Me-Que pasa mi gente!
Spencer-Nada!
Freddie-(Mumbles)Copy cat
Me-Shut up Fredward!
Freddie-(Rolls eyes)
Me-We got in some new dares!
seddiecreddie12
I dare Guppy to hug Freddie and Sam, then kissed them! On the cheek or lip
Guppy-Okay!
He kisses Freddie on the cheek and hugs him than hugs Sam and kisses her on the lips.
Sam-EW! (Mouthwash)
Me-Woow there tiger. You got carried away. :D
Guppy-Hehe..happy bethday! (runs off)
Me-So adorable!
Sam why do you hate Freddie so much? and please don't answer like one of these: coz hes a nub or who doesn't like him? just tell the truth! share the love Sam! LOL
Sam-He is! You understand me girl!
Me-Explain.
Sam-(Rolls eyes) Cause...he's annoying and a geek, and he's always talking about tech and how much he knows. It gets annoying and I have to stop him before I die of boredom.
Freddie-Oook?
Me-Mhm..Moving on...
SimonandJeanetteAreBest
OMG, I laughed my butt off when Freddie was singing to Sam! Best thing EVER! If only that were in an episode XDDD Please don't forget to do the "Borderline" music video or the "Glee" episode. :)
I dare you to bring Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, and Harry Potter from the HP realm and make them go out with Sam, Carly, and you. I'll let you pick who goes with whom ;)
Me-I'm doing a special chapter for that...and Bob! get the wizard dudes here!
Bob-Okay.
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy poof into the room
Draco-Where am I? And what am I doing with you two?
Harry-I have no idea. I was just reading a book and then. Poof.
Ron-And I was sleeping.
Me-Hey!
Ron-Who is she?
Harry-No idea
Draco-And what are we doing here?
Me-Your here to go on a date with us (Points to Carly, Sam and me)
Draco-I don't even know you!
Ron-I think I know those two girls...but I don't remember where...
Carly-iCarly.
Sam-Web show.
Ron-Oh! right. That weird web show Hermione showed me the other day. It was pretty funny. I loved the part Sam put hot sauce in Freddie's underwear than gave him a wedgie. Haha.
Sam-Thank You. I try my best at making the nerd miserable.
Freddie-(Crosses him arms and growls)
Draco-I'm out of here (Does magic spell and poofs)
Me-Wait! I haven't picked who goes with who! (Sighs)
Harry-Well...I go back home and you stay here...Bye (Does magic spell and poofs)
Ron-(Stares at us awkwardly) Love iCarly (Poofs)
Me-Well that sucks.
Spencer: Who is the best of all your girlfriends - Gibby's mother, Trudy (iPie), or that prissy lady (iWon't Cancel The Show)?
Spencer-Trudy wasn't even my girlfriend. She was all over me. Gross! And the other chick was too sophisticated...so neither.
Me-I hate serious people with no sence of humor.
Spencer-Yeah me too.
Me-Unless they are serious because somethings wrong, or someone died, that's different.
Spencer-Yeah.
Everybody: Who is best with Beck in Victorious - Cat, Tori, Jade?
Carly-Jade! They are already dating!
Sam-True that!
Freddie-Yeah. Cat and Beck would be...just plain weird.
Gibby-Cat and Beck would be fun to watch.
Socko-Ew no! Tori and Beck would be cool!
Tyler-No! Jade and Beck is better. They're dating so yeah!
Me-I agree.
Spencer-Me too.
Me-Cool. So Beck wins...wait...I mean Jade. I feel weird now...(They stare at me awkwardly) Stop staring at me! (Spencer stands up and faces me with wide eyes) Your freaking me out.
Spencer-I'm freaking what?
Me-(Hypnotized)I'm wha-
Spencer-(Jumps up) That totally works!
Me-(Shakes head) OKAY that was weird!
Give Guppy a lollipop. I said this because I felt like it!
Me-(Hands Guppy a lollipop bigger than his face)Here's a rainbow lollipop Gup!
Guppy-(Licks lollipop)Rainbow!
Me-Cute!
Read the Seddie fic "songs remind me of you" by omggcece. And the Cibby fic "iLove Gibby" by the same person.
Sam-Ugh I hate reading!
Me-Read!
(After reading)
Sam-Laaaame!
Carly-It wasn't that bad. Except the iLove Gibby one, that NEVER happened okay!
Me-(Whispers)Mean.
Freddie-(mutters)Emo.
Me-Watch it Freddward.
Freddie-(Rolls his eyes)
Me-So...what did you guys think?
Sam-It said we had to read the story not tell what we think.
Me-Loop hole! Cool...next!
iLet it Rock
Sam and Freddie must go to Rome (the city of love) for 2 weeks.
Freddie-We already went to France, what else do yo-
Sam-(Covers Freddie's mouth) Dude. Shut the chizz up, we get free trips to places just because people want to see us dating.
Freddie-(Looks at Sam)So true!
Sam-(Stands up with Freddie)Well bye!
Freddie-We're going to Rome. (They try to leave but Freight Train stops them by the door)
Freddie-And we're sitting down now.
Sam-Yup!
Me-(Chuckles)After the chapter is over you can go.
Griffin - Why are you so obsessed with Pee Wee babies and what got you to become so obsessed with it?
Me-Freight Train, bring Griffin.
Freight Train-Got it!
Bob-Why can't I go get him?
Me-Because, your too weak.
Bob-(Rolls eyes)
Griffin-(Freight Train carrying him) Why is this freakishly huge man carrying me back here?
Freight Train-(Puts him down)
Griffin wore a Peter the penguin T-shirt. I look at him awkwardly.
Griffin-What?
Me-Why?
Griffin-Why what?
Me-Your dumb obsessions with those thingies! Pee Wee babies!
Griffin-(Gasps) They are not thingies! Pee Wee babies are very cool!
Me-Why do you like them so much?
Griffin-I don't know...they're just, so cute and fluffy, and fun to hold!
Me-Oh. Okay than Griffin take a seat your part of the show now! Send in some Dares and Questions for the Pee Wee lover!
Griffin-What's that supposed to mea-
DaydreamKid
i dare everyone to read a hermione/snape fanfic and a harry/draco fanfic and tell me what u think of them.
Sam-UGH! More reading! I'll just get close to someone while they read.
Me-Just read the fan fictions.
(After reading)
Spencer-I find the harry/draco really gross and disturbing.
All-Me too!
Tyler-Hermione and Snape are a little better...sort of...
All-Yeah...
Socko-At least they're not slash.
Me-I hate slash, except for one really cool slash one. At first it's not slash but then some dude goes into a mirror and they all turn gay, including him eventually thanks to himself...Anyways enough rant...
(A/N: I left one dare out but I'll leave it for next chapter)
seddie-is-sexy
gibby must say if he actully likes tasha (cuz i hates her)and then cibby must make-out for i hr and 45 mins. and gibby to a lie detector
Carly-UGH!
Gibby-Why?
Me-Because they said so now KISS!
They make out
(45 minutes later)
Cibby-(Pulls away)HAPPY?
Me-Very! So Gib...Ya really like Tasha?
Gibby-Well duh! She's hot, she's my girlfriend. I love her!
Me-(Checks lie detector)Darn man. Give me something to work here. Truth! Grr.
Gibby-Told you. Tasha's hot.
Freddie-(Whispers)How does he get one of those and I dont!
Sam-(Whispers)Cause your a geek who won't have a life!
Freddie-Demon!
ok i dare sam and freddie to kiss for 2hrs then go in a sam proof lock closet and they must talk about their first kiss together.
Freddie-What's there to talk about?
Sam-Yaah...it's just a kiss.
Me-Just kiss.
Sam-Ugh!
Freddie-Tell me about it.
(After 2 hours)
Freddie-(Pulling away breathing heavily) We're done.
Griffin-(Chuckles)
Sam-Perv!
Freddie-Do we have to go into that room?
Me-What do you think?
Sam and Freddie-UGH!
Me-Freight Train.
Freight Train carries them both to the Sam-proof lock closet and locks the door.
Freddie-So...
Sam-What the chizz are we supposed to say?
Freddie-(Sighs) I hate this as much as you do. Well...I guess we have to talk about...the kiss...
Sam-No chizz Sherlock!
Freddie-(Rolls eyes and smirks) So. Uh..You know what, this is cheesy!
Sam-No chizz!
Freddie-Can you not say chizz for another second.
Sam-No. Chizz!
Freddie-(Growls) Let us out!
Me-I can't hear you over the PARTY we're having! (Just a loud stereo with techno music on)
Freddie-That sucks. They're having a party!
Sam-(Curses under breath)
Freddie-Let's just get this over with.
Sam-What?
Freddie-(Angrily) I liked the kiss. GOSH! (Rubs his temples)
Sam-(Stares at him awkwardly)
Freddie-Can we get out now!
Me-(Opens door)Fine!
They run back to they're seats.
iLolz aLoT XP
I dare Freddie to burn his laptop :D
Freddie-ARE YOU CRAZY! That laptop cost me like a thousand dollars
Me-Too bad
Freddie-(Sniffs. Throws laptop into fire)
Sam-(Eating meat)Haha. The little geek got his geek-top burned.
Freddie-(Growls)
Me-Mmmmhmmm...
I dare Sam to throw her ham into the fire along with Freddie's laptop
Sam-(Protects ham)NO WAY! I am not doing that!
Me-Yes you are.
Sam-What makes you think I will?
Freight Train on the back with arms crossed. Sam's eyes wide.
Sam-(Sniffs. Throws ham into fire) It was so young.
Freddie-Yeah.
Me-I hate funerals.
I dare Spencer to kiss Mrs Benson then describe it
Spencer-GROSS. I rather make out with a toilet!
Mrs B-(Gasps) I will not kiss that child!
Me-Like I say and I always will...TO BAD NOW KISS!
They both give me death glares then kiss.
Me-This is very gross and disturbing.
Carly-Tell me about it.
Sam-(Pukes up ham into Freddie's face)
Freddie-(Looks really annoyed and brushes off the ham)
Spencer-(Pulls away) That was the most horrible experience I've ever had in my life!
Me-I think I feel your pain...ewwwwww!
Mrs B-How do you think I feel. I just kissed a child. YUK!
Spencer-I'm a grown man!
Mrs B-You sure don't act like one.
Me-Stop the bickering and start the dares. NEXT!
I dare Carly to slap Sam. Sam, you can't slap her back.
Carly-Are you kidding. Sam's my best friend. I would never slap her!
Me-It's not my fault okay! Just get it over with!
Carly-(Sighs and slaps Sam very gently)
Sam-(Blank expression on face)Oh come on Carly. You can do better than that!
Carly-I just don't wanna hurt you.
Sam-Don't worry about it girl.
Carly-(Nervous)Okay. Here goes. (Slaps Sam so hard her face goes to the side)
Sam-OUCH! (Cheek red) I would slap you back..but your my best friend.
Carly-Sorry. (They sit)
Griffin-Do you still like Carly?
Griffin-(Petting Peter the Penguin) Maybe...I could...but she insulted me and my babies!
Carly-(Rolls her eyes)
Me-Okay...
Gibby-How are you?
Gibby-Okay...I guess...
Boris Yeltsin
I dare the gang to watch the documentary Mao's Bloody Revolution.
Me-(Looks it up on youtube) Okay so it's an hour and twenty six minutes.
Sam-HOLY CHIZZ! I can't stare at a boring TV screen for that long.
Carly-It's true. Even watching the Girly Cow marathon she gets bored and sleeps.
Me-(Rolls eyes) We'll just watch a few
(Video starts)
Sam-(Stops video at 3 minutes)This bores me!
Me-Man you people don't have patience! Fine than, I'll get the summary and you guys can tell me what you think...deal?
All-Deal
(A minute later)
Me-It says here. Mao was one of the worst mass murderers of his time. According to assumptions made afterwards of people killed directly or indirectly by starvation or diseases only to be surpassed by Stalin.
Carly-That's horrible!
Spencer-I know!
Sam-The worst mass murderer! Wow. Like. He could kill a bunch of people in one shot.
Freddie-That's pretty bad.
Mrs B-That man is dangerous! I want you nowhere near that man Freddie!
Me-He's dead.
Mrs B-Well I want you nowhere near his tomb stone!
Freddie-(Rolls eyes)
Griffin-So he's dead. He can't do anything to me.
Me-Or is he...
Gibby-Is he?
Me-I guess!
Gibby-Oh!
Socko-He can haunt you in your sleep.
Tyler-Yeah. Than say he'll kill you.
Me-Freaky!...He can blow up my vacation house for me! I hate it there!
Sam-I'll help him blow it up!
Me-Yeah. That'll happen. I WISH.
Sam-Me too...
Me-Well. That's it for this interview. Next time on iAsk the Cast, we're having a special chapter for all of those dares I didn't do on the previous one, so if you guys could send me only questions, that would be great. Sorry if I sound bossy.
Freddie-You kinda are...
Me-(Rolls eyes) Anyways. Thanks for reading!
Everyone waves-BYE!