ACT 13: Their Final Hour
Shadow: Mmm… mmm… ahhh, my head… what… what happened…
Joe: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shadow: Mmm… what… was…
Mason: WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE!?
Shadow: Mmm… what's… going on…?
?: HA, you humans are so fun to play with… the way you look at the brink of death is priceless.
Mason: Just fucking die!
?: Oh, I'm sorry it appears you are too weak to do anything. What a shame really, I'd love to play with you more.
Mason: Shut up you bastard! How could you do this to us!?
?: Oh you little simpleton, he's not doing it I am! I'm merely taking refuge I him for the time being seeing how you killed almost all my pets. And I really liked that dog too. What a shame, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mason: Then come out and fight me one on one!
?: Oh if you insist, seeing how this is your last request and all. HAHAHAHAHA!
Mason: SHUT UP!
?: No need to get angry, where you'll be going you won't feel any emotions anyway. Well, let the end begin!
Mason: What… what the hell are you…
?: Humph, like a human could understand what I am. That's a funny one. GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!
Mason: FINE, IF I'M GOING TO DIE I'M TAKEING YOU WITH ME!
?: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ME DIE? Let us just see about that…
Mason: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
?: … humph, I expected more from one who's life is on the line but oh well I guess. Now you can join the others, AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mason: NO, HOW DID THAT NOT – AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
?: Hahaha, foolish little human, I'm like a god compared to you. Well it was fun while it lasted but lets just finish this. You two, is he dead?
Chris: Yes sir, I made sure of that.
?: Good, now deal with the other while I take care of this meat puppet.
Josh: Gah, you… you KILLDED MY MIDGET!
?: Oh yes, the little one, he was quite fun to watch explode. Quite fun indeed, MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: I'LL KILL YOU!
?: Oh, is that so… it's like a broken record with you humans isn't it. Just die now.
Josh: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
?: Yes, the sound of his bones crunching pleases my ears immensely. Let me hear it more!
Josh: GGAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
?: YES, SCREAM FOR ME! MORE, MORE, LOUDER!
Josh: …
?: Broken already, that's too bad. I was just starting to have fun too. Oh well, you two hurry up and kill him so I can leave and continue my wonderful journey all across this world. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shadow: "Damn… after everything this is where I die huh?"
Chris: Nighty, night!
Shadow: GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris: Ha, its done sir, we can go now.
?: Wonderful, but first you two must die too.
Chris: But sir, why!?
Jovi: We severed you loyally sir!
?: Like I need you meat sacks! I simply made you for my amusement! Now amuse me!
Chris & Jovi: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
?: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU FOOLS!
Chris & Jovi: …
?: Well, now that that's over I'll be on my way. Hopefully the other humans on this world are as fun as there were. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HERE I COME WORLD!
…
The lights are out, the guests are gone, and the party's, finally over.
THE DINNER PARTY
END
An unknown amount of time has passed…
?(2): Damn, I finally catch up with you and look at this mess. Shit, now what do I do? Damn it, I guess I have no choice but to drag you all the way back to the creator. I don't have the magical power to revive you myself or else I would. I really hope he's not that mad about this, I mean I'm just learning too after all. Ok now if I can just remember how to create a portal to the void. Umm, shit, how does it go again? Let's see, first step is magic circle, next is the incantation spell. Now just visualize it and… tada! There we go, now let's get you back you the creator so he can fix you up. After he does we can finally go on an adventure like you always dreamed of.
And so the new mystery "man" took the now dead Shadow through the newly opened portal and once through it disappeared behind him. What lies beyond the portal is a completely different story for a whole other time.