A/N: This isn't my favorite chapter but hell it moves the story cause we actually have some what of a plot!
Also I'm so proud of me being able to keep my word. so see you guys Wednesday.
Raquel was at lima bean sitting at a small table reading Alice in Wonderland, sipping on her white chocolate mocha that Kurt had her addicted to now. Just as She was deep enough into the story a sudden jerk to the table. She frantically looked up to be greeted by the older football player sitting across from her.
"Hey Dave." She greeted before going back to her book. The boy just nodded staying quiet for a short while.
"Hey." Dave broke the silence. "Uh listen about yesterday." Raquel just looked up from her book, slightly irritated.
"What about yesterday?" She questioned taking a sip of her drink.
"Uh the whole thing with Jeremiah." He spoke in a hushed voice.
"Oh yeah." She perked up and looked around. "What about it?" The older boy leaned forward.
"I sort of need your help."
"My help?" Raquel questioned sort of shocked.
"Well I suck at that romantic girly crap and I need like a expert."
"And you came to me?"
"Well yeah." He stated as if it was obvious. "I mean you already know what's going on and, well you're a girl so you should have some kind of insight on this type of thing right?"
"That's sort of sexist." She muttered as she sipped her drink.
"What?"
"Nothing." Raquel shook it off and placed her hand on her chin. "Well you got the whole being a expert on romance thing wrong." She laughed. "So very wrong but I think I know a few people who can help."
Raquel pulled out her phone and dialed the number. A few rings then soon the person she needed answered.
"Hello." Blaine answered.
"Hey it's Raquel."
"Oh hey Rocky!" She swore she could hear the smile in his voice. "Nice to hear from you. What's going on?"
"Rocky? Really? Ugh . . uh we sort of need to ask you for a favor."
"We?"
"Well. Oh I'm with Dave?"
"Dave?"
"Uh Karofsky. Anyway we have . . Guy trouble and were hoping you could help us out."
"Wait your hanging out with Karofsky?"
"Well yeah."
"You know I was free. We could have hung out.'
"Yeah but this is spontaneous love life saving. So help us out?"
"Okay" Blaine replied hesitantly. "Who's the guy?"
"Oh" Raquel looked to Dave. "He's a bag boy at the save and go. His name is Jeremiah."
"Jeremiah?" Blaine chocked on the word.
"Yes Blaine." Raquel paused. "Do you know him?" It was silent on the other side of the line.
"Uh. I can't help you guys with this one. I'm sorry." Blaine spoke rapidly and hung up. Raquel looked at her phone in shock.
"What the hell! He hung up!" Raquel shouted at the phone looking at Dave incredulously.
"I always knew that guy was a dick." Dave muttered under his breath.
"No there was probably a valid reason for that." Raquel spoke unsure of her own words. "Oh well. No matter I got a few other people as back up." She smiled at Dave before pulling out her phone again.
Kurt's phone went off while he was taking a nap. On a normal occasion he would have let the call continue to his voice mail but he ended up grabbing it a groggly answering the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Kurt. I hope I'm not bugging you but I sort of need your help." It took Kurt a while to recognize the voice.
"Oh hey Rocky! How's lame-a?" Kurt spoke smiling at his own joke.
"It's the same stale air I guess."
"Aha so what's going on?"
"Uh I ran into Dave and I'm trying to help him with some guy troubles."
"Okay." Kurt spoke slowly not entirely sure where this was going.
"Well. Uh he's a bag boy at save in go or whatever. So we didn't want to bug you but Blaine sort of left us no other option-"
"What do you mean by that?" Kurt spoke suddenly worried with the mention of his boyfriend.
"Oh uh. I don't know we just told him who it was and he said he couldn't help and hung up on me." Raquel recollected. "Which is very rude by the way."
"Noted." Kurt smiled. "So who's the lucky man?"
"A Guy named Jeremiah." Kurt's heart beat a bit faster in anxiety before he started laughing.
"Oh my god." Kurt pulled the phone away from his face and tried to calm his self. "This is hilarious." he laughed.
"Why is this so funny?" Raquel yelled through the receiver. Kurt grunted and pulled the phone back up to his face.
"Listen it's not that I don't care, cause I really really do. Can you call me back like tomorrow, By then I will be sharp witted and ready for anything." Raquel sighed.
"Okay whatever." She answered.
"Hey!" Kurt shouted.
"What?" Raquel replied slightly annoyed.
"Don't do anything until you call me. Okay?"
"Yeah fine whatever." Raquel mumbled. "Have fun in New York."
"You bet I will." Kurt said before hanging up and returning back to the amazing hotel pillows.
"Well that was no help at all." Dave spoke slightly annoyed.
"Yeah I know." Raquel sighed before walking away. "I really wish I wouldn't come to this, But desperate times call for desperate measures." Dave followed closely behind.
"What are you talking about?" He questioned.
"It's nothing to bad, but I need to know." She turned to face the taller football player. "How easily are you humiliated?"
Steve was scampering around the kitchen making his crepes and Derek was sitting on the dining table reading a well aged book. Raquel and Dave entered the room just as Steve flipped a thin pancake by tossing it in the air. As he gave Derek a triumphant grin he noticed the two teens.
"Oh hey Rocky! You didn't tell me you were bringing boys over!" Steve smirked. Derek's head instantly whipped around to face the taller football player. He raised his eyebrow at Raquel who just smiled back.
"Steve, Derek this is Dave and I'm helping with a relationship problem."
"Are you now?" Derek spoke with a very parental tone.
"Yeah. He likes this guy over at save and go." Raquel spoke as Dave shuffled his feet behind her.
"Oh! Who? Is it the blond one with puffy hair? Jeremiah right?" Steve spoke from the kitchen.
"Y-yeah how did you know?" Dave finally spoke.
"Are you kidding me! He's the only reason I ever shop at save and go." Steve announced. Derek Whipped his head back to Steve.
"What the hell!" Derek shouted in surprise.
"Oh come on. If it wasn't for him we would be driving farther to a more expensive organic food market." Steve spoke in a mater-of-fact voice. Derek was still sitting in shock.
"Really though?" Derek questioned with a slightly hurt look on his face.
"I don't even like pre-packaged food but he's worth it!" Steve shouted dramatically before leaving the room.
Raquel had her head in her hands looking at the floor as Dave sat there in the most uncomfortable situation ever. Derek soon stood up and followed Steve down the hall. Raquel then turned to Dave.
"Well they're going to be no help to us at all. So that mean we only have one more option." She spoke thoughtfully.
"And that would be?"
"Your going to have to just going to have to be straight up and just talk to him."
"What!" Dave shouted.
"I'm just saying no one else will help," She pointed down. "This is our final option."
"Are you sure it's our last option? I mean isn't their like a secret fifth option?" Dave asked franticly.
"Nope it's this or you come up with your own ideas." Raquel pressed. Dave just stood there for a while.
"Fine." He spoke quietly. "But your coming with me." Raquel just smiled.
"With pleasure."
After Dave had left Raquel went to the kitchen to make sure none of the food was burning, while Steve and Derek were "busy". Just as she sat down in the living room to watch TV there was a knock at the door.
"GOT IT!" Raquel yelled to no one in particular.
"Raquel darling!" the older woman at the door greeted her. She was slightly shorter then Raquel and had cropped silver hair.
"Grandma!" Raquel embraced the woman in a hug. "What are you doing here? Not that I'm not glad to see you though."
"Oh Alex and I just decided to visit sooner rather then wait to see my precious grandchildren." She pinched Raquel's cheeks.
"Alex?" Raquel spoke to herself. Oh yes Alex, Grandma's country club friends recently singled son. "I have to get Derek hang on." She smiled as she walked on to the house and down the hall.
"Please be decent! We have guest." Raquel spoke as she knock on the door.
Steve's head appeared from the opening of the door.
"Helllooo. How could I be of assistants?" He spoke with a lopsided grin.
"Grandma and Alex are here! Please send my brother out. Fully clothed!" She spoke urgently. Steve smiled and slide his head back in and in a matter of seconds Derek was pushed out of the door and in to the hallway, still fumbling with his pants. Raquel just rolled her eyes and laughed as they walked to the living room.
As they entered they noticed their grandma talking to someone in the kitchen. Raquel and Derek sat in the chairs opposite from the elderly lady.
The person that entered from the kitchen was indeed not a man at all. She was a tall, slender, brown haired woman. She sat next to Raquel's grandma and smiled at Derek, who was absolutely silent and deathly confused.
"Uh, grandma. Who is this?" Derek asked in a nervous voice. His grandma just laughed.
"Oh knock it off this is Alexandra Nouvelles. Alex for short."
Raquel wasn't to sure but she could have sworn she heard a giggle erupt from the hallway.