Hot Damn EXTRA 2
Oh hai gaiz! Yes well ready for another fun filled plotting session with Lavi and Lenalee? Get ready and strap yourselves to your seats you won't want to go anywhere! What will they do this time? Shove them into a closet? Into a classroom? WHO KNOWS! But you guyz will so let's find out! ENJOY!
WARNING: Lavi and Lenalee plotting like the little plotters they are.
DISCLAIMER: Hoshina Katsura
Plotting with Lavi and Lenalee take Two!
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"Lavi…cut it out." Lenalee deadpanned annoyed of Lavi's actions.
"Ouch!" The boy in question sat up rubbing his forehead where the ball had graciously bounced off the ceiling onto him.
"Focus!" The Chinese girl scolded.
"But it's in the bag! I mean, Yuu-pon went back for Allen and planted one on him! TOTAL SCORE!" Lavi pointed out feeling confident.
"Still! We have to make sure they absolutely hook up! Those incidents are a sign! They're telling us that they want to be together!" Lenalee exclaimed using her hands to show how important it is.
"That's going a bit far but I see your point. Well what're we going to do now? I'm over the closet idea since Yuu would probably make better friends with the mop." Lavi grumbled tossing the ball across the room where it rolled to a halt in a corner.
"We could always go with the love letters in the locker plan." Lenalee suggested spinning in her chair.
"Not yet. I'm saving that for later when the prom starts to come around." Lavi answered watching the girl spin.
"Hmm…well then how about making them talk about their feelings?" Lenalee said dumbly running out of ideas.
Lavi broke out into laughter. He laughed so hard he fell off his bed onto the floor and started clenching his sides rolling around tears bursting from his eye.
"T-that is s-so funny! Yuu wouldn't t-talk about his feelings in a million years!" The redhead continued to laugh and he eventually stopped…ten minutes later.
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"I was thinking we should set them up on a date. You know get them to spend some quality time together." Lavi announced sitting himself up once more onto his bed wiping a tear from the corner of his eye.
"Oh! That'd be great!" Lenalee agreed excitedly. "We could secretly follow them and keep an eye on them."
"I do that all the time Lenalee." Lavi replied with a grin pointing at his eye patch.
"Oh, you know what I mean!" Lenalee had stopped spinning and gave a whack to her friends arm.
"Ouch. I was kidding!" the redhead whined now nursing his arm.
"Uh huh. Well how're we going to make this work? I don't think Kanda will willingly go out with Allen." The Chinese girl wondered out loud slowly losing confidence in their plan.
"Don't worry about it. Leave that to me." Lavi snickered deviously.
"And exactly how are you going to do that, Oh Great Lavi?" Lenalee asked skeptically.
"With these." He pulled out two envelopes with Kanda's name on one and Allen's on the other. "Oh and I prefer The Great Sexy Lavi, thank you very much."
Lenalee rolled her eyes. "And what are those?"
"Fair tickets." Lavi replied proudly waving them around.
"Right! The fair is in town!" Lenalee clasped her hands together in joy. "You're brilliant Lavi!"
"I know I am. I mean who doesn't?" The redhead smirked triumphantly.
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Allen sneezed loudly shivering slightly after.
"Ugh…I have a feeling something bad is going to happen." The small boy shuddered at the thought of the bathroom incident.
He pulled his blanket around him snuggling in to get comfortable.
"Well, it can't get any worse from what has happened lately…can it?"
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"THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!" Lavi cackled.
"Oh this is going to be ugly." Lenalee sighed.
