A/N: Hi guys, guess what the sun rose in south. Why? Don't care about that I updated because of it. Ok I wanted to take my time with this one, its would've been the best chapter but you rushed me! The truth is one of the reviewer pissed me off. But hey you got a chapter with a future!

Dedication: cactusjuiceloopy, Pokémon guy 84, ventuszephyria, DarkXfeature, pokeloverask, carolin, xKishii, irelya, lynNalu, Yuni-sama, Mirajane S and Erza S, Km28ave and JuviaIce

Welcome: Pleneko and Ravenred321 I'm really happy that both of you love my version of Gajeel and thanks for your reviews.

I don't own fairy tail if I did I would have a collection of every anime in the world but I don't.

Chapter-13 Wo-Manly

Evergreen went to the middle of the room and took the lacrima to start the projection. Everyone sat back in anticipation for Evergreen's future.

"I want a hamburger, NOW!" screamed a lady in green robe. That is a fat lady in a green robe.

"But you ate one just 5 minutes ago, you sure you want one?" a tall muscular man responded, he had white spiky hair and was wearing a sleeveless white shirt with blue jeans and had a towel on his left hand. He stood there like a waiter.

"Did I ask for your opinion or advise, Elfman? I want some food ASAP" she screamed again, her face was still hidden since the projection didn't show it yet for some reason, "I'm hungry!"

"Hai" Elfman said with a weak salute and left.

It seemed like a house with 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms with kitchen and everything, you know for some small family. The man walked into the kitchen.

It was an absolute mess.

The cabinets were half open, the preparation table was messy, and the water was still running with unclean dishes. It looked like they had a 40 man party 1 hour ago. Inside the kitchen stood two women, Elfman's sisters Mirajane and Lisana. Their hair was messy, dress covered with flour, vegetable pieces in their hair. Their eyes looked like they didn't sleep for a year.

"We got an order" Elfman reported approaching the two with a grim look on his face.

The two gulped and asked what it was.

"A hamburger! We just gave her one 5 minutes ago!" Lisana exclaimed

"Well she's finished eating it" Elfman said sitting down in a stool.

"But why hamburger? Don't pregnant women usually crave for pickles?" Lisana said going to collect the ingredients

"Well that's Evergreen for you" Mirajane said with a smile.

"Tch" Lisana and Elfman gave an irritated look at the older Strauss.

"Well it's not my fault you wanted a baby Elfman"

Everyone jaw dropped and gasped back at the room.

"The fat woman is-"Natsu was cut off by the terrible scream of Evergreen.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" the terrified look on her face said it all. She was horrified. She'd probably need therapy like Lily.

"And she's" Freed calmly started but he was sweating and was cut off by Natsu.

"PREGNANT" Natsu finished.

"And Elfman did it" Gray said equally surprised

"Well…That proves he's a man" Gajeel stated

Elfman was speechless

His mouth was moving but no words came out. Till he almost fainted.

Gajeel couldn't take it anymore. No matter what others thought, being in fairy tail made him open up to people and express his feelings. So he…broke out laughing uncontrollably.

Evergreen shot glares but they were unnoticed. Gray and Natsu started to laugh as well.

"My party" Erza said gritting her teeth. Jellal became frightened. "My PARTY! I won't let you waste it!" She burst out and hit Natsu and Gray. Gajeel activated his dragon scale to lessen the effect of Erza's strikes. But he forgot Levy's "Deathly" books.

Levy hit him. Instant KO! Levy took a bow and sat next to her knocked out boyfriend. Who needs Erza when you have Levy as your girlfriend? (A/n: ME. I love u Erza)

They turned their attention back to the projection where the girls were done with the preparation for the food.

"Well we are done for today, we will be heading home now. Lisana will comeback in an hour. We have enough food for at least two hours for Evergreen i.e. 30 minutes of food for Natsu". Mirajane said washing her hands "Take care of her okay?"

Elfman nodded and thanked them for their help. Who knew this would be so hard? They were now married for 2 years. And it was 8th month of Evergreens pregnancy. Elfman led his sisters to the door and gave each other bear hugs, that is Bear hug level ELFMAN. Mirajane and Lisana were used to it though.

"Hey Elf-nii chan be careful of mood swings" Lisana winked warning him and Elfman smirked and patted her head. A shout came from Evergreen's room.

"Where is the damn Ice-cream?" Elfman turned around to see that they had vanished into thin air and sighed. Elfman entered the room. Evergreen was laying in the bed she and Elfman shared, Yes it was a HUGE bed.

"Ice-cream?" Elfman sheepishly repeated scratching his hair. "I thought you wanted a hamburger"

"Wanted? Hello past tense…Now I want a bowl of ICE-CREAM?!" Evergreen ordered and Elfman sweat-dropped.

Leaving the plate on a table beside the bed Elfman started to head out but was stopped by Evergreen's voice.

"Elfman I'm cold" she said innocently crossing her arms.

Elfman quickly brought out a blanket and tried to cover her up.

"No, I don't want a blanket" she said with an annoyed tone. "Lie down next to me" she ordered.

Elfman with his what-the-hell-just-happened look lay down next to her. She quickly grabbed his right arm and brought him closer. Elfman put a hand around her waist and used another to caress her hair.

"Thank you" Evergreen muttered her lips pressed against his chest. Elfman pulled her up for a quick kiss. And then Evergreen rested her head in his chest again.

Time passed and they chatted for a while. Elfman tried to listen to the baby by putting his ear against her belly, Evergreen later started to draw random design on his chest with her fingers.

Elfman broke the silence that had fallen upon them. "You know while giving birth, the pain that the woman experiences is equal to the pain experienced by someone who is burnt alive". He said looking at her beautiful eyes. The cute adorable look quickly changed to rage, her face was starting to become red.

"Huh?" she stuttered. "What the Hell? Why didn't you tell me that before you F*beep*ed Me?!" and she started hitting him with her hands.

In a swift movement Elfman changed his position. He was now hovering over Evergreen. He leaned in and kissed her again. Evergreen tried to resist but she had to admit He was MANLY.

"It's too late now" Elfman said after pulling away with a nervous smile.

"Hn" Evergreen a little annoyed but then she smirked. Oh god! This was bad.

"What is it?" Elfman nervously asked.

"Since it's gonna be a girl, why don't we name her Elf woman? I think that's manly" Evergreen smirked turned into a devilish grin.

"Ah…ano…let's not do that let's just call her Anne like we planned ok?" Elfman asked taking his position back in the bed next to her.

"If you stop saying manly all the time, okay" Evergreen offered.

"I'll try"

"That's good enough for me" Evergreen said and in an instant fell asleep in Elfman's arm. Elfman rested his chin on top of her head and fell asleep as well.

Just then the door bell started to ring….

*ring* *ring* *riiiiiiiiiiing*

"Elf-nii san!" came the desperate calls from Lisana.

The projection ended with awws and applause from others. If they weren't mistaking Evergreen was actually blushing and came over to hug Elfman.

Busy in the scene nobody notice the salamander, iron dragon slayer and the ice magic user sulking.

"Another mushy one" sighed the iron dragon slayer.

"This one had the most kisses" Natsu informed with a horrified look on his face

"And there are half of us remaining!" Gray exclaimed sweat dropped falling from his body in form on ice.

"We're screwed" the three shouted in unison.

Did you like it? I guess I'm satisfied with it. At least I was able to update so fast. So please review guys. Sorry for my English.

~M~