Ralph and Alyssa were playing Go Fish on the ledge as Retro chased Juicey around the small space trying to shoot her. After about 8 minutes however, Retro had an asthma attack. The albuterol she promptly overdosed on seemed to calm her down a bit.

"Let's….just…get the head….yea…" She panted leaning against the wall. Juice nodded and grabbed the letter from the janitor. Alyssa glanced at Ralph before pushing him off the ledge and jogging after them.

"You bitch!" cried Juicey royally pissed. The 3 of them quickly went over to the other door. Once inside they proceeded over to the broken wall that went out onto the ledge. They went over without complaint for once. However when it came time to go threw the window they encountered a problem…

"Juice…..Are you sure your ass can fit?" asked Retro in mock seriousness.

"Just shut up and go!" Juice growled pushing her through. Once they were in the kitchen Retro promptly checked the icebox.

"Duude! There's 1600's booze in here!" she cried holding it up just as Alyssa finished reading the paper and Jemima ran in.

"But.. We can't drink… were all underage…" said Alyssa. The other 3 girls stared at her. Suddenly old music started playing. "Oh no… not again!" Retro suddenly had a blonde wig on over her head.

"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity

Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed

I can't; I'm Sandra Dee"

"A-are you talking about me?"

"Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across,

Even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day"

"Who are those people?" asked Alyssa astonished. Jemima and Juicey were now behind Retro also wearing blond wigs.

"I don't drink (no)

Or swear (no)

I don't rat my hair (eew)

I get ill from one cigarette

(cough, cough, cough)

Keep your filthy paws

Off my silky draws

Would you pull that crap with Annette?"

"Whose Annette?"

"As for you Troy Donahue,

I know what you wanna do

You got your crust

I'm no object of lust

I'm just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis, let me be!

Keep that pelvis far from me!

Just keep your cool

Now your starting to drool

Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!"

"Are you making fun of me Retro?" Retro jerked off her wig and glared crossing her arms as the music jerked to a halt.

"Some people are so touchy!" "Now I'm bored. Juice-" The door busted open with Ralph getting ready to sing.

"Oh no. No. No!!!"

"I'm not wearing underwear today, no im not wearing underwear today. Not that you probably care. Much about my underwear, still none the less I gotta say. That im not wearing underwear today" Ralph sang. The four girls just stared at him shocked, confused, disturbed and bored. "What? No encore?"

"Bye Ralph" Jemima said pushing her brother out of the kitchen. "Now where were we?" Jemima started to chase Alyssa around her side of the area, while Retro and Juice chilled in the kitchen. Retro noticed something on the table she was sitting on.

"Hey Juice" Retro taunted. Juice looked over the door of the fridge.

"Yo" she responded.

"Look! It's a fork!"

"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Retro pegged the fork at Juice causing Juice to crawl under a table.

"HA! Lame"

Oh Noes! Dennis Haz Being Tortured-ed

Alyssa had just watched the horrified scene from the projector. "Guys Dennis is in trouble!" Alyssa cried out to the two girls who were suddenly playing the game of Life.

"NOT AGAIN!" Juice screamed as she landed on another Twins space. Retro cried of laughter then became sad, since her car was completely empty besides her and her husband. The projector screen had turned all static and grey. Then appeared a living room full of people. "DAD!?" Juice ran up to the screen. "What the hell are all these people doing in my house!?"

"That's a rude way to greet a teacher of yours your totally failing the next vocab quiz" Chris said putting on his glasses and taking out his cell phone making a note of it. Mike turned his back to Chris.

"Mine's better…" Mike muttered to him self sitting on the floor pouting.

"Juice your mom makes awesome Mac and Cheese" Retro's stomach growled. But she soon grew a smile.

"HEY! My Fanta still there!" Retro said clapping her hands. Sarah soon spotted the soft drink on the table next to Chris. She slowly went for it, Retro's face soon showed fear. "No…NOOOOO!" Sarah slowly grabbed the cup and held it to her mouth. "PLEASE! NOT MY FANTA!" Soon it was all gone…"You'll regret that Sarah" Sarah stuck out her tongue. Retro noticed someone else appear on the screen. "Dude…Check it out…Box is totally in your house!" Retro pointed at the guy sitting next to Juice's mom. Juice glared at the T.V.

"EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Juice screamed.

"I can hear the bells…" Alyssa sang. Retro glared at Alyssa.

"Don't you dare…" Retro warned.

"Well, don't cha hear them chime?"

"I think she's gone delusional" Juice said pointing to Alyssa who totally went goo goo eyes over Box.

"Can't 'cha feel my heartbeat keeping perfect time? And all because he…"

"I want to break your heart beat…" Retro mumbled.

"Touched me. He looked at me and stared, yes he bumped me. My heart was unprepared when he, tapped me and knocked me off my feet. One little touch. Now my life's complete 'cause when he…Nudged me love put me in a fix, yes it hit me Just like a ton of bricks. Yes my heart burst. Now I know what life's about. One little touch and love's knocked me out and…"

"He did none of those things!" Juice screamed.

"You're totally jealous" Chris said smirking. Juice pulled the plug of the projector and sat in the chair. Alyssa looked around confused.

"Where did he go?" Alyssa asked confused.

"You scared him off with your terrible singing. Now may we please continue. I need revenge…it was my Fanta…"