiriya: Oh come on. You
are perfect for my research!
Jadel has a vein in her forehead and
whacks Jiriya.
Jadel: What's the matter? Naruto won't do the jutsu
for you?
Velvet: Jadel! Quit tormenting him. Go torment
Tobi.
Jadel: Shouldn't you be Mikami?
Velvet: Light killed
him.
Jadel: Again?
Velvet: Yes. I'll kill him later.
Jadel:
Anyways, let's get to the questions.
Velvet: Done nosebleeding
Iruka?
Iruka nods.
Velvet: Good. Now, I want to know what you
think about Hinata, Kiba, Jiriya, Ebisu and Shino.
Jadel: As for
Shino, worse book you read? Worse nightmare? Worse moment Kiba pulled
you into?
Velvet: Hey Hinata. No need to be shy. Besides, everyone
likes you the way you are.
Velvet hands Hinata a flower.
Velvet:
Naruto told me to tell you that he said hi by the way.
Hinata
faints.
Velvet: Hey Ino, if you could be any animal what would it
be and why?
Velvet Sin & Jadel Thorn
Jiraiya: You people are sick even for me!
Iruka: Hinata is a very shy but determined person when she wants to. Kiba can be a little obnoxious at times but is very skilled. Jiraiya was an excellent probably the most excellent trainer for Naruto. Ebisu… we don't hang out that much. Shino is kind of quiet but very analytical.
Hinata: Oh, uh… thank you. Oh, don't worry, I'm not like that anymore, because, he and I are together! Ha!
Ino: I would be a cat because they have an easy life or relaxing, sleeping, and moving when they want to.
Iruka
fangirls
show up and attack Iruka and they steal his clothes
Any advice on
how to overcome loss?
Ebisu
Worse thing you had to do?
Ever
lost anyone when that nine tailed fox was on the loose?
Mizuki
What
do you have against Iruka anyways?
TenTen
Have you ever had
to shoot weapons at an ally at anytime?
Ino
When will you
get showing a tough and vain front and just be
yourself?
Sasuke
Sas-gay! Sas-gay!
Moracco Hasjaysama
Iruka: Oy! Give me back my clothes!!
Ebisu: It was on a mission quite a few years ago when I was genin. I had to go pick up poo on dog day. No, I didn't lose anyone.
Mizuki: He got me sent to Shinobi prison. If someone sent you to prison, wouldn't you hold it against them?
Tenten: Uh, no.
Ino: I'm only like that sometimes to Sakura.
Sasuke: You're gay! You're gay!
Itachi
Please
smack your brother hard for me.
Gaara
hands Gaara
cookies
Weirdest fangirl experience?
Kankurou
Who would
you rather be stranded on an island with? Shikamaru or Kiba?
DingDong NutCase
Itachi: But, I love him!
Gaara: Bleh, I'm too full right now… Too… many… cookies.
Kankuro: Shikamaru, because he's smart!
Iruka
Ever
been handcuffed to a fan girl?
Look! A distraction!
Iruka
turns and when he looks back, he is hit with pie in the face
Got
you!
Kidomaru
You do remind me of Tien from Dragon Ball
because of the third eye you had when you use the power of the curse
mark.
Akatoro Mitsaiya
Iruka: No, and I don't plan to. Ha! You missed! You'll have to do better than that.
Kidomaru: I see… right…
Kabuto
No
reason but everyone thinks you're in love with him.
Does
Orochimaru mistake himself for Michael Jackson?
Iruka
most
humliating situation you been caught in?
A Crazed sue
Kabuto: Well, I'm not. Actually, Michael Jackson is his second cousin, though I'm not sure how it works out specifically.
Iruka: Being kidnapped and forced to ask questions.
Sasuke: How did you become a hero? The guy was technically on a mission, so he was technically still part of the village, so, that would make you a bad guy... Whatever, just make sure you kick everyone's ass.
Jiraiya: Yeah, but Pein wants peace by causing chaos. And, yeah, Naruto just wants to be Hokage. Minato-san was his dad and Kushina-san was his mom. I think you were his godfather. But, do you know where the real Pein is?
Naruto: Yeah, it's pretty much all you ever talk about -.-
Kushina: Ok, calm down, calm down. It was just a suggestion.
Naruto: Eh, it's fifty fifty sometimes. He gave you the ultimate power for an ultimate price. Well, what if Kyuubi's power at nine tails DIDN'T kill you?
Shisui: Ok, I had a really blonde moment there, heh.
Sakura: Hmm you prove a good point. Prehaps you aren't as useless as some of the people who hate you once thought...
Shukaku: Oh! I get it now. But why didn't you just force Gaara to destroy all the major tea industries in the Land Of Wind? That would have been a bit better.
Gaara: First time I saw him I wanted to murder him.
Tenten: Ok, but we might need to get some hair care products to make sure he doesn't make much noise.
Hinata: Lol! All right, than, I'll make it an easier question. Who would you rather give a friendly hug? (this does not include Naruto, since you two are more than friends)
Thanx for answering in advance!
RikkuMadaraUchiha
Sasuke: Because I killed one of the most infamous, to the Konoha, of the rogue ninja. That's how I became a hero, fool! Everyone else thinks that he did it out of madness. Dur!
Jiraiya: Yeah, of course I do! I'm the one who wrote the code.
Naruto: Whatever. I suppose. If going Nine-tails didn't release the fox and kill me, then the power and the amount of chakra will. I read, silly.
Shisui: Yeah, big time.
Kushina: He's in the room, you know.
Sakura: Duh! You bet your ass I do.
Shukaku: Damn, why didn't I think of that.
Gaara: He made my mother not like me and he put the Shukaku inside of me. He's a frickin' dickhead.
Tenten: Garnier Fructis!! And some good conditioner!!
Hinata: Oh, Fine! I think I'll just pick someone from my team. Uh, Shino.
Kiba: Aw man!
Shino: You're disappointed. Aren't you?
Kiba: Shut up.
Harrison: Well, that's it for this week. Argh, so much work. I think I might have to split it up soon. But still keep on sending your comments, questions, and reviews. Arigato!